I spaghettied today at the gym for the first time.
>Doing weighted dips to failure
>finish second last set
>lower my self and turn to go get a drink
>QT Cardio Bunny/ Gymnast chick right in my face
>She says something
>I didn't her it because my music
>Fumble for my phone to turn down the volume so she doesn't hear my jams
>Take ear buds out
>"p-pardon me?"
>"you should do dips on the rings with me some time. It's way harder"
>"I can do like 3 dips on the rings but lots on here" she continued.
>"U-uh... let me get some water first"
>walk over to water fountain
>Take the longest sip of water I've ever taken of my life
>I swear I was at that fountain for 10 minutes
>finish 'drinking' water
>see gymnast girl with her back turned to me talk to her cardio bunny friend
>instead of going back to her I leave to the change room
>after I change I realize I left my towel and water bottle up stairs in the gym
>just now realizing I had my water bottle with me and went to fountain instead
>She probably knew I'm a beta faggot
>what do
update your blog an a chinese basket weaving forum
>>36317925
hahaha made me laugh op, and evaluate my life because thats exactly what i'd do
She definitely knows now lel
>>36317946
I'm thinking of changing gyms now because of this...
not saying
>haha really? show me proper form with them?
op, chew gum while in public, it makes conversations easier as your brain is preoccupied with chewing rather than acting autistic
>>36318004
Do this actually help?
>>36318033
Can confirm. Have never been awkward once while chewing gum, at least not unintentionally
>>36318080
Fuck, I'll have to make an investment. Any gum recommendations?
>>36318094
oh my god
>>36318103
I'm joking, I don't need fucking gum recommendations u autist
>>36318094
>>36318103
fucking lol
>>36318105
kek
>>36318094
Top lel
>>36318094
>>36318105
>I'm joking, I don't need fucking gum recommendations u autist
Uh-huh.
Trident cinnamon flavor, friendo
>>36317925
You went full autismo mate....
>>36318155
gross. only extra for me.
>i made this a while ago and still have it on my comp.
>>36318155
If I don't get pussy with this gum I'm gonna be mighty sad bra
>>36318094
>>36317925
>weighted dips
>>36318174
Its not automatic pussy bait breh
It'll just stop you from fucking up so much in conversation
Though if I recall correctly, there was some study done with twins that showed people preffered the twin chewing gum over the one that wasn't
Something about appearing more friendly or likeable
>>36318221
So I can be less autistic and more likeable just by sticking a piece of gum in my mouth
Also get Jaw gains.
