Why even come to /fit/ if no humor thread? Without it it's just people complaining about vegans, and CBTs.
The whole fucking board is /fit/ humor bro. Just open up a random thread and prepare your sides.
I laughed harder at that guy getting banned from his gym for masturbating than I have at any humor thread ever
Going to try and find some oldies.
>>35951877
I miss these kinds of threads
NOT UR PERSONAL ARMY mentality ruined the potential for a lot of humor
>>35951783
kek thanks for the throwback
>>35951920
Oh fuck, it's been a while
>>35951955
Oh god that story, reminds me of the one where the crazy fat chick stabbed the girl in the wheelchair.
>>35951105
>it's just people complaining about vegans, and CBTs
Don't forget invading /pol/cucks ruining every other thread.
What's the point? It's just reposting the same 100 images in every thread
Captcha: RUE TYRONE
Gone but not forgotten.
>>35952075
No, I am specifically posting some of these because I never see them
>>35952096
Holy shit my sides
>>35952121
That's actually a 10/10 insult by that guy.
>>35952132
You should check out the rest of his stuff, he is goddamn hilarious.
>>35952096
>>35952096
What is that guys name? He is horrible
>>35952170
That's Roger Estep.
>>35952169
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>>35952120
I saw that same shit once! People should learn to lift without a pussy pad
>>35952170
That's Lenny aka Big Lenny aka Fat Fucking Lenny aka King Gym Rat.
From Delray Misfits.
>>35951300
Agreed, the real comedy is all around us. The humor threads are mostly just screen shots of /fit/ threads and a few shitty comics and pics that get posted in every single thread at this point
>>35952112
>>35952233
And yet these are already stale
>>35951105
If I wanted humor I'd just ask you what your one rep maxes are.
>>35952004
Thanks I was looking for this for Valentine's Day
>>35952233
Slow down there, bitching about a lack of oc without contributing any yourself is one of 4chans oldest traditions
>>35952332
"humor"
>>35951920
what am I looking at here
>phylloquinone
>menaquinone
0 results
>>35952197
I dont even understand why they need it, I never used it. I do feel my skin in that area drier and a little bit harder maybe
>>35952913
Miring that comment
>>35951690
When will they learn
>>35951964
>LMAO1JAP
Chinese mafia mires
>at work (Chinese restaurant)
>have to go to a party after work at 1am to keep connections with the Chinese supplier good
>all Chinese restaurants get their shit from this company owned by the Chinese underworld bro's
>fucking 1 hour drive
>get there, awkwardly meet the boss (actual fucking boss)
>dude is worth over 2 fucking billion €€
>sits there in a fancy suit smoking grass
>everyone has to bow down and pay homage to Chinese supreme leader
>he asks who the fuck I am (through a translator)
>bow, my boss tells him that I'm the strongest person he knows and that I'm a former commando
>calls for 4 rice bags f 20 kg to be hauled out of the kitchen
>tells me (no shit) to lift that above my head to prove myself
>now in my time at the commandos I've seen some shit and experienced a lot of things, but my spidey senses tingled and warned me to do as he says
>I can easily c&j 140 kg but that's a fucking bar, try it with 4 loose fucking rice bags
>manage to do some weird Hercules lift ad then just throw all the bags above my head at once
>one bag breaks and rice is everywhere, but I get applauding chinks who are amazed at my strength (top kek I'm dyel)
>he snaps his fingers and a QT3.14 escort/waitress in a bikini cleans it all
>get a nickname "zhû"
>means pig / strong man (thnx Chen fuck you)
>at the end I get €300 in cash by some dude who said the boss was pleased
>m-mirin
100% real story tho, for all Dutch bro's: all Chinese and Japanese restaurants (owned by Chinese chinks) have to pay homage to that person once every few months because he gives them good deals (chink only)
Shit happened in Utrecht at a sasha bar that's shut down now (kek) thanks to some Turks. Don't remember the name but ask your chink boss who works at a restaurant if he knows "the man with five sons" and you will have my story confirmed
>95 kg 15% bf 190 cm
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>>35951919
It's obvious samefag but I don't even care. For great justice.
