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>tfw dad is 57 years old >tfw he lifts since he was 20
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>tfw dad is 57 years old
>tfw he lifts since he was 20 years
>tfw he claims to be natty
>tfw i dont believe the motherfucker

pic related is him, also keep in mind that he is 6' tall and is pretty shredded.

I fucking checked the whole house but cant find any roids... i openly asked him about it and he was like "hurrr i dont roid, its unhealthy, just be dedicated"

what do /fit/?
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>>35523044
post more pics
no homo
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>>35523061

I wont show off my dad on /fit/ Tbh, but here is another picture with clothes..
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>>35523044
>>tfw dad is 57 years old
>>tfw he lifts since he was 20 years
>>tfw he claims to be natty
>>tfw i dont believe the motherfucker
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>pic related is him, also keep in mind that he is 6' tall and is pretty shredded.
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>I fucking checked the whole house but cant find any roids... i openly asked him about it and he was like "hurrr i dont roid, its unhealthy, just be dedicated"
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>what do /fit/?


Have you checked hidden spots
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>>35523256

I checked everything.. i even followed him for allmost a week to see if he has a hidden stash at some place outside our house.. NOTHING.
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>>35523044
Say you gonna start a cycle and ask for advice about droids.

If he has too much knowledge than he's busted.
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Probably on TRT and some other stuff. Jesus he's a big fucker.
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>>35523044
1: it's not your dad
2: of course he's not natty
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>>35523090
>I won't show off my dad !
>Post pic of his dad

You and your fucking faggot threead makes me want to punch my computer screen
Go take your fantasies of an old jacked man on a fag board like hm and never come back you fucking faggot

>inb4 If I wanted humour I would ask you never reply to a thread if not to contribute the fucking much Im mad rippetits come save us this faggot reddit fit is becommingcan't spell anymore because of rage I'm out
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>>35523044

Yeah no one can get big after 37 years of lifting has to be on roids
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>>35523090
How many hoes yo dad runnin?
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>>35523044
Tell him to lose the beard. He looks like David Cross.
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>>35523044
>>35523336

Tobias got jacked,
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>>35523044
>hey dad wear this stringer I need to post a picture of you on an anonymous imageboard
>I fucking hate you son
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>>35523044
>Those delts

Absolutely not.
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"Jesse we need to lift"
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>>35523044
He's not going to keep that shit in the house and he's not going to push his child towards drug use. What you do is follow your dad around for a week or so and figure out his schedule for when he goes to the gym or if he ever goes to bars. Once you know where he is get a prossie on backpage to hit on him when he's at the gym and eventually he will fuck her. Be sure to snap some pics of him going to the hotel with her or ideally, get the prossie to take pics with a hidden camera. You can get a hidden camera pretty easily at your local spy store.

Now that you have some blackmail you can go to cosmates.com to get yourself some cute stockings, panties and a skirt. Give your dad the ultimatum of breeding your boipussy or else you show the blackmail to your mom
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Anon I have bad news for you..
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>>35523472
This
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>>35523400
Kek
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>>35523400
"I'm looking for something that says Daddy likes leather."
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>>35523044
It's not your dad you dyel fag
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>>35523472

based
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>>35523290
some of my friends pins at the gym, and they have all gear there
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>>35523478

Kek.
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>>35523044
mirin Dad


Mine doesn't want to lift anymore.
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>>35523759

Yup, in their little fanny packs
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>>35523044
Install surveillance gear everywhere he is likely to pin. In your restroom, at his workplace (including the shitters), at his gym etc etc.

Or just accept he's lying to you and he's roiding his ass off, which he clearly is.
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>>35523044
Try to catch him coming out the shower or getting changed or something to see if his dick hangs lower than his balls. If it does he's roiding.
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>>35523090
That's helpful. He's definitely roiding judging by that pic.
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>>35523316
This though that won't stop anon from bumping this thread to 200+
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>>35523044
>old man strength x dad factor x age = wilks scale x awesomeness

Old man strength is real, dense muscles.
My 62 yr old dad stopped by one day, I'm in my pole barn. Sits on my bench starts talking to me about how much his shoulder hurts, then lays down and bangs out 4-5 reps, says its still stiff and goes in the house. There was 405 on the bar.
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>Man lifts for 37 years...thirty seven !
>18 year olds who cannot make gains because they are retarded claim he is not natty
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37 years my ass, those delts are NO NATTY
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>>35524077
Oh my god I want to punch your stupid ass face so hard. If someone weighting 55 kilos tells Ronnie Coleman that he is juicing, it's not because he is dyel that he isn't right. Of course the old man on the pic is juicing. Even if he had lifted for 42948 years it's not the body of someone natty you dumb fuck. Come back when you will know more about the human body and fitness than "zyzz" and your bro split you faggot
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>>35523044
DELTS AND LATS DAY ERRY DAY

Look it's possible, muscle begets muscle and some fucks have genetic bliss but highly unlikely. How often does he fuck your mum?
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>>35523044
Go to bed ronnie
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>>35524112
Don't be angry bro, it's not his fault you can't progress in the gym , you don't have to accuse him of roiding.
Try lifting for 37 years and come back with opinion that might be taken seriously
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>>35524159
You and your bait can go fuck themselves

If by any chance you were serious, it means that you know nothing about fitness
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>>35524202
>look at me, I have been reading posts on /fit/ for 2 years, I know so much about fitness, you know nothing about fitness muh fitness reeee
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>>35523044
If he has shown great interest in getting you as big as he is when you've asked then he ISNT roiding, if he doesn't care about your gains then he is narcissistic and willing to lie to any end, in this case getting his son's admiration, which he would get if you are also a serious body builder but most sons with bb dads go on to resent how small he makes them look.

let's face it, most body builders are narcs.
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>>35524112
>>35524159
No matter how hard you lift or for how long, unless you jump on the bicycle you are going to lose muscles in your 30's
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>>35524159
>if you keep lifting you keep getting bigger and bigger with no upper limit
there is a natural limit to how much muscular can be sustained, and that man has clearly passed it
https://symmetricstrength.com/calculator/ideal_bodyweight

>>35524212
>years
funny way to spell days
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i'd stop trying after 37 years.
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>>35523044
Just check his urine
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>>35524266
I didn't say there is no upper limit, but people here are generally delusional about body potential, probably because they are struggling with achieving their physique
>https://symmetricstrength.com/calculator/ideal_bodyweight
For a 6' 8%bf maximum weight is 192, I think that's pretty fair judging by OP's pic
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>>35524261
>in your 30s

As someone still making gains in his 30s, you're retarded. Honestly, guys can only be muscular naturally in their twenties? Stupidest shit I've ever read on here desu.
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>>35524339
achieving their desired physique*
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>>35524344
>Stupidest shit I've ever read on here desu.


welcome to /fit/ newfag. i assure you it gets worse.
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>>35524394
Been here for years bruh. That rated pretty high on my stupid shit list is all.
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>>35524422
>Been here for years bruh. That rated pretty high on my stupid shit list is all.


naw you havent been here long kiddo. underage b& detected.
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>>35524339
> thinking height is the only factor in natural limit
>Not considering wrist and ankle measurements
>current year
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>>35524422
>Saying 'bruh' while pretending not to be a child
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>>35524443
I was judging based on a link anon provided, read again
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one thing is true indeed he is a motherfucker.
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>>35523044
his body doenst seem unresonable for
36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36
36 YEARS OF LIFTING 36
36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36

YOU INSECURE KEK

36 YEARS U FUCKER
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>>35523044
that's david cross's dad
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>>35524592
sauce?
i like chingy movies lately
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