> MIRIN THREAD <
> be a friendless caccoon mode lonely guy for past 5 years while lifting for 6
> be walking through street in town one day
> qt chinese foreign student is looking at me
> give her a little corner of mouth smile
> realise im going to end up walking straight past her
> she slows down infront of me and is turning
> ignore her as i walk past craning my neck to flex it like some sort of owl
> havnt had sex in 6 years
whenever i talk to a girl i just try to friendzone her as quick as i can so she doesnt expect me to do anything, its just to comfort me so i dont have to deal with the trickiness handling a conversation with a girl, im so fucking lonely
>>36007263
> give her a little corner of mouth smile
You fucking disgust me, how could you give that much fucking attention and acknowledgement to a female?
Mods have been deleting mirin threads lately. Why is that?
>>36007505
Probably because they use such intensely sexual pictures like the one in the OP
>>36007505
yeah wtf
>be me
>earn lots of money
>like lots and lots
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Pic related bad luck Brian (me)
>lacrosse practice
>hot as fuck
>go shirtless when we're done
>younger sister of a teammate is watching from the stand, she is waiting for him so they can go home together
>I'm talking to said teammate when she approaches to ask him something
>she looks at me
>literally asks her brother why doesn't he have abs like me if we do the same thing
I loled but she's too young desu.
>inb4 b& I'm 18 and a senior.
>>36007668
Terrible
>>36007687
Terrible
>>36007712
Post yours then faggot.
>Tfw you will never be mired by underage b&
>>36007263
>be me
>few years ago, still in highschool
>only lifting for less than a year,ottermode >bigger than most guys in school
>English class
>5/10 black girls grabs my arm out of nowhere
>introduces herself
>awkwardly say "I know" after she says her name
>never talk to her again
>>36007263
>400 lb. hambeast in rural America
>decide to start hitting the gym
>losing weight quickly, but can't deal with hunger
>cope by smoking cigarettes
>keep buying from the same methy cashier at gas station next to gym
>her boyfriend is weird, always hangs out there
>around the 20 lbs. lost mark
>go in to buy smokes
>she starts chatting me up about how good I'm doing
>boyfriend is looking foamy
>y-you too and depart
I fully plan on wrecking this meth whore's asshole one day just so I can tell her weird boyfriend I did it.
>cousin(15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flexes arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"
>723 lbs
>down 20 lbs since October
>pretty close to being shredded
>shopping for second breakfast
>girl looks at me
gonna make it, bros
>be 6'1
>dat jawline
>dat slicked back hair
>leanest with most muscle mass i've ever had
>walk into the bar just smiling and doing nothing else
>immediate attention from all the grills
>slowly make my way to the front of the bar and order a shot
>find myself talking to like 6-7 different girls in about 30 minutes
>take the one i like the best back to my place
holy shit its like i dont even have to try. Feels good man. Sorry uglies and manlets.
>>36008639
p-post picture?
>>36008639
im a slightly below average looking manlet and have no problems getting women. Don't know what your point is.
>>36008639
>6'1
Isn't that an average height? <6'4 master race, get on this level.
>>36008702
the point is your sub human manlet and ugly genetic make up will forever be inferior to my DNA. Womyn literally want my sperm to pass down and carry on the true alpha genes, thus creating superior offspring which satisfies a womyn's happiness and biological needs. Get mad at womyn, not me. I don't even try. I'm thinking about donating some sperm to 3rd world countries just so I can help destroy manlet and ugly genes.
>>36008590
lmao
>>36007687
Are you rich and white by any chance?
>>36008835
>>ITT: pretending to be in God tier height when actually into lanklet, freak territory.
I'm assuming you're just lying about grills talking to you, but on the of chance they do, it's because they want to find out just how autistic you are, senpai
>>36008975
Definitely white. Not sure about being rich as I don't have a private jet.
>>36008987
Lol mad manlet we have here. It's gonna be okay little fella
>>36009030
6'3" aka perfect height aka not freakshow tall
>>36008987
6'-6'2 is literal perfect height.
it's 6'4+ which is lanklet territory. Like I said, I'm not even trying. Womyn literal approach me every night I go out. All I have to do is smile or say hello in a very charming matter. Manlets either have to be rich or be a literal comedian or something. It's Sunday but I don't give a fuck I'm still going out to the bar and once I step into that room with my 6'1 genetics hovering over all the womyn, their panties instantly become wet and from there it's just all small talk before they end up crawling all over my Godly body in my king size bed. Soz, manlets.
>>36009042
You already said you're a slightly below average looking manlet. #Sucks2beU #Talk2TheHand #SorryNotSorry
>>36007825
>fat guy wants to lose weight fast
>starts smoking
>buys cigarettes regularly from someone with a meth hookup
>still just smokes the cigarettes
buy her some meth and wreck that asshole, then meth yourself for weightloss gains.
>>36007263
My dream is to one day be as autistic as you. Being Chad is so fucking boring and easy because girls just keep throwing themselves at me. Sorry if I sound conceited, I just want some tips on this. Maybe I should go gay?
>>36009275
>>36009072
Post face
>>36009288
Nah I'm good. It's 8.5-9/10 though.
>>36009476
Prove it. If you were really as hot as you say you are you would have no problem posting a pic. Unless you're really just projecting
>>36009553
Probably wouldn't be a good idea for my career (financial industry)
>>36009682
Post a pic then full body with face darkened of something breh
>>36009712
Nah I'm good. Thanks for mirin' though.
>be changing clothes at work
>qt walks into back room
>"oh god my eyes"
>she said her eyes were tearing up
>feels good man
:)
>In university survey class
>Dressed fairly nice cause date with grilfriend immidiately after
>Black chick who has a thing for me asks for a hug
>whynot.jpg
>Give her a hug and I hear her deeply inhale
>"Damn you smell so good" she tells me
>I awkwardly thank her
>She then starts feeling my arms and chest
>"And you buff too, damn."
>I quickly break away and leave fleeing the scene leaving a trail of scetti so hansel and gretel can find home.
>>36009985
My dream is to have a high test african-american GF. Even tho is am nordic as fuck, tall, broad shoulder, blue eyes, blond, and have a red beard. I would impregnate her and fail my ancestors.
TFW you live in scandinavia and will never get a sassy, black, wide hipped, big lipped african GF
Beard mires while i was with the wife at Brunch
>Dont have beard braided
>Just in a tie so its very bushy
>At Brunch
>Grabbing me some eggs and sausages for brotein load when this kinda chubby lass comes over with a tray of biscuits
>She fucking stops midway putting the tray in its holder and just stares at me
>I stare right fucking back and she just flicks her eyes around my face
>"... You wanna fight me or something?" Says I
>She snaps out of it and says she was just "taking my beard in and processing it"
> Im just weirded out and laughing while she stutters and starts throwing biscuits in their places
>Wife is standing there behind me with look that says IM STANDING RIGHT HERE, THE SHIT
>>36010040
oh silly sven, in a couple of years there's not going to be other types of women where you live
>>36007381
red pill pls go
>>36008450
Get out
>>36008639
>>dat jawline
I will never know this feel without plastic surgery.
Also
>My teeth are fucked for some reason even though I've been practicing proper dental hygene my entire life
>I have big red lips but I'm the whitest guy you'll ever meet.
Oh well, at least I'm also 6'1".
Fuck people who say genetics don't matter.
>>36010040
>and fail my ancestors.
This is kek
>>36007687
>Lacrosse
Native American sport played by rich white kids that couldn't play football because
>I'm not stupid and don't like ramming my head into others
>>36010040
Is this some kind of joke? Have you walked the streets of our country lately? En neger där, en neger där. Negrer, negrer everywhere.
>>36009985
>damn
love when black chicks say that
>Only get mires from guys at the gym
>Never got mired from girls
>Feeling pretty ugly
>Came to the conclusion I'm just ugly
>Workout became a lot more intense and longer
>Lifts went up
>Feel good after every gym session until I look in the mirror
Lifting will never change how ugly you look
>making out with girl
>she feels my abs and pretends to be washing clothes
>>36009985
Lol black chicks are so easy man. Especially if your white
Not trying to talk down your story, but cmon dude
>>36007263
>implying confidence isn't the reason woman mire 90% of guys
https://youtu.be/WzTSE6kcLwY
>>36010809
Actually I don't play football because that's literally a sport for niggers.
>he is white but thinks he fits in with the 80%+ negro team
PROTIP: you don't.
See this white cuck get sucker punched by a nog while his black football teammates just stand around and watch.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=20f_1429139335
Now get back to brofisting people who don't even like you. I'll stick to based lacrosse where a team is actually a team. Sorry if your "disadvantaged" school district didn't offer you this option.
>>36010813
> en neger dar
What this mean?
>>36010954
"A nigger there, a nigger there" probably.
like in
Ein Neger dort, ein Neger dort ...
>>36007505
mods dont lift so they cant relate
>>36010954
"One negro there". It's a line from a Swedish TV-skit from the 90s. My, how the times have changed
>>36007668
How much is lots and lots?
>>36010986
>tfw nigger and muslim children are now the majority in local elementary schools
Feels like getting fit for race war instead of fun or health.
>>36010986
>"One negro there".
How problematic. I'm glad Sweden has put its racist past behind and has embraced multiculturalism.
>>36010840
A different haircut would help.
>>36007263
How old are you?
>few days ago
>be at my dads retirement ceremony
>tons of fat chair jockeys
>every female is harley-davidson tier gross
>im 6ft 187lbs. probably 1 of 2 /fit/ people in the building.
>i say 1 of 2 because just then a total pseudotight yoga vegan bro walks in and shakes my dads hand
>im going to guess hes around 5'10" 150lbs
>dad introduces me, he shakes my hand and i see him mirin'
>asks how old i am
>suprised when i say 25
>"are you an athlete?"
>felt good man
>>36011033
>not knowing supermang
>rich
>don't even need to work out to get girls
>lift anyway
WHEYMEN MUTANT PRIEST
>>36009072
>>36008835
Did a manlet fuck you and not call you back for you to be this angry at them?
>>36010918
>implying I care about anybody
>Implying the majority of my school isn't white
>implying the sport that owns a day of the week is trash
>implying a sport that nobody cares about and only gets attention in college matter
I inhaled and exhaled desu
>6'4, 250lbs
>210lbs ohp, 300lbs bench, 350lbs squat, 415lbs deadlift(injuries especially knee injuries stealing my leg gains constantly ;_;)
>look relatively muscular
>masculine features(strong jawline, passable facial hair, sturdy facial structure, etc...)
>long, shiny, curly brown hair
>relatively deep voice
>good hygiene
>never get approached by women or asked out
>friend tells me he catches girls looking at me
>every time I make eye contact with a woman she immediately looks away
The fuck am I doing wrong? Like my friends tell me my face is alright, some girls even, and when I show my pic to randoms over the internet they tell me I look okay. Some even say I'm cute. Lot of gay dudes actually. Weird.
It's because my deadlift and squat aren't proportional with my bench and ohp isn't it? FUCK MY KNEES MAN
>>36010863
> Lol black chicks are so easy man. Especially if your good looking
Don't kid yourself here Anon. Your local /fit/izen might be able to attract your average ugly black girl but noway in hell do they get a high test black qt.
>>36011431
You have to approach them...
>>36011488
I do pretty easily if I want lol
>Started working out last week after being a lazy sack of shit since Christmas.
>3 days in to my routine fuck this girl I've been hanging out with lately, fucking all the time now.
T-thanks /fit/.
>out with friends
>go back to girls place with friends
>qts want to go in hot tub
>strip down to boxers
>qts miring
>still can't seal the deal
>>36011431
Like this is my face. Is it really that ugly?
>>36011431
You're 6 foot fucking 4 and 250 pounds. You could break those girls in half - they're terrified of you and that gets their clams clacking mang.
>It's because my deadlift and squat aren't proportional with my bench and ohp isn't it?
It's your lats - it's always the lats.
>>36008639
>slicked back hair
Gay and unoriginal
>>36011571
You sure? Maybe I'm too fat.
>>36011489
But I can't. That's literally the reason I'm just improving myself as much as possible to make up for the fact I can't approach a woman without alcohol.
>at work last night cuz wage slave
>notice girls staring at me through out the day from their cubicles, what's their deal?
>sit next to old lady who always says crazy stories growing up
>laugh sometimes and notice when I do one looks up and smiles.
>feel autismo setting in and look straight avoid eye contact
>see she's still staring in peripheral vision and finally look at her
> she smiling hard
>I smile and pretend I didn't see her.
> well that was weird
>go home and realize what sunday is
fucking women.
>>36008639
>guaranteedreplies.xml
>>36011597
See, here's the thing. You're tall so you have no idea the animal terror that tall people instill in short people - especially when you have a foot or more on them.
>Be 6'2"
>In LA - manlet mestizos as far as the eye can see
>Feel like the king of the jungle
>Head into this bar one night and every other patron is 6'5"+ - even the women
>It felt like I was in elementary school again
>No play from them amazonian qt's
It's primal, mang. It's why most manlets online are so angry and depressed.
> be at a drink with mates and their gf's
> my gf isn't there because she isn't real
> get drunk af
> catch a train back to mine
> just chillin, beer pong and Kings cup
> start giving shit to our mate who thinks he's huge
> tells me I'm not any bigger than him
> is true
> but for whatever reason. I'm a gun at pull ups
> we're all even more wasted at this point
> fuck it, I take off my shirt
> remember that I'm like 20% body fat and look like ass
> lol whoops
> can't turn back now
> face away from the group and flex the only impressive muscles I have
> the good ol lats
> Lat spread as hard as I can
> fuarking juicy
> everyone is amazed at how wide they are
> I'm still embarrassed as fuck about my body
> we're outside at this point
> by God's grace a strong gust of wind comes
> use my flying squirrel lats to fly away
> fly interstate
> never talk to them again
> start a family in Iowa with my fellow squirrels
>>36011488
I never said attractive I said white. Anon in the story never said high test he said black. Pls stop white knighting on a Mongolian noodle inspecting forum
>>36008450
hot
>>36007263
>Shoulder day
>Suddenly my grill crush that I haven't seen comes up to me, we chat sometimes so we're friends
>Grill crush looks even more muscly and looking great
>"Hey cheekie, I haven't seen you in a while. Wow you got so big"
>"Heya, t-thanks. Y-you look great too, you gained more muscle"
>"Yeah me and my dauther's father (her bf) broke up so I have been busting my ass in the gym"
>we chat for couple of mins
>"But wow cheekie... your shoulder got so big."
>Rubs my shoulder slowly
>I spill my ramen all over the place
>manage to not to be a complete autist and end the conversation
What the hell I never had a grill crush till /fit/.
>>36007263
I can confidently say I've reached at least a 9/10 body. With a shirtless pro pic I can literally message this to any girl and about 1/4 of them are down to meet up and fuck that same night.
>>36011567
You're not ugly. Maybe you look a lot fatter than you think you do?
>>36011736
Another example
> In b4 black girl
You owe it to yourself to fuck every race at least once in your life.
>>36011748
He's got a pervasive autism look to him though.
>>36011736
Post bio and pics
>>36008450
>>36011706
>What the hell I never had a grill crush till /fit/.
Wait, wait, so you were gay BEFORE coming here? And this place straightened you out?
>>36011757
You can get cute black girls, but tf is that creature. Did you really spend all those hours lifting to put your dick inside that?
>>36007709
>>36007712
Terrible
>>36011777
Wait, wait, so you think there is only males lurking on this board?
>>36011806
Whatever bro. My kill count is now 10 this school year. Considering I never got laid a year ago, I'm happy with any pussy. My standards were incredibly low, but they're somewhat higher now.
>>36011757
>dreads
>>36011757
is that even a person let alone one of the female gender
>>36011874
Nigs got good dick sucking lips
>>36011865
Are you really happy though bro? Would you not have rather had that one qt who sends you all kinds of feels, than banging all this average pussy
>>36011757
This is b8
>>36011926
I've got a thing for black chicks too but dreads are nasty, man.
>>36011932
Obviously I'd rather have a girlfriend. But
I honestly don't even know how to start a serious relationship. I'm 20 and have never had a girlfriend. I have horrible anxiety and I'm on antidepressants as well. I can hardly communicate any of my emotions to anyone, and I truly feel like only 3-4 people actually know the true me.
I never got laid once during high school or my freshman year of college, so I decided I had to make a serious life change to improve my overall look. I was never out of shape, but now I'm incredibly cut.
Unfortunately lifting will only get you so far if you're still autismo. It will get me cheap pussy where all I have to do is swipe right, but when it comes to communicating my feelings towards anyone I'm lost. There's a reason I'm here at 6:30 on Valentines Day.
>>36011858
MIAMI
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>>36011865
Disgusting
>>36011993
You remind me a lot of myself breh. I'm not the right person to give you relationship advice but I'd say you definitely shouldn't lower your standards. Know your value bro. Be positive, it will get better. Keep lifting and making those social gains. We're all gonna make it
>>36012063
Thanks man. I just worry time is running out, I'm graduating in a year and I have no clue what I'm doing in life. I was having suicidal thoughts at least 5 times a day and started taking antidepressants 3 months ago. While the suicidal thoughts are now limited to once every few days, I still don't think I ever made the life improvements I wanted. Now I'm just kinda "ok" with my shitty life.
>>36011757
ITT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism
>>36008450
"stabil"
>>36011679
well i for one enjoyed your yarn
>>36012101
You just need to change your outlook/perspective on life. Get some freinds. Go outside. Do some shit that makes you happy. All this depression bullshit is just self loathing. Don't be a sad cunt, don't like your life? Make it better only you can.
I recommend reading mark mansons models and book of pook, helped me get my shit together
>>36012212
Thanks man
>>36011706
>women with a child
Hit that shit raw dog and bail.
>>36007263
Is this body achievable natty?
>>36010809
>>I'm not stupid and don't like ramming my head into others
That's a valid fear. We all know a few high school/college football players who got knocked a little too hard a few too many times.
I'm not going to risk my IQ over a fucking game.
>>36007712
>>36007709
terrible
>>36007668
>6 weeks into lifting
>being anything but DYEL
You look like shit. She thought you were a sperg.
If people are not complimenting you or asking if you just came from the gym, you're fucking DYEL.
>>36011488
>Be in party
>High test black girl is there
>Say nothing to her
>All night
>She lets everyone know she's out for the night
>Grabs my ass on the way out the door
They're literally that easy. I'm not even pretty looking (though I'm masculine).
Also
>Tell friend about it later
>Turns out she has a sugar daddy
>Only a couple people know
Seriously, whores these days man
>>36011655
Second this
>6'1
>Wear army boots because it's snowy and icy
>To the bar (yeah cheeky)
>1 Inch sole
>Now I'm 6'2 bitches
>Mires and manlet fear increase at least 20%
Seriously, what a difference. Made me appreciate the original 6'1
>cousin (25) explains "pecs!" and grabs my ass 10-20 seconds
>tell her those are in fact glutes
>tell her I've been working out
>flex biceps
>asks if I've been working out
>tell her once again I've been working out
>"oh my god"
>holds my dick as we walk along the street with our mom later that day
>touches my calves at dinner
>"liquid"
>>36011431
why would you post your lifts? theyre really shitty
>>36009072
this guy
>>36007263
>be me
>arnold blueprint gains starting to show
>hooking up with qt3.14
>all throught she saying things like "wow anon your arms are huge" and "omg anon you have such strong thighs"
>mfw
>just bought a gym membership
>plan to use it on thursday
next day
>getting my midnight snack at del taco
>need gas
>go to the gas station and get out
>see a girl
we're all gonna make it
>>36013578
At the very least, we can all agree that this story is true
>>36011431
>friend tells me he catches girls looking at me
>every time I make eye contact with a woman she immediately looks away
that means they're attracted ya dingus
>be with a girl after fucking
>We start discussing what we really like to see in a potential partner
> She tells me that I'm pretty much her exact type and that I'm the best looking guy she's been with
> mfw I'm still dyel as fuck
> mfw this isn't even my final form
> mfw I'm a physical disspointment to myself and somehow the opposite sex finds me attractive.
>>36011567
if you're concerned with looking good, you might want to shave off your creepy facial hair and do something about your greasy hair while you're at it. it's not especially flattering on you, and the combination of that with your body from some 5'6"chick's perspective and your resting expression in these pictures prooobably sends threatening/potentially rapey vibes.
that is to say, i don't think it's your body, dude. cut a bit if you're worried about your body, but more importantly get a haircut and put on a clean new outfit and smile and you'll probably do a lot better
>>36010978
This
>>36013726
I don't understand /fit/.
I want this mentality. It would motivate me. Right now I look in the mirror and I see a beast, but then I take a picture and see a DYEL.
Maybe I'll just look at pictures of myself.
>>36011567
smile a little, especially when looking at the people checking you out.
>cute girl at taco bell smiles a lot and flirts with me whenever i go in there
feels good to make it bros, you're time will come. Just keep lifting and believing.
>>36013852
how long after you go to taco bell does the diarrhea hit
>>36011567
This face(the expression) plus your height and weight, you got a whole WWE look going.
>>36009872
don't you look like absolute shit?
>>36011029
1/10 bait
>>36011567
Terrible. Get a normal haircut you look like the hacker from kung fury, no you're not a dark age Viking you're an internet age american
>In Russia for an 8-week "business" trip
>qt Russian devushkas everywhere
>Bring an 8/10 with 3/10 English to my room
>Shirt comes off
>"Oi...you have...emm...sport body"
>What?
>"You have...your arms and body very...emm...look stronk"
>This was before I even really lifted weights seriously. At the time, all I did for exercise was surf and ride BMX.
>be me
>just got out of gym
>change into normal clothes
>need groceries just down the street
>8/10 30 something chick side job employee at check out
>she makes small talk smiling shy
>extra careful with the way she carries herself now that i'm here
>me be relaxed and normal
>she starts swiping everything all slick
>gets too slick and sends glass jar of jelly flying
>run like 3 steps and catch it before it's on it's downfall
>"wow... that was really fast"
>fuck yeah bitch
>show now emotion and give her a couple second smile
>she feels intimidated and stupid
>"i-i didn't mean to throw your food. s-sorry."
>slowly blink and tell her it's all right with a slight smile
>blushes and is all smiley
>looking down she mumbles some shit after the check out and then we lock eyes and i give her a wink
>she blushes and kinda gets back to work
>"mumble um ok mumble if you need anything mumble ok um mumble ok bye..."
>as i walk away
>>36013872
not the previous guy but i never get diarrhea from taco bell. when i usually order a grande meal some potatoes and maybe a drink. honestly my stool has been softened and looks more mexican but never the shits. alcohol gives me the shits but others it does not. i apply this with fast food sessions.
>>36011775
Scottish shrek is my goal body
I've had girls grab my ass before and one girl walk up to me and grab my chest. I always turn them down because I'm autistic, but something tells me I'm a fool for not doing anything about it.
>>36014406
I had a girl grab my ass before I even started lifting
I have superior ass genetics
>>36010040
>My dream is to have a[n] african-american GF
holy shit, you just made a black anon kek hard
>>36014406
>>36014707
Girls slap my ass
What the fuck, do they think we find it arousing?
>>36014707
same, bbc genetics/10
>>36013989
>>36010040
SWEDEN YES
That's awesome bro. You're playing right into the Jewish plot for European mongrelization and you're proud of it. That's so fucking progressive!
>catch girl eyeballing me
>girl takes bench next to mine
>girl asks for lifting advice
>starts chatting
>give her a wet noodle handshake and nervous introduction
>ask her number, i get it, "but i have a boyfriend"
>>36007263
>qt talks to me
>no idea how to relate to women, so I default to talking to a bro mode
>ayy m8, cunt, bro, fuckin oath
>qt thinks shes in the friend zone
how do I fix this shit? I know what I have to do, but speaking like this is my only way of preventing spaghetti spillage...
>>36014229
REAL HUMAN BEING
>>36011033
NY please go
>>36010582
>wanna fight me or something
are you real
>>36014229
a wink
nigga i've tried that shit so many fucking times and people think i've got fucking palsy or something
>>36015792
>preventing spaghetti spillage
let the spaghetti fall
>>36016264
LET THE SKETTI HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE SKETTI HIT THE FLOOR
>>36016276
>>36007263
> realise im going to end up walking straight past her
> she slows down infront of me and is turning
> ignore her as i walk past craning my neck to flex it like some sort of owl
How are you supposed to handle this situation though
What do you say to a girl walking in the opposite direction and mirin but with no context? Pls help
>>36012949
> u n d e r r a t e d
>>36007668
How was your salary relevant in any way? Besides, you are dyel-mode, because you've only been lifting for six weeks. Also, memes. Pls go.
>>36016314
slap her ass after she walks past you, ofc
fuken vergins, this isn't r9k
>>36010040
You are a disgrace to your race. I'm not joking, I despise people like you.
>>36012949
bretty good
>>36010040
i bet you like getting cucked too, and would love seeing ur shaniqua getting destroyed by her cousin dindu with his 2 ft long schlong diddly dong
>>36010582
>"... You wanna fight me or something?"
Funny, but lost credibility, even for a /fit/ story
>>36011567
>grills not wanting to sleep with Claudio Sanchez
Pretty much got told to fuck off today when I tried talking to a woman at work.
She then walked past an hour or so later and gave a pained smile and wave. Not sure what that means.
>>36017547
She's a bitch ofc. Maybe she wasn't in the mood or whatever but don't approach her again
>>36017567
She (and I) suffers from chronic depression. She said "I don't want to talk to anyone today, sorry." Still pretty hurtful, since I thought we were becoming friends.
>>36011233
Family is rich, I still lift so I become ultimate chad
>>36007768
IKTF
>on birthday of m8s gf
>m8s gf has other female friend
>seen her like 5 times before at festivals, she always looked sober
>custom 3x kiss on cheek, and "grats on your friends birthday" she was like wtf at first didnt think too much of it cause hey already on the crossroads
>after that introduces herself
>bertstare at her for 2 secs before saying "I know"
>go and grab my beer
>figure if she cant remember my name after 5 times she wouldnt be interested
>shame cause she was the qtest there, set sights for someone else, no luck
>later through gf of m8 found out she was interested but shy cause of my assertiveness with the cheek kissing
>she didnt remember me cause drugs
>mfw she lives on the other side of the country so wont be seeing her again any time soon so no flirting
>mfw
>>36017598
And you want to be freinds with this nutjob?
>>36017711
She is very pretty. And I make poor choices.
>>36013797
I usually keep a 5'o'clock shadow. I don't grow my facial hair out. That's literally like 2 weeks of growth. I find I look better with some hair than completely clean shaven though. Also my hair isn't greasy. That's what healthy hair that isn't wiry and burnt is supposed to look like.
>>36013842
Also, I usually smile at people, but I go to a uni with a lot of feminists in it so they probably just hate me by default. Dunno.
>>36014091
SHUT UP
>>36013443
Only been lifting for a year and I stated I had multiple injuries that impeded my progress.
>>36013708
Why am I still a 23 year old kissless virgin then?
>>36007263
Can't help mirin' this guy at my gym he is just insanely good looking. Hair, face, body, incredible.
See him outside the gym one day, immaculate suit, beautiful overcoat.
Yesterday see him come out the showers and nearly faint. chiseled abs, long hard legs and a big dick.
no homo.
>>36011567
The facial hair is the only real issue. get it cut or gro it out way more.
>>36011567
you look like a WWE star or a metalhead or something
shave, get a stylish haircut, and lose weight because you have some residual babyfat on your face
you're not a bad looking dude you just have poor grooming
>>36018407
I am a metalhead, though. I also have an undercut, it's just grown out a little right now.
>>36018346
I already keep it shorter than that. My facial hair looks like shit when I grow it out because bad genetics.
>>36011757
need to see your photo for future tinder endeavors
>grats on your friends birthday
>>36013836
Real Eyez Realize Real Liez
>be wearing pic related at ralphs yesterday
>just got it out of the dryer so it's fitting pretty tight
>get my shit for a Valentine's brunch with my gf and a bunch of our friends
>cashier asks for ID, mentions that her son was born the same year as me but he still looks like a kid compared to me
>I laugh and feel myself blush
>she asks "so how the heck do you get that big? I mean you look great, really"
>blush even harder and say going to the gym is just fun, more than anything else
>at tap house with besties
>walk past a group of guys and hear a second later "jesus that's a big boy"
>look at them to see who they're talking about
>they all look away all at once
Lel
>friend brings up pl, asking if I am going to nationals
>explain I missed class I classification by 5lbs
>grill asks that percentile class I is, explain that it's 80th
>she says it's terrifying that there are people bigger than me in those competitions
>hanging out with besties and one of their gfs at their place
>start playing with the dog, hear buddy's gf say "holy shit anon you have an hu-fucking-mongous ass." She then asks my buddy and me if she can squeeze it
>we both agree it's not weird
>"holy shit! Come here and feel his ass, this is ridiculous"
>next day I get a text from my buddy that he wants me to teach him and his gf how to lift
>at brunch yesterday with a bunch of couples and my gf
>"yeah man just on that never ending quest to look like anon- I mean look at him."
>laugh it off, this guy is already pretty aesthetic with a gorgeous wife
>caught a foreign exchange student grill filming me from off to the side, she was sitting at a bench laying her phone down on the side and holding up to try and slyly film me
>I'm doing back extensions with 3 45s in my hands to wrap up a day of squats and deads
>turn my head to the side and notice her filming me, so I just held it at the top for a second
>she turns bright fucking red and sheepishly walks over to her friend
Top kek
>>36020260
That back is looking juicy, bro. Fuarrk
>>36020260
Stats?
Fraud?
>>36020375
220/335 (comp paused)/460/600
6'3"/6'4" 240 lbs
No
>>36020315
Thanks mang
>hitting triceps, some overhead extensions
>guy I see occasionally says that I'm looking big
>yeah? Thanks. Not feelin too big though haha
>haha nobody ever feels big
We're all gonna make it, lads
>>36020399
How long you been lifting?
>>36020260
what pants anon? those look like my wrangler relaxed fit which are my favorite because they fucking fit my quads and my waist comfortably.
you look like someone who has the answers I seek to not wearing shorts 90% of the time
>>36020473
Lucky, actually. Worn them most of the time for two years now. Almost time to replace them. I have to buy size 36 now and get them taken in :(
>>36020470
2.5 years Tbh
>>36020260
Is it wrong that I want my butt to get so big and juicy that I get groped?
>>36020512
damn, looks like I'm doomed. 67in manlet so my last shopping experience had me getting a pair that fit my waist and quads, but I had to get the inseam shortened
>>36020512
>boardshorts
>natty
>2.5 years
comon man
>>36020822
I've been off for a year now. I'm not going to say I'm fraud anymore
And yes, two and a half years is right btw
>>36007263
>> be a friendless caccoon mode lonely guy for past 5 years while lifting for 6
dude the end goal of cocoon mode is to eventually become a butterfly..
>>36020962
so if lance armstrong doesnt do roids anymore, can he say he didnt cheat during the tour de france?
if you build mass with roids, you are a fraud...just saying.
>>36020962
Yeah but it's 2.5 years and took gear, so it's not really 2.5 years.
Like my bench and ohp is almost the same as yours and I've been training for 1 year and am natty.
>>36020962
its been 7hrs since my last pin, so I'm pretty sure I can claim natty as well, since I keep telling myself "that was the last one"
>>36020399
you did test dont say ur not fraud lmao
>>36009020
So... Yes and yes.
>2 years ago best friend takes me to the gym, go everyday before work.
>6 months in, friend injures back at work. Stops going while I continue.
>About a year later, pretty fit now.
>Best friend's wife's birthday party.
>Everyone is hammered
>Best friend is hitting on 2-3 of his wife's friends.
>She sits next to me after I finish a conversation.
>While looking at husband she says "He's hitting on them because they are more attractive than me"
>She is a milf, 8.5/10 in my book, got fit after having 2 kids.
>"No, you're easily the best looking one here"
>Puts her hand on my biceps then quads "I wish best friend would have kept working out".
>Best friend yells across the room "You guys are getting pretty close"
>Move to the other side of the couch
Good thing we were all drunk, hasn't come up since.
>>36007381
Disregard females? Enjoy not having sex,
>>36012212
Seconded.
this was back in my teens
>be hot
>be 6.3
>have big muscles
>at a party on the porch smoking
>wearing a tanktop
>some dude walks up to me
>tells me his female friend thinks I'm hot
>tells me she would love if I walked up to her and flexed my bicep for her
>expected the dude to be joking
>do it
>chick loves it
>we make out
>we start dancing
>she wanted to dance to shitty rap
>fuck no
>leave party
>>36010840
We are gonna make it.
>>36015026
"I'm not the jealous type"
>>36020260
Boardie you remind me of Thad off of BMS.
>>36020260
you look huge
ever been in a fight?
>>36007263
>Friendless
>whenever i talk to a girl i just try to friendzone her as quick as i can
Are you lying to us before or are you lying to us now?
>>36010812
more like this
>>36007687
>mfw niggers are invading Lacrosse now
>mfw some nigger school in Commiefornia started the first D-1 nigger team in Lacrosse
Looks like it's time you pussies moved to Hockey
>>36023682
>Hockey
I don't live in the Canadian tundra.
>>36010582
>Having a Beard before 40
>Not a nord
>Living in the west and not Eastern Europe
Kill yourself for being a hipster
>>36022505
not having sex was part of the plan
>drinking at bar with my class mates
>this one girl is already drunk(solid 7/10, but petite)
>sitting near me talks random shit
>I am drunk af and notice her feeling my legs
>wtf.jpg
>Shocked how big my legs are, start feeling my hamstrings, glutes and abs
>later she says she is baffled how thick I am and gave me her number
>jokes on her I don't fuck petite girls
Point of the story, girls just dont love big arms, chest etc... I don't remember how many times girls told me how much of a great ass I have, women don't crave for shredded 5% bodybuilders, they love them thick bodies.
>>36023805
You are generalizing from one girl, idiot.
>I don't remember how many times
If you don't remember why should I believe you?
>>36022447
He's still a dick
>>36011567
Nigger go clean shaven and cut your hair short, slick it back
Otherwise you come off as full autism, also hair that curly and anything but short looks disgusting to most people
>>36020962
You look good, but you're as natty as NattyGraham.
>>36011706
>Crushing on a woman that wants to be a man
>Crushing on a single mom
Kill yourself degenerate
>>36017598
it's almost like the NPCs in Game of Life have their own shit going on, anon
>>36023775
well whats the next step in your master plan?
>>36014192
>all I did for exercise was surf and ride BMX.
Beachrat commiefornian confirmed
>>36024000
you seem mad
>>36017660
>Mackin on a mates girl
You're a piece of shit
>>36022641
You're a good egg
>>36023705
And I live in Florida yet we have one of the largest and most widely used Hockey training arenas in the NHL
>>36024051
Not at all, just hate dudebro culture
If this was 2005 or prior I would actually have no problem with it in the slightest
But just like porn, you outsourced yourselves by spreading the culture and it killed it
>>36016314
Have you tried "hello" that line usually opens up a dialog
>>36024056
Can you read?
>>36007263
>be at monthly USMC poolee function this saturday
>improve my abysmal IST scores from last month (last month was my first IST, so of course I didn't knock it out of the park)
>after the IST the recruiters usually have some fun but educational activity planned
>they decide to hold a mock Combat Fitness Test
>on ammo presses, I got 80 lifts. On the 880 yd sprint I got 2:52 as my time
>finally get to the course, which is little over half the length of the real thing
>everyone is fucking up, they can't zig zag around the cones, when they do the low crawl their asses are always in the air
>my turn comes
>I sprint around the first cone, then drop on my stomach
>I'm low-crawling like a goddamn centipede
>My recruiter and the recruiter timing the course are in disbelief at how fast I'm running the course, since I'm one of the weaker performers at the station
>slow down when I get to the zig-zag cones
>reach my partner, pick him up for the drag
>make it to the end of the zig zag with my partner, pick him up for the fireman carry
>race to the end of the course, pick up the two ammo cans and sprint back to the zigzags
>reach the end, three push-ups, pick the cans back up and sprint to the finish.
>people start nicknaming me "Beast Mode" or "Beastley", after my last name, Beasley
felt breddy gud
>>36008835
either this is pasta or your autism is showing
>>36023367
Nah never been in a fight since I started lifting. Don't see the point most of the time Tbh
>>36010840
cutting that hair would raise you 2 whole points
>in college gym today
>doing shoulders and triceps today
>knocking out 125 on OHP
>girls basketball team comes in before practice and use machines
>qt blondes and black girls notice me
>"damn, look at dat white boy!"
>"he's lifting more than I weigh"
>crack a smile
>in between sets a blonde girl walks past me several times to the water fountain
>always looks in my direction when she gets there to see if I was checking her out
>this continued on for my entire workout
Not sure what the fuck this was, so I'll let you be the judge /fit/
>Be at work leaving for the day
>Take off work shirt because I don't want customers asking me for help
>Walk through hallway to clock out
>qt latina new coworker standing in hallway on her phone
>See a couple other guys walk by her and she doesn't do anything
>I walk by and she darts her head up
>Says some shit about boys being so dumb, and then calls me dumb
>Somehow I don't spaghetti or flip out. Give a smirk instead and ask how she got to that conclusion
>She just says boys are dumb again
>"Hi, I'm Femanon, soon to be single"
>Reaches out to shake my hand
>"I'm anon, I'm already single, and if boys are dumb, girls are evil"
>She's still holding my fucking hand
>"How do you get that conclusion?" She tries to flip on me
>Forgot what else we said, but she holds her phone up and says she's got an example of a dumb boy
>I hold my phone up and say I have an example of an evil girl
>She's still holding my goddamned hand
>"You should leave her"
>"You should leave him"
>She looks at me for a second and gives a half smile like she's considering it
>Simultaneously realize that for a second we've both been completely silent and she has to start work
>"You can let go of my hand now"
>"You let go of mine"
And that's my story /fit/. I'm probably not going to go for it. If I did it would be for casual fucking since she's gonna be on the rebound. I just wonder if that meant she was making a move.
>>36010840
Get a haircut for starters.
Or at least get that shit centered.
I got a rediculous amount of mires in high school when I went from fat to fit. Helped that I was considered the smartest person in my grade next to some chick who was autistic and knew six languages.
>>36025188
Not at all. You didn't stand a chance. This is what girls do when IN relationships. It's happened to you too, I promise.
Girls get mad over the dumbest shit, and then fantasize about "sticking it to you" by letting some other guy stick it to them.
She'll later tell you about her flirtatious experience by saying something like "this guy I work with keeps hitting on me"
I've found that all girls do this to some degree, and the best way to react is to act like they just told you the most uninteresting story. And then that they should go for it. It really puts them in their place for being insecure to begin with. This of it like double jeopardy.
If she makes you out to be so bad she flirts with other guys to get a rise from you, then just be that bad.
>>36016211
I said it in like a half joking way just to snap her the hell out of it
>>36023759
>>36016524
>>36017547
Swear on me mum. Happened at Granite City in wichita during valentines day brunch
>>36022447
You didn't do anything wrong...
>>36008450
lmao i started this meme and i couldnt even remember the original, thanks anon
>>36010840
Fix your haircut
>girl looks at me at the gym
>automatically wonder whats on my face or what stupid thing did I do this time
its bad bros. i am invincible to good feels
>Been working out for 2 months
>Keep getting girls looking then looking away three times in quick succession
>Used to get girls looking before but never like this.
>>36011993
that was a suprisingly selfware and honest answer
>girl at work keeps pushing her chest into the side of my arm at random times when ever we are talking to each other killing time
I'm too autisitc what the fuck do I do brehs
I have no social skills
I like it but idk
I think she does it with a lot of people but I've just been pretending that it's not happening and continue talking
Also mirin stories
>walking to my car after gym
>some Jesus dude walks up trying to convert me to some religion or something
>goes off from his spiel to tell me I have nice legs
>t-thanks rippetoe
Funny thing is my legs aren't even big or strong they just look that whey when I wear black joggers basically yoga pants for guys without showing bulge or being skin tight perfect for showing off legs
Pic unrelated
>>36025181
mires at 125 ohp? I need to workkout at your school
>>36026367
>small local college
not like anyone really benches over 1 pl8 either.
>>36026389
Shouts out to your juco for even having a rec then
>>36026402
it's literally a 25'x 25' room with an ancient power rack, a row of dumbells (just one per size), a few machines, and the rest of the room is treadmills.
it's like a hotel gym, but at a college. It's sad and pathetic, and I can't believe I pay a $100 a semester for this shit.
>>36026351
when she does that again, put your arm around her and she will press her bosom against your body.
>>36011858
sensitivity to being touched is one of the marks of autism
