>Where are you going booboo bear!?
>Cant you take a day off just this once?
>Sleep in with me!
>You can always go to the gym later!
>>36439788
fuck off gains goblin
MOM SAID NO GIRLS
>>36439788
Wtf are the point of these threads? Are they made by fat people who are making up a fictional scenario that they themselves would never experience, but are trying to make /fit/ believe will happen to them if they continue to be /fit/???
damned fatposters...
>>36439797
first post best post
>Not eating a preworkout meal in bed and laying with the qt grill for 90 minutes before your workout
>>36439829
seriously just lost my shit thx u bb
>>36439788
"OH BABY NO! T-t-turn off the alarm and sleep in with me please I'm so tired...I love you lets stay home just today...please baby?"
"Okeh brug :^)"
"Anon you haven't lost your job but you have been lazy you didn't go to work last week what is wrong with you?!"
"Oh anon everytime we have sex you make my vaginas bleed let's not have sex tonight"
"Anon let's go vegan you have muscles you must be vegan thank God I'm not one of those vegans who shoves their ideology of being vegan by the fucking way if I eat anything not vegan I throw it right the fuck up and then complain about it."
"What do you mean it bothers you when I mention 18 year old boy I was a booty call for at 14 you told me your past how is this not any worse?"
Fuck women they'll make you a fucking hair away from just using your hand and hanging with your friends when you're bored.
If you call me booboo bear again Im going to end your life
I DON'T NEED YOU. I HAVE THE POWWWWAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>36439788
Can somebody post that massive info pic of documentation of these, frankly creepy, sort of threads?
For real dude, these are fuckin weird.
>>36440110
This one's from Jan 31st so it's not the most up to date one
>>36440110
>>36440132
You remember that one fuckin thread with the fantasy text/ /fit/ dude picture pics that told a short story about a shrimpy, normal guy coming into contact with a various from of magic and then transforming into a brain dead, shredded dudebro?
Those made me 100% uncomfortable.
who the fuck makes these autistic threads?!
>>36440167
No I didn't, got screencaps?
>>36440227
One massive neckbear.
>>36440110
No dude bro my cock is so big what's your xbox tag bro duDE?
>>36440247
>>36440167
>>36440232
oh boy this sounds good
>>36439788
Well yeah I guess, the Y is open till 9
>>36440167
Requesting screencap
>booboo bear
I think this is why I'm gonna be forever alone, /fit/. something about cutesy nicknames just really rustles my jimmies. even baby or sweetheart pisses me off.
>>36441347
I've honestly struggled to call girls with such affectionate terms as "babe" or "baby", it just diesn't seem normal to me...
my /fit/ browsing experience improved greatly after filtering "anon"
