>Woman
>Signed up for the USMC, leaving for Parris Island in 2 months
>Has not worked out or ran in a while, busy schedule
>Has to be in top-tier shape in only 2 months before getting utterly smoked in training
Welp, no turning back now.
Let's go.
I thought most recruiters get you on some program to get you ready
>>36478229
pushups, then pullups
run 2 miles every other day
>USMC
>top-tier shape
its not fucking BUDS, just get used to carrying heavy things far distances even if that heavy thing is you
>>36478229
Might as well hit up roids and get that clit big, If you make it you'll be a man either way
>woman
>usmc
fuck off we dont need more wooks to suck everyone off
Practice rucking. I've heard you have to do that a lot and it sucks if you've never done it.
>>36478229
LONDON
Just do a fuck ton of push ups, pull ups, sit ups, butterfly kicks, and run a lot. Every day. Multiple times a day. Then take the last week before you ship out off to recover. Once you're there, just do everything as fast and as well as you can, and keep your head down.
Also, keep it in your pants, for the love of christ
>>36478229
>Has to be in top-tier shape
No you don't, didn't you hear? They got rid of fitness requirements for women in every branch except for the elite squads
>>36478229
Lindsey
>>36478229
HOLY SHIT GUIZ A REAL LIFE WOMAN, DELETE ALL THE HIGH TEST THREADS FUCK WE NEED TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP BEFORE SHE SEES
You could just quit like a bitch like pic related
>>36479454
this made me rage
>>36478229
You don't have to be shit the moment you get off that bus. They MAKE you into a Marine, they don't expect you to show up as one. You don't even get DQ for failing pt till the last month
>>36478229
They will get you in shape. That is their job. So long as you're not out of regs, just practice running, situps and pullups so you have a good initial PFT.
