So what do you choose?
Imagine you are going to a beach party the same evening.
>>36091633
left
>>36091633
face, body is always able to be fixed with hard work, face is unchangeable
depends what brads body looks like and what homebois face looks like desu
This is a stupid question. Fuck the beach party. You can fix your body but you can't fix your face and I'm going to be stuck with my face a lot longer than one day at a party.
Neither. I'm already good looking and I wouldn't really enjoy having a body I didn't work for at all.
>>36091661
did you read the question dingus?
also dick size
>>36091681
Dick size doesn't really matter man.
>>36091633
I have TWO CHOICES
I choose both.
>>36091666
It's pretty fucking obvious that Brad's body won't be nearly as attractive as the right one and homebois face won't be nearly as attractive as Brad s
probably body. Ive been told plenty of times that i have a handsome face. no need to go any further for a better one, id rather just get a good bod with less work and discipline
>>36091699
says who? brad pitt is pushing 50. I'd rather be chad normie if I'm interacting with people my age as long as he isn't ugly.
I don't think girls my age would be begging to suck brad pitts dick more than just wanting his autograph/taking pics with him for instagram.
>>36091712
Obviously we are talking about Young Brad Pitt. He is indeed old now.
>>36091717
young brad pitt was fit as fuck so obviously brad.
The body, I am satisfied with my face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoFst-OD0ks
look at how beautiful this motherfucker was
face, obviously. that face with a lean body, not as muscular would have girls drooling, that body with a shit face would be terrible.
>>36091765
fag
>>36091666
....but if you pick brad you keep your body....if you pick the body you keep your ugly fucking face.
body.
my face is better than brad and my body will never be fixed due to psoriasis.
>>36091814
that wasn't stipulated
Do I get to keep my dick? Even if the other body has a bigger one it feels kinda wrong to just replace my mini me.
>>36091633
Right, because if I choose the face no one of my friends or family would recognise me.
neither but if i had to id choose the body because my face is pretty much what makes me recognizeable and i don't want to change that, it's pretty good looking anyway
>>36091633
I don't wanna have a 50 year old white guy's face
So right.
>>36091633
Body, but only because I'm already an 8/10 and 6'4.5 to boot.
Manlets and ugly fuckers should definitely take the face. It could make up for a lot of things you don't have.
>>36091633
I already have a better body than the right, so I could only benefit from the face, but I like my face...
>>36091650
you must be really ugly
I'm reasonably decent looking and I'd rather not age like 20 years to look like brad Pitt, so right please.
>>36091671
this
>>36091691
one of the choices is to wake up
Question is, will i have the same face that im having now?
if so, i rather have that body, i need to get this fat away.
No, i am not implying my face is good looking.
There's paper bags for that solution.
>>36091671
>>36091672
do i keep my body that i have now or do i get some fatbody to go with it? either way face is easy choice who gives a shit about 1 beach party.
>>36091633
>Wake up with someone else's face
Congratulations all of your ID is invalid so you are homeless, broke, have no job, no car, nothing. You have literally nothing to your name. Your bank card might work at the atm so I guess you have some money for food for a while but large transfers require ID.
>>36091790
projection
>>36091824
>my face is better than brad
let's see it, scaley
>>36091633
Depends on height.
You could be either, but if you're still a manlet thats under 6 foot you might as well give up.
>>36092819
it's a hypothetical question asking in terms of hooking up at beach parties would you rather have a good face or a good body to get women
Already have 8.5/10 face so give me right and I'm all set.
>>36091633
Fight club brad.
Why is the other even a choice.
>>36092859
that's stupid then and the question was presented poorly. brad could be in 50 year old 20 extra lbs mode and someone could be in the same looks range or slightly less as brad pitt was when he was lean and fit. I'd take the less attractive but younger and fit guy with a huge dong then manlet, old, out of shape, sub average dick brad pitt.
>>36091633
The face. Life is literally easy mode when you're a 10/10.
>>36091633
face is so much more important than body, I mean there's no doubt having a great body is a plus, but i've heard girls complain that even though it looks good they get intimidated that you'll assume they're fat and lazy for not being sub 10% body fat themselves. other girls have said having a body like that makes them think you're a narcissist who never eats a brownie because you're so focused on your physical appearance
but that 1/1,000,000 face is irresistible to basically any woman (the ones who say they wouldn't date young brad are just saying that because they know they couldn't)
>>36091633
body. my face is bretty good already
>losing your identity
>becoming a different ethnicity
right
face
go to the bank
try to see if i can draw out a bunch of his money if i get recognized
>>36091633
Face. My body already looks like that but I have acne scars and savage eye bags.
>>36091689
Keep telling yourself that, dicklet.
You could easily live well off being a 100% perfect look alike. Probably
Right, I already look better than that guy.
not being too fat or too skinny is ok in the real world
neither, being asian my head wouldnt fit the body and the other way around wouldnt work either.
aside from that ive come to peace with being ugly
>>36091633
what the fuck, what kind of question is that? definitely right. girls dig my face, I'd never give that up. the body on the other hand is something I could never attain by not using steroids
>>36091633
If you wake up with a different face no one would know who you are
all your ID would be useless, you'd essentially be un-personed
this thread is stupid
>>36091829
You're a fucking piece of shit and you know it
>>36091633
face ofc, brads body is aesthetic too but that wouldnt matter that much
>>36093707
Fuck off. I have 5 inches but idgaf. I still get laid and if the girl doesn't get off then yolo I dont give a fuck.
>>36091633
I am ok with my face, so i choose body to the right.
>>36091633
my bone structure is at least as good as his
probably better because i have oval face, not buzz lightyear jaw.
>>36093688
>withdraw money from the bank just by facial recognition
nigga are you mentally retarded
>>36091633
Neither, I'm comfortable with what I have now
>>36093899
your wife is going to cheat on you
>>36091633
Pick the face and build the body obviously
>>36093952
>probably better because i have oval face, not buzz lightyear jaw.
just lol @ you if you dont choose left
your face dictates a lot about you even though you can't control it, good looking people are more likely to be successful and most people will treat you better along with getting more pussy of course
>>36093826
THIS
pick the body you retards
>>36091633
I take neither, as I'm fine with my face and want to continue working on the body I have right now, even though it sucks.
Also, I'd cancel the party, I hate parties. I'd rather stay at home. Fuck you.
>>36091633
Thats only one choice. What sort of retard made this?
I wouldn't want Pitt's face but I'd take an improved version of my own mug desu senpai
>>36091633
right so i can be an ottermode bitch with an androgynous face
>>36091633
right please, i'm already at least 7/10 facially
>>36091824
Hey man, don't be like that, I have psoriasis too. Think about it as if you're turning Argonian slowly.
>>36094099
Lmao why? Kill yourself my man.
Neither.
I like my face, and I like working towards a better body.
I want nothing from you, shit genie.
girls care more about the face anyway so I pick the face
>>36091633
Brad Pitt actualy has an insane body for his age, was miring hard how he looked in his 50's in Fury
>>36091699
>>36091712
>>36091717
>talking shit about Brad Pitt
Guy looks better in his 50's than 99% do in their 20's
>>36094986
Damn, Brad is 50 and is still chadmode.
>>36091824
Bre, I know psoriasis has a lot of factors, but what is your weight? What is your diet? I was a fat fuck with psoriasis, and last year started to eat clean. I shit you not, most of my psoriasis started to banish, it was like a dream come true. I still have some minor remanentes, but not visible enough and im sure they will fade away with time. So search if is your diet anon.
Body of right of course
I already look way better than that old fag
>20 year old with a face of a 50 year old
I don't wanna go full Benjamin Button
Body is fucking meaningless compared to face. Gymcels hate this, but anyone with a brain knows it's true.
>>36095044
I agree about 90%, unless you're a fucking midget, then it will suck even if you have a good face.
So in that way body still counts
>>36095046
True, but that's height rather than musculature. FACE, HEIGHT AND FRAME. NOT MUSCLES, FRAME.
>>36095056
You said body though, a persons height is obviously part of his body's structure
Body
I like my face just fine
Unless - by taking Brad's face, do I also get his eyes? Because my eyesight is terrible. If I'll get 20/20 vision from it, I'll take Brad's face. If not, I'll take the body
>>36095063
Yeah, but I CLEARLY MEANT MUSCULATURE, as the other aspects are UNCHANGEABLE while being the MOST IMPORTANT.
>>36095072
You don't really have to caps part of your sentences you know, it looks fucking weird
>>36095056
200% true
as a manlet I look like shit in clothes next to someone in clothes who's taller than me and has a good frame even though I'm muscular. frame is as important as face or even more impoortant
I have an average face. I'd rather be more ripped
>>36095072
>>36095056
Why are you yelling
>>36094099
Sperg, she wouldn't marry you if your size bothered her
>>36091633
Assuming that I keep my height/dick/etc., I'd take the body. It's a little leaner and dehydrated than I'm shooting for, but that's pretty jacked for someone 2 meters tall.
Right
> pick face
> go to beach party
> no one recognizes me
>?
>>36091633
I'm black so that face would fuck my shit up senpai.
>>36095784
>pick face
>go to party
>Look everyone, it's the guy from Titanic who has never won an Oscar! Laughinggirls.jpg
>anonface,jpg
>>36095022
Hes also a millionaire with godlike genetics.
>>36091837
The body has a 19x18 BBC
>>36095833
>anonface,jpg
it's feels face brutha
