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>Lifting for girls If you're going to do something for
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>Lifting for girls

If you're going to do something for girls improve your facial aesthetics first
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>>36393393
>implying my toned body doesn't turn me on
No need for girls, anon. Asexuality is the way forward.
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girls like mass though
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>>36393410
why do black people get tattoos? it doesnt look great.
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>>36393401
That sounds like narcissism anon
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>>36393410
Face> body

But if you can do both great
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>>36393417
tattoos dont look great in general

I wonder which Beckham the majority of girls would pick these days
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>>36393419
>implying /fit/ isn't a haven for narcissists
Kek
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>>36393443
Tattoos don't look great if you don't look great anons.
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>>36393393
>>36393410
>>36393443
>>36393483
>chest tattoos
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>>36393483
You're right, that's a good example of someone who doesn't look good and doesn't have good tattoos.

when will they learn
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>>36393539
Show me a picture of someone who looks good with tats then.

>inb4 Beckham
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>>36393452
>tfw get a boner looking at my lats
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>>36393575
I'll just show you what I said minutes ago instead:

>>36393443
>tattoos dont look great in general

That being said, these are good looking tattoos
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>>36393575
>gets tattoos
>thinks he'll look like connor mcgregor or david beckham

MAXIMUM KEKS

Get a chest tattoo saying Veni Vidi Vici, your muscles will literally expand in seconds. It's a cheat code you see. You'll look like Zyzz too!
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>>36393660
>Connor
You do crossfit don't you.
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>>36393715
>connorfags

youre a manlet arent you
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>>36393393
lmao is this beckham guy actually skinny like that?

Fuck i was bigger than him as a 14 year old.
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>>36393756
>manlet
I suppose you think being 6"0 makes you godlike to the average person. For the record, I'm 6" 1.
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>>36393784
what's funny is one my exes back then said he was ripped just because he was shirtless, but he just had like 5% bodyfat so you could see every skinnyass muscle he had

face>muscles
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>>36393393
The only way to get better facial aesthetics is to cut down on bf% and just get a decent haircut
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>>36393787
I think you're fag, but I don't think my height makes me godlike to anybody.

You'd have to have a severe superiority complex to think like that. You would have to have a severe complex to tell others "don't lift for girls, fix your face" too.

Personally, I'm good. Enjoy your life though.
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>>36393875
What are you talking about

Are you so autistic you can't read between the lines

>>>/r9k/
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>>36393980
>can't understand something
>"y-you must be autistic"

Oh I get it, you're just 17. All makes sense now. Carry on, kiddo. Prepare to be bitchslapped hard in life, nobody likes arrogant skinny pretty boys.
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>>36394011
>can't understand something

I was implying that you had no idea what I'm talking about, as your reply was utter nonsense. Jesus Christ you really are autistic, you actually have to have things explained to you in robotic detail.
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>>36394049
>I didn't understand you
>So I assumed you didn't understand me
>gosh mom now I have to explain myself grrrr

You're such a teenager. It's cute. I'd fuck your little boipussy.
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>>36394049
>in robotic detail

What does that even fucking mean? Just stop.
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>>36394070
Honestly by your level of autism I'd think I was on 9gag. I can't believe that with that mental disorder you are actually trying to work out what I'm thinking. It's funny to be honest.

Is it fun having aspergers? I've heard you can't understand jokes, which sucks
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>>36394070
>>36394098
Kek samefag
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>>36394108
>I can't believe that with that mental disorder you are actually trying to work out what I'm thinking. It's funny to be honest.

I know exactly what you mean though, I understand you 100%. But it's amusing to have you continually project like this, since you're the one who has confessed multiple times to not understanding me.

You're really repetitive. You've alluded to aspergers/autism many times already.

That all you got?

Probably shouldn't have dropped out of school. IMO you should suck a few teachers dicks and get let back in. It'd definitely be worth your time. You're dumb as shit.

Come back to the internet once you're of legal age.
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>>36394153
>You've confessed multiple times to not understanding me
>Stop repeating my mental disorder

Sorry that I'm triggering your mental disorder, anon. I'm just concerned for you being on such a challenging website, with such a limited thinking capacity.

You can keep using buzzwords to sound more intelligent, but they don't aid to the fact that you can't read what I'm saying. I am astounded to how differently you perceive sentences to what they actually mean to say, it's almost like you make up their own meaning to suit yourself.
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Are divegrass ''''''athletes'''''''' the weakest shits in sports world? I can't think of any sport that requires less from its participants.
inb4 curling isn't real sport
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>>36394197
>you're autistic
>you're autistic
>you don't know what I mean

Google "projecting" for me please. See ya Elliott, don't let those kids bully you. Just remember, you are the supreme gent!

Facial aesthetics > social skills and muscles

wink wink nudge nudge
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>>36393443
Odell is the only good looking one.
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>>36394260
Ah anon, if only you could read. I pity you.

If you could, you would have noticed I didn't even mention autism in my previous post, that was something you projected onto my sentence again ;)
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>>36394441
you had already mentioned it before, and alluded to it directly in your previous post with
>your mental disorder
>my mental disorder

With "mental disorder" blatantly referring to "autism" and "aspergers". Two terms that YOU introduced to this discussion.

As I said before, you're really not good at this and should go back to school. You suck.

You couldn't even get quads.
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>>36394494
Honestly, the fact that you care about an online stranger's comment so much that you spend time analysing his post on 4chan says a lot about your personality.

Now you are free to interpret whatever you want by this post, since you have been doing it non-stop, however do note that indeed in this particular post I am calling you mentally disadvantaged, or in other words autistic.

Did I make it obvious enough for you to understand it now, disabled anon?
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>>36394563
>you spend time analysing his post on 4chan

What amount of time?
What did I analyse?
Que???????

You're talking the most shit mate. If you have to analyse posts on /fit/, then it's time to go home and kill yourself.

>however do note that indeed in this particular post I am calling you mentally disadvantaged, or in other words autistic.

Topkek. Did you google proecting like I told you to?

>Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unpleasant impulses by denying their existence while attributing them to others.

You're a textbook case. Adios gayboy!
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>>36394597
>actually putting research into a 4chan post
>citing Google as evidence

Do you want me to fucking grade your post or something? This isn't preschool, Timmy, no one gives a shit about your effort. But hey, since you're a very special case of retard, I'll attempt to grade it anyway.

I'd give you a D but something tells me you've gotten too many of those in your life. How about instead you get an A for autism!
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>>36394638
very cringe.
you're really not good at this.
just stop.
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Calm down ladies, don't forget what board you're on.
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>>36394661
I didn't realise it was a competition, I thought the faggot of the year award already went to you. If not, I nominate you, as you really have astounded me to your autism.

>inb4 autism/=faggotry

>>36394663
Welcome to /fit/
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>>36394694
>so assblastedly triggered he's talking random nonsense and trying real hard to say something funny or offensive

This is just sad. And you spent so long trying to call me autistic. Haha.

Awww.
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>>36394722
At least I'm trying, anon. Your limited imagination seemed to have blown out of capacity ages ago. I reinforce the point of autism.

You really should get it diagnosed by a psychologist, anon. I mean, I'm just some random guy on the internet, and I can tell.
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>>36393393
Joke's on you I lift for boys.
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>>36394762
>At least I'm trying, anon

Not a good thing, son. Not a good thing.

Get a life. Trolling you isn't fun anymore, you're just an incomprehensible mess now. Not so much fun now that you're actually broken.
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>>36393410
Great body but that beard looks goddamn stupid imo
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>>36394826
>I'm broken
Kek, anon, you keep trying to empathise with me, yet you don't understand, your mental disorder prevents you from trying. I appreciate the effort, though, it's not every day someone disadvantaged tries their best to keep up with someone with average intelligence.

Keep trying. Maybe your hard work will pay off one day, and you won't have to see a psychologist.
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>>36393410
>that terrorist beard
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>>36395006
> trying this hard still

Hey, wanna know how I know you're autistic?
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>>36393875
Are you stupid?
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>>36393393
I'd rather improve my jumpshot, queermo.
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>>36395045
Is it because autistic people can recognise their own kind?
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>>36395117
No, you're just stupidly repetitive and clearly easily frustrated.

That's like textbook aspergers or whatever it is the doc told you you have.
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>>36395133
You keep repeating the word textbook, it almost implies you can read.

Also, doctors don't diagnose patients with aspergers, psychologists do it. You should've known that as I've mentioned it countless times in this thread, so it's pretty obvious your reading age is a quarter of your real age, whatever that is.

My guess says 15.
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>>36395133
>>36395167
You retards have wasted 3 and a half hours of your lives arguing

Can't you just make love to each other already
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>>36395133
Also, if you're so disabled that you think I'm OP, here's a heads up: I'm not.

>>36395229
He's stopped responding, so it appears I've won
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>>36395260
>He's stopped responding, so it appears I've won

If that's how you're thinking, you don't win anything. There's no winners.

You're a loser.
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>>36395167
>Also, doctors don't diagnose patients with aspergers, psychologists do it. You should've known that as I've mentioned it countless times in this thread

So what are you trying to prove here? That you have actually been diagnosed with autism?

Way to prove him wrong. You poor bastard.
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>>36395304
Get a load of this tough guy, you ain't gettin' in, bruh.
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>>36395304
I won as you literally just resorted to calling me a loser to try and continue this. That is literally the weakest thing I've ever been called on this website. Ironically, I'm offended by the fact that you couldn't come up with something more offensive.

>>36395316
>him
>implying you're not samefagging
You made me kek. Also I was implying that you were autistic, yet you are too autistic to notice.
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>>36395451
probably struck a nerve because that's what the kids call you.

>>36395451
>obvious samefagging is obvious
>feeling like sherlock holmes because you noticed it

FYI, everyone can see you were calling me autist. Wasn't subtle. But the fact you're so savvy as to how its diagnosed... questionable.

Anyway, as someone said we've danced for long enough. As it gets more apparent that you genuinely have brain problems, I'll let you have that "win".

Take care.
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>>36395483
Um... anon... you samefagged in the same post...
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>>36395529
Well I'm blind. I should also probably change this filename to something less retarded
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>>36395483
Are you actually disabled? You admitted to samefagging, then decided to abandon the thread

>realises he's lost an internet argument
>might as well finish looking more autistic than if he had said nothing

Bloody hell you're a special case
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>>36393393
How do i improve facial aesthetics?
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>>36393393
Beckham is actually a massive autist with the personality of an 8 year old. Women in the UK make fun of him for his childish voice and personality. Americans who aren't as used to the accents don't seem to pickup on it though.
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>>36393410
mirin. ignore the beta fags, beard and chest works for your persona not their feeble nature
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