...so when a friend asks me if I'm working out, my first thought is to think about taking all his money? I'm confused.
whatever. everything is closed today because of some 2000 year old dead guy.
i've got nothing better to do than to watch this thread explode.
>>36543397
>dead guy
>doesn't know easter is when the old guy stopped being dead and started living forever
what stupid cunt
>>36542034
>my first thought is to think about taking all his money?
no, only 90% of it.
>>36543397
kys, faggot
>>36541862
If someone has to ask, then you're doing it wrong.
>>36543397
>not doing reps for Jesus
What a nihilistic fedora cunt
>>36543420
>he actually believes this
and you actually call yourself an "adult"?
>mfw they think my gains all come from swimming
>>36543440
He was clearly fucking around.
And you call yourself "not autistic?"
>>36543397
>doesn't know Easter is about returning to the gym to lift heavy after an injury during crossfit and an extended 3-day rest period/.
>>36543420
Why die if you're just going to come back to life? That guy sounds like a real tool.
>>36543447
it's impossible to tell who is just kidding and who is genuinely retarded on this forum.
>tfw you work on your body while He works on Making America Great Again
>>36543460
Then you should probably fuck off back to misc because a. This is not a forum and b. It was blatantly obvious
>>36543478
>muh secret club
fuck off fag
>worshiping a dead jew on a stick
How cuck can you get
>>36543478
Not the anon you're talking to, but yes this is a forum and no it wasn't very obvious.
Shit. I'm about to pull a Jesus and disapperate out this shitscape. Bye anons.
>>36541862
My fellow bernbro! My wife's son had been getting really buff recently, asked him if he had been working out and he told me to fuck off, but I think it made his day really :)
>>36542034
>my first thought is to overhaul our healthcare system, saving billions and billions of dollars for the country as a whole
FTFY
>>36543783
>free shit for everyone
>saving money
>>36543783
>sav billions
do you actually believe that? You're an idiot.
>>36543533
Calling other people cucks is prime cuckold behavior. Don't you have a bull to prep for your wife's son?
>>36543783
post body, i want to see what the average 4chan berniefag looks like
>>36543918
Yes my pecs are still a bit undeveloped but I have better things to take care of. Your turn, faggot.
Jesus would support Bernie tbqh fampai
People who hate him are fedora lords
>>36544049
>but I have better things to take care of
your wife's son?
>>36544049
>I have better things to take care of
Like your gyno?
>>36543460
>>36543447
>>36543440
Not fucking around. That's what the holiday is about in Christianity. My beliefs don't change what the holiday is about. Why are you so bad at thinking?
>>36543457
it was a prank moron
Tfw friends asked if im on steroids, i replied not yet and they looked at me like i was a heroin addict
>>36543397
>tfw gym is business as usual
Thank god, these faggots close for some light snow I thought it'd be closed.
>>36543783
>feeling the bern over here.
>>36541862
>Your friends need a confirmation that you've been working out
You have not made it yet.
>>36543783
Spotted the bernout.
tfw your friends don't have to ask since it's obvious you've been working out
>>36544146
Kekeroo
tfw your friends mirin.
Literally said he was jealous. He's a swimmer, but doesn't have bulk, only tone.
feels good man.
>>36543397
Kekek tru
>>36544339
>Why are you so bad at thinking?
Should ask yourself, bud.
You're the one who still talks to imaginary friends.
>>36543422
Suck my ass muslim scum
>>36544049
>how to cure gyno.jpg
>>36543783
>dude free shit lmao
>>36543889
Where did you get that idea?
>N-n-n- I k-know you are b-but what am I?
>Heh sure s-showed him
>Walk into family gathering today
>Haven't seen a few of them in months
>Wearing new tshirt, fits breddy gud
>Older brother immediately starts complimenting me, never seen him more hyped for me in his life
Thank you /fit/
>>36543397
>lifting on the sabbath
>>36546016
the sabbath is Saturday you fucking retard kys
>>36546071
>being jewish
