>New year at uni
>Course is 2:1 ratio towards girls
>Works for me kinda on the lookout for a reason to dump my current gf
>In the already small pool of guys in my course already top 5% attractiveness thanks to /fit/ and /fa/
>Find it easy to talk to girls, made some new friends after approaching random group in the library I recognised from my classes
>One of them solid 5/10 keeps texting and snapchatting me hourly always wants to sit with me in lectures
>"What's your favourite film" "what's your favourite music" etc
>Kinda awkward but she's introduced me to several of her much qt'er friends
>Now she's inviting me over this weekend to hang out
>Gonna look like a dickhead if I tell her I already have a gf
What do bros?
Fitness related question: Are dips a viable replacement for bench press?
They both activate the chest.
Grow some balls and dump your girlfriend if you don't want to be with her.
The hell is wrong with people "looking for a reason". The only reason you should need is that you want to. Pussy.
>>36393006
What do? Kill yourself. You're a piece of shit person.
ive switched to online uni since i cant be fucked traveling 45min back and forth to campus all the time.
ratio is about 25 to 1 male to female to male doing online.....
girls always posting meet ups for studying and collaborating, i wonder if i could get a GF out of this, im literally the only guy in my study group atm.
You aren't as attractive as you think because only the 5 is throwing herself at you. Compatibility is a lot more about personality than attractiveness. Which sucks fir you because it sounds like you have neither. Women care most about facial aesthetics. Good body helps they don't want a face on a fat body.
>>36393025
>>36393046
Beta cucks pls
>>36393063
>implying i'm not a functional narcissist capable of portraying a decent human being outside the internet
Do we need trigger warnings on posts now?
uhh you fuck her
thats what this is careening toward.
if you turn up to hang out then you're going to fuck.
>>36393057
don't do a fucking online degree you moron, that's essentially like NOT doing a degree to an employer.
>>36393040
>that fat belly even when she's laying down
lol
>>36393006
>tfw you are attracted to vapid vain sluts but can't stand them in person
>>36393078
Lol only someone on /fit/ could be this autistic.
>>36393078
Lol only someone on /fit/ could be this autistic
>>36393078
Maybe you should read up on what narcissism really says about your self-esteem before you call people beta just for being better people than you..
>>36393129
Yes yes you're a virgin we get it.
>>36393135
And you're a faggot.
Welcome to the internet everyone.
>>36393135
Not him but I don't fucking like you. Would be first volunteer to rape you if it was offered just to make you kill yourself. I'm not even gay. Your a shit human
>>36393082
>don't do a fucking online degree you moron, that's essentially like NOT doing a degree to an employer.
im not doing a online only degree.
its the same degree i was undertaking on campus, but my university offers it online as well, the same units, same assessments, same examinations. I still gotta go on campus for exams, the lectures are all live-streamed and recorded for online.
its not a meme online degree at some random website lol.
>>36393078
>functional narcissist
>thinks that's something to brag about
lol
>>36393135
H-How?
Shes fat though,just look at her right arm
>Ask a girl out on a date
>She says yes
>Think it must be a prank
>Why would she say yes
>She must be crazy
>Don't show up
I may have anxiety issues.
>>36393078
>/r/redpill is the place you're looking for, fag.
Also dips are a decent alternative
>>36393117
breh, stop, I'm dying
>>36393195
Jesus christ you're a fucking faggot.
Now are you gonna change that or live as a worm.
>>36393195
I don't even know how to do dates, I don't do anything that could be construed as a date.
The following is an actual conversation that once happened to me
>we should get lunch sometime anon
>I don't really eat out much
>Oh well then how about just some coffee
>I don't really drink coffee either
>Oh
>But I do think we should do something together
>Whatever anon
>>36393195
HAHAHA WHAT!? You fucking asshole, why would you do that?
>>36393006
You're in a catch-22 anon. Luckily anon here to help you out of the pickle. The second you mention you have a girlfriend you're going to kill your chances with some of her qt friends. If you don't mention you have a girlfriend then you have a chance with the qt friends but 5/10 has already claimed you.
Here's what you do. You friend zone 5/10 in front of the other qt friends. Then you break away and pay attention to the friends you're interested in. Simples.
>>36393195
Going to ask a woman I know out tonight. She is going to say no, but I'm still going to do it because it's a part of personal growth.
She won't actually say "no" though, because she is from japan and is not capable of actually giving a straight answer.
>>36393078
>I can't even tell my girl I don't want to see her anymore
>Still totally alpha though
>>36393231
I had a convo just like that, sucks to be completely socially inept around girls.
I get it, they are just men, with boobs and no dick, but I just can't be regular around women.
The only action I have ever gotten has been in a situation where both I and the girl were very drunk.
I even went on a regular date with a girl, and I can never do that again I think. Is there anyone else, who doesn't have problems speaking to other guys because I don't even have to think about what I am saying, but around women, all the sudden one thousand insecurities and strange thoughts start echoing around in my head.
I'm that average looking guy, who doesn't talk much to anyone in your work place/ school, who everyone thinks nothing of, as in, you probably don't know I exist.
>>36393267
Yes this will probably be the inevitability.
>>36393299
>I get it, they are just men, with boobs and no dick
>>36393299
>I get it, they are just men, with boobs and no dick
This is a good way of thinking about women.
They're just human, treat them like a bro, give them shit, suck their dick, talk to them normally
Sooo emmm anyone answer about dips?
>>36393358
What I meant by that is that I shouldn't completely shift my normal thinking and personality just because I'm around a girl instead of a guy
>>36393358
>suck their dick
god damn it
>>36393088
you mean perfect belly, right?
>>36393299
>I get it, they are just men, with boobs and no dick, but I just can't be regular around women.
No they are not. This meme needs to stop. Different relationship require different attitudes. Not saying you have to be fake and/or afraid around women but you have to have a 2nd 'you' who is different than the 'you' with bros. It's like when you're with your family, you behave differently than when you're with your friends but none of those two personnalities are fake.
>>36393006
Break up with your gf and fug her if you want to. She's only a 5/10, so she's definitely just a fuck buddy, to you though.
You fit question: Dips are primarily a Tricep exercise, so it's not a good bench replacement. You could do DB or the GOAT Chest Squeezes over bench, though.
>>36393458
This is true.
No body has just "one personality".
We all act different according to different social arenas.
Some places we restrain ourselves, some places we don't. Our humor changes, gesture and voice all accordibg to which room we're in.
>>36393267
Hate to sound like a retard but how exactly would one go about friendzoning a girl
>>36394434
Act like a beta would act with any girl but only with her. Don't worry, unless you're a 10/10 chad, sex doesn't just magicaly happen.
>Tfw fine if I know the person and know what they like and what they do for fun
But fuck it man, I haven't ever dated anyone because I'm just afraid it'll boil down to a mundane Q&A, like if I'm with friends and we're out having fun you can just observe a bit to find out what they like talking about and their humor but just sitting there on your own asking questions until you hit a sweet spot is too terrifying
>>36393548
>that butt wink
Disgusting. 0/10
>>36394650
So don't fucking do that and just have fun. Bitches hate the 'interview' dates too. Be that guy they tell they feel like they've know each other for years.
>>36393430
fat
>>36393006
no dips are not a replacement for bench you cuck
>>36393135
Sauce?
>>36393212
To bench? Fuck no.
