What say /fit/
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>>35616291
you shouldn't have replied with that you creep.
back pedal and try to get a date a bit later
"Let me fitness dick in your mouth. It is the best post-workout protein for gains."
Write this if you really want it.
Ask for digits/whatsapp
>"you into fitness?"
>doesn't drop the line after
>>35616329
beta detected
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY
>>35616291
"SS and GOMAD"
>>35616360
This but change and to plus
>>35616291
my god these whores piss me off
she knows what you mean but she just doesnt want to say it
just write "NETFLIX & CHILL TO FAILURE"
>>35616371
this tbhhhhhh
>>35616371
This desu
>>35616291
My dick ravaging deep in your ass until it bleeds
Come find out ;)
Holy fuck say something and post results to keep this thread going
She's obviously asking you for a good workout program, so ask her what her goals are (weight loss, hypertrophy, strength etc.) and take it from there. Recommend her a solid program and make sure you go into detail to show your fitness knowledge, chicks really like that. After that its basically a walk in the park.
>>35616371
>>35616478
>>35616478
Kekerino
Tell her nvm
>>35616291
>>35616478
SEXXXX HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
she wants it tho op no way she is tht dumb
>>35616291
Something something "fitness dick into you're butt"
>>35616478
Ya blew it
>>35616291
This bitch looks like she has a squidward nose 2bh familia
>>35616478
yeah well ... she must have an IQ of 35 is playing dumb
>>35616478
>>35616478
sit on my face x failure
>>35616478
>let me fitness my dick into your ass
>>35616329
Faggot alert!
>>35616478
holy fucking kek
>>35616478
I can tell you have absolutely zero idea what you're doing.
>>35616478
Hard fucking 1xf.
>>35616291
who the fuck names their kid kolyn
>>35616478
"you know, horizontal cardio with a post workout shake for you"
>>35616478
What a DENSE bitch.
>>35616550
>>35616513
Guys what the fuck, it's not op's fault, the bitch is either fucking dumb or plain not into him.
>>35616500
this is the only option apart from
>pls respond
>>35616478
send her a link to this thread and call it a day
>>35616478
>>35616478
looks like that went straight to failure.
>>35616478
.>you know exactly what I mean you vamp
Tfw you lift to attract tinder sluts
>>35616521
You ruined me
>>35616478
>>35616615
That was just plain stupid and panickery. Please, call it a day.
>>35616615
>lol
what is wrong with you
>>35616615
>>35616615
>lol
>>35616615
SAVAGE
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E
>>35616615
KEK
>>35616615
>
>>35616615
Holy shit op, thanks
>>35616615
I'm starting to think she's too fucking stupid to figure out >to failure and she thinks it's a negative thing.
Why did you say pls respond?? You fucking beta fag. If you're gonna do this at least have no regrets
>>35616615
It's over, OP.
>>35616615
I can't believe he did it the absolute madman.
>>35616615
>>35616676
kek
>>35616663
Welcome to /fit/
>>35616291
Why won't they respond?
>>35616478
>>35616615
o i am laffin
>>35616615
Still alive
>>35616291
How did I do /fit/?
>>35616698
"with moans and shouts of my name? "
Some chick's actually ended up saying yeah lol
Looking to get shredded now and just show off abs.
>>35616478
Fuck is she 13?
Keep trying OP, that was good, you just got a retarded bitch.
>>35616698
"With your phone number."
>>35616698
alright OP this is where you get her number/whatsapp/ or set up a date directly
>>35616731
this
>>35616722
>Anisah
NIGGA, are you in Northern Virginia? I matched with that girl too lmao
>>35616722
post body
>>35616698
"Okay. Enough with the bullshit. Let's meet! What's your number?"
>>35616698
you fucking blew it.
>>35616615
Well OP got the to failure part right
>>35616722
Yo i matched with that anisah chick, north virginia here
>>35616692
My type tbqh
>>35616752
Not bad
>>35616698
Dude this girl is underage as fuck. Better abort.
>>35616291
>>35616478
>>35616615
Absolute madman
>>35616748
>Let's meet
no way
write shit like "Friday is perfect for me - i can pick you up at X"
>>35616731
not bad senpai
>>35616291
how is this fit related?
>>35616741
Not op but i matched with her too, nova also
>>35616712
10/10 keep going. 6 or 7 more texts like that should get her wet.
>>35616291
"It's hard to describe but it's a lot of fun if you do it right. Let me take you out to dinner this Friday and then maybe afterwords I can show you. 7:00 sound good?"
>>35616776
Laughing at OP works my abs
>>35616752
mirin calves & glasses
>>35616778
>>35616741
>>35616722
probably a fake account by some DYEL faggot
>>35616767
underage is best age
>>35616785
So creepy
>>35616778
>>35616758
Brehs, her profile is tl;dr as fuck. Also
>no hookups
Woodbridge bro here by the way
>actually using stupid lines
>not just talking like a normal human being until she agrees to have drinks with you then going in
>>35616807
Match with nova girls all the time but I live in MD.i haven't matched with her, am I just ugly bros?
Do you guys ever look back at your old high school pictures are think "Damn, I was ugly as fuck"? I look so much better now than I did in high school, despite the fact that i'm wearing braces right now. Thank you based puberty
Off topic, but whatever
>>35616826
Girls in the DMV are generally ugly, at least compared to Virginia Tech, which is my Uni.
>tfw I don't get as many matches as a I should since i'm black
At least I got laid off this app several times, and that's all that matters I guess
>>35616833
yes, I still don't look 10/10, but before I looked like one of those stereotypical obese autistic kids which made sense because I was a stereotypical obese autistic kid
>>35616713
dis or smth similar
Smh
>>35616741
>>35616758
Yeah northern Virginia here.
My body isn't even nice really.
>>35616478
Kill yourself f'am
>>35616615
>pls respond.
>>35616615
2 steps forward, 1 step back.
Should've just said "Oh, you know". Should cut out the winks as well. A straight demeanor is best. You're not a fucking actor.
>>35616933
IKR. The guy shot himself on the face for nothing.
>>35616909
Here's a sort of blurry picture I posted when I used tinder
I didn't have too much success on tinder so I deleted it and will use it when I get shredded.
But I still got decent compliments on my body
Never mention sex on Tinder you fucking idiots
Don't even imply it
>>35616961
Ok thanks Doctor Sex
>>35616961
retard
update us OP
>>35616291
Does the clit hang lower than the vagina?
>>35616961
Shoo Shoo sex goblin.
>>35616961
>Setting up tinder account
> Sex :
triggered
Tinder is mostly a waste of time tbhfamsmh.... At least she's honest
>>35617016
I actually kek'd
Nobody gonna point out that the girl in OP's name is Kolyn? Like colon? Like the place in your butt where poop comes from? OP you missed a great chance to tell this girl that she's 'the shit', you dumb fuck
>>35617045
Good opening, that convo has potential
>>35617045
"well your in luck because I could validate the shit out of dat ass grl"
>>35616360
>Making random tinder sloots fall for the SS+GOMAD meme
Absolutely DEVILISH way to get revenge on the Stacys.
>>35617045
>Well how'd you like to go on a vali-date with me? heh heh
>>35617045
>not as deep as my dick will be in ur ass bby :^)
>>35617505
>>35617505
THIS
>>35617505
>>35617505
autism/10
>>35617505
Cheesy
>>35617505
Yeaaah....not posting this
>>35616785
Sounds like something a pedophile would say.
More insight of the mind of a woman
>>35617784
I think you could end up fucking her if you play the right cards
>>35616332
THIS
H
I
S
>>35617714
Coward
>>35617045
>Damn autocorrect. I meant violation.
>>35617784
>Found anyone who's interested yet?
>>35617045
DUUUDE this chick think Tinder is like Instantgram or something they wont DTF
>>35616833
Yeah I'm well aware of it. Dunno how I didn't kill myself. I was such a beta fuck who actually believed it when girls and my mom said "you're perfect the way you are." Didn't help my dad and older brothers never taught me how to be a man. Fuck.
Dunno about you lads, but I'm having a blast here.
>>35617784
>goes on tindr for validation
>definitely now insecure
Fucking kek
>His whole about me section is copied from Charlie Day's dating profile.
Where did I go wrong?
>>35616291
SS+GOMAD
>>35618008
Please don't toy with him. You are now morally obligated to fuck him, otherwise you are a bad person.
>>35617868
Probably. This is her profile
this thread is literally straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com
>>35618070
>231 instgram photons
wew quarks
>>35618047
kill yourself
>>35618047
THIS
>>35618073
lmao this one is pretty great desu
>>35618073
girls are the fucking worst
>lol yh
or
>k ur hot
so are nignogs
>eyyyy gurl lemme holla at u hurhur
>>35616741
>>35616722
>>35616778
540 checking in
>>35618070
how much you wanna bet some beta provider got her all that just because she is a genetically blessed woman
>>35616615
dead
>>35618047
He never messaged me back after the last reply though
>>35618070
>231 instagram photos
Why are people so self-absorbed?
>>35618154
It's supposed to be Jelly and Jam. What a retard.
>>35618154
Please tell Joseph he should end his own life in an extremely violent fashion
This fucking guy
>>35618211
SOULMATES
>>35616478
God op, that gay little apostrophe on the n. . .
The people you find on this thing, Jesus Christ.
>>35618287
Forgot image sorry.
>>35616478
madman
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>>35616695
noice
>manlets
>>35618211
i used this as an opener and got "Wow."
WHAT DO
>>35616752
supreme
>>35618337
ABORT
For real though, say "too much?"
>>35616748
>Let's meet!
>>35618173
That's because you put him in the friendzone already.
>>35616785
O holy kek
>>35618302
With more square face he would be real Chad Thundercock.
>>35618386
Clearly, that's not what I meant
>got knocked up by some dude who looks like drake
>they're still together
>sloot is using tinder, who's a highschooler
My black ass needs to leave Northern Virginia immediately
>>35618433
Don't forget. No hookups!!!
>>35618433
N O P E
>>35618433
No lie.
Thank god for the hot white girls in dc or I'd be SOL
>>35616291
Say deadlift
>>35617505
Good gag
If she likes bad jokes you're in
>>35617505
This is the best thing I've ever seen. If you don't tell her this, you're a literal cuck. And if she doesn't like, she literally has cardboard for a personality.
I think I love her
>>35618526
> 2016 not offering the old lickaroo
>>35618526
>You wanna watch me do squats in a flesh colored thong
I think I love you.
>>35618526
My sides have left orbit
>>35618526
>>35616291
Probably too late but: Horizontal Aerobics
>>35618554
This
OP will you please be my bf? Fuck those tinder sloots, I'll let you cum in my asshole every night.
>>35618610
>turning this non homo fucboi into a cum dumpster every night
dont pass this up OP
>>35618610
>N-no homo?
>>35618700
>>35618672
Full homo is best, accept it.
>>35618329
qtp2t tbqh
>>35616615
OP first of all you butcher everything you write and make it supremely unfunny, second this dumb fucking bitch has no idea what 'to failure' means
>>35618433
Come to newport news it's a lil less shit tier
>no one knew who I was till I put on the mask
>>35616478
you already lost when she asked you about the workout senpai, don't feel too bad
>>35618455
I just need to go back to Tech. NOVA bitches are ugly
>>35618854
>same guy
I didn't know people like this actually existed.
>>35618873
>/v/ on tinder
>>35618873
Does he show face at all?
>tfw getting fit front Oceanic Marvel Mode and no new pics of me to put on Tinder.
>>35617784
"I was never close with my father"
>>35618914
He did in one of them but. Looked like your typical neckbeard
>>35618827
well into deepest lore
>>35616591
Underrated kek
>>35616478
your response was good, she's retarded
>>35616291
Why do girls always do that?
>>35619027
Females are retarded
>>35619056
>tfw his dickwould be bigger than my head
>>35619056
>2 years
can you even imagine just how fucking gaping her vagina must be?
>tfw you will never have a monster dick to essentially claim women with and ruin them for everyone else.
>>35616478
Maverick
>>35616615
>pls respond lol
S I D E S
I..I
D...D
E.......E
S..........S
More bitches from Northern Virginia...
>>35619319
>doesn't want a hook up
>is on tinder
>>35617784
>"im definitely not insecure"
-insecure girl
>>35619353
Lots of girls don't want a hook up until the right guy comes along.
>>35619395
But they still want a hook up
They'll just say "I'm not interested in hook ups" if they're not interested in you
>>35617852
Ten out of fucking ten anon
Only betas give a fuck about the nuances of flirting via text. That shit is non-sense. You straight up ask the girl if she wants to fuck. If she's interested in you at this point... she will most likely want to fuck. If not, then the chick is a waste of your time. On to the next one.
That's how you alpha.
>>35619319
>concerned about "match" count
what the fuck...
Northern Virginia anon here
Ree etc.
>>35618157
My 540 bros where you attt
>>35616778
>>35616909
Clearbrook here
>>35619432
epic. i did this and it didnt work. fuck beta males
>>35618070
>mixed
Gib instagram pls
>>35619275
Thats not how vaginas work you fucking virgin.
>>35619467
>>35619319
Also NOVA fag,
My opening line was a volleyball joke, "Why couldn't the volleyball girl cross the road." She added me on snap, sent me booty pics, promised to send me a vid of her playing with her pussy the next day. Then I mentioned that I lived 90 miles away and I was sad (As a joke) that I couldn't meet and she blocked me. Fucking NOVA girls..
>>35616752
Natty?
>>35618837
VA Tech, what's GPA, race, and SAT score nigger?
>>35619561
This is my tinder profile pic, to much? I don't have any face pics.
>>35619561
I don't get the joke.
>>35619610
"Why couldn't the volleyball girl cross the road?"
Punchline: To many bumps
A bump is a way they strike the ball like pic related you uneducated nigger.
>>35619560
I have a fucking vagina you dunce. And yes, although vaginas are generally elastic and can heal, there's a certain point where damage can be done. It literally took two years for her pussy to adjust to his dick, if they break up it's going to be awhile before it snaps back if at all.
>>35619670
girls dont know size either
that "11 inch" guy is probably like 7 or so
>>35619589
3.27 GPA
Black
1800
Sophomore Building Construction major
>>35619678
This girls can't tell size for shit even with a fucking ruler.
>>35619678
well she said he was built like a goddamn febreeze can, which means they've probably compared the two at some point
>>35619602
Add one with you parting with your friends
>>35619602
>having to post that on normiebook to use that as a tinder profile
I wonder how many people like you in real life
>>35619684
What class do you graduate VTech and is that weighted?
>>35619561
More NOVA shenanigans. Some girls are just retarded
>>35619678
>>35619692
This is a fucking lie, they completely do. They just exaggerate either to impress their friends or to stroke the guy's ego so he doesn't go soft or call her a bitch.
>>35619670
wtf dude.
Accommodating more size =/= Gaping and loose.
It might be more elastic now but that doesn't mean its without tightness. I have roughly the dimensions of a can of shaving cream, though a bit thinner and none of the girls i was with for awhile became substantially looser.
>>35619708
I made a bulllshit account for tinder chill.
You imply very heavily don't you?
>>35619715
Class of 2018
Also
>college
>weighted GPA
laughing sluts.jpeg
>>35619721
girls think 7 inches is huge
I dont think it is, but yeah
>>35619725
maybe not to you, but if some guy with a 5x4 came along afterwards there would be a noticeable difference
I have literally had this happen to me, where I fucked a guy with substantial girth 1 time, and it took a few days before it would go back to its original tightness.
>>35619745
7 inches is literally the perfect dick length.
>>35619745
wrong, 5 inches is perfect, so my exes have told me.
>>35619764
ROAAAAAAASSSSSSSTIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
LEAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35618827
Fuckin lol
>>35619779
Feels good man.
>>35616360
Hungry skeleton that is new to lifting here, can someone explain this to me? I see this joke a lot in threads but I thought SS and GOMAD were good programs/diets to follow?
>>35619735
Extracurriculars/sports?
Thanks for the information btw
>>35619797
>tfw 6.5 x 5.5
A-at least my girth is perfect
>>35619779
id argue 6.5 is best
not too small
not too big
>>35619786
No
>>35616291
A rump rodeo ride yeeeeehaw
>>35618455
raf pls
>>35619817
Tbh senpai I think 7x6 is perfect, plenty of girth and not as much length as a 8" to accidentally hit her cervix
>>35619814
close enough, girth is more important than girth tbqh, but only by a little
