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Help me, /fit/. My little sister's friend is coming on a bit too strong, and my sister is on it, too. English is not my native language, so forgive my mistakes.

>Be me, 19-year-old, pretty fit from going to the gym for nearly 5 years
>My sister is 14
>Her best friend - let's call her Anna - is the same age, and they are always together, as neither of them have very many other friends
>They are a tad unconvensional girls, I wouldn't say weird, but they are very interesting in books, videogames etc. and not so much in the typical teen girl stuff
>I've known Anna since childhood
>She's a slim blonde with blue eyes; as of late, she's become quite pretty
>I sometimes played with them when we were younger, and I would oftentimes be a prince or a knight saving Anna or both of them from some monster or witch
>She has always liked me, but maybe half a year ago she has really started to show it, and this is a different kind of liking we're talking about

>I come home the gym, I might've hit a deadlift PR that day
>As I come out of the shower wearing just boxers, Anna and my sister nearly bumb into me in the hallway
>I didn't know she was visiting
>"Wow, Anon", Anna exclaims, her eyes going up and down on my body
>"You're so big. Of course I've noticed before, but now I can really see it."
>"Oh, hi. Well, that's what you get from working out four or five times a week", I say, and try to get past them
>"You must be so strong", Anna says, and slightly brushes my shoulder with her hand as I walk past
>"Well, I dunno", I mumble, not knowing really what so say
>When I go to my room, I can hear a giggle coming from the front door, and then they leave

This happened maybe six months ago, but the story progeresses. Do you want me to continue?
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Proceed
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Fucking rapist. She is 14, what the fuck is wrong with you, sicko? You should not even be thinking about that.
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i like this thread
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Yeah continue
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>>36018136
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>>36018182
not OP, but the age of consent in my country is 14
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>>36018136
moar of your made up story
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>>36018182
>OP never claimed to have sex with anyone
>rapist

wew
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>>36018208

Fuck off, shitlord. You know where this is going.
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>>36018221
and most of us don't have problem with it

nigger do you know where the fuck are you
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>>36018136
>maybe a month after the boxer-incident, I'm sitting in my room and playing Crusader Kings II
>I hear the door open, and my sister and Anna come in
>It's not a big deal really, because like I said, I've know Anna pretty much all my life
>They come closer and Anna asks: "What are you playing?"
>"Crusader Kings II."
>"What you trying to do?" Anna asks
>"Well, I'm the duke of York and Northumberland, and I'm currently at war with my liege, the king of England for independence."
>Anna gets even closer and puts her hand on my shoulder
>"I wish you were really a duke, and that I would be your duchess", she says and smiles
>I laugh awkwardly and mumble something
>"It would be really nice if you guys got together", my sister says
>"I mean, my brother and my best friend dating and getting married... it would be so cool", she continues
>"What do you think, Anon?" Anna says, her hand still on my shoulder
>"Eh... I-I guess, I don't know, because... you're only 14", I say
>"Why would it matter?" Anna asks
>"Well, it's just that it would be even legal."
>"What about when I'm older?"
>I'm really awkward at this point, but I say something like: "Well, let's see in a few years."
>Anna's smile widens, as she sees this as a promise
>She feels my chest with her hand
>"Gosh, you're so big", she says again
>"Come on, let's leave the duke to do wage his war", my sister says, and they leave the room
>I can hear them giggle again
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>>36018136
Teenage girls giggle at literally everything.
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>>36018255
fuark
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>>36018255
>"Well, I'm the duke of York and Northumberland, and I'm currently at war with my liege, the king of England for independence."

Why the fuck would you say that to a girl?
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>>36018255
this better lead to something bigger OP
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Young girls are always trouble innit senpai

Have an 18 year old chasing me, she's my sisters best friend
>hey anon you're looking good really good, wanna come to the beach with us sometime?
>hey now that I'm 18 I can drink, wanna teach me what the good stuff is?
>you should come out clubbing with us! you know all the good places and you can scare the younger guys away hehe

Woodberry so hard but it would cause so much family drama

Just stay away from her OP it's way more trouble than its worth
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>>36018255
>"Well, I'm the duke of York and Northumberland, and I'm currently at war with my liege, the king of England for independence."

fucking CK2fags
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>>36018285
first post clearly says that anna is into video games. are you retarded?
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>>36018285
>Why the fuck would you say that to a girl?

Well she asked him Anon , better than being a silent autist and making it even more weird . plus he said she was into games herself
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>>36018255

What state are you in

Wait for the right birthday and split her in half
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>>36018136
>"Hey I got prime pussy on my hand but too much a coward to pound it: the post"
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>>36018255
I can't seem to see the problem? Why are you so adverse to sum fuk?
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>>36018285
What's so off with it? I think it sounds very sweet if you present it as a joke.
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>>36018339
Dis
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>>36018339
>>>36018
>>36018355
>>36018356

>I'm a fucking retard who never leaves my fucking parents cave and don't understand the consequences of plowing a girl the guy grew up with, let alone his sisters friend

When it allll goes south, Op will have: ruined a friendship, and made it extremely awkward for his sister.
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>>36018402
except his sister would have wanted it in the first place
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>>36018136
>some time after the CKII thing, Anna asks me to take her to the gym and teach her how to use the equipment
>I don't see why not, because I doubt she knows anyone alse with proper knowlegde about training
>I thought that my sister would come too, but it turns out she wasn't planning to
>It's just me and Anna
>Well, okay. It's not really weird, as I'm sort of a big brother for her, I think to myself

>When we get to the gym, I take her to the squat rack to teach her how to squat
>Rippetoe would be proud
>I show her the technique
>"Try to push your knees outwards", I tell her
>"That way you don't risk injury."
>She picks up the bar on her back and starts squating
>"Yeah, that's it. That's good form", I tell her, and it's true
>When she has finished her set with just the bar, she walks close to me and puts her hand on my quad
>"Will doing these give me legs as big and strong as yours?" she asks
>Again, I feel a little awkward
>"You're a girl, so maybe not as big and strong, but you can make great progress in no time, if you start training."
>"I wouldn't really want to become as strong as you", she says
>"I like it when I feel so tiny and weak when I'm next to you", she says
>"Well, if you start training you won't be as tiny anymore", I say, trying to sound like I'm joking
>her hand is still on my quad
>"Would you like it, if I started working out?" she asks
>"Lifting is good for you, so, sure, why not."
>"Could we start working out together?"
>"I don't know, Anna. I like to lift alone, and... don't you think it might seem a bit weird?"
>She seems dissappointed, but says it's okay
>I show her a few other movements and take her home
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>>36018402

Man so the fuck what. It's not like he has a really serious platonic friendship with his sister's friend. Fuck, it would be weird if he did, given the age difference.
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>>36018136
You had to write 4 lines of convincing dialogue and you failed miserably.

The idea that you would even try to make this shit up for a mongolian skiing forum is just pathetic.

Please murder yourself autist.
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>>36018402
his sister clearly knows whats going on between them
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>>36018413
2017 SIR comic in the making
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>>36018411
>>36018417
>>36018425

BECAUSE 14 YEAR OLDS MAKE REALLY SMART DECISIONS WITH NO CONSEQUENCES EVER
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>>36018402
Yeah, I don't think so bud. Few centuries ago she'd be betrothed at a much earlier age than this and end up with a much more functional marriage than she would have today. Don't let it go south and don't run or be afraid of problems. Yeah it's probably not a wise thing to fuck your little sister's friend, to build a relationship with her is another thing entirely.
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man FUCK you i would slam that sweet teen pussi so fucking hard it would break into pieces of oblivion sweet god a new sun would be dragged kicking and screamin into existence from the heat of the friction of our bodies and a black hole would manifest as the star collapses unto its immense mass and the gargantuan black hole would drag the universe itself into it and it would be revealed that at the locus of existence and reality itself not even your autism could fit and you gigantic fucking autism would undo the fabric of time and space itself

sweet god just fuck her already
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>>36018445
> a few centuries ago she'd be ripe for the picking

This is the same arguments pedophiles use.

While I understand a girl may be physically developed at that age, it is still a fucking retarded argument that is frowned upon by 90% of people.

Girls at that age should be focusing on education, and dating people their own fucking age.
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>>36018442

I said to wait till whatever the age of consent is. Knows her too well to claim he didn't know if shit hits the fan
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>>36018413
OP you should tap it
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>>36018136
you also could try to talk about this whole thing and it's consequences with your sister but instead you ask pedophiles on a indonesian
wayang golek internet forum.
>mfw
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>>36018458
I don't know how fucked up your eyes are, but i explicitly fucking stated that fucking your little sister's friend is not a wise thing to do. If you actually want for this to work it involves the absence of sex, however bizzare that may sound. Your argument of confining them to "people of their age" does not fucking work in reality. Because THEY don't feel like dating those kids and THEY find the ways around it applying lies and make up.
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Fucking pedo europoors and their backwards ass union. Make the age of consent 16 or 17 and stop being barbarians for once in your lives.
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>>36018136
>a few things like the ones I've been telling about keep happening every now and then
>my sister is often involved, and she sometimes says how cool it would be for me and Anna to start dating
>I try to say that she is too young, but she keeps on talking about it
>Anna keeps tounching me and telling me how big and strong I am

>maybe two months ago I'm getting ready to sleep
>my phone vibrates, but I figure it's just a whatsapp message or something and I don't check it, because I was nearly asleep
>the next morning I open my computer and decide to check my email
>one new mail from an address I don't know
>two topless pictures of Anna with her hand covering her nips
>before you ask, no, I'm not gonna post them
>"Do you like what you see? I've been going to the gym for some time now, and I can tell I'm becoming more >toned. Anna", the message reads.
>well, 'toned' was written without the >
>I freak out, because this is CP, isn't it?
>I answer: "It's good that you're exercising. However, I don't think you should be sending pictures like this."
>I delete the pics
>a day later I check my email again, and Anna has replied.
>"Why shouldn't I? I want you to see me, all of me."
>a completely nude picture
>I delete it and don't reply

>Anna kept visiting our home after this like she had been doing, but we didn't talk about the pictures
>I did think that maybe I should tell her that sending pictures like that is not okay face to face, but I couldn't bring myself into talking about it
>The worst case scenario would be that someone else would find out, and I would might go to jail or some shit.
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>>36018255
Stop your fucking cocktease, did you get your independence or what?
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>>36018529
>being this beta
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Please continue
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>>36018529
HNNNNNG
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>>36018529
Have a threesome with your sister and her friend before it's too late op. Trust me you don't want to make the same mistake I made.
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>>36018552

Yeah, choosing not to go to jail and have your life ruined by having sex with a 14 year old is totally beta.
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>>36018529

You have in your own opinion an attractive girl literally throwing herself at you. She obviously worships you. I think you should give it a try at least.
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>>36018529
not sure if bait or completely idiot there
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>>36018529
what a slut
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>>36018529
Holy shit man, calm the fuck down, she just sent you some pics, it's not like you raped her in the ass or something.
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>>36018529

If you don't tell someone else about this, she could easily become vindictive and begin to blackmail you regarding unwanted sexual advances. Not sure how manipulative or closet-insane she is, but if she realized the power a 14-year old girl holds over any guy regardless of age you could be fucked.

tl;dr: Don't keep this shit quiet or it can be used against you
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>>36018529
Are you that Amsterdam Autist or whatever, trying to make up a new story?
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>>36018136
>Two days ago Anna came to spend the night with my sister, as they like sleepovers
>My parents aren't home
>I try to keep in my room and avoid Anna
>Shit, I even locked the door, because I was sure that something might happen
>When I went to the kitchen to make supper for myself, my sister and Anna came there
>"Have you ever had sex, Anon?" Anna asks
>"I don't know how that's relevant", I say, maybe a bit rudely, so not to encourage her
>"I'm a virgin", she tells me
>"Good. A girl your age should be", I tell her
>"I've been thinking a lot about sex as of late, though", Anna says
>"Why are you telling me this?"
>"Because I want you to take my virginity", she says
>"Anna, please stop this. I'm not gonna take your virignity or marry you or anything like that. I get it that you like me, but this is not appropriate."
>I leave

>When I go to bed, my door is still locked
>I don't know what do about the teen succubus and her agitator talking and laughing in the next room
>I fall asleep
>I wake up to the sound of a key dropping on the floor
>Light starts pouring from the open door, and the girls step in
>My sister must've openned the door with the key of her own door, because they are similiar
>I see that Anna is naked
>My sister at least, thank God, is clothed
>"Like I said, I want you to take my virginity, Anon", Anna says verily
>I can feel that my dick is starting to rise, because I can't deny that she is very beautiful
>"I want to watch you do it", my sister says
>I get out of the bed and say: "No, just get out. This isn't okay."
>Anna sees my semi-boner in throbbing in my boxers
>She comes closer and puts her hand on it
>"It's so big", she says
>I slightly push her out of the way and start hurrying out of the room
>I open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

And that's the story how I lost my v-card.
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>>36018662
I hate you
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>>36018662

nice one
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>>36018662
>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

go to hell, pedophile
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>>36018662
>>"It's so big", she says
>>I slightly push her out of the way and start hurrying out of the room
>>I open the door
>>Get on the floor
>>Everybody walk the dinosaur.

savage op, savage
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fuck you
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Fuck, you got me good, OP.
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>>36018662
I am erect and angry
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>>36018457
Damn it man LoL
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the fuck is this gay ass thread nigga? delete this shit
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>>36018662
What the hell are you gonna do about my boner OP?
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>>36018529
POST THEM
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>>36018662
that's some fucking bullshit right there goddamn I hate you so much OP.
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>>36018662
Excellent form op
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We got played
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>>36018662
nice story 10/10, too heavy on the infatuation theme and your innocence, you may want to address that next time for realistic purposes. Good job
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>>36018468

nah you should fuck them before age of consent, that way you don't have to ask for consent.
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OP, listen to me.
FUCK HER.
SHE'S READY FOR THE DICK.
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GIVE HER THE DICK YOU LIMP WRISTED FAGGOT HOLY SHIT JUST PUT YOUR COCK IN HER JESUS CHRIST DO YOU WANT AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL NIGGER JUST DO IT JUST FUCK HER

Or failing that, gently explain that you think she's cool and that as soon as she's legal you're going to FUCK HER BRAINS OUT WITH YOUR GIGANTIC MONGOLOID COCK.
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>>36018136
>>36018255
>>36018413
>>36018529
>>36018662
Fuck you but I can't stop laughing
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>>36018662
Kek
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>>36018662
Probably be more subtle about it. It was very clear from the beginning what you wanted to acomplish :/.
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I'm impressed, well played
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>>36018662
Nice.
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Is it weird that I only got a boner after the dinosaur was walked?
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>>36019369
Thank Pavlov
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>>36018662
Both my sides and dick are now erect.
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>>36018662
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>>36018620
Holy shit, I remember this
Could very well be
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OP here, thank you all very much for your interest, I had a really good time writing this story. It seems that many of you liked reading it, and I'm glad that I succeeded pretty well in masking my true diabolic purpose until the cock-tingling finale.

>>36018256
They do. Although the story is obviously made up, I do know some girls the same age as Anna, and making them laugh is exceedinly easy.

>>36018438
I would be beyond honored, if this really happened.

>>36018457
Kek.

>>36018538
I'm sorry to have lied to you, but at the moment I am really playing Mount&Blade Warband, not CKII.

>>36018620
>>36019490
No, I'm Finnish.
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>>36020127

>warband

hell yeah motherfucker
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lmfao thats nasty as fuck how can you even concider a 14 yo being attracted to you,or even posting about it
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>>36018662
Not my proudest fap
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>>36020273
Don't care fapped to a thought of fucking hot, thirsty 14 y/o.
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>>36018255
York AND Northumberland? WTF?
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>>36020127
>>36020219
>warband

Sup butter bros
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TL;DR

>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>have close senpai
>sisters friend (14) exclaims "shoulders" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>knows I've been working out
>"that's hat you get from working out four or five times a week"
>"so strong"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my quad at gym
>"Gosh, you're so big"
>walking dinosaurs
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>>36018662
lol gj
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>>36018339
fucking kek'ed
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nice op
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>>36018136
>>36018255
>>36018413
>>36018529
>>36018662

I would really appreciete it - and so would future generations - if someone would cap these and make a sort of a collage of them. I tried to, but I'm not very good at this sort of thing, so the outcome was pretty shitty. If someone makes it, please post the finished product. You can have this picture in exchange, it's all yours, my friend.
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I can't be bothered to greentext but a while back when I was at college I was a complete loser and had almost no friends. Some guy at the school used to be my friend but I slept with his girlfriend, but sometimes we hung out.

Anyway, I ended up hanging with him and his buddy on most days but when they weren't there I was always alone and depressed.

tl;dr I ended up sleeping with the guy's 15 year old sister.
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>>36018206
are you from germany?
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>>36018413
Fuuuuck muh dick

I fucking hate these age of consent laws. It should be criminal to make it illegal to fuck 14 year olds. And don't give me this "can"t consent" bullshit, the girl here obviously knows what she's doing.
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>>36021369
yes, are you?
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>>36018413
>Try to push your knees outwards
Bitch, first you collapse at the hips before pushing out the knees.
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>>36021611
Okay, so it turns out the story is fake now that I keep reading, but atill, 14 year olds girls know what the hell they're doing. They should be allowed to fuck adults.
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>>36018255
Flex in front of her constantly and wait until she is 16. Trust me, that year and a half makes all the difference regarding teen drama. If you fuck her now she'll stick to you like shit to an indian
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>Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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>>36018662
Classic
ty OP
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>>36018529
non nude pics pleassssss?
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>>36022021
You forgot to open the door
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>>36019014
you kidding? that's what makes it so good.
>OP's innocence
nah, that's not innocence, it's being moral and spilling spaghetti
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>>36018136
>unconvensional girls
>very interesting in books, videogames
>somehow not normal

kek
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>>36018255
>sister wingmanning for you
>s-sorry, I have a vidya to continue
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>>36018255
>>36018136
>>36018413
>>36018529
>>36018662

It's like Gravity Falls, but more rule 63 and rule 34
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>>36018136
just fuck anna right in the pussy thats the only answer
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>"You're so big. Of course I've noticed before, but now I can really see it."
>"Oh, hi. Well, that's what you get from working out four or five times a week"

>"Oh, hi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uCZkq6Rs2k
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>>36021180
I really, REALLY like this picture.
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>>36018662
you fucking jackass, I hadn't been got by that in years

good one
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>>36018413
>>36018136
>>36018255
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Won't go into detail because I can't be bothered to type it all out

>18 years old
>Fat as fuck
>Visiting aunts house with mum
>Have 14 year old cousin
>We've always been close and got along well
>Everyone's gone to bed and we're watching a film alone
>She initiates but we end up making out and I rub her clit to orgasm

>Next time I see her she's 16
>It's her sisters wedding
>I've lost a lot of weight, can grow a good beard, look a lot better in general
>She mentions all of this
>She gets drunk as the night goes on and gets more blatant with how she feels about me
>Sat outside on a table with her, my mum and dad
>Mum asks her how things are going with her boyfriend
>"He cheated on me so I dumped him"
>Mum asks what kind of guys she likes
>Smiles and says "I like white boys"
>Puts her hand under the table and squeezes my thigh
>Even later on I'm sat on a sofa in the bar area, no one else there
>I'm drunk as fuck
>She comes over and lays down
>Puts her head on my crotch
>Feel like it looks sketchy as fuck so I tell her I'm gonna go talk with my mum and dad

Pretty sure if we're alone at some point she's going to want more. I feel kinda disgusted at myself but at the same time the thought of her riding my dick is pretty appealing.
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>>36025697
Pics?
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>>36025753
There is no way in hell I am going to post a picture of either me or her on here. She's about 5'7", slim, long brown hair, brown eyes, average tits, joocy ass.
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>>36025786
Cumooooon breh, erase duh face.
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>>36025804
I'd still rather not. There's always that chance some cunt will know/ find her and then I'm fucked.
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>>36020127
>cock-tingling finale
>that pepe

best new OP.
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>>36018662
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>>36025378
Put all five greentexts in one picture in an aesthetic way, and it's all yours.
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>>36018662
Wow look at all these cunts memeing it up. He said do the dinosaur at the end hurhurhur we are all so got. Why was this ever a thing??
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>>36029005
You seem upset.
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>>36018558
Kekerino
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>>36018662
Very nice
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>>36029005
Because its implied to be a true story but as soon as you read that line you know its fake
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>>36018662

>I can't fap to this anymore
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In for oldie but goldie memes
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>>36018662
fuck you OP
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>>36018296
Dumbass. Your sister will always be your sister, just do it.

If she's cool she'll even wingman for you
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>>36018620
That's exactly what I was thinking. Great boners either way 2bh
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>>36018662

10/10
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>>36018662
Jesus Christ I keked hard, someone screencap
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>>36018662
I knew it.
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>>36025697
Now this is some rare pasta

>>36025753
>>36025804
You got memed on, friendo.
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>>36018662
ancient and stale
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>>36030882
Are you trying to bamboozle the bamboozler? I wrote this yesterday.
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