Just a reminder that if you didnt have a gf for valentine's day it's because you need to OHP more.
1 plate = 1 gf
I didn't even know it was Valentine's until 3 girls reminded me.
>>36016192
a girls worst fear is to not have a valentines then hear about all her friends dates.
>>36016187
Does it count for any kind of gf or does 1pl8 just = 1 low tier white gf?
How many pl8 if I want qt asian gf?
>>36016205
the more you OHP the higher test your gf
>>36016199
The fuck is with all this no gf shit. All you nigs need to find happiness elsewhere. Personal achievement is way better than a gf, and lifting milestones are the least of it
>>36016199
Uhm, why the everloving fuck would any girl be dateless on valentines?
I mean jesus fucking christ, the woman competing for fattest woman in the world was married AND had a fucking fanclub who paid her money to watch her eat
You mean to tell me there are girls who DONT meet the standard set by the FATTEST woman alive?
>>36016187
>plate OHP
>no gf
???
>>36016187
>tfw 3x5 135 ohp
>>36016199
Pretty sure there are worse things, like having cancer.
My gf doesn't really give a shit about Valentine's. Then again, I'm not American, and basically nobody cares about Valentine's here.
>>36016260
Full ROM?
>tfw can barely ohp 3x5 125
>>36016187
How many plates for gf on squats?
>>36016234
This, full monk-mode!
>>36016187
>tfw shoulder is busted and I may never OHP again
>>36016271
No, if a girl gets cancer, she gets instant sympathy from everyone, people can no longer call her out on anything and she wins all arguments by getting a headache.
Having no valentines is worse.
>>36016187
Lies! I can OHP 1 pl8, and I've never had a gf.
>>36016187
Why don't I have 6 gfs?
>>36016301
3plt squat = 1 bf
>>36016293
You can easily 1rm 1pl8 fag where's your gf?
>>36016418
when was the last time you spoke to a woman other than your own mother anon?
>>36016287
FYROM
>>36016423
cause you cant ohp 6 plate
>>36016187
The fuck is wrong with that dude's nipples?
>>36016423
Youre a lying asshole and i can prove it mathematically
1 plate = 45lbs
Normally people count the plates on one side only, taking this into account we can calculate your claimed OHP
6*2=12 plates
12*45 = 540 lbs
also, lets add in the weight of the bar which is a standard 45lbs aswell
so this totals to 585lbs or 265kg
Highest record i could find was a push press of a guy doing 440 lbs or 200kg
>>36016512
he doesn't have gyno
She talks to me always day after i make progress on ohp. I'm at 90lbs 3x5 OHP atm. I just want her to love me :(
>>36016187
How much is this one pl8 you guys speak of? My gym has different plates so I never know what you guys mean
>>36016617
the big ones
45lb/20kg
>>36016255
3/10's only want to date guys that are 8's or higher.
errybody wants to date a 10 but ain't nobody want to work to make themselves a 10.
>>36016618
Oh ok
I'm starting deadlifting today, gonna have some trainer explain to me good form.
How much should I put on?
I'm starting 5x5 SL, been going for 2 weeks.
>>36016622
Yeah but when they cant they settle for a beta placeholder.
Literally every grill has a bf or has chosen not to have one.
I always sperg out with my friends telling them this completely changes how males and females see reality, but I should stop
>>36016187
Nope, this isn't true sadly.
Hopefully at 2 plaet I'll get a gf ;-;
>>36016622
>3/10's only want to date guys that are 8's or higher.
Yes, this is what they WANT but then they settle for a 7/10 until someone better comes along
there is NO reason for any girl alive today not to have a boyfriend if she wants one
I have a theory and one fucking day im gonna prove it, suicide is the most common cause of death in men below the age of 50 in most countries and im fucking convinced its because of loneliness and depression caused by the disparity in the dating scene
I can't lift my own dick to pee and still have a gf. Stop shielding your fragile selves behind supplements, guys, it's still showing.
>>36016679
I completely agree with you, brah. And when your findings are proven correct(as they will be) I'll begin to bitch slap every bitch to suicide to take some back for the team.
>>36016684
She's going to leave you soon for someone who can lift their dick. And then you'll join that suicide statistic. Enjoy the moment while you can.
>>36016717
The moment has been five years and counting, breh. You all really need to stop seeing relationships as some kind of promotion-driven enterprise.
>>36016679
/fit/ and other obsessions with masculinity are the primary drivers of suicidality in men. Not loneliness, but perceived inferiority.
>>36016844
Im pretty sure its loneliness
When i go to bed at night or try to get work done in the day im not thinking about assholes on /fit/ and what they think but rather that i would kill for a girl to share my evenings with and spend time with
also, women women discard you and reject you, is this not cause for feelings of inferiority?
>>36016644
put on like nothing
>>36016871
I think that guy is absolutely right. The very desire to "get a girl" is coated with toxic notions of what being a man is and what being a woman is. You don't "get" a girl. You meet people, some of which will be women, and some of which will never have anything but a friendship with you, and here's the thing: that's not bad. When that guy talks about masculinity like an obsession is because, when a woman doesn't develop a romantic interest in you, you automatically think you're being humiliated and reduced to a mere "beta orbiter". And no doubt there's some people out there who likes the attention, yeah, but that's just not how most people work. Maybe a woman wants to be friends with you and that's alright. Maybe we fall in love with every girl who gives us attention because we think it's mandatory to have that attention directed at us in order to be a man, and if it turns out the attention was not savage lust, we feel betrayed. It's quite damaging, really.
>>36016271
>normies will never understand tfw no gf
>>36016512
They are not in my mouth
>>36017216
I agree the whole "beta vs alpha" thing is retarded and damaging yes, and not every girl you turn your eyes toward will fall for you and some people just plainly ignore this fact
This forum teems with this shit indeed but there are people who are just...lonely
I can speak for myself only and i know there are girls who arent looking for a guy like me sure, but fuck some days i really really long for a relationship because im sick of being lonely and feeling sad
And yes, ive had a relationship before so i know it to be the cure for these feelings but its impossible to find a girl who is somewhat serious.
Guys expecting to get laid by porn stars every day and have nothing but a good time are in for a surprise and when reality collides with this fantasy depression follows sure
But many, if not most guys out there are prolly like me and have realistic expectations on what a girl will look like but are more interested in her personality and how she complements your own and is fun to be with.
I feel desperation and like a failure since i know its too hard for me to find a girl to spend time with, not because other guys notions about girls
>>36016187
I can't OHP for shit, always my weakest workout. Trying to fix that.
Also I give no shits about V-Day cause I'm fixing myself first.
>>36017291
I've dealt with the reality of eternal loneliness.
Now I just gotta try and not flunk out uni and get a decent degree so that I can move out of this shithole and live on my own and travel
>>36016213
>tfw 205 OHP
>tfw 10% bf
>tfw natty
>tfw no GF
Lies
>>36017315
Yeah, there are a shitton of guys who live this bullshit every day
Im honestly banking on the invention of A.I to solve this problem
Having robots take the place of loving gf when no girls are interested doesnt seem like such a dumb idea desu
It would save a shitton of suffering, from guys end because we wouldnt be lonely and from girls end too because we wouldnt try to hit on them which frees them up to...i dont know what girls want really
>>36016187
Bullshit. I can hit 1.5 plate for a single, and i have been single for 4 years. 4 plate deadlift didnt work either. I think this might be a myth, but i will make up my mind when i hit 2 plate and 6 plate respectively.
>>36016644
Dont listen to the other guy. Put on 4 plates on either side, thats 405 pounds, and just fucking lift it. It will feel like it wont budge, but you just put more effort into it. Your back will start to hurt, but that is just muscle developing. Also, do mixed grip and try to lift with your bicep as well, it will make it even easier.
Seriously? There are 3.5 billion women on earth, and you cant find one. Just lower your fucking standards a little.
>why dont women find me attractive?
>eww, that woman who likes me isnt attractive enough.
You make your own bed, and now you ha e to sleep in it.
>>36017479
But do you believe anon?
>>36017521
I believe i will be hitting 5 plates in a couple of months. I could have a gf at any time, as long as i simply lower my standards for it.
>>36016187
But what happens when you hit 2 gf like pick related?
>>36016187
How many reps? Because I can do 8 with 1 plate and it's not working.
>>36016187
>OHPing 150lbx3 for 5 sets today
>no gf
confirmed false.
>>36016679
>there is NO reason for any girl alive today not to have a boyfriend if she wants one
The same is true for guys, the process is just significantly easier for women (takes no initiation and costs $0)
>>36017649
initiation and financial cost are two very significant reasons to many people. which is kinda the point.
>1pl8 ohp is somehow impressive on this board
low standards
>>36017649
>The same is true for guys, the process is just significantly easier for women (takes no initiation and costs $0)
No, no its not
if a guy asks a girl out it will most likely end in rejection and if he waits for a girl to ask him out...well he is gonna be waiting forever
if a girl asks a guy out it will end positively in 9/10 cases and she can just pick and choose amoung hundreds of guys asking her out
Its not the same, guys have less chances, face higher risks and higher demands
>>36017355
Read the Culture series by Iain M. Banks. You will soon see that the AI will want nothing to do with you if you are so boring that you're banking on AI to make up for the fact that you're uninteresting.
As a plus, reading the book series will make you more cultured (pun intended) which in turn may make you more attractive and intellectually engaging. Sick burn delivered, but with love, faggot.
>>36017728
>if a guy asks a girl out it will most likely end in rejection
Have you tried not being a 2/10 manlet?
>>36016758
>>36016717
Gf of 6 years just dumped me. For no reason at all.
Just that "she needs some time alone" blabla bullshit.
Im very suicidal. Prolly gonna join the statistics yeah.
>Tfw not financially secure to date
>Tfw twin-sister has been hooking-up and jumping from relationship to relationship with no job or even studies. Everything paid by dates.
Tell me with a straight face that the dating scene is not skewed.
>>36017903
Stop worrying about what your sister does or doesn't do. She has her own challenges that you probably aren't aware of and that she keeps to her self.
Let's talk about you for a second. If you aren't financially secure, that's your first challenge: level 1 of the game we call Life: Maslow's Hierarchy edition. Get that taken care of before you worry about level 2, which is getting your dick wet.
>>36016644
I dunno mate, if you were doing SL properly you'd know how much to put on. You should probably read the stronglifts resources before doing the program.
It's the bar with 25lbs plates on each side.
http://stronglifts.com/5x5/#How_To_Get_Started
>>36017986
I know exactly what she's up to, anon. She has her own that's paid by dear ol' Papa. Yet only really uses it for easy flings and resides most of the time with the family because that way she doesn't have to clean up after herself.
All I'm saying is that women don't have to care about finances when it comes to the dating game, it's expected of men to pay.
>>36018125
*Own apartment.
Woops.
>>36016187
Where is my fucking gf you liar
>having a gf
>not leaving humanity behind
Do you even know what year it is
>>36017520
t. Hamplanet Grill
>>36017355
this >>36017838 and watch Her, AI will get sick of you and fug other AI chads
>>36017520
No girl in my 22 years of life has ever shown the slightest sign of interest towards me, directly or indirectly (asking friends)
>>36018312
> No girl in my 22 years of life has ever shown the slightest sign of interest towards me
not much of a life there is it m8
try being interesting
>>36018754
>not much of a life there is it m8
nothing more to add.
>try being interesting
that's tricky
>>36016187
I got 1 plate for 6 reps on v-day. How does that translate to gf status? Is it like 1 gf who is a 6? So if I can get to 10 I'll get 1 gf who's a 10
>>36016622
You right cupid Ronnie
>>36016234
/thread
>>36018303
Did you even watch the movie??
>>36018974
Yes I did
>>36017901
She just wants to fuck someone else.
This girl I was seriously in love with tried to fuck me, but i didn't because she was married to some dude. Then she left him after they had been together like 7 years or something just so she could fuck me, but she didn't want to be with me. Then she kept fucking him and he baby trapped her.
Bitches are stupid.
>>36020338
She wasn't sick of him. The point was the could do multiple things at the same time because AIs are more advanced
>>36021920
she stopped hanging out with joaquino because she was becoming too fast for him and wanted to "explore" with other AIs. And he ended up in a cul de sac with the other autismo girl
>>36016187
i hit 155 ohp yesterday, felt gud
>>36016539
He probably meant he could do one plate for 6, either that or hes retarded.
>>36016187
But anon, I've OHP'D 2pl8 and I still don't have a gf
>>36016234
I need to shoot my semen sumwhere lad
>>36016187
You know, I was having a pretty shit day. But this made me giggle. Thank you, /fit/izen.
I OHP 1 pl8 and I have no gf. You're a liar OP
>>36017323
How long lifting
