Enough >tfw virgin shit, let's get a positive bread going.
I just hit PRs on bench, and Squat today!
I went skiing and am going back home this week to fuck my gf. Not super fitness related but I'm pretty happy right now
>>36532415
Where the fuck is there skiiable terrain at the end of march?
Also, ran a 5k fer the childrens this week.
>>36532425
Not the anon you replied to, but try anywhere near the Canadian border? One of my local ski resorts just got 19 inches of fresh snow over the last week. Spring did just start last weekend.
>went on my first date ever
>EVER
>saw 10 cloverfield lane
>qt was scared and held onto my arm and rested head on my arm while holding my bicep with her hand
I want to feel that kind of way again.
>tfw about to be under 200 pounds for the first time since like 6th grade
>fat girl has a crush on me
>she's like the 6th fat girl to get a crush on me
>only 21 years old
Not high test enough lads, it's never the cute one, always da fat one.
Mixed feels
>>36532488
You just heff to belieb.
I just hit below 180, coming down on weight after falling for the rippetoe meme.
In the last 2 months:
>separated from USAF
>moved from ND to Atlanta
>met the woman of my dreams
>hit 275 on bench
>visited my mother and sister whom I haven't seen in about a year
>reached out to my father and heard back
This year has been great so far. Law of Attraction is a real deal bros.
>>36532512
>separated from USAF
Mind if I ask about your experience in the AF? I'm currently at university, but interested in applying into the USAF when I'm done.
Was it a bad experience?
diddies went up 315 to 345 in 2weeks doing accesory work
>hit 225 for 5x5 on the bench
>fucked my brothers gfs friend (enormous 20lb watermelon tittays)
>ranked up to lem on csgo
>>36532425
Not the anon either, but Colorado still has tons of snows and getting more each week.
>out with my husband and mother in law shopping
>mom talks about how she has to go to torrid
>husband asks what is it
>she explains that it's a clothing store for plus sized women
>mother in law then says "if only I could have ANONS body. Maybe one day I'll get there"
Great feels.
>>36532553
Sure. Joined in 07. Since then, General Schwartz and Gen Welsh (chiefs of staff) along with Secretary James have destroyed the integrity and mission readiness of the AF. We are at all time lows for money, manning, and morale. In 2015, I went fucking FIVE sexual assault/harassment prevention briefings before I deployed in July. When I got back? One of the first things I had to do was go to another one...as if sexual assault has changed in 6 months.
The "leaders" of the Air Force are far more concerned with Blue (TV commercials, AF Band, liberal agenda) than Green (mission readiness, On-the-job training, and budgeting for the greater good). Every May I believe is national faggot awareness month, and last year there were tri-boards and posters all around base celebrating the LGBT community and promoting transsexuals and cross-dressing. It was gut wrenching.
Don't join the USAF any time soon. Keep an eye on what the next Chief of Staff and SECAF are up to. Also, CMSAF Cody has the limestone handshake I've ever shook. And his son, no lie, is a RAGING homo. Met that faggot at AL Udeid.
All in all, to be honest, I'm very thankful for the people I've met and the knowledge I've gained. I'm set for life.
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>used to be 400lb fat fuck
>now 200lb fat fuck
>tfw shipping out to boot camp in a month
>tfw 2 years of work is about to pay off
>tfw finally going to leave mommy's basement and fucking do something with my life
>tfw finally going to be making a halfway decent paycheck
>tfw finally going to be able to see what's outside of the town I've been living in for 21 years
feels pretty good desu senpai imo
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>>36532488
Been hovering at around 205-210 here, down from 350, was 260-280 or worse all through middle and high school.
Feels good to almost be human sized.
Good job, anon. You'll make it.
>>36532725
You got this too bro
>>36532667
>limestone
Lmao "limpest". Damn phone.
>>36532082
I got a new job, I'm going to fly things.
>>36532082
I finally turned down drinking for the sake of my gains for the first time
was feeling down about some stupid shit, but I hit 460 squat and I've felt bretty gud since then.
Broke up with my gf of 6 years who I was fat when I got with.
It sucks, but I'll finally have an opportunity to test my gains in the wild again.
>tfw pr on bench and squats just like op
>405 squat
>265 bench
>>36532082
>Just contracted with my ROTC unit
>Just hit 165 lb on bench for 5x5
had my first case of roid rage today
>driving home from egg hunt with baby sister
>this hippy faggot crosses the street on a red light
>open window and yell woah come on man be careful
>im not ven mad
>he turns around flips me off and yells fuck you asshole
>time stops, i tune out the world. Without a thought i put my car and prk and ran out toward him
>bear hug him from behind pick him up and carry him back to the corner
>throw him on the street and tell him to wait til i pass or ill kill him
>hes frozen in shock
>tell him from today to look both ways before crossing the street
You think shell tell my dad?
>>36532425
UTah for one
>>36534548
Unlikely if she's a baby.
>>36534631
Baby is relative. I told her not to.
>>36534548
height weight?
>>36534678
5'10 250
It's barely a happy feel, but I've given up tracking calories pretty much as soon as uni terms have started twice in a row, but I just downloaded MFP and it looks very convenient, especially the barcode scanner. Using it starting tomorrow.
Finally got re-assessed for ADD. I had stopped medication 8 years ago.
Had been depressed and alcoholic for last 2 years, apparently it happens often if you have untreated ADD, but after getting on meds again, I feel like I can control myself again
>>36532508
Keep lifting man
Hungry skeleton that is a little less hungry since I started making sure to run every day. I know >no gains, but I'm feeling much hungrier since I started. I've probably put on weight which hasn't happened since I was 17.
>>36532457
take her on another date she likes you
>>36532680
Good luck and godspeed, brother.
>>36532508
take the free self esteem boost and reject her as nicely as possible while setting your sights on something less beefy
Uninterested in everything as usual but decided ill give keto a try, reading about it right now.
so...you know... maybe
>>36532680
You can't see but I'm giving you a thumbs up. I'd use a face but can't be arsed to save any.
My feels:
>finally hit lmao1pl8 on squats and deadlifts.
It's not a lot but a few weeks ago I was barely doing 30. It feels good knowing I'm getting stronger and I can see my body going from kinda flabby to hard. I feel like I'm gonna make it brahs
>>36532488
Good going m8
>Tfw under 280 for the first time in 6 years
Were gonna make it motherfucker! No going back!
>>36532680
May your travels be safe, good luck man!
>>36532680
Hopefully you'll be able to return to /fit/ while serving your country, I wish you the best anon
>>36534734
Post pic
>>36535116
Male or female?
>>36535116
Stats?
>used to be 220 fat depressed loser
>realized I was being stupid
>Started working out, eating better
>one day I'm about to take a shower, see in-shape guy
>Eyes fill with tears
>down to 170 now
I know I wasn't as bad as some people, but damn does it feel good.
I
Took a week off from lifting and today was the day I would test out my 5 rep max on my compound lifts. Go in and see that the only squat rack is being used by "chad". I ask to get in between his sets and he says it's no problem. Next thing I know this mf is giving me sage as fuck advice. Slowly spotting me and giving tips left and right. Helped me reach a PR literally on all the lifts and improved my form. This is the closest I came to believing angels are real. When I got home it even got better. I was looking at my spreadsheet and I had marked that I wanted to do 225 lbs for 5 reps on squats. "chad" had me do 2 plates and quarter. I'm sorry but this nigga dope as fuck, sucks that I don't workout at this gym everyday. :(
>>36536465
Seriously though for someone that it's in his first 6 months of lifting this was an insance motivational boost. ANGEL CHAD WITH THE GAINS. If you are seeing this and it's you, I want to thank you again.
>>36534508
Army? I was in ROTC but dropped it to join the Marines.
