>Apply to be State Trooper
>Go today for physical testing and psychological test
>Pass all the physical and psychological tests
>100 other testers
>~20 applicants are powerlifters
>They only pass push-ups and sit-ups
>None of them pass the swim and 2 mile run
>All them of got winded within 1/8th of a mile in the run and had to walk
>The ones who are fit, including myself, pass all the tests no problems
>Even the cardiocucks even outdo the powerlifters except in push-ups and sit-ups (though they still passed no problem)
>All the powerlifters left with their heads down in shame since they were disqualified from further tests
So tell me why we should take powerlifting seriously again? Hell, even when cardiocucks outshine you, then you are really pathetic.
>20% powerlifters
Well that doesn't even seem remotely likely since it's such small sport
>ITT: Things that happened
>>36449252
Does it really seem that unlikely that men who are completely unskilled but autistically obsessed with raising their strength numbers at any cost wouldn't be particularly attracted to a line of work in which they feel they would have authority over others?
>people that focus on strength and nothing else is not good at cardio
CALL THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>36449344
Adding in a day of cardio helps improve overall strength gains. It's why powerlifters are idiots.
>>36449414
It's why those ones you met are idiots.
All good powerlifters do cardio. Why do you think Dave Tate invented the prowler?
completely agree. All the "powerlifters" walking around throwing weights on the floor and grunting like Samurai really turn girls off. I think what they want is an ottermode guy like Beiber. thats why you should just throw all those supplements like Creatine away and just get a subscription to men's health and do the abs workout. save the time and the money and get the ladies.
>>36449431
>Why do you think Dave Tate invented the prowler?
He didn't invent it--he heavily endorses it as a major part and essential tool of powerlifting.
>>36449194
What makes you think they were powerlifters? Did they show up with a monolift?
Besides, it's not like you need to be particularly fit to shoot minorities and give out tickets.
>>36449493
different women want different bodies
do any of you even talk to women or is it all word of mouth
i know some girl whos into skinny long haired fags
i know a girl who wants her men to look like the freaking hulk
theyre both just about the same body type and mind set. one like different things than the other
sure all girls want a fit guy. but im sure all dudes would like a fit girl
and no not some muscle bound /fit/lette. im sure anyone of you would bang a cardio bunny in a heartbeat
>train at small family commercial gym
>bunch of fat manlet powerlifters camp the deadlift area
>ownership announced they would be getting rid of the platform
thank fucking god, no one cares that you can sumo 3pl8
>>36449194
>things that happened
>>36449194
How fast do you have to run 2 miles and how far do you have to swim?
>>36449760
everyone can sumo 3 pl8
>>36449252
Lmao my thoughts exactly. Gtfo of here op
>>36449853
this dick looks just like mine, what the fuck
>>36449513
>>36449684
You must be new here, we've already come to the conclusion that all women are exactly the same - manipulative, shallow, uncaring MEANIES
Pic related, it's us.
175 lbs
305 bn
455 sq
535 dl
6:30 Mile
Ride my bike 75 mi/week~
Get on my level
for the record I look like shit
>>36449194
Jelly OP detected that he can't powerlift.
probably a manlet too.
> muh cardio!
> muh crossfit!
>>36450447
Found the fat powerlifter.
>>36449414
Powerlifters don't do cardio? Then why do good coaches like Wendler and Stevens advocate pushing prowlers, sprints, weighted rucks, and other similar forms of cardio?
>>36449194
Thinks that didn't actually happen but I felt like shitposting: The Post
>>36449493
> good goyim, don't get muscles, girls don't like muscles
> this is not a ploy to reduce my competition for girls :^)
OP must really be insecure that he is willing to make up this much bullshit in order to cover up his own weakness. do you feel good about squatting 2 plates now?
>>36450447
Please tell me this is from a porn site. Not to fap, I'm just intrigued, like the way you have to stare at a car wreck.
OP - The mistake you're making is confusing powerlifting with being a State Trooper. I'm very good at cardio, and while my lifts are decent, I'm by no means a powerlifter, so I'm not taking sides here, but there's a totally different skillset at play.
If being a State Trooper involved deadlifting 600lb, the powerlifters would obviously do well at the tests. But they don't, because it's a test designed to see who'd be a good State Trooper, not a fucking powerlifter you retard.
why would you ever show up for a fitness test unprepared? They knew that there was running and swimming involved, so was this actually the first time they'd ever tried running? Surely not. This story is more of a warning to not be retarded than to not be a powerlifter (inb4 same thing). Hopefully this is made up.
The running and swimming was, what, 500yd swim and 2 mile run? Even if all you do is lift weights, who can't complete that given a month's notice?
>>36449252
OP probably just mistook people who occasionally casual weightlifters for powerlifters.
>>36449194
>powerlifting
>serious
lol
