>Barbell
>Doesn't ring when I shake it
>dumbbell
>still really smart
>lunge
>is actually bregvazt
>decline bench
>still accept I'll be doing it anyway
>deadlift
>usually throw them over your shoulder or drag them
>deadlift
>still alive
>clean and press
>clothes still dirty
>>36298430
>tfw no clubbell
What???
>hack squat
>actually a decent lowerbody exercise
>pull-up
>no thanks, I haven't needed those since 8th grade
>>36298430
>Traps
>makes you look manlier
>dips
>good thing I brought my veggie platter
>are you a cardio bunny?
>because bunnys have lots of sex
>decline bench
>do it anyway
>military press
>is actually a freelance reporter
>Chin ups
>Still depressed
>preacher curls
>no sermon during curls
>>36298430
>Teddy Altman
>not a bear
>also not a man
>>36298599
kek
>battle ropes
>lost
>French press
>shot by Muslims
>calf raises
>no cattle in gym
>shoulder flys
>still on ground
>>36298430
>clean and jerk
>dont actually masturbate in the shower
>>36298624
>>36298600
That hit too close to home anon.
>Glutenfree lapdance
>stripper is low test
>turkish get-ups
>still wearing traditional western clothing
>lunge
>after dinner
>Romanian deadlifts
>Gypsies stole my equipment
>>36298695
>>36298538
>>36298565
>>36298599
top tier kekkin
>>36298506
>>36298511
>>36298518
>>36298538
>>36298547
>>36298565
>>36298599
>>36298600
>>36298624
>>36298695
>stronglifts
>can't bench the bar
>>36299199
>Doing SS
>actually been lifting for over 18 months
>sit ups
>this isn't how I sit up
>>36298430
>clean and jerk
Still dirty and didn't get off
>power clean
>Still took more than 20min to clean my room
>Stiff leg deadlift
>actually loosens my lowerback muscles rather than stiffening or killing me
>>36299351
>Stiff leg deadlift
>Still flacid
>Push up
>Is actually a press up
