Post screens of you making it because apparently no amount of lifting fixes autism
>Inb4 fries and emojis. bitches apparently loved both of these things.
>>35945651
Bitches be cunts, yo.
No way you can fix that shit, nigga.
>>35945651
what the fuck.
>>35945651
I can't even begin to analyze what the fuck is going on here
>>35945861
Me neither. Very confused.
>>35945674
>>35945757
What happened?
>>35945651
I always do the shy little kid method as a intro and as the conversation continues I start acting like a cunt that leads to sex.
works everytime
>>35946138
lol did you smash tho
Pt. 1
>>35946159
Whenever I read these I understand why so many posters on fit seem to think girls are retarded
These convos are always with such basic bitches that even when you drop your spaghetti you could probably just pick it back up, put it on a plate and serve it to her as gourmet
>>35946194
Jesus Christ
What are you even doing
>>35946216
How the fuck did you pull that off
>>35946216
Stop texting this bitch so much. Talk to her for like 3 messages then set up a date near your place so you can take her there after. It's not rocket science
>>35946253
she sounds crazy anon. approach with caution and a condom
>>35946253
>2014 message sent
>2016 Screenshot
That's the only girl who's shown interest in you in the last 2 years isn't it? Don't lie
>>35946321
Lmao
>>35945651
every time I see those fucking emojis I'm re-en-gladdened that I've checked out of the market completely
fuck that retarded shit
While we're on the topic of girls
>be me, autistic virgin
>signed up to do speed dating tomorrow
>absolutely terrified
Any advice?
>>35946321
English is not my 1st language and all the other screenshots I could post are in french. Let's see what YOU got
>>35946378
Don't do online dating. I pick up sluts at clubs
>>35946387
well then you're in wrong fucking thread nigga, go back to CBT
>>35946378
Postem. Je parlais François.
>>35946387
>>35946420
thats ocb you faggot
>>35945911
Please elaborate anon
>>35946138
>>35946190
This bitch thirsty as hell
>>35946426
It's tinytrip.
>>35946211
>you could probably just pick it back up, put it on a plate and serve it to her as gourmet
holy fuck my sides
>>35946176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQd5OEl1W-Q
>>35945651
>>35945846
>>35945879
My collective niggas. I had her friend give me her number and that's how the conversation has went. 4 messages in and I feel like I sound autismo. What do to salvage this?
>>35946519
>had her friend
>give her number
>you already went autismo before you thought you went autismo
Are you in 5th grade and cant ask a girl for her number or something
you fucked up by not getting the number personally
>>35946540
We all were hanging out and she asked about me after, so her friend gave it to me.
Chill pham.
>>35946558
From what I can tell, you have stage 5 critical autism, it's time to give the fuck up, I have no idea what the fuck you're saying in that text. They only thing you can do now is, throw everything into the bucket and just ask if she's dtf.
wait but the promise was that after making it bitches would be all over
what is this shit
>be aesthetic and attractive
>been told on almost every occasion that I have the worst resting bitch face ever and always look pissed
>too autistic to approach
>6'2 200 lbs low bf%
fuck
>>35946635
what is alcohol
>>35946635
are you a virgin? how old are you? when was the last time you went on a date?
>>35946668
I'm actually not a virgin
I've fucked 3 girls
Last time I fucked a girl was October 2014. Last time I got a blow job was February 2015. Last time I was on a date and made out with a chick was August 2015. It baffles my mind. I feel like I am reverting back to the time when I was an autistic non lifting fucc boi virigin.
But I have a good body this time. People automatically assume that I can fuck any girl I want. If only they knew...
>>35946732
post pic
>>35946732
Why don't you just install tinder, put a shirtless photo there and get thousands of matches? You are what those bitches are looking for
>>35946190
>your
Dropped
>>35946378
Do it, man.
>>35945651
OP here. Any idea how to salvage this? I like her face.
Fuck it I'll post
>Girl comes over
>Fuck her brains out for an hour
>Girl leaves
>Keeps making plans and cancels them cause she's "scared"
>Sends me short texts
>Gets pissed at me when I get pissed she won't hang
>Go off on her in the most polite way and she says we will hang
>Says she doesn't wanna stop talking
>I haven't texted her in a day
Am I going about this right you think /fit/? I figure pulling away is my best option at this point cause everytime I bring up hanging out we just fight.
>>35949248
>fight over making plans to hang out
Definitely drop, move on she seems like a cunt
>>35946635
stay strong guy, I ended up fucking the last chick that would not stop commenting on how angry my neutral expression looked.
>>35945651
Dude what... what did you do?
>>35945651
>rick and morty
go back to lebbit
>>35949298
This is literally the whole conversation. I'm not sure how or even if I fucked up but she hasn't responded and triple texting is a death sentence.
>>35949248
Drop it dude. If she keeps cancelling, she's not down.
There's, like, a 15% chance she'll come crawling back at some point down the road, but go get yourself some fresh pussy.
>>35949248
Move on Bruh, a reasonable person will meet you if they like you and not make excuses...
>>35949312
Hit her with the ol' "please respond". But put a "haha" after it followed by at least three laughing emojis
>>35949343
D E V I L I S H
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V
I
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>>35946253
That bitch is fucking psycho. Do yourself a solid and avoid that trainwreck.
>>35949268
>>35949333
>>35949340
Thanks guys. I'm dropping her ass.
>tfw when u still haven't made it
>>35945651
lol. What happened to just talking to girls irl? Shit ton easier than texting
>>35949370
>Try to meet irl
>Didn't work
All I got Famicom.
>>35949370
where do you meet girls IRL by yourself
>>35949353
What does, "devilish" mean, I've seen it for a long time and never understood it.
>>35949379
Im not saying to plan a meeting. I meant just spontaneously talking to anyone when in just a group setting. And what happened to just being open to every girl? Why are you guys just going for one girl?
anyway, this only works when you dont really give a fuck about school work. If you actually trying to get A's then you most likely will miss chances to talk during group research and shits.
>>35949395
I say it when someone gives advice/encouragement that's obviously bullshit.
Like telling someone that deep frying chicken is just cooking all the calories out of it.
>>35946635
guys having resting bitch face isn't a problem
>>35949369
Kek
>>35949391
school you twerp. Do none of you guys go to college or grade school?
I mean, even at work you are forced to work with other people. How do you guys avoid talking to girls?
>>35949412
im done school.
yes, there are people on here that arent 16 pretending to be 18.
>>35949409
My advice was solid though. Please respond works if you're alpha enough to pull it off. If OP isn't it doesn't matter because he's fucked anyway
>>35946635
Sounds kinda like me. Don't constantly get told I'm hot and I weigh more than you but man i look pissed off all the time.
>>35949412
I don't fuck coworkers. It's a rule I have.
>>35946387
duuuuh so these slut you pick up don't ever text you...
>>35949248
Just tell her you don't have time for someone who flakes like that, and that you're not looking for someone just to talk to.
Then tell her she has your number, give you a buzz when she wants to do something
>>35949436
So don't fuck them, but female co-workers have female friends.
>>35949422
Not only am I fucked, I'm powerfucked.
But I'm already on to the next one
>>35949436
Is it actually a rule you imposed on yourself or is it just something that doesn't happen?
>>35949470
I've thought about that but I live in a large city so people are all over the place.
Also >>35949491 it's a rule I have. The last girl was 20 and that's just asking for rumors to get around when I stop talking to her. I want supervisor and I work for a Fortune 500 company so it's all about your image.
>>35949369
bro what do you look like, if an average dude did that it would not work
A girl fake-married me on the first day we met, and today she was talking about how cold she was and was bopping my arm and calling me warm.
Does this mean she likes me, and wanted me to put an arm around her or something?
>>35949547
She sounds autistic
>>35949557
was that my question bitch?
>>35949590
Yes faggot she likes you. Anytime a girl is overly touchy it's a good sign. Also watch their pupils. They will be dilated.
>>35949590
Yes. When a girl says she's cold you either wrap her in your arms or your jacket you faggot
>meet qt on tinder
>meet up at uni cafeteria
>she is huge
>still talk to her tho
Any tips? Also what should i put on my bio? All i do is lift work and school
>>35949547
Of course she likes you you autist.
>>35949243
Leave it. There's nothing left for you to do.
>>35949547
any time a girl touches you that means she is interested. there is never a girl that will step out of her comfort zone without being interested in the person
>>35949607
fuck it my nigga smash that then gtfo
>>35949590
YOU sound autismal tbhonest
>>35949607
Tinder bio? Nothing, really. Maybe just the name of the school you're attending. Also, you should fuck the huge one if she's down. Good practice.
>>35946447
He looks good, but is literally a midget in a house of ladders
>>35949638
Any advice for someone who might get laid for the first time tomorrow?
>>35949601
Yes because creepily examining someone's eyes is the best way to keep them liking you.
>>35949601
>>35949676
Just let your conversation trail off and keep gazing into her eyes. If she keeps eye contact for at least three seconds she likes you
>>35949243
If she replies just ignore what you sent her. I would suggest joking around with her, but I don't think you can handle the responsibility. Invite her to eat, coffee, or something quickly. She obviously thinks you're attractive. You should have left the Rick and Morty text out.
As for making it, I don't talk to girls IRL for dates, but I kill it at Tinder which is harder. The keys to success at Tinder:
Create engaging conversation with some jokes, find out what they like, I usually don't talk about anything sexual, but I have a shirtless picture in my boxers under a waterfall so they're already thinking sexual if they swipe right. I just try to be interested in them and try to get them for a coffee date ASAP, then if you didn't talk about sex they will feel very comfortable if there's an attraction. Find out what she likes to watch and recommend it at your place, she'll say yes and don't fuck up. I met this one girl because she really liked Mad Max and I just asked her if she wanted to watch it, she said yes. We watched the movie then ended up fucking. She said she never meets anyone off of Tinder, but she met me because it seemed that I was genuine.
tl;dr Don't talk about sex. Find out what she likes. Meet for coffee. Invite her over under premise. Then fuck.
>>35949675
Don't hesitate bro. If you are thinking, "Should I go for it?" That means you should go for it.
>>35949675
Just try not to overthink it. While you're fooling around and about ready to fuck, get her on top.
>>35945651
>watches reddit and morty
dropped
>>35949675
put benis in vajeen
>>35949455
Nailed it
>>35949722
>don't hesitate
Oh yea just encourage rape. Anon make sure to get her to give consent through the "We Consent" app. Don't listen to this guy.
>>35949638
The fuck is going on with her right arm?
>>35946253
I feel like I know that chick, that necklace looks so familiar. You in Oklahoma?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>35949675
the vagina is further down than you think, right next to the butthole
>>35949951
Tough one
>>35949991
I still don't know what it means
Though on an unrelated note I'm banging out 4 different girls right now.
It's pretty neat
>>35949696
>If she keeps eye contact for at least three seconds she likes you
Or she is a socially competent, well adjusted human being.
Jk, there are no sane women left in the Western world, she wants the D.
>>35950011
How did you meet them?
I'm having trouble with meeting new girls since literally everything I do is all guys
>engineering major
>engineering clubs
>intramural sports (only guys)
>lifting (girls are there but don't like to be hit on)
>video games
>>35950054
If you want something you've never had, you have to do something you've never done.
>>35950054
I'm working with one of them short term
One is an old lifting buddy
Another is an ex that still craves the d
The other is just some black slut I met at a party
Pic related for lifting buddy
If a girl smiles at you when at the gym what does that mean?
>>35949937
Holy fuckamole.
Anyone here have experience with a girl that is single but says she sometimes still hangs out with her ex? What does it usually mean?
>>35945651
>talking to girls about cartoons
autism overload
>>35950099
Don't. You'll get cucked boi.
>>35950099
She's still in love with her ex. Move on that's shitty.
>>35950076
dude thats fucking gross..
>>35950099
emotionally attached, whether she admits it or not. been in your situation before bro, just leave it be.
>>35949704
>I don't talk to girls IRL for dates, but I kill it at Tinder which is harder
>actually believing this
On tinder you're talking to a prefiltered sample of only women who are either desperate for some action, or at least for some male attention.
You're selling bicycles to people who intentionally entered a bicycle shop and you think this is harder than going out on the street and selling a bicycle to some random pedestrian who may already have a bicycle or only rides unicycles.
Note: You said "dates" so I assume you're NOT talking about drunk club sluts. Drunk club sluts are the equivalent of customers who walked into your bicycle shop drunk and with money practically hanging out of their purses.
>>35950111
>>35950119
>>35950126
it's too late lol I hooked up with her but haven't fucked yet. she honestly likes me though there's no doubt about it. I really want to have sex with her once because her body is 10/10. I'm hanging out with her at her apt tomorrow as well
think this is ok for me to go ahead?
>>35950153
You can fuck her, just don't fall for her.
>>35950165
This
>>35950126
>>35950126
That's just like your opinion man
>>35950165
>>35950170
fuarkkk, I know exactly what you guys mean since I definitely like her. hopefully I can bang and then run fast
What does it mean when one of the girls who works at the gym is super nice to you. Always smiles when you walk past, always ready to strike up a conversation, etc.?
>>35950187
>tfw her lats are bigger than yours
Life sucks.
>23 years old
>no sex life
>no relationships/sex all throughout college
>about to graduate now
>meet a younger girl in one of my classes
>sits near me a lot
>sometimes texts me, studies with me for hours, and talks to me between classes
>she's not particularly hot but she is pretty so I assume she's in my league
>nope
>she never does anything with me outside of class
>doesn't text me for anything besides classes
>spends 99% of her time with all her girlfriends, probably having no want for a relationship of any kind
>tfw I live 45 minutes away from campus with my parents anyways
>tfw I can't afford to live on campus or in the city
>tfw I think of suicide all the time but won't do it because I hold out hope things will be different after college
>tfw I'm beginning to wonder if that's true
>>35950187
Take away the hyperlordosis pose and that's a dude's body.
>>35950202
She's doing her job.
>>35950080
M8, you in Norman???
>>35950232
>because I hold out hope things will be different after college
Yeah, it gets worse, suddenly you have no framework to meet people in.
College forces you to socialise a lot, I used to be pretty alpha in college but now at 27 I'm scrambling to meet people.
It only gets worse m8.
>>35950280
I'm not the same anon but I live in Moore
>>35950276
FUCK
>>35950202
Also interested in this.
>finished with workout
>waking out of gym
>see qt at front desk
>flare lats
>"have a good day"
>"y-you too"
Shit niggas got an "I love you" on the first time I texted her. Get on my level.
>>35950290
This.
Meeting people, especially women gets infinitely harder after college as you no longer have the time to just sit somewhere where literally thousands of women frequent.
I've been out of college/grad school for a while now and I am considering online dating since I never meet any new people outside the same few people I meet every day.
>>35950290
>College forces you to socialise a lot
>implying
Get away from me, you filthy casual.
>>35950314
But we should mention, on the upside, the older you get, the easier it is to get laid, though.
So while you meet less girls, it might be that you have much better chances to get laid. Either girls your age that are scrambling to settle or younger girls that want to fuck you only because you're older.
>>35950300
Do you love me anon?
>tfw fat girls even deny me
>no one even replies to my texts
>lift 5 days a week
lifting doesn't cure everything
fuck i hate life
>>35946366
do speed first
dating comes after
>>35950349
Hahahaha ur funny XD
>>35950371
did you honestly think lifting would make you hotter? lmao
>>35950387
:'(
bros I need help. I'm doing a bar crawl then club tomorrow and there's this qt that i think likes me.
I know club talk isn't supposed to be long, but what do I even speak about to get with her?
>>35950449
Ask a lot of questions about her and dance.
>>35950449
Stupid shit
No conversation of value happens at a bar
>>35949990
this
>>35949305
wtf that's a legitimately good show
you can't just write it off because a bunch of faggots like it
a bunch of faggots like lifting too and you don't scoff at it, do you?
>>35950460
>>35950467
yeah but stupid questions about what?
>>35950487
It is kinda overrated tho senpai.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g6CPi8kRQI
>>35950235
This senpai
I'd still hit it tho no homo
>>35949416
Coworkers then?
>>35950532
Not so much overrated as it is over-popular and most people think "HURR IT'S ABOUT SCIENCE SO I'M SMART FOR LIKING IT"
There are some times when I cry laughing at it and some times where it goes into a semi deep level. I like it and I'll ask if someone likes it to establish something we might have in common, but I'm not gonna wear a bitch-ton of T-Shirts about it and say I belong to it's "fandom"
>>35950711
The fandom for any show ruins it m8. Just ignore that shit
>>35946190
>And cause guys really hate when girls say they have big penises
/d/ would disagree.
>>35949455
>>35949827
No.
You don't have to explain your actions, she'll figure it out. Doing so makes you come across as needy "I need her to know why, I need to explain myself and my actions to her".
Texting should only be for setting up dates, not having little meltdowns. Everything else you blow off/ignore.
Reminder lifting just makes people who are already hot, even hotter
It does nothing for ugly people
>>35950877
Welp, I'm fucked,
>>35950877
It can give ugly people a purpose.
>>35949607
>she is huge
How huge is huge and how did you not know this from her Tinder?
>>35950871
That's ghosting and it's considered a bitch move.
It's not you having some little shit fest with them over text, it's taking away their opportunity. Once they feel like they're losing their hold they either
1. Fuck off
2. Fuck you
>>35950930
Enough with the canned lines man, she's shrugged them off twice and is waiting for a real response.
You can keep it funny, but enough with the lines.
>>35950103
>talked to a qt about digimon the other day
>told her about cyber sleuth and how I had a harem of womons following me around
>she never responded
>this was five days ago
Just kill me now senpai, I was going to ask her out on Valentine's day
>>35950951
>she doesn't like digimon
It was probably all for the best bro
But serious just ask her out anyway and see how it goes.
>>35950951
You've got nothing else to lose and that wasn't sarcasm.
Why the fuck do you still need a Facebook for Tinder?
It annoys me I missed out on this whole Tinder craze just cause I'm not a narcissist retard.
>>35946378
"what was that shit, what was that shit" what was YOUR shit
>>35950984
>>35950973
I don't know brahs. We used to text every single day and well into the night. We made out once but after that we started texting less and less
>>35946190
>Your
my fucking autism, GODDAMN
![4df[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/stf4vDp.jpg "4df[1].jpg")
>220lbs down from 350, noob gains
>former wow-playing neet fat fucking kv loser
>now just regular wow-playing kv loser
>in english class
>sit next to this girl who's three years older than me, 24, who is constantly teasing/"bullying" me
>preference for older women runs in the family, preference for being teased is just me
>it gets me hard
>talking about how we gotta peer review these essays we're writing, topic: our identity
>Man I can't wait for everyone to read about what a fucking loser I am, I says
>haha, but you're not a loser..
>....or, wait, you're not a loser, right anon?
>mfw
What was even the point in trying to get /fit/ if I'll always be stuck with this autism
>>35950711
I never even remotely got the vibe that it's in any way scientific...maybe because I'm not illiterate. It's more philosophical, if anything. Interestingly nihilistic.
>>35951209
>tell us a good story
>guys i lost a fuck ton of weight oh man, pity me, im awkward still halp
fuck off
>>35946366
Get tipsy before going.
>>35949369
haha nice
>>35950711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ht-ZyJOV2k
>>35950300
>Wearing your heart on a sleeve
Banged this girl last night. Not the cutest but a good body
>>35946138
>Bruno
MONTREAL?
>>35951133
Just control your future spergouts and try to talk to her again and rekindle that spark. It can be good to have niche hobbies like digimon as long as you don't make it what defines you.
Besides like the other guy said you have nothing to lose. Absolute worse case scenario, the conversation dies out and you move on. But there is potential for to get a meaningful relationship out of this.
>>35951023
>going on tinder while not being a narcissist retard
kek wat
>>35949650
i have been looking for that picture for a long time, pls share.
>new girl at work
>8/10, perfect ass
>always been self conscious of being 5'6
>today she calls me cute and adorable
>feels good man
>>35951580
>8/10
>perfect ass
shit dont add up
perfect ass should be 10/10
>>35951580
She means like an Elf.
She wants you to grant wishes familia.
>>35950136
I do believe it. I've done both and it's much harder on Tinder where you are not nearly as charismatic and their attention span is being divided
>>35951580
Being called cute and adorable is bad bro. My 8 year old nephew is cute and adorable.
You want to be hot and sexy, but I guess at 5'6 you have to take whatever you can get
>>35950136
Hate to break it to you but there is no specific type of girl on tinder. They may be there for different reasons, but most of the time it's for action. Almost every girl is on tinder.
>>35951580
>cute and adorable
she was mocking you, manlet
>>35951611
>>35951656
maybe...but gave me a big hug she patted my head after I fixed her macbook today? I dunno we'll see
>>35951676
Now this is just bait.
>>35951632
There are 3 types of girls in Tinder:
You have the really hot ones who are only there for validation. They don't need a phone app to hook up with guys or gets dates so don't try.
You have the occasional cuties who are naive and are actually looking for something serious. This is also a waste of your time unless you're looking for the same so move on cause they're is probably something funky about them anyway.
Then you have the thirsty ho's who are on there for dick. These will usually look less appealing and if you want to get laid you're going to have to lower your standards, but once in awhile you will find a gem. This is your ideal demographic. If this is unacceptable then prepare to take some dumb bitch on a few dates before getting laid then
>>35950374
kek'd
>>35949704
>She said she never meets anyone off of Tinder, but she met me because it seemed that I was genuine.
Ooohhhh anon, teehee, this is so not like me to fuck a person I find attractive from the internet! I'm not on tinder for this exact reason, this never happens!
>>35951676
on the off chance you're not baiting:
Women at the workplace like to flirt with guys to get him to do shit for her.
>>35950460
how do i dance
>>35951775
Bounce your knees and do different reload animations from games until you actually learn to dance.
>>35951881
kek
>>35951720
Yes.
>>35951746
I'm sorry you feel that way. Do you feel alone and not loved?
>>35951881
what if i dont play videogames
>>35952050
hes got a point man, you cant really trust her if shes on tinder, i mean what else could she say "i hooked up with 12 guys on here and let them cum on my face"
>wanna ask a chick in my class out
>I'm only on campus 2 days a week and I'm in class the entire time, live in a town 45 minutes away from uni.
>don't own a car, just take a bus down
fml
>>35952118
If she likes you she won't be so torn about it.
>>35946635
> "aesthetic"
> "low bf%
> 200 lbs
Pick one.
>>35949909
This weird thing called hair.
>>35952231
youd pick two in that case buddy
>>35949510
Well whos the retard now
>hurr durr sell out my soul to a company where image is everything
>>35946253
whose mother is that
>>35945651
>>35952270
I'm an autist, meant to put low bf and aesthetic in same one. derp
>>35952231
>>35952329
Are you fucking retarded? Did you miss the part where I said I was 6'2 (almost 6'3)?
But yes, I have low bf% at 6'2 200 lbs. I've been eating clean for years.
>>35946739
>>35952360
Post a CTB pic
>>35949369
What's it like being Mexican ?
>>35952710
>>35951395
whens the mtl /fit/ meet-up?
>>35952328
jesus pick up when your mom calls you
>>35946138
kek
>>35950232
Yeah this is pretty much me. Kinda sucks but we keep lifting. That's all we're ever truly in control of.
>>35951209
This is why fatties are scum, you self important little shit. You are just like every other person, and this whole autism angle is either you trying to fit in with fit or some sad dejected way to further your little head narrative because if you didn't keep feigning interest in your non story of a life you'd have killed yourself years ago
>>35946366
Dude, what? They still have speed dating in 2016?
>>35950099
As an ex who was still fucking his ex gf when she had begun dating another man I advise you to drop her. Mine did eventually break us off completely but still.
>>35951368
How good of pics do you have to have to make girls putty in your hands like that? Post a pic or two pls? N-no homo
Hoping to smash soon.
>>35950371
Feel with me anon
>>35950232
>almost finger banging girl from high school
SO FUCKING CLOSE. and now she won't text. almost making it
>>35953523
I can almost taste it...
>>35950487
I find it to be entertaing. Still some lame shit in it though.
>>35952721
lmao, you're in
>>35945651
>20+ minutes of pls respond
>mfw
>>35950232
Fuck that Anon, you are in control of your life.
Ask her out on a date. Tell her you !like her. If not you have no reason to be upset if you didn't try.
Sometimes failing is better than not trying anyways. It reminds you what it feels like to be alive.
U will make it bro. I'm 28 and life has only improved after school
>>35950078
It either means she is sympathetic towards you, or it means you fucked up and she is trying not to laugh, or she is into you and wants you to talk to her
>>35949675
Start slower than you think slow is and breath deeply until you have broken past the initial excitement or youll bust before you have any idea what is happening.
Exhale as you slowly penetrate, inhale as you pull out. Dont be obvious about how you manage your breathing, but make sure you arent rushing and SLOWLY work your way up to a good stroke.
I cant emphasize enough how important it is that you take your time.
>>35950300
>keeping my last name
What the fuck is this trend?
>>35945651
You know, you guys are some of the most uplifting people I've ever met, especially online, you always manage to give people the last straw of hope (unless they're fucking hopeless like OP) and you're what makes /fit/ good.
>>35950232
> hoping things will be different
Things will get better when you make them better.
>>35950292
Nobody fucking asked you cunt
>>35949990
Best advice at /fit/ ever
>>35950070
Deep shit here
>inb4 true
>>35952328
>tfw same here
>>35952328
>tfw mom is dead and dad is some deranged homeless drug addict somewhere and I can't find him, probably dead too
I clawed my way out of poverty, I lost 140 lbs and I'm about to walk the stage in may for my Bachelors. I wish I could talk to my mom one last time, and ask her if she's proud of me.
Answer the fucking phone when it's your parents, faggot. One day they'll stop calling.
>>35954091
I feel for you anon. I'm glad you pulled your shit together the way you did. Somewhere somehow she knows.
>>35953523
>>35953618
Do people really text like this? With all the fucking faces? It looks like high school shit to me.
>>35954204
Thank you, anon. You're a good person.
>>35954222
I'm just playing the game. You'd never see me talk like this in a real conversation, I think it;s fucking stupid, but if it's gona work I don't care what I type. She also uses faces a lot more than usual so I'm just following suite, probably the most emoticon loaded conversation I've had in a long time.
>>35954261
Gayyyyyyyyy
>>35954091
>Answer the fucking phone when it's your parents, faggot. One day they'll stop calling.
this desu
A piece of advice:
If you tell girls you like video games, anime, Pokemon or other nerd shit the feeling they get upon hearing this is the same feeling you would get if they told you that they suck 5 different dick a week, getting railed by every professor and had 6 abortions by 6 different men.
>>35954419
Sexually aroused?
Last semester
>lifting almost every day
>going full autism with girls
>not getting laid once
This semester
>no time to lift, barely ever work out
>not getting enough sleep, eating dominos every day, feel like shit all the time
>can't even be bothered enough to go full autist
>banged a high test redhead last week, have a girl lined up for this weekend to fuck with no effort
>have super hot asian, qt petite white girl, and now possibly a second asian and a cool southern girl interested
What the fuck happened. I'm a fuck ugly smelly too
>>35954571
skelly not smelly
>>35951672
>Almost every girl is on tinder.
>some /fit/ autist actually believes this
What, did you do a survey IRL and most girls you asked admitted to being on tinder? Obviously you didn't and they wouldn't admit to being on tinder even if they were. These delusions, wow. I'm trying to imagine how you reached the conclusion, I'm guessing it was:
>so many girls on tinder
>that's gotta be like all of them, no way it's only a fraction of them, there aren't that many girls in the world
By the same logic every man plays all video games at once.
>21 years old, high school dropout, unemployed with only entry level job history
>dyel skinnyfat (first came to /fit/ in 2010, lurked for a year, never started lifting, one of my biggest regrets)
>5'9
>balding, hairline is fucked now and going to have to shave it all off this year
>minor pectus excavatum
>have a gf who lifts
>mfw lurking /fit/ and reading posts by 6'+ aesthetic dudes complaining
Don't you faggots use whatsapp?
>>35954261
>>35954222
Always use the winky face. Bitches LOVE the winky face
