Who /mischief/ here?
>Only person in the gym
>Start curling in the squat rack because I can
>I'm vegan
>i spit into my family's nonvegan food
Curls in the squat rack are actually the shit. The bar you start with is already 45lbs and you can increase weight better each work out. Those straight bars are 10lb jumps and a curl bar is a jangly fuck that needs clips
>>35664612
This. Literally the only thing I don't do in the squat rack are squats
>>35664598
typical vegan autist
>extremely busy in squat rack area
>stretch in high traffic areas forcing people to go around to other sides
>>35664598
>mfw they spit chewed up beef into yours
>alone in the sauna
>remove towel
>only a few people in the gym
>don't re-rack my weights
I get on my phone between sets
>>35664598
Wtf!!
>>35664503
>>35664612
>>35664634
At first I loled, but then I was filled with undying rage. Please die.
>I do OHP in the squat rack
This is all probably more creepy, but...
>Lip sync with what's on my Ipod and make long eye contact with people
>Always moonwalk out of the gym
>Always whisper if someone feels the need to talk to me.
>Always overtighten the safety screw on the decline bench
>>35665133
Ohp is better than the squat in every way.
>real world strength
>boulder shoulders
>works chest and traps and core
Squat - get a big ass even when weak at lift, pretty much pointless to do after 315x5, legs will start to look bulky and weird
>>35665014
>going to the sauna with a towel
ISHYGDDT