CURLBRO GENERAL, neckbeards need not enter
>be at a club this weekend
>two girls come up, one 6/10, one 8/10
>both start feeling my arms and chest
>"wow anon, you must be the biggest guy in here"
>"omg anon, do you do steroids? hehe"
>"it's like his shirt is gonna rip open!"
>mfw all i do is curl, pull ups, and situps
pic related, what it's what i wore on saturday
I get more convinced everyday that shit like squats and deadlifts are pointless if you actually want to look aesthetic.
>he fell for the compounds meme
>>36483863
>be at a club this weekend
OP's club pic related
>>36483863
Nice arms, what are they? 13"?
>take them home
>you get naked
>they see you tiny baby legs
>they laugh
>"oh well im here lets do this"
>you try and curl her onto the bed cause your weak ass back cant do it
>she laughs some more
>tfw she gets no enjoyment out of your pathetically weak hip thrusts
Curlbros pls leave
>>36483927
Never measured
>>36483906
This, compounds are autistic as fuck and make people look retarded
>>36483948
>omg I thought he looked okay until I asked him to unleash his kinetic chain tee-hee
>>36483948
>hip thrusts
Yeah okay, because it's "hip thrusts" that matter. It's definitely not anything anything insignificant like SIZE, r...right?
lmao. m-muh motion in the ocean!
Fucking lol if you actually believe the bullshit you spout.
>>36483948
usually they don't even notice the legs, but they do like feeling up my arms while moaning and receiving my dick
>>36483994
Squatlet detected
How does it feel to know every girl you bang is dreaming of mark rippetoe just to feel a thing?
>>36483948
>literally falling for the posterior chain meme
Fucking lol at you. Guys like OP are GENETIC GODS. Girls don't give a FUCK about legs.
>OP, you're coming with me!
>>36483920
That looks fun desu
>>36484015
It's all about the FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT right?
>>36484032
Are those thighs real?
