How the fuck do I last longer in bed?
>fucking gf
>she's riding my dingleling for about 6-7 minutes
>instant "point of no return"sensation on tip of dick
I know i can last longer, took 40 minutes of fucking to lose virginity, but how do I last longer?
>>36397454
She was on top and you came? What the fuck?
You come quicker when she is on top, more pressure on you, breath, change positions, use different strokes, pull out and jerk for a bit and finger her clit, STOP and just talk dirty to her for a minute and kiss her. But wtf do I know. (sex therapist)
>>36397517
>You come quicker when she is on top, more pressure on you
You sure? I can never come when they're on top, they just kinda grind n shit.
control your breath and don't "activate" your dick nerves. wear condoms, pull out then put it back in to decrease lubrication etc.
>>36397454
fap more
Its psychological, my dood. Also fapping just enough to get a bit of desensitization.
>>36397535
This, they simply aren't fast enough.
I edge and gorilla grip though.
>>36397475
When your parents don't let Jews suck on your baby dick at birth and bite off the foreskin leaving you with a Jew mutilated penis, your dick has 100% nerves intact allowing you to fully experience every sensation of a woman's vagina. This results in your ability to fully bask in pleasure and orgasm from any position.
>>36397454
tell your mom to slow down
Focus on deep breathing and relaxing your pelvic muscles
That alone should give you 10 extra minutes
>>36397589
this dude has it right
Nofap will teach you self control. I'm on a 150 day streak
>>36397475
OP here, it's like as soon as my mushroom tip feels good, The PONR sensation kicks in quickly after.
Do yoga, bro
>>36397542
Decrease lube? Fuck you anon. Fuck you.
>>36397535
>>36397584
Had a girl who wouldn't/didn't know how to grind. She'd lean back, lift herself and basically repeatedly impaled herself on my dick. It was the equivalent of the rough, hard thrusts you do which slams your thighs against their ass and moves their entire body. Was pretty glorious, because she had tig ol bitties and I'd just stare at them hypnotically bounce every time she brought herself down.
>>36397454
>>36397454
You orgasm once. Pillow talk for like 3-5 mins then fuck her again.
>>36397454
5-7 minutes is average. Stop complaining.
I last 3 seconds without help of drugs. I can edge for hours when fapping.
>>36397618
Get bloodwork, might be high estro
6-7 for penetration is average, contests op
Like another anon said, relax your dick
Kegels should help
You may even see yourself able to stop that ponr for longer
>>36397801
This
When my gf is over we essentially don't stop fucking for over 3 hours, just small breaks in between.
alcohol makes you last longer
Start grip-of-death masturbating in the shower with only water and spit as lube. Go hard at the glans
Do pelvic relaxation yoga and learn deep, controlled breathing
I shit you not, practicing this before and during sex has changed my life
I can usually last as long as I want now, 20-30 minutes of penetration is easy
Even better, I can control excactly when I want to cum, all I have to do is tighten my pelvic area.
So now I can reliably come at the same time as my gf, she loves it and so do I
Do yoga and breathing, it genuinely works
Also read Sex God Method, it has a great chapter about sexual stamina
>>36397831
Never heard about this.
>>36397535
Then the girls you banging suck at sex
>>36397454
OP jerk it before you bang
>>36398038
nigga I learned how to make myself cum from masturbating in a big house. somehow some way right when you do it your family always needs to come in your room or talk to you so you have to be able to do it fast.
I can now last however long I want as well, my gf doesn't like sex afte rshe cums because it hurts so I just focus on myself cumming then finish her off, but if she gets close I do that tightening of pelvic area and I can make myself cum.
One issue I had was when I was doing leg extensions for the first time (muh knees) I'd tighten that area as well and it would hurt my dick a little
>>36397454
What I did back when I had a gf would be to masturbate ~6 hours before-ish having sex.
No less that 5 hours before, then you might have problems with staying erect. If you're using a condom, atleast.
>>36398222
>gf doesn't like sex after she cums
Damn, same here
My girl is exhausted after cumming, doing more is impossible for her
I can make her come twice normally, but no more
Feels kinda strange that I'm the one who just want to keep fucking while she's like "I can't do it anymore"
>>36398014
lol @ cutfags needing lube to mastrubate, thats wierd as fuck. With foreskin intact you just stroke the shit outta dat cock.
>2016
>cant mastrubate without lube
pick one ffs
>>36398306
Have you tried with lube?
>>36398327
I'm cut and i never used lube for masturbating
>>36397535
My boyfriend always finishes quicker when I'm on top, but not because of my technique
he just ends up grabbing me and thrusting up into me like lol what's the point
I learned this huge trick from a bro
When fucking a girl, ALTERNATE between thrusting and, with your hands on her, pulling her towards you
It feels just the same for the girl, but is much easier on you
I last much longer in positions like doggy now
I'm the opposite, I last way too long.
Pretty sure I'm just addicted to fapping and desensitized myself.
>>36398506
>not using dat hip drive
>>36398527
>Using hip drive after squatting heavy
I do the "pull her toward you" during doggystyle a lot as >>36398506 said, and yeah it's so much easier. Highly recommended
>>36398406
GET OUT OF MY FIT ITS FOR BOYS ONLY NOT FUCKING WHORES HRE WE TALK ABOUT TFW NO GF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND AND SHOULD FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Start seeing attractive girl, way hotter than the normal sluts I usually bang
>Finally having sex with her
>She's on top
>Blow my load in max 10 thrusts
>Overwhelming shame
>Same thing happens AGAIN the next day
Holy fuck I'm like a 13 year old who cums just from looking at boobies. This is a really shitty feel, I normally last pretty long. Is it because she's so hot I just can't fucking function?
>>36397454
Dude. It's simple. You're a man. Solve a problem. Switch it up. When you get close after 6-7 min (decent amount of time for one position tbqh), change positions, tease her, whatever, you'll be fine.
>>36398582
You can only cum once a day you fucking pleb? You finish quick the first time, then you last longer the second round, longer yet the third and so on. Wtf is wrong with you?
>>36398582
>start seeing most attractive girl I've ever seen
>can't get it up from being so nervous
My feel was worse
>>36398582
>I'm attracted to this girl over the others
>cum too fast
>is it because she's so hot?
Yes that's what being a normal human bean is like.
>>36397454
I don't know. I'm a virgin, and I have this very cruel thing that fate played on me that even if I still feel attracted sexually to girls, I only feel interested in very few girls (maybe is my test levels, or maybe I'm a closeted romantic, I don't know, but I hate it), but they usually already have a boyfriend. And I don't want to hire an escort just to lose my virginity, I want it to be
with the girl I like, but sadly she only sees me as a friend
>>36398582
You're psyching yourself out, that's part of it. I had that problem with a girl once - twenty seconds of penetration with her was all it took, every time. She was a 10/10 for me, short hair, blue eyes, androgynous face, cute tits, big ass, thick hips and legs, god damn. You could try jerking off anywhere from 2-5 hours beforehand to take the psychological edge off, but you also need to adjust your thoughts about this girl. You're blowing your load in two seconds because your brain is in 'get it before it's gone' mode, like if you don't jizz on the spot she'll get up and leave. Slow down in bed, take your time. Take her clothes off slowly, spend some quality time on the foreplay. When you do penetrate, make sure to keep breathing deeply and evenly. I also find it helpful to clench my abs like I'm bracing for a squat or deadlift, and/or to press down on my pelvic muscles like I'm trying to force a piss out.
>>36398582
You feel like you're not worth her
Start objectifying her more and stop being nervous
>>36397982
It either makes my dick numb or makes me have to pee. Either way my penis gets soft.
>>36398231
>5 hours after jacking off impairs erections
Got some bad news for you
>>36398368
this
I should have taken Mike Tysons advice. I thought women were the fairer sex. Maybe I was unlucky and just came across a bunch of rotten apples. These apples have legs, though. Did the police contact you yet?
>>36398406
Urgh. What has /fit/ come to?
I stay on 4chan to get away from women. I just want to shitpost peacefully on my Zimbabwe style egg watching competition that's filled with hot sweaty muscular men. Is that too much to ask for? No homo of course
>>36398973
All guys who reject women are automatically homo. All women can take rejection. No woman has mental problems. No woman lies to herself. Nothing has changed.
is this fucking board about getting fit, or being a fat lazy shit fucking his whale gf
>/fit/ - fitness
you are never going to make it.
>>36397454
Im 23 and sick of sluts. Where the fuck are the well rounded women? Am I just fucked for a few years and I just keep having to bang sluts? This is maddening....I just want to feel damn it.
>>36398993
>No woman has mental problems.
what kind of world do you live in?
>>36397993
you mean to not get snipped?
>>36398993
Kek wait until you bang a crazy girl that fucks your shit up senpai
>>36397454
just cum and fuck again
take this shit to /soc/ you faggots.
>hurr my dick doesnt work
maybe if you actually lifted, you would have the test so this wasnt a problem.
get the fuck off /fit/.
>>36397454
You'll eventually get the hang of it. You'll get a little older and sex won't be such a big deal. It's mostly mental. When I was worried I'd blow my load too quick I'd jerk off about an hour or 2 before I knew a girl was coming over. It makes sex a little less fun but you'll be a stud in bed. Obviously more sex will make it easier for you to control. Find positions that require less effort for you but are still pleasurable for her. There are some positions I can completely half-ass and still make a girl cum.
>>36397454
Learning to last longer in bed is the same as any life skill.
>some physical activities can help
>some changes to diet can help
>it's almost all mental
If some faggot says do kegels or some other gay shit ignore them.
When it comes to cumming too fast it's all mental.
1. You need to dive into that pussy knowing you want to last longer.
2. Don't ignore foreplay, give her attention while getting yourself hard.
3. Learn to get hard without touching yourself, going back to number 2 while you're giving her attention think about things that arouse you (for me the smell of pussy is enough to cause arousal)
4. Do not just start hammering away once you enter her, this needs to be controlled
5. in reference to 4, you can go a little harder, or faster, but you need to change up and always go back to control state. where you can breathe normally and where you are thrusting at a normal pace. use these moments to once again give her attention, it's a lot more intimate.
6. change positions. different positions close off different blood vessels and pinch certain nerves. there is one where you can lift your toes up toward you and it will slow down the sensation of cumming.
7. when you have satisfied her resort back to usual hard/fast thrusting.
Most of this is just learning your different states and feelings and reacting at each one.
I last averagely in bed, but got really good at giving oral so even if I don't last too long I always make her cum before we have sex regardless. My partner says she always appreciates this about me because I have never left her hanging with the exception of a few drunken nights where i just wanted to do a quickie.
oh and finally, there is nothing wrong with giving a girl a quickie. sometimes they like the passion of hard and fast... just not all the time.
>tfw uncircumcised and sex feels amazing
>tfw people think its more sanitary to have a mutilated penis
it's funny how people know more about sex than fitness, on /fit/.
almost like people here dont lift...
>>36399029
Try an Asian girl. No joke.
>>36397615
How do you feel
Would you do it again
>>36397454
Jack it right before
>>36399171
Im pretty sure sex feels amazing with a circumcised penis also.
>>36397454
Buy a fleshlight stamina trainer. Can attest to it working. Feels light the real thing just tighter. You'll blast immediately but build up a tolerance. You'll be dropping the jackhammer in no time.
>>36397454
Sounds about normal to me. Why not spend time making her cum after then maybe round 2?
>>36399445
It feels less goog for both women and men.
antidepressants
You cum fast because you're enjoying the sex too much. It sounds counterproductive but the only way to not bust in 5 minutes is to enjoy the sex less and think of something else. What works for me is biting my lip or tongue. Had a broad tell me I was God in bed the other morning. Have more sex and practice bro the more experienced you are the better.
>>36399543
Yea id rather have not been circumcised, but sex still feels amazing anyway, so don't give a fuck.
>>36399584
At least you can admit it anon. If you ever have a son, do him the service of letting him remain uncircumcised
>>36398368
>>36398853
good luck having any feeling in ur dick past 30
>>36399584
If it feels amazing with your mutilated dick, how much more amazing do you think it feels with a fully intact member?
>>36399247
This, I'm 23 and currently dating a 32 year old korean girl and she is amazing. Great cook and very sensual.
>>36397795
Jesus christ,pics of tits?
It's the opposite for me OP, banged 4 different chicks and never been able to finish ;_;
>>36397454
Don't clench your cheeks
>>36397535
if you have a large penis, its quite stimulating when they're on top
>read multiorgasmic man
>pay prostitute to ride you for 1 hour
>enter the abyss
took you 40 minutes to cum because you were scared out of your mind and didn't know what you were doing.
> in b4 hurr durr no i wuznt i wuz a stud dats y i lasted 40 minutes.
no, delayed ejaculation is also due to anxiety and stage fright.
>>36397517
How the fuck do you fix delayed ejaculation. Anon pls help
>>36397589
Thanks for reminding me anon.
>i hope Forgen is pumping out new foreys in my life time
>fuck gf with condom on(losing virginity) and last for 2 hours
>one hour secodn time we ever fuck
>try third time with no condom and i cum literally after pushing it all the way in once
ehh atleast i havent had sex ever since i was 15
does it get better? is it possible to actually get laid if youre an avg autist
>>36398327
Onison pls go
>>36399125
I've fucked her. No joke.. or someone who is a copy of her. This pic is really old, right?
Edge for self control gains.
>>36400256
she went to ur school i think
I love /fit/ sexytime advice desu
yo guys should I fuck some hookers for practice, like what the fuck they don't even care they just take their cash and thats it. after the practice, fuck my gf like a god?
you guys fuck for at least 7 min straight?
I am ready to bust after like 2 min...
>>36397454
>tfw gf
>everytime we have sex i get intense life ruining anxiety for the whole month until she gets her period
im afraid even with a condom that somehow my cum is going to burst out of an unseen hole, the condom will break, or the cum will get pushed up the sides of the condom and leak onto her pussy
how do you guys smash all these girls without pregnancy anxiety?
>>36398327
Whatever makes you feel better about girls rejecting your nasty dick
>be masturbating 3 times a day in my teenage years
>cant cum from regular sex
Feels pretty bad 2bh.
You should be grateful OP
>tfw last forever with a condom on
Why the fuck do girls insist on these shitty things
>>36397829
Which drugs?
>>36400356
>Not getting weirdly turned on by the thought of knocking your gf up, no matter how much you tell yourself how badly it would probably end for you at this point in your life
L O W T E S T
>>36400503
nofap that shit senpai. then once it works fine then go at it again
>>36400356
haha you faggot. I ram my dick as deep in my GF as I can go before I cum in her. IDGAF.
>>36400536
im a freshman in college and a str8edge faggot. always got A's and never got in trouble. this would fuck my life plans up and my entire reputation. I would be "that kid who knocked his gf up"
My tips for lasting longer:
>don't put the whole dick in and out
Put it in balls deep then move your hips pushing her back and forth. Your crotch will rub on her clit, she'll feel your dick in her, but it won't stimulate you.
>baseball stats
I don't know shit about baseball, but just start singing a song or something in your head. Don't focus on the sex. Replay an episode of DBZ or something in your mind. Just don't think about the sex.
>Stop thrusting and play with her tits or switch positions or eat her out and then plunge back in.
>tfw I get ED from worrying about getting ED
WAKE ME UP
>>36400551
Just drop out of college and make babies.
After all, that is the meaning of life. You need to ensure the survival of your genes, Anon.
>>36400551
>reputation
Faggot detected. Nobody gives a shit about you or thinks about you. Unless you're going to college with all your high school friends in which case you're a faggot.
>>36400551
It's called birth control and abortion. You're low test as fuck. I've never pulled out with a single girlfriend I've had. There is nothing better than shooting in a girl.
>>36400577
Be careful with the crazy bitches son.
>>36400577
>go to catholic college
>catholic sluts would never get abortion
I wish I had your problem OP
it legit takes me over an hour to cum
its hell for most females
>>36400577
I wish she would get on birth control. She's a christfag and so is her family. Even though she can legally go get it herself, if her parents or church community ever found out she would get fucked in the ass (retarded birth control causes you to have more sex christfag logic)
>>36398222
>>36398306
Brehs, after she cums mine goes to cuddle mode before I can even finish.
>>36400583
Don't stick your dick in crazy. Every girl likes being cummed in. If they say they don't it's because you're fucking beta and get them hot enough to not care.
>>36400584
Yeah because catholic girls are NOTORIOUSLY not whores. Girls say all kinds of shit, but when it comes down to having the choice between a quick procedure or a lifetime of bullshit, you'll be amazed at how fast their "morals" go out the window.
>>36400595
Get a new girlfriend. Why the fuck would you want to spend your life dealing with that shit? There are normal girls out there that haven't had 10 miles of dick ran through them. You just need to look.
>haven't had a boner for a year (no morning glory either)
Is this a bad thing? I'm on No-Fap btw, been flatlining for six months.
>>36400536
I totally do this shit too, I thought I was crazy because honestly I don't even want kids. My reptile brain is just all about it. mfw
>>36400611
because we've been together for 2 years and other than the religious stuff she's perfect for me.
at this point our lives are pretty intertwined. we go to the same gym, have same classes, friends groups, etc. im too much of a beta to break up with her
>>36400562
Go to a urologist and get a script for Cialis. You don't need it but it will help you get past the psychological barrier that keeps you pushing rope.
>>36398658
not that anon but ay sucks to get past 25 breh
>>36400642
You're 19, fuck that. Religion is a make or break issue in a real relationship. If you're not on the same page, you're going to have a very disappointing life. And you don't know what's perfect for you. You've barely started living your life. Relationships at 19 are very different from 25+. Some people make the transition, most don't.
>>36400642
Tell her to get an IUD.
>>36400634
if you haven't had an erection AT ALL, you might be in trouble, get that shit checked out ASAP. usually as long as you can get morning boners or an erection at some point it is all mental, but as soon as you have absolutely no erection whatsoever your dick might be broken.
>having sex for 40 minutes
Is that including foreplay? Straight up penetration for 40 minutes sounds boring
>>36400214
That's somewhat similar to how sex was with my ex.
>lose virginity to her
>first few times I lasted for like 2+ hours and didn't even cum
>first time I came was after about a 45 minute fuck session
>about a year into dating (she gets on the pill so I'm hitting it raw every time), I'm usually lasting about 15-25 minutes before cumming, and it's all good
>eventually I start cumming faster and faster and psych myself out badly
>last six months or so was me barely being able to go longer than five minutes without cumming
Felt terrible, man. Pretty much always out her out beforehand though since I love eating pussy but I still felt super inadequate. Haven't had sex with anyone since (it's been almost four years) but I'm worried that I'll still be a two pump chump (not that I'm anywhere close to fucking someone new since I'm a shut in NEET).
You have to
>relax
>focus on not cumming
>take your time
>differ stroke speeds
>>36400551
>I would be "that kid who knocked his gf up"
You have a pretty big ego if that sentence is any indication. Unless you live in a small town in the 1950's or you're still in high school (the latter of which, you're not), most people aren't going to give a shit since they probably all know at least a few other people who have also ruined their lives. Don't get me wrong, there will still be people like myself who laugh at you but it's not like there are people who are going to start convulsing and speaking in tongues because you busted in a chick and made her belly fatten up.
>>36397454
when you jerk off try to cum as fast as possible rather than "edge" for a long time
it helps build resistance
also just practice holding it in
>>36397589
Autism
Brehs how do I stop performance anxiety?
I can't get hard when she's on top really and I remember I was rock hard for ages with my gf but as soon as we came to doing something, I started to go soft.
Also happens a lot with rubbers, I'm not sure if putting them on kills my erection or if they are the wrong size?
I remember I blamed it on something I had to drink that night like h-ha and she said it was okay even though it wasn't. I then lay in bed next to her and just felt like a failure until I fell asleep.
Feelsbadman
>>36401089
it's all in your head, sadly. obviously a condom might have minor influence on your bloodflow, but the main reason why we get limp when putting on a condom is the mental pressure of staying hard because otherwise the condom will not work and all that shit.
a combination of things might help. as the issue is in your mind, you could cut out everything that desensitizes you psychologically, like porn, and see if there is any improvement after a few weeks.
>>36400536
>Holy shit this
Nothing makes me bust harder than penetrating deep and thinking this will be the load that impregnates her.
>>36400991
>relax
>don't focus on anything but the moment
>take deep breaths
>go slow and build your speed up if you feel you can handle it
Just fucking enjoy it dude don't worry about her, she'll get there if you're enjoying yourself.
>go to cute asian hooker
>she grinds on me for ages
>too much of a beta to tell her to get off me
>constantly leaning over and trying to kiss my mouth
>keeps asking why im so shy
>not keeping her hands to herself (constantly touching my pecs and abs)
>after god knows how long she gets off and starts jerking me off
>bust a nut and session is over
fuck brehs I got scammed
I thought all hookers would be dead fish
>>36401441
>hooker
>tried to kiss you
Callin bs
>>36401460
>hooker
>tried to kiss you
I wish I was lying breh
I managed to duck one attenmt but she managed to get me the other times she tried
kind of paranoid that I might have gotten mouth herpes
>>36401508
how much did you pay?
did you go to them?
never done this stuff just curious
>>36401489
MODS MODS MODS
>>36400551
Duh, that's why it's a weird thrill, and not just a normal thrill thrill.
>>36400635
>>36401314
My fucking brehs.
>tfw my ex loved dirty talk about knocking her up
>tfw I blew the hardest load of my life when she looked me in the eyes and said, "We'll name him anon jr."
Holy fuck brehs, having kids one day is gonna be so cash
>>36401525
paid 300 USD
I went to the hotel she was staying in
Didnt expect her to be so aggressive.
All the other hookers ive been with have made me take the lead.
>literally paid her $300 to masturbate herself on top of me
>>36400557
Tfw counting down from 200 with subtracting 13
Tfw that doesnt worked either
>>36400354
literally everyone opverestimates how long they last in bed tbqhfam
Bros I need help
>insanely hot chick that works at the gym wants me bad
>texting her each night, flirt with her at the gym
>single
But here's the catch
>she's 34, I'm 22
>has 3 kids
She seems like she wants to date and not just fuck.
What the FUCK do I do
>>36401665
so?
have some fun then leave if its too much
>>36401665
Unless you have had a vasectomy, I wouldn't do it senpai.
>yfw you hit that and end up with 4 kids to support
My sex life kinda sucks
>dating gf of a year and a half
>virtually no sex drive
>says she is in the "asexual spectrum"
>we still have sex, but rarely
>i always cum, but she never has from my dick
>she says orgasming is not worth it
>feel like shit
>maybe i just realy suck at sex and am too small
>tfw 7.3x5
>look into bathmates from time to time
>sometimes she'd snuggle up to me and start sobbing a bit every now and then
>explains to me that she feels "physically broken"
>she hates herself for not being normal
>apologizes and tells me thank you
>tfw tfw
I love her to death but god damn it'd be nice to have a nice sex life
>>36401725
Your cock size is not only not a problem, it's practically perfect.
Physicality isn't what changes a sex life. The mental aspect is.
>>36401725
I am with you breh
mine isn't quite as bad but close. my sex drive is through the roof and she hardly has any. she somehow forgets she enjoys sex whenever we don't fuck, which leads into a vicious cancerous cycle
and then she is always nicely dressed including nice lingerie on her 9/10 body, fuck my fucking life
just looking at her ass gets me hard
at least two other chicks want me to fuck them but I am a man of principle plus they aren't as hot as my gf
>>36401725
You aren't too small. I used to be in the same boat as you. I'd always want to fuck, but gf of 3 years wouldn't. And if we did, she'd be lucky to have an orgasm. I broke up with her a couple months ago because of a bag of reasons, sex life being one of them.
We ended up meeting for a coffee just a few days ago, and I ended up fucking her brains out and she ended up having three orgasms. I literally never gave her multiple orgasms in all the years of being with this girl.
While it is easier for some girls to bust an ovary, it's more often than not something mood related missing from the experience. My point is exactly what >>36401773 said.
And, you should really consider if your girl is really the one you want to be with. A poor quality sex life will just grate on you harder and harder as time goes on.
>>36402006
I don't want to break it off with her
I really do feel like I love this chick. And she tells me that she loves me a fuck ton and wants to spend a real long time with me.
Does this basically mean that she'd rather be with someone else? Do I just not have enough sex appeal?
All I want is to be perfect. For myself, and other people.
>>36402132
It could just be a matter of the mood. Maybe your girl would like a nice dinner followed by some rose petal candle fuckin slow ass long dicking like some romance movie shit. Really over the top.
Or maybe your girl wants it rough, pull her hair and smack her around, call her a fucking slut.
Try different things. See what works because, and I don't mean this personally, whatever you're doing isn't doing her right.
Leave, Normie scum
>>36402202
Don't worry, I ain't gonna take anything personal if I'm asking for advice.
I'll try both those things. Maybe I'll cook her a dinner and have a candle-lit atmosphere going on with some Barry Manilow playing. Something to spice shit up I suppose.
Thanks anon
>>36400283
yeah youre right! me and tammy were friends til jenny went ape shipt on taddo tingles where my pet puppy had masturbate me cumming on her legs she ran home tell dady then he said not again. havent seen her since haha. i miss those days.
>>36397618
get on top, when you know/feel you get close go extremely slow and edge around the point, dont be afraid to take it out and do other shit, in out, very slow fucking etc.
For me, at a certain point I skip the early PONR and can fuck for hours after, only problem is that I actually then have problems cuming at all sometimes.
So normally I lick her till she cums, fuck her till I cum, and then start the second round where I sometimes dont cum but only fuck her until I can no longer go on.
kegel for dry orgasms
>>36397454
>Cum after 1-2 minutes of jerking
>worried it will translate into short fuck time
Is it just that I know my cock too well and can touch all the right spots at the right time or is it a problem?
This is probably a retarded question, but if you get a vasectomy - does that mean your cum doesn't do anything, or just nothing shoots out when you cum?
>>36402848
It breaks your cum.
>>36403140
So literally nothing comes out? Does you dick just spaz out and go limp when you orgasm?
>>36403228
No, you cum but the sperm is bad.
>>36402409
you fuki shup up
>>36403267
the sperms is an fuking idiot waht can not find his entrance into vangina,
>>36402848
>>36403140
>>36403228
>>36403267
Jesus Christ you retards.
Your vas deferens is cut or otherwise blocked, which stops the transport of sperm into your ejaculate. Cum is made up of more things than just sperm.
Did you not take health ed in high school?
>>36403267
No.
Your sperm is simply fed right back into your body where it is consumed.
Grit your teeth and push your tongue into the roof of your mouth.
If that fails, take a look at your girlfriend's shitty asshole.
>>36403460
but i like shippy sass hole! :P
>>36397454
>tfw takes forever for me to finish with a condom
count your blessings. you can jack off more and desensitize yourself but ive never gotten off from a blowjob. the upside being that ive got a decent sized dick and ive yet to have a bad review.
>>36399125
What are these positions you completely half-ass?
>>36401089
I'm bumping this.
This is literally me. How the fuck do I beat performance anxiety
>>36400595
>she would get fucked in the ass
Literally fuck her in the ass.
Problem solved ;)
>>36402848
>>36403140
>>36403267
this is a troll you moron >>36402848
this: >>36402848 you're a moron!
did you even fucking bother to research a vasectomy? they cut off the tube that sends semen to your urethra. FUCK! ALL IT TAKES IS A GOD DAMN GOOGLE SEARCH OF "vasectomy" THEN SORT FOR IMAGES! GOD DAMN KILL YOURSELF ANON FUCKING CHRIST.
>>36398327
Im uncut and it hurts sometimes to not use lube, plus it feels 10 times better with spit
>>36397618
Mfw i thought ponr meant 'pull out now retard' not point of no return.
>>36400526
>drugs
SSRI Inhibitors.
Which is ironic, because in order to get off, I need to fuck up my brain. Thusly, I prefer to fap.
I got a case of death grip and can't get off in real women I've found. I'm trying to abstain from fapping but it's just so fun.
I can go for over an hour pumping slowly, then like a jack hammer. Over, under, backwards forwards and upside down but I just can't cum. Literally hell.
>>36397618
I've thought that this was just how it's supposed to be for my entire life up until reading this.
You have me concerned anon.
>>36397589
even with my dick never being mutilated I can control when I cum, though
>>36399247
Loser confirmed
>>36401031
>>36397454
Antidepressants bro, works like magic.
Trojan extende ow whatever it's called. Has numbing agent
>>36400551
>that kid who knocked his gf up
>that kid
>kid
You are a kid if that's how you think. When you become a man, you realize that we're all equal and living our lives in different ways. You'll gain respect for people who you considered beneath your lifestyle, and realize that there is no right or wrong way to live your life as long as you're not hurting anyone else. Or you'll stay a yuppie kid forever. Who knows.
>tfw 28 years old
>Havent get laid since I was 24
>tfw no amount of lifting can clear your title of autist sperglord
>>36397589
10/10
>>36400546
I have no idea why this made me laugh, but it did.
You're probably going to get fucked soon m8, I hope you have a good job.
>>36401699
What if this was her plan all along? Each one of those three kids is from a different father, all of which pay her child support?
>>36397589
Circumcision was started by Egyptians. Their Hebrew slaves just picked up on the practice and made it weird.
>>36407169
>getting this caught up on the word kid
Dude shut the fuck up, you know exactly what that means. A teen has a kid, that makes them a parent, but it doesn't necessarily make them an adult.
You need to realize some common sense.
>>36397454
Orgasm is 90% mental. Control your thoughts and feelings, and you can control your dick. Diverting your thoughts to other things mid-intercourse is a novice way of doing it. Just be in the moment and don't get anxious rambling thoughts about the sensations or how sexy she is.
>>36399029
I'm 22 and a virgin. But I'm sure life is so much worse for you, being bored of fucking sluts and all..
