>Anon, what do you mean you can't eat carbs after 4 PM? Live a little!
>>36451796
I'll do it if you breast feed me with those magumbos
> Carbs being a temptation instead of suckling her massive teets
>>36451796
I think her breasts are too small. Friend material. And she drinks. Who drinks?
Jesus buddy, just post sauce so the thread can move on
>>36451806
She knows anon, it's all right. You're not the first and not the last, it's ok. Go to sleep.
>>36451819
More like Jew lover, am I right guys? Haha, guys? Guys? =(
>>36451796
She reminds me of a feminist I know. She's ok. For a feminist.
>>36451868
you mean her tits are big for a feminist.
>>36451796
Goddammit. I need to find this bitch's instagram again. She's high test as fuck.
If anyone else cares to help, she's a realtor or involved with real estate in some way and I think she's in New York. That's all I remember
emilyhelenbarry
>>36451952
Thanks, breh
Women just want some oral sex, don't they? Shallow creatures..
>>36451976
GOT
DAMN
>>36451976
Holy fuck
She looks nice on insta. But the 40k followers -.- How many would she have with normal boobies, eh?
>>36451993
>>36451999
I know, breh. I know
>>36451943
I fucked her
>>36452003
Less than 40
She's essentially a prostitute
>>36451796
do you idiots not see how her shirt around the wine glass is distorted, these images are shopped
>>36452005
She would destroy me.
>>36452030
>t.my ass
>>36452030
Good job, anon.
I didn't catch that.
Can I have 5 of her? Also, great boobs, but no ass muahahaha ---was feeling devilish.
>>36452051
Does that mean she knows I exist? No, I mean really? Does she?
Those. Fuckin. TITS.
FUUUUUUAARRRCK.
How much do I have to deadlift to get a girl of this much test?!
>>36451976
whats her name my dick wants to know
>>36452127
>deadlift
1. post a picture of your ferrari on instagram
2. DM her asking her to put it in her ass
3. voila, you have her
i would fuck her
>>36452030
I don't know, breh. OP's pic is fucked, but here she is in the same shirt. Plus her sister looks like she has some test going for her as well
>>36452148
Maybe. Maybe she's really annoying IRL.
>>36452032
>>36451976
>>36451796
>>36452005
>>36452051
Holy fuck I want her to murder me.
>>36452030
i'm not laughing
https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/?hl=en
>>36452138
He literally replied to it
>>36452153
ive fucked her
>>36452183
Me too, how'd you meet her?
>>36452183
It's ok. Even if you're speaking the truth, I've resigned myself to abstinence. I just had a moment of weakness where I felt compelled to keep looking and posting her. It happens
>>36452253
>>36452270
>>36452283
>people still think there is a difference between trump and hildog
top kek
>>36452253
>Filling a glass that full of wine
ugh
>>36452253
Who pours a glass of red wine like that?
>>36452290
>>36452309
Coming from a Trump poster? lol. It was the Jews right?
>>36451796
>who the fuck are you? how did I get here? why the fuck do we have so much wine? please take me home
>>36452305
THANK YOU
>>36451803
Gazingas
>>36452318
>goldberg
>lol its just a coincidence
stupid crosseyed wineo bitch
>>36452253
why the fuck is her wine glass that full
>>36452334
Stay mad bby gurl
>>36452253
>I DON'T WANT ANY MORE WINE, PLEASE LET ME GO!
>>36452253
Dropped.
>>36452342
>there is hope for so many
I am made so happy
>>36451796
brehs the last 8 women I've talk to I have not once looked at their bosom. what has become of me.
>>36452425
Welcome to Fagtown, fag.
>>36452425
>tfw ive never touched a boob
>sometimes i forget girls even have boobs
>>36452425
Well, one problem is that you refer to boobies as bosom.
Also, I can't fucking help myself, I have to turn my head and look at ass and/or tits. Whaddup widdat, /fit/?
>>36452253
Is she some sort of lazy momtier alcoholic?
Also fuck wine.
>>36452003
Welcome to fucking post 1940 you confused moron
>all these faggots criticising wine
m80s, fucking big titty bitches who've had too much wine is the best. Come on son
>>36452551
>fuck wine
pleb af, m8
>>36452342
cuz she tryna get turnt
>>36451796
I find gigantic breasts like that really unattractive honestly.
>Why don't you drink some more wine?
>>36452591
Y-yeah! Fucking girls with big ol titties is the best guys. I fuck so many big titty women all the time! Life is good.
;_;
>>36453044
>im gay
ok
>>36453112
>Everyone who doesn't like what I like is gay
>>36453150
I agree.
>>36451796
Staring at those fat fuck bags is great but I can only imagine what going out with that chick is like. She would have a hard time keeping up with you just walking around with those bags. Like carrying two freezer bags full of water
>>36453182
she seems like shes drunk all the time too
just staggering around trying to balance with her fat titbags
>>36453044
>>36453112
it comes down to the fact that usually they are totally eye cathers while clotthed but once you take the cloths off it loses some of it's value
i would rather take a nice round looking c cups, also the attention she must get would be annoying as fuck to have her around as gf
wouldn't refuse banging her ofcourse...
>>36453044
fag
>>36452253
I'm not a breast person and I've never understood guys fascination with big tits, but those jugs just rocked my world.
>>36452305
Are you like retarded? does it change anything if its les or more? you just drink it
>>36452493
The last girl I dated had small boobs, never had that feel of a healthy handful
>>36452327
Columbos
>>36452139
Why would you put your ferrari in her ass?
>>36452301
>>36452305
>>36452342
It's to show off her KEWL VOTE 4 SHILLARY XD etching on the glass.
>>36451916
I know a femenist with hooooooge knankers, like 36K
>>36454358
I can't watch porn where the girl doesn't have huge boobs
>>36452253
>Hillary supporter
>Glass of wine that full
Classless degenerate and would not procreate with
>>36455208
Me too. I don't know what it is.
I don't feel that way about women in real life. I'll shag a girl who's flat as a board if she has a cute face, but when it comes to my masturbation time I WANT 'EM BIG.
>>36452253
>that much wine
Is the lady version of me?
>>36452030
Thats just space-time warping around the gravity of her tits
>>36452007
Me too
>>36452253
DROPPED
>tfw messed up with a girl who had tits just like hers
>tfw never seen tits that perfect in real life since then
>>36455016
bazongas
>>36451806
milk sugar= carbs
>>36455581
Jubblies.
>>36451812
I think you have autism.
>>36451976
I would do things to her that I wouldn't even do to a farm animal
>>36455018
my fucking sides
>>36455639
Why? Cause I'm not fond enough to fondle with the fondlers of pic related?
>>36456506
I'm curious
>>36451796
Can you imagine the nips on those things, jeezzzus
>>36456506
like converse, and have sex?
>>36452070
dancer girls are the best
>>36456889
They could actually be small, in case you didn't hypothesize.
>>36451916
A lot of feminists I've seen have really big tits
Might just be because they're Jewish tho
>>36452305
Girls in their mid-20s who think their alcoholism isn't a problem because it's wine
>>36455208
>tfw even if I somehow managed to come across an opportunity to have sex I'd probably not get a boner if the chick didn't have beeg american titees
>>36452253
fucking dropped
this is why I pump for Trump
>>36452327
dusty gozongas
>tfw embarrassed to be seen in public with gf
She's nice and loved me a ton but she isn't v cute
>>36451796
>>36451976
>>36452005
>she will never split my skull in two with a manhole cover
>>36457135
post pic of couple pls
>>36451796
Where the hell is this photo. Goddamn this type of photo is why I lift. Like look, gotta nice looking girl, at a fancy restaurant, its warm and sunny out, nice looking neighborhood, you obviously got your finances sorted out cuz there's an Audi and a BMW on the road.
>>36451796
> I don't mean to hate but we're starting off with 4 glasses of wine each and it's only 4pm.
>>36457231
Some wine place close to Palo Alto. Makes me want to get the fuck out to California now instead of in a few years when I graduate
>>36457135
>tfw new girl isn't as hot as my ex girl but she's a better person
I wouldn't trade them but it's weird to not have other men looking at us/her all the time.
>>36457231
85% of luxury-brand cars are sold to people with net worths under a million USD. Three times more millionaires live in homes valued at under $300k than in homes valued at over a million. Don't let external signs of wealth trick you.
>>36453044
This. I actually find small breasts to be more shapely usually. Small to tiny breasts are way better. Yes big mamaries will catch my eye and would bang but I'd only GF a chestlet small qt. Feels more dominant too, plus she won't look like shit without clothes and won't have tyrone eye-raping her 24/7.
>>36451796
>her facial expression
you can tell she's so used to people taking pictures of those bazoobers
>>36457343
>but I'd only GF a chestlet small qt
it's called knowing your place in the hierarchy
>>36455208
>>36455286
IM NOT ALONE! I get bored watching porn without huge tits. But I've had sex with (nearly) B cups and had no problem. Just need that visual stimulus if I ain't having a physical one
>>36457343
>>36453150
>>36453044
Fucking fags. There's a reason you don't like big tits. It's called natural selection. Darwin figured it out a while ago. You don't even deserve offspring.
>>36457203
Wtf
>>36455486
are you me?
>>36457574
Possibly, how did you mess up?
>Be me young and dumb
>Gril wanted my dick
>Literally begged me to come over and fuck her
>Didn't do it since she had a bf
Pic related, she kind of looked like that.
https://www.instagram.com/emilyhelenbarry/
>>36457269
thx anon.
What happened to her leg here?
>>36458411
Holy fuck, what the hell did she do?
>>36457460
>Big tits are an evolutionary indicator for anything but back problems and national geographic titties beyond age 25.
Sure, I know better m8.
>>36458411
It's called foreshortening you fucking retard.
>>36451796
>The only thing I can eat after 4 PM is pussy
>And why are there eight wine glasses on this table?
>>36451796
I bet she only dates black guys.
>>36452253
ABSOLUTELY HERETICAL.
FUCKING DROPPED.
>>36451976
>>36452005
>>36452032
>>36452051
This is actually too much titty.
>>36458411
Never skip left leg day
>>36451796
M'lady, I would gladly 'live a little' vicariously through you if you know what I mean.
>>36459423
You just know once the clothes come off they'll sag down and reveal massive areolas.
>>36451796
Am I the only one who notices she has a lazy eye?
>>36459332
>I've failed thousands of years of evolution
You sure know better
>>36459495
A lot of tits look way worse once they drop the bra, it's something you have to be prepared for.
>this thread
>>36452253
>pours so much wine that it makes up for the amount I didn't drink in college
>see Hillary glass
No thanks I don't take poison from strangers.
>>36451796
If I eat the carbs will you help me work them off??;^)
>>36452301
>>36452305
>>36452342
>>36452359
>>36455418
This is some sort of meme I'm not in on right?
>>36458411
>this bitch is a real estate agent
So basically buy a house from me and I'll let you fuck me?
BROS I need to fap NOW after seeing this goddess
What's your highest test porn vid?
>>36452253
she's dead to me now
>TRUMPORBUST
>>36455486
>tfw messed up with a girl.
>tfw will never see tits.
This is my life.
>>36459539
I was really into this girl when I was in high school, talked to her for hours every day.
I was a lame ass that was always sort of looking at the ground or off into space.
She one day confronted me about not wanting to look at her because of her lazy eye.
She wouldn't believe that I hadn't even noticed and was just an autistic faggot that didn't like to make eye contact.
She never talked to me again because she believed that I thought I was too good for her and that I was a liar on top of not liking her lazy eye.
I was pretty broken up about it and if I weren't a pathetic autist I'd have poured out my feelings to get her. But instead I shrunk away.
Well, I've got a hardcore fuck buddy these days who wishes I'd commit, so I suppose I have nothing to complain about.
>>36460754
Sounds more like she used the eye thing as an excuse to cut you off.
Anyway, you should have said that you can't look at her face because it gives you a boner.
>>36451796
explored her IG. shes a vegan. undeniable evidence that a vegan diet raises estrogen and will ultimately result in gyno for men.
>>36451796
Holy fuck she drinks a lot
>>36451796
"Nah I'm good"
The exact moment you let go your flesh desires, is the moment when you become free, in this hormone-driven publicity bombarded world.
Let the jugs go, and become the ultimate /fit/izen.
Acquire aesthetics, disregard females.
>>36451796
>>Anon, what do you mean you can't eat carbs after 4 PM? Live a little!
What faggot actually does this?
Having a diet isn't as restrictive as this, if you're going on a date you compensate the next day for your actions the previous.
>>36457740
Ok nvm we got different stories
>lab partner
>working on shit with her
>work on project together, she seemed open and subtle
>make no move on her
>fastforward
>get drunk one time and text her if she wanted to fuck
>says no and tells me shes in a relationship
>joke shit off because it irritated her
>finished the term and havent seen her around uni since
kinda shitty because she was laid back, had humour and wasnt an airhead like a lot of girls (and also big tits)
>>36460345
Just wine drinkers being pedantic
