>Exit cocoon mode
>quickly ascend to the top academic and physical groups
>people try to pinpoint my flaws during conversation
>mfw they can't find any because I've covered them up
It will come to you bros, put your head down and keep working. Remember you are not special.
>>36484884
The only flaw you could cover up is your small cock op
>>36484917
Didn't know this was a humour thread
>>36485000
If I wanted a humor thread I'd ask what your one rep max was
>>36485006
lol
>be semi cocoon mode
>moved states 3 years ago and started lifting seriously
>have gained almost 30 lbs muscle and a lot of strength
>way more confident and social than ever before
>smarter funnier more successful better w women, just better all around
>can't wait to go back and see all my old friends who do nothing but party and are probably still doing the exact same shit as 3 years ago, to pull bitches that never would have looked at me, to gain more respect and put this one dude who used to bully me into place lel
Is cocoon mode real? I've always wanted to try it but I've read that it does nothing but create social autism and create hardships on family/friends.
Show me the path brehs, make me into a beautiful butterfly.
>>36484884
...and then you woke up.
Of all the bullshit autistic gymcel/PUA lies, "cocoon mode" is perhaps the most stupid. Yeah, because isolating yourself... is the best way... to become a better... "people person"... right.
Lifting hard late at night, sweating it out, thinking you're getting closer to "becoming alpha"... Fucking LOL. It's not your PHYSIQUE or "mannerisms" that makes you unattractive to women, It's your LOOKS. That's why those "shy qts" don't smile at you, that's why that girl you once knew stopped messaging you, that's why you only get bots on Tinder. It wasn't something you SAID, it's your lack of FACE, your lack of HEIGHT, your lack of FRAME.
I could COMPLETELY understand the phenomenon if you wanted to REMAIN SOLITARY INDEFINITELY, but nope, you stupid fucks GENUINELY think that you'll somehow arise from being a COMPLETE RECLUSE into some social butterfly. Fucking LMAO. That, that's the definition of autism, thinking that social success is some quest ladder you have to grind at like some RPG game.
You're either BORN INTO IT, or you're FUCKED. No amount of reading self help books will fix your autistic brain, because BY READING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU'RE BEING AUTISTIC. LMAO.
>>36485509
it's your MEME, KEK and JEJ
>>36485509
Why is this formatted like the Star Wars opening crawl
>>36485509
i think youre missing the point of cocoon mode. its withdrawing from society and social interactions in order to give 100% focus to your training.
>inb4 fedora tipping
>>36485388
You are not gonna get better at socializing by not socializing
>cocoon mode
>12 years pass
>used Harden too many times
>nobody can break me
>not even myself
:(
>>36485551
If that was TRUE I'd understnad it, but 90% of people talking about "cocoon mode" are CONVINCED they'll "leave it as a Chad" Yet...
It...
never...
happens.
>>36485509
I HATE autists who TYPE caps to emphasise their SHITTY MEME posts
>>36485509
keep telling your self that when you eat those doughnuts and skip that last set champ
>>36485603
Yeah, go ahead, attack ME, make fun of my WRITING style, but guess what? It doesn't make my points ANY less true.
And what the fuck is this about meme posts? "Cocoon mode" IS THE FUCKING MEME. I mean seriously, you've CONVINCED yourself that STAYING INSIDE AND LIFTING is the way to get laid. It didn't work when you went OUTSIDE, so how the FUCK would shutting yourself IN improve your ALREADY MINISCULE CHANCES?
>>36485076
Im in 3 months of coccon mode but ill get out of it faster cuz roids.
>>36485643
not that guy, but tfw i skipped my last set today.
> stealing my own gainz
>mfw ive been in cocoon mode for 6 years theres nothing to come out into
>>36485579
time to break out to butterfree yo
> use your psybeam
>>36485076
>3 years
>only 30 pounds
>>36484884
>tfw last half of 2nd semester is coming up after spring break
>it's time to go complete cocoon recluse mode for the next 6 weeks, will go into last legs of my cut relentlessly
>i will emerge in mid-may, shredded as fuck with A's on all of my finals
>>36485674
Fuck, did you bomb Brussles ?
>>36485509
one of the worst trolls on fit. please go back to puahate or sluthate or whatever shitty forum you came from
>>36485525
lel
>>36485674
Are you from tumblr?
>>36484884
>been working out for like 2 years
>been making little progress
>whenever i cut i look like shit due to lack of muscle mass, just look skinnyfat
>get depressed because my lifts all go down, i still look like shit
>never have the dedication to get below 14ish% bf
>finally decide to bulk
>lifts are finally constantly going up
>hit 2pl8 bench 3x5
>getting fat as fuck though
>like 20% bf at the moment and want to cut pretty badly
>still want to hit 3pl8 squats for reps tho, only at 2pl8 now (i know, shit
>oneitus is actually starting to take notice of me (for some reason??im fat as fuck now)
>all the dudes i know keep putting me down and saying shes too good for me and that ill never get her crabs in a bucket style
>tfw beggining to believe them
>desperately want to cut to be aesthetic but at the same time desperately want my lifts to improve due to stagnated progress
>she liked a topless pic on facebook of some roided up curlbro
>all of this shit is constantly going through my brain at once and is driving me crazy
>feel insane pressure to get with oneitus as my friends coax me on for thier own amusement even though im fucking autistic as fuck and barely can even talk to women
>have to fight niggling thought in the back of my head that im not good enough for her constantly, as well as other people essentially telling me that they dont think shes interested in me even though shes showing signs that she is
>feel like the signs are so subtle sometimes that im just imagining them to stroke my ego (ie she will come out of her way multiple times a day to talk to me even though she works on the floor above me but masks it with excuses, like shes embarrassed to like me)
>afraid of other people
>afraid of people getting close to me
>afraid of dissapointing others
I just want to leave everything and live in solitiude /fit/ . Im so angry and depressed all the time.
>>36485773
keep going my nigga
>>36485773
my nigga I'm right there with you except I'm doing a bulk, idc what I look like this summer, I'm playing the long game. In a year's time, I'll be fuggin shredded brah. Right now I just gotta get huge, improve my lifts and get good grades.
I'll share my story once I make it
>>36485509
Tldr: Op is a fag
No you are
>>36486186
>I just want to leave everything and live in solitiude /fit/ . Im so angry and depressed all the time.
I know these feels well, anon.
>>36486186
>I just want to leave everything and live in solitiude
I've always dreamed of buying a 25' cruising sailboat that I can singlehand, filling it with books, and taking my leave from the world. I just want to live a comfy, frugal life sailing from place to place, not caring about any of the bullshit of 2016. I'd carry what I needed, and nothing more. I would be entertained by books and the stars. I would have to take on each challenge myself, and my happiness would be completely up to me.
>>36486398
Same here anon. Good luck brah, we're all gonna make it
>just graduated computer science
>internship signed me a regular position
>just signed the contract
>now playing vidya
>actually interacting with women in the office now
>still lifting 5/7
>>36485509
you know this is a constant pasta, and it's actually right, but it could be distilled down to its only important element.
FRAME does not matter, HEIGHT does not matter, FACE is actually all that matters
I can tell you from personal experience that frame doesn't matteer even being as wide as a fucking door without lifting, height doesn't matter (although I guess I'm only 6'2), face most certainly does matter.
Think about it and take the logical extreme; a weedy little cuck manlet with an attractive face will absolutely clean up vs a below average face 6'8 monster that's built like a fridge
>>36486912
>I can tell you from personal experience that frame doesn't matteer even being as wide as a fucking door without lifting, height doesn't matter (although I guess I'm only 6'2), face most certainly does matter.
lol 2/10
besides this is lies the guys that slay the most pussy I know are ugly to average but got game af and sometimes physically imposing
i am a dyel pretty boy and all I get is asians that fawn over the virginal cute boy look baka
>inadvertently went into cocoon mode
>find it much more comfy than my old life of partying and talking to lots of friends
>don't want to get out but I know it's healthier for me to socialize
>tfw forcing myself to talk to old friends but all I want to do is go home and keep working on myself
>>36487323
iktf
i realized the reason I am still virgin is not that I am too ugly or even not confident enough it's that I have to force myself to go out and be social. I don't have any social media and I barely text anybody ever except my mom to ask what is for dinner. I forced myself to go out much more often this semester so who knows maybe something will happen
girls get interested in me due to my physical appearance but then I never go out so the interest disappears
i want to get this over with fuck
>>36485509
>>36486822
> books and stars
Sounds beautiful desu
>>36485764
Is this bait?
>sold all video games
>built home gym
>graduating high school, going to enter cocoon mode
>hopefully my mom doesnt kick me out
i-i'm scared i'm going to regret this
>>36484884
Last time I made one of these threads I got banned for a day, watch out anon
>>36484884
>Broke up with GF in Jan
>Upped productivity of business threefold
>Back in the Gym 5 days a week
>gained back all lost mass
>on track to gain back all money lost by June
>putting on mass
I'm going to go so wild come Summer.
>>36486186
I feel you bro
>>36488021
That's because it wasn't fitness related you mong
>>36488095
Why would he do that? He isn't doing anything physically remarkable. He's just proving that he has no regard for his life at all.
>>36490214
Roofers are adrenaline junkies
>>36485006
nice meme dude.
>>36486186
hey man, you're not a piece of shit. dont start acting like one, if you did in the past, stop! :D
