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>Local gym's logo is a kettlebell >no kettlebells
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>Local gym's logo is a kettlebell
>no kettlebells in the gym
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>Planet Fitness
>On planet Earth
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> goodlife

Wageslaves
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>Fitness Sunlight
>uses fluorescent bulbs
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Is this the new

>decline bench
>do it anyway

thread?
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>>35760073
>Deadlift
>skele-modes never do it
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>barbells
>never seen in a bar
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>LA fitness
>not in LA
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>Nautilus
>not located 20,000 leagues under the sea
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>Snap Fitness
>no thank you
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>join clever fit
>IQ still <85
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>Rich Piana
>not even rich
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>>35760073
>kettlebell
>doesn't ring
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>24 Hour Fitness
>only lift 2 hours a day
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>Dumbbell
>actually pretty smart
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>power rack
>still weak af
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>Browse /fit/
>Doesnt even lift
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>YMCA gym
>No cowboys, Indians (not the poo loo kind), builders, or cops.
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>>35760073

>bench press
>pressing the barbell instead
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>farmer walks
>not even a farmer
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> gym name is "Alcatraz"
> Actually looks like a prision gym
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>>35760073

>lunges
>ids only bregfast
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>>35761530
Fucking hell anon, 10/10
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>"Please clean equipment after use"
>Pec deck is WAY too heavy to even get off the ground
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>cleans
>not cleaning
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>>35761530
That was pretty clever.
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>>35760073
>gym
>who is gym
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>>35761985

2/10 apply yourself anon
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>skull crushers
>actually don't break my skull
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>>35761530
lmfao
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>>35760889
>power rack
>no power plug
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>>35760073
>the gym's name is Fitness 4 U
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>>35761530
Reposted to shit but it's still hilarious
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>>35760722
Understood
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>>35760949
You're at the wrong YMCA then feller.
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>>35765143
Was getting swole part of your plan?
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>>35765143
>lift at 4u
>not a big guy
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>>35760821
Yes he is as far as I know, he sells a ton of stuff
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>>35760775
I always thought of it as a french or like foreign gym so I always called la fitness...I didn't it was L.A very misleading
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>>35760073
>Bulgarian split squats
>I'm American
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>>35765444
me too. doesn't help that the name is in all caps.

I prefer to call it la fitness, actually.
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>mcFit
>not even one scottish person there
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>>35760931
>anyone on /fit lifts
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>Fit For Free
>pay €15 a month
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>KREUZHEBEN
>i'm not even Jesus
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>>35760073
>Do deadlifts
>Still alive
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>>35760073
>chest fly
>still on bench
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>>35760073
>tricep dips
>all out of corn chips
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>>35767231
The modern definition defines free fitness by whether or not the recipient has the following four freedoms:

The freedom to run the fitness program as you wish, for any purpose (freedom 0).
The freedom to study how the program works, and change it so it does your body recomposition as you wish (freedom 1).
The freedom to redistribute copies so you can help your gymbro (freedom 2).
The freedom to distribute copies of your modified versions to your bros (freedom 3). By doing this you can give the whole aesthetics crew a chance to benefit from your changes.
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>>35760630
Top kek.
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>>35760073
>Gold's gym
>actually owned by Jew
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>>35760073
Good gym
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>>35760073
>push-up
>push the floor
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>>35760073
>local gym is named "Care"
>nobody cares
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>>35767300
so open source fitness?
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>>35760799
Winner
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>>35767300
Do you work out with stallman?
https://xkcd.com/225/
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>workout
>indoors
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>>35760073
>LA Fitness
>live in orange county
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>/fit/
>it doesn't, Full homo
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>weighted dips
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>>35760821
>Rich Piana
>Doesn't even play the piano
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>>35761530
I don't get it.
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>>35760815
kek m8
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>/fit/ - Fitness
>shitty meme posting
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>>35760608
underrated
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>barbell flies
>no they dont
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>sport brighton
>but i do powerlifting
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>>35767691
The problem with stick figures is you can't draw Stallman as a fat slob
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>high test threads
>posts high estrogen women
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>>35760073
>deadlifts
>you survive
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>>35765143
for you
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>deadlift
>actually really popular
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>>35760073
>local gym's logo is a frog OHPing lmao5pl8
>nobody can oh more than 1pl8
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>gym called elite physique
>nothing but kids who stop lifting after a month, old dudes doing curls and housewives that buy overpriced shitty "meal replacement" powders.

>gym called world's best gym
>in a strip mall, small, dark and not a metroflex
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>barbell row
>on land
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>doing pyramid sets
>not even black
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>sit up
>sit back down
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>>35770129
WE WUZ KINGZ
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>>35767300
KEK
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>>35761530
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>Powerclean
>Gym doesn't stock Mr.Muscle
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>flyes
>still on the ground
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>>35770333
install gentoo
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>>35760608
Underrated
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>>35761530
fug :DDDDDDD
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>gold's gym
>no gold
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>clean and jerk
>get arrested
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>>35761530

clapped and snorted out loud
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>romanian deadlift
>still have phone after set
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>>35768224
Same
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>>35767300
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>>35770981
underrated
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>Basic Fit
>The most complicated machines to isolate pretty much any muscle
>yet only one squat rack
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>>35760073
>Gym markets its self on being family friendly alá bring your small children to the small children designated area and bring teenagers to train free with company of an adult

>No designated childrens area, so small children running around all over.
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>5 h energy
> only works for 4h 58 min
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>do dead lifts
>the dead remain undisturbed
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>preacher curls
>atheist
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>squat ass to grass
>no grass
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>>35761530
I don't think even know why I still laugh to this
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>calf raises
>no cow
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>Snatch
>Closest /fit/ will every get to handling pussy
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>pistol squats
>banned in britain
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>>35761828
Underrated
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>>35761530
Fuck spurdo shit makes me laugh, thanks anon
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>>35772143
Tl;dr
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>'Roman'ian Deadlifts
>No one calls to go bowling
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>leg extensions
>still a manlet
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>>35774028
I bowl three nights a week and work at a bowling alley. I have no fucking clue what the joke is.
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>>35774100
Gta iv
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>>35771346
jej
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>>35761530
post more gondola pls
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>barbell flies
>dont actually fly
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>>35761530
errytime
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