Skinny guy looking to take my tinder game to the next level. Suggest a routine that will pump up the glamour muscles that women like? (sticky doesn't help)
>>36217427
Pullups 3 x f
Bench Press 3 x 8-12
Do this 3 times a week for 1 month and you have what woman want
squats
>>36217427
Read the sticky.
>>36217473
install gentoo
Squat, bench press, deadlifts, pullups. Done.
S T I C K Y
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But seriously. Just become a curl bro and get off of /fit/.
Bench, incline dumbell bench, push ups, curls(preacher, hammer, ect), tricep pulldowns, and remember to not do legs ever. Also wear tank tops and gloves to the gym to show how badass you are.
those tits look really good. mind if i save them?
>>36217427
look nigga
muscles on tinder are worthless.
just take some pics with dogs and you wearing expensive shit or on a yacht
thats all you need
someone give me a decent tinder opener real quick
Planning to add a shirtless pic (at the beach or some shit, not selfie) on my tinder after my cut. Currently clothed in all my pics. Anyone ever added a shirtless pic and got more matches, or?
>>36217486
i will probably actually do all of this
>>36217531
Ey bb u want sum fukk??
>>36217531
Are you an archaeologist?
Cause I've got a bone for you ;)))))
>>36217861
Are you a grave robber?
Cause it looks like you've taken a lot of bones.
>>36217859
>>36217861
>>36217904
guys anything along these lines but better quality would be good
>>36217531
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know much about you, but this strange feeling in my gut makes me wanna take you out
>>36217532
Shirtless pic #1 to get 0 matches. just saying
>>36217959
amazing. using this now
>>36217463
add in curls
>>36217941
did it hurt?
>>36217481
kek
>>36217427
What kind of retarded question is that.
Just work the fuck out you disgusting lazy low tier beta cuck
>>36217463
>>36217977
Also add in shrugs, OHP, and lateral raises. Pump those shoulders and traps up and you'll look significantly bigger without having to add mass anywhere else.
Tinder is a fucking joke.
I've used Tinder, Match, and Eharmony.
Tinder is 95% a waste of time, Eharmony an 80% waste of time, but Match is decent. I've gone on multiple dates on Match and slept with women.
Would recommend.
>>36218153
I've had tinder since mid january and have slept with three women. youre the problem
>>36218197
>got em son
>>36217991
He was a big guy
>>36217427
brehs
>tfw you will never bury your face into a bosom like that
>>36218258
For you.
>>36217427
Get off tinder and talk to actual women
>>36217531
Nice top. If I pull that off, will you die?
>>36217481
>gentoo
>not arch
come on lad etc.
>>36218563
kek
>>36218644
the joke is that on /g/ the equivalent of the pointless ''read the sticky post'' for dumb threads is to say ''install gentoo''
>>36218563
how i have not thinked of this before. i only come here to banepost so yeah this speaks to me on a spiritual level.
>>36218756
BROTHER
>>36217463
>Do this 3 times a week for 1 month and you have what woman want
this is what normies actually believe
>>36218563
Upvoted
>>36218563
>>36217427
Makeup and lighting are powerful motivators to the uninitiated, but we are initiated. Aren't we Emily?
>>36217427
being ripped won't give you any advantage in tinder game
it's actually more difficult because women think you are the typical pumped fucker and they maybe write you back but they won't meet you
>you know I have been fooled before by guy's like you
even if you are a nice guy they just assume you're a dick
>>36218840
Nobody cared who you were until you put on the bikini
>>36217969
If you have a nice body why avoid setting it as first pic?
I've never used tinder so I actually don't know how it all works
>>36217427
>The definition of a loser
>>36218906
>being ripped won't give you any advantage in tinder game
/r9k/ pls go
>>36218289
Done it a couple of times, actually.
It's awesome.
I love me some petite girls, but big motherfucking titties are fun as hell.
>>36217531
>>36217427
You should really read that sticky.
>>36219166
Skinny girls are more energetic.
Busty girls are more animalistic.
Why must we choose?
>>36218988
Or perhaps he's wondering why you would swipe right on a man before choosing not to respond.
>>36218988
>>36219257
so many kekes in this thread
>>36217427
the tit game is strong with this one
>>36219209
Ever been with a skinny chick who has natural big tits? It's a magical experience.
>>36219332
After dating two super busty chicks and two skinny chicks, OP's tits are too small for my tastes.
This is becoming a problem for me...
>>36217469
>>36217469
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
>>36218677
Cool. Go to /g/.
>>36219019
Hilarious.
>>36219257
You think lighting is your ally. You merely adapted the light.
I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see any gains until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but matches!
>>36217427
if you are skinny you probably want V look to make yourself more attractive...
Do pull ups. If you can't do one yet do the pull down machine until you can. this will work your lats so your upper back looks wider.
Then work on your delts. Do lots of dumbell raises. The delts have 3 heads so search online for exercises that will do the front, side and rear delts and alternate. This will give you really big shoulders.
Do tricep, bicep and chest exercises. Do a lot of bench press and curls.. also dips.
Do leg exercises once in a while so you don't look scrawny from the waist down, squats, deadlifts and work your calves on the leg press machine and sitting calf machine.
That's about it, repeat for a few months and eat tons of protein. Once you get around 10% body fat you should be able to see your abs. Congrats you are now fit!
>>36219468
ok thanks dude
>>36217531
I hear you're attracted to abuse, let me help you with that
>>36219454
Matches have cost you your strength. Shitposting has defeated you!
>>36218197
>yfw tinder astroturfs heavily on 4chan and reddit
>tfw too ugly for tinder
