Hey /fit/, I was just lifting and some shit moved around on it's own in my home gym. Now I've known for years that my house is haunted, but these little pussies are useless. Just do little barely noticeable shit. I thought of something that would be way better. I need fit ghosts up in this bitch. How fucking cash would that shit be.
>hear reps being done in the middle of the night but no one is there
>when I'm doing a heavy set hear "you can do one more bro" whispered in my ear
>have my form be corrected by an unseen hand when I'm too tired to notice
>when I'm about to eat shitty food hear "that will fucking kill your gainz dude" from the great beyond
>as I'm walking past the gym the door slowly swings open and the lights turn on
>when I cant get the bar up an invisible spot helps me put it back
>i wake up to the sound of a protein shake being made and I go downstairs and there just is one on the counter but no one is home
Do any of you fuckers know how I can get some ghostly lifting bros?
Kill yourself
>>35562444
>implying it would be a friendly brotergeist
>implying it wouldn't be an ethereal gainz goblin
>weights never reracked
>curling in the squat rack
>drinking ectoplasm between every set
>all you get is dead manlets in your house
>hear shitty sneakers that make you look taller walking around in the dead of night
>hear very loud and high pitched grunting
>hear ghostly females laughing
>>35562444
Bruh get him to work out with you.
relive the ghost punching man
>>35562444
Hey man you might of been visited by Golem, the get ye gone ghost.
He only appears to lifters with severe autism, at first he only produces noises, moving up to actual words before becoming visible to those affected by him. The golem may seem helpful, even bro tier but that will all change once you allow him to coexist with you.
After 2 weeks of coexistion with the ghost your body will start to change and shorten until you too have become a golem ghost, suffering from loss of gains and a 10 inch height decrease which cannot be reversed unless you reply "Golem, Get ye gone" in this thread :^)
2bh lads, having some presence there to say encouraging things to me all the time seems very nice. How do I get schizophrenia?
Golem, Get ye gone
Brah you got to make a protein powder/chalk pentagram and do a weightlifting seance. Low rep high weight while chanting "gotta get big" under your breath.
>>35562499
>brotergeist
>>35562612
I came in this thread expecting this.
I left satisfied.
>>35562444
you took 8 scoops didn't you?
>>35563750
I TOOK 9 SCOOPS
