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>this guy comes up to you and slaps your face and says "on your knees, prag"

how do you react?
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>>35512442
To solitary confinement he goes.
t. prison guard
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Tell him to clean the blood off my drum set.
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I-I thought this was jazz band...
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>>35512442
I kick his ass and shit on his face.
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This show was good, too much gay sex though. What's some fit approved TV series I'm bored
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>>35512465
Beechers se01 arc was so good
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I play drums even harder.
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Give him some pictures of Spiderman.
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I get on my knees so fast, my hands start to bleed all over his drums.
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Bite on his dick as hard as i can while he is cumming down my throat.
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>>35512500
beat me to it
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I'm not gay or anything but I'd probably suck his dick even if he didn't tell me to.
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>>35512442
Get on my knees of course, this daddy looks nice.
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>>35512500
kek
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>>35512442
Alright, you handsome bastard...
>unzips dick
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>>35512465
/thread
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>>35512442

Shake his hand and tell him I'm a big fan of his role in whiplash
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Tell him Black Mesa's lemons are bigger
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>>35512442
fuck off OP you childish cunt, piss off back to /b you fucking faggot
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>>35512442
NOT QUITE MY TEMPO
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>>35512442
I cut my gums out and do the rest of my stint.
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>>35512442
tell him my boyfriend will fuck him up if he slaps me again
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I'll deny his request, only for him to pull out his handmade knife and threaten to stab me. I'll then say that sudden trauma will force the victim to bite down so hard, that my jaws would have to be pried open to release whatever was bitten. I would then get beaten so hard that I would be sent to the hospital for a month, while the perpetrator would be nearly handicapped by the head prison guard since I'm the prison's dirty money launderer.
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>>35513516
nice
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>>35513564
tits or GTFO
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>>35513641
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>>35513587
/thread
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