By now we all know the pros of making it, let's discuss the cons
>not having a gf to validate your existence despite being fit
>protein farts
>manlets wanting to pick fights
>people asking you to move
>>35478541
What the hell are you talking about
>>35478048
> keep getting hit on by strange men
> despite my protein farts
>have way more confidence
>now I say autistic shit all the time since I don't care what people think
>people always are weirded out
At least I have confidence, I guess
girls get intimidated
>>35478541
>manlets wanting to pick fights
6'2 and can confirm.
>>35478048
I've always been into lifting. So, I never was DYEL. sense, I was about 16 I was seen as being in good shape. The drawbacks I see are usually with people who get into lifting later, and experience awesome gains.
cons
-overly arrogant
-nutritional/work out knowledge is usually lacking
-starts looking down on others
-bragging
Basically, I feel like lifting will make you more like yourself. If you are dick, you'll become a bigger dick. If you're cool, you'll become cooler.
There is no downside unless you have a small dick, ED because you fail at roids/nutrition, or autist level bad grooming habits.
Protein farts can largely be avoided by choosing a decent pure powder.
Manlets can be solved by them learning you are death on two legs. This should not require much once you are confidence itself. Drunk manlets are another story.
People moving? Have the confidence to say no.
Gay men? Either you decide to be bi or you learn to say no & brush it off.
Arrogance? Learn to shut the fuck up and be a bit humble. Be the wise teacher that shows other the strength/will/intelligence they already have rather than tear them down.
Girls intimidated? Give them a safe word and let the fun begin. Just learn the real shit and not that 50 Shades pseudo-shit.
>>35478608
This shit right here.
Gains attract weirdos.
FUCK.
>>35478638
somewhat related but worked out in my favor
>be half back
>go to Starbucks quite often and the cutie baristas all know who I am and my regular drink, iced black coffee/iced espresso
>relatively cold today in central Florida
>order a "flat white" (essentially a cappuccino)
>cutie barista says "not getting a black coffee today"
>before she finishes her sentence I blurt out "White is Right!"
>cutie barista laughs
>other dude barista laughs
>person in line behind me laughs
>nobody knows I'm a white supremacist in a brown body
>>35478761
yea, I prefer this. This makes sense.
>>35478567
Look at this manlet, trying to pick a fight.
>>35478828
>>35478864
His only a manlet of the body, not a manlet of the mind.
>>35478048
Bitches constantly groping my arms.
>>35478882
how can this possibly be bad
>>35478048
>buying new clothes
Made some serious gains over the course of 2 years and now my expensive suit doesn't fit. Tailor said there's not enough material to make a proper fit.
>>35478939
Isnt it obvious anon, he likes dick.
>>35478939
It's just kind of annoying.
People like to think I'm a human forklift. Other than that, not much.
>>35479025
What's the point of lifting if you never even lift anything?
>>35479032
Nah, I mean more like, they will purposefully seek me out and interrupt what I'm doing to have me lift something. It's flattering that they come to me, but the charm wears away quickly when it happens several times a day. Especially when they could have just gotten a ladder and/or someone else.
>>35479175
sounds annoying
>>35478820
Do both races a favor and please kill yourself.
>>35478048
I miss ice cream
>>35479782
IIFYM man.
I'm not saying to go full retard and consume half of your daily calories in poptarts and frozen pizza but a bowl of ice cream 2 or 3 times a week isn't going to negatively affect your physique or health if you fit it into your macros.
>>35478048
>make it
>get cgl-level gf
>stop going to /fit/
>Into aesthetics = vainness
>Charisma gains = bored by games people play
>END+ STR+ = Help everyone move
>Gf = honeymoon phase over + effort to understand another person + very irregular structure to life
>Grills pick up on you = Taken, sorry. Everything you're doing is irrelevant to me.
>Learn how to accept compliments, be vulnerable + always all over gf
Worth it
>>35478820
Kek
Pls bang her anon
>>35478761
>Just learn the real shit and not that 50 Shades pseudo-shit.
oh, youre one of those people, huh?
>>35480074
hwat
I really hate fat and obese people because I know how easy it is to cut
Just fucking eat less and do something (lifting, cardio, ANYTHING)
>>35478048
dem feels when the dishes look at you like an object and not a person
>>35478968
>Tailor said there's not enough material to make a proper fit.
you're a big guy
intimidate him harder
Now I'm strictly attracted to muscular men and have started to break down everyone's body critically in my head.
>good bc standards
>bad bc dad bods everywhere in college
>>35480463
The downey babies you're going to pop out when you don't wrap up
>>35478048
>people always assume that I am a smug, obnoxious, arrogant prick because I am in good shape.
This was especially bad in high school; it didnt feel good walking around knowing people looked at me like I was an asshole.
>>35478541
>manlets wanting to pick fights.
Especially bad in highschool, holy shit. I've lost count of how many times I've overheard skinny little faggots talking shit about ("he thinks he is so big" "he's not even that big" "I could probably lift more than him")
Finding pants that fucking fit
>>35478874
>>35478048
>by getting /fit/ it becomes a lot more clear if girls think u are ugly or not
and dam does it hurt
>people assume im a douche
>"Oh you're a computer science major? I wouldve guessed you're nutrition or something"
>"hey big guy my friend over here wants to feel your arms"
>"Hey big guy can you bench 4 plates yet?"
The heckling gets kinda old really, what I dont like is how people think intelligence and a good physique are mutually exclusive. As if you can be shredded and also in the engineering school.
>>35480074
Your text reads like shit
>>35478048
Overmired
>>35481770
>these autistic power fantasies
You may as well be a manlet
>Face
The farting t b h
I'm farting so fucking much these days, and it smells awfully
Having my gf sleep over is so stressfull, because I'm constantly clenching
Always being hungry
>>35482006
Do an enema before she comes over. No farts and she can peg you if she wants.
>>35481770
Skinnyfriend talking about fighting in eighth grade
"Yeah youre strong and stuff but youd also need really good agression and like i've got good aggression so I could probably win"
I wasn't even tryna make a point about me being able to win a fight against anybody, he was the one talking about it hahah
>>35478048
People are fit shaming me.
>>35482502
start fatshaming them?
>>35482506
Way ahead of you, anon.
>>35478048
>bad side of making it
You are now forever small
>>35478271
right there with ya
>>35482513
....wut
>>35482670
Quote from somewhere I'm pretty sure
Something about going into the weight room and being forever small compared to the rest of the lifting community despite being huge to the outside world - sorry if im unclear or wrong, its been a while since ive had to define the phrase cause its just one of those things you understand but dont know how to word
>>35482670
Body dysmorphia
>>35482513
Underrated
Things are pretty boring. Accomplishing my goals has left me without new ones. Pretty depressed nowadays, bro.
>>35482719
You are wrong. Newfag pls go.
>>35482006
Let the protein shake air for 20 minutes before you drink it. My farts decreased by 93% after I stopped drinking them immediately after shaking them.
Friends asking who would win in a fight, then not so subtly suggesting we duke it out at some kind of boxing gym.
Getting fucking sick of that shit.
I know for a fact that if I get into some kind of competitive fight with a friend, they won't be my friend anymore afterwards, and when I say stuff along those lines, they tried rationalising that they are friends with the people they fight with.
You don't ever grab lunch at a restaurant randomly with your fight buddies, outside of gym hours, do you? I fucking wouldn't.
>>35482788
I just saw someone talking about it using that reasoning somewhere, don't shoot the messenger
>>35482006
This
It's been especially bad lately
>>35482812
>newfag
>doesn't lurk before posting
>don't shoot the messenger
faggot
>>35482670
>carrying heavy weights on your spine for years makes you smaller
>>35482513
This desu
>At gym
>Friends sister tells me i am getting Big
> tell her maybe but i am still really small
> looks at me like i am retarded
>Says yeah small....
>at community college
>Teacher says we have to teach our classmates something next class
>one of my class mates yells anon should teach us how to get yoked!
>i think he is fucking with me
>>35482812
you can say wrong things in /fit/ if you want but don't make it obvious you're a newfag e.g. excusing youself or sounding insecure like >>35482719
>Quote from somewhere I'm pretty sure
>sorry if im unclear or wrong
>>35482811
In hang out with my boxing and kick boxing gym mates all the time
We beat the shit out of each other
Then go grab beer and dinner at a cheapo restaurant covered in bruises
>>35481788
Pic of legs, or youre a fat fuck.
>>35482903
It only takes 6 months of serious lifting to be big in the eyes of normies
>>35481803
"Hey big guy can you bench 4 plates yet?"
>It would be very painful
Nobody likes muscular chicks.
>last time I saw my aunt I was putting on the pork
>visit this Christmas and she buys me a large exercise shirt
>mfw I can easily fit a small or medium if I'm not trying to be a fag
>says I've lost some weight since the last time she saw me so I can just exchange for a smaller size
>new goal is to fit that large one day
And with all of this they still won't take my fucking advice when I try to help my sister lose weight
>mom says sister is getting a gut
>aunt suggests crunches
>I tell her it doesn't work that way and you just need to focus on burning calories
>but anon crunches burn calories
Fucking kill me
>>35480314
This right here.
Now I've got one less thing I can connect with normal people on
>losing weight is so hard
>hehe yeah I guess [autism triggered]
>>35478271
>needing a gf to validate your existence
With that mindset, get ready to die alone
>>35483297
>Nobody likes muscular chicks.
>>35478828
>>35482977
skelly detected
People assume I'm a cunt/douche/Chad.
If I'm walking at night people cross to the other side of the road rather than walk past me/near me.
People constantly ask how much I lift and when I tell them lie to me about how they slightly outlift me (or used too) despite it being clear they couldn't lift half that weight. At a family gathering I had a cousin tell me he used to bench 6 pl8 when he was in the army.
People ask me for fitness/diet advice and then ignore it.
I think /fit/ has given me body dysmorphia.
I think I gave my girlfriend body dysmorphia.
I autisically count my calories and my gf's calories.
Can't enjoy chocolate/soda/alcohol and most other carb heavy foods.
Ultimately though being /fit/ is worth all of it.
>>35481802
i feel you anon :(
>>35480380
Kek
>>35483414
We are the same friendo.
As for people assuming you're some kind if stupid dick.. i got a story
>Be me at a christmas party
>Just being my quiet friendless beta self
>Minding my own business eating pretzels and shit
>God awful legbeard gets drunk
>god awful leg beard starts trying to passively agressively bully me
>Keeps saying "right BRO!?" In a deep voice and smacking me on the back
>Shes posing all tough when talking at me
>Thinks im too stupid too realize shes making fun of me
>thinks im like some kind if frat bro
>tfw too shy to say anything
>tfw have no bros
>Tfw swole as fuck tho
>>35483532
>legbeard
That is wonderful.
>>35483414
People assume I'm a cunt/douche/Chad.
>Not there yet.
If I'm walking at night people cross to the other side of the road rather than walk past me/near me.
>Not there yet either.
People constantly ask how much I lift and when I tell them lie to me about how they slightly outlift me (or used too) despite it being clear they couldn't lift half that weight. At a family gathering I had a cousin tell me he used to bench 6 pl8 when he was in the army.
>Has happened a couple times.
People ask me for fitness/diet advice and then ignore it.
>All the fucking time. Count your damn calories. Here's the app. Never even download it.
I think /fit/ has given me body dysmorphia.
>Yes.
I think I gave my girlfriend body dysmorphia.
>Nope. She's constantly aware that I'm in better shape than she is though.
I autisically count my calories and my gf's calories.
>Yep.
Can't enjoy chocolate/soda/alcohol and most other carb heavy foods.
>Craft beers don't appeal to me anymore.
Ultimately though being /fit/ is worth all of it.
>When I DL 4 plaet I'll get back to you.
>>35483297
London!
Seriously though you are my fetish
>>35483532
>eating pretzels
Not gonna make it
>>35483414
>People ask me for fitness/diet advice and then ignore it.
>'You have it so easy anon, you lose weight just like that!'
>'Wow you have such good genetics and metabolism to get shredded like that'
>'I wish I was as good as this as you'
>'Yeah I'll start tomorrow!'
>>35480074
you are fucking retard m8
> buying blue collar shirts
> waist size s
> shoulders l-xl
are you fucking kidding me? how am i supposed to buy a nice fitting shirt? fucking fat people
>>35483747
learn to make shirts fuckface
>>35480074
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
>normie guy friends always comment on your size and muscles
>give you nicknames relating to how big you are
>pants don't fit right anymore
>large shirt is just a bit too baggy, medium is so tight
>girls love you when you're cutting, but flee when you're bulking
>why can't all fast foods have god macros like Chipotle
>>35483568
Thanks, bro. It helps to hear it. Too bad there's no guys like you where I live.
>>35480074
> Be sure
>Make it proud to me is the man
>Every body loves tacos
>Gf will slap the shoes you eat
>Appetise the glorious funding of the Africa
>Confident MrChanningT Supermong is DNP
Mate you make me want to punch my computer screen. I'm so mad right now
>>35478048
>be super fat
>not anywhere near my goal weight (still got at least 30 to go)
>people calling me "skinny"
>people buying me clothes for christmas that are a size too small
>people telling me I don't need to get up and go jog in the morning during family christmas vacation
>people asking how I lost all that weight, wanting advice, then completely ignoring it
>people pushing shitty food on me, getting actually annoyed when I don't eat it, and then acting like I'm an asshole when I tell them shoving a pecan pie in my face is pretty damn unappreciated
On the bright side, I beat myself up for actually eating some shitty food and not going to gym for nine days over the holidays and lost 5 pounds at my first weigh in.
>Too self conscious to make friends with girls with bfs
>Jelly of weaklings with gfs
>>35483532
She sounds alpha
>>35480419
This
I spend my time breaking down everyone's body and posture and thinking how they are shit for not taking care of there one and only body.
I also criticize a lot people that train for aesthetics/people that don't squat or squat barely to parallel or squat low bar or squat once a week, people with disguting form, people dressing with 500€ Rich froning equipement and deadlift 3 plates
>>35483876
>making friends with girls
Welp, I think I spotted your problem.
>>35478048
>all your old clothes no longer fitting you
Although I guess that happens well before you make it.
>>35483872
kek
>>35483847
PARIS
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>>35483847
A T L
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>>35478638
She and the frog have the same eyes.
>>35482006
Stop drinking your pointless shakes and eat whole foods dumbass.
>>35483414
>People constantly ask how much I lift and when I tell them lie to me about how they slightly outlift me (or used too) despite it being clear they couldn't lift half that weight. At a family gathering I had a cousin tell me he used to bench 6 pl8 when he was in the army.
This happened to me and if you give a straight answer to "how much do you lift" you will lose at their game. Instead just smirk and say "I could lift you." Especially if they're a manlet they are done.
>>35478271
>validating own existence by having a gf
bad news anon
>>35483969
BASED
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D
>>35478048
im surprised no one has commented the fact that friends will always ask you to train them or help them out in the gym.
Freinds are always asking for me to workout with them and make them a plan (which I do, because I love fitness and want to spread the love, bih) but they lack the dedication to even come after a week.
>>35483847
What faggatronic place do you live where they don't like muscular girls?
>>35478761
fuggn 5 stars govn'a
>>35478828
fucking kek
>>35481794
Anon is right, you know?
>>35483297
I've always wanted to put my dick in a qt Amazon girl but they don't exist.
Life is truly suffering.
>>35483149
For Ron Weasley
>>35482771
>I finished my To Do list...now wut?
make a new one, and finish it.
Is becoming Auschwitz mode, regarding bodyfar, a good goal if I want to visit the Auschwitz Museum wearing rags and looking malnutritioned while a "you are germany" banner is above me in Summer?
I am a turk though, wanna do this with a german friend of mine
>>35483996
yeah, but
>ppl say "u should take me to the gym sometime"
>tell them when i'm going
>never show up; "let me just be a lazy piece of shit today!"
>then complain i never workout w/ them
meanwhile
>hungry skelly that complained to me says he's going to the gym
>everyone wants to go to gym w/ him
every fucking time
>>35483551
You've never heard that term before?
>>35478638
You're the common stereotype. You have to change your attitude as well as your body. Neckbeards will never get this.
>>35483917
It's good practice, yo.
>>35484051
>I'm a turk
GERMANY
YES
>>35484051
A turk living in germany on fit??
Arkadas nerde yaşion?
>Frankfurt reporting in
>>35483367
Well she is technically right...
>>35484141
> Bielefeld.
Isch echsistir nischt Alta!
Cok garib bu Kent
>>35483532
Ill be your friend Colorado?
>>35484051
>>35484141
Go back to your own country.
>>35478048
I learned that I can't handle the attention.
>>35484278
they don't want us until we finish college or have money they can have.
It is not like anyone desires you either.
>>35484189
I mean technically. I just hate the idea of my little sister trying to lose weight doing crunches for hours then quitting when she doesn't see results so she can go "muh genetics" even though she's fucking related to somebody that's making it.
Especially when my mom could just feed her less shit and make her run more. Join fucking track.
>>35482923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-rj5itmPuc
>>35484342
Gotcha friendo my family is mix of fit people and lazy slobs on both sides ghe ones who do exercise regularly try to get ones who dont
Its a hassle sometimes
I can't sleep as comfortably as when I was a twink. That's about it honestly
I'm a charming borderline fatbro and girls are constantly mirring my humor, dated a model-tier girl and currently have a chubby gf. I often got overlooked, made out to be the nice guy, constantly called "hey big guy" (not the for y-you) kind.
Question is any other fatbros go to skinny and notice girls properly miring you that previously didn't give you a chance?
>>35484415
My hope is that one day I'll be so shredded that she can look up to me as the older brother and role model to know she can do the same. Maybe not shredded but at least not a slob like 95% of the population.
Be that beacon
I'm obsessed with logging every single fucking calorie to the point where I avoid social situations at restaurants that don't have nutritional info sometimes
>>35484465
Skinny gril?
>>35484465
A-are you a wizard?
Well, to be fair, I gained 15lbs during a 4 month depression spell so technically not that skinny now but I'm cutting now and waiting for anavar in the mail.
>>35482771
Isn't the bigger issue that your goals are too low instead? Try to aim higher
>>35478820
>"White is Right!"
>>35480074
Jesus fucking Christ, what are you trying to say?
>>35478882
only when its fat bitches that think they can fuck me
>>35478048
People expect more of you. I get off with a lot more when my size reflected my laziness
>>35484246
Y-you too
>>35484464
Fuck her right in the pussy
The stares and expectation to act on it and talk to her
Gay guys are extremely attracted to you
>>35484803
loooool im a chub chub and gay guys love me
P.S. usaly they are older then my dad
PPS:once i homless guy tried to invite me for brekfeast and sex with the mony i just gave him
PPPS:this sorta thing started happening ehn i was a skelly but never stopped
>>35484803
>Gay guys are extremely attracted to you
>bad side of lifting
>Gay guys are extremely attracted to you
>>35478761
>Just learn the real shit and not that 50 Shades pseudo-shit.
And where should I do that?
>>35484885
>Bug chasing on easy mode
Certain people try to touch me without warning.
>>35484907
I went to a fetish party thinking it was gonna be a fucking orgy but it ended up being a bunch of faggots like that guy who were basically LARPing. Like they got all pissy if you didnt refer to them as sir or mistress or archduke or whatever thr fuck. Then, after drinking all their wine and just calling everyone 'dude' a bunch, i stood around with like 15 greasy virgin runescape enthusiasts watching a fat chick get hit with a ping pong paddle. Gayest shit ive ever done.
Tldr; that guy thinks its cool to be a level 12 mage instead of assfucking milfs
>>35481802
how so?
>>35482802
But muh anabolic window
About a year and half after I started lifting all I hear from people is how big I am and muscular.
> Dismorphia makes me feel tiny
> thanks /fit
>>35480074
Lol wtf are you Russian?
Have gfs friends and other girls relentlessly hit on you to the point where >tfwgf feels like a bad thing
>>35484621
>people well below my level aggressively flirt with me
>glad im not a woman
>>35482493
Everyone thinks they can fight and most insecure guys want to measure dicks and talk a big game when they know they won't get checked. Don't hang out with people who are like that anon, took me a while to figure out distancing myself from the talkers and surrounding myself with doers was the way to go. It changes your game up.
I've become a skeleton chaser, now I only feel attracted to girls with eating disorders. It's not even to be romantic and bbygrl with them, just pump'n'dump. I have a list of them and I cycle through it regularly.
I'll probably stop once one of them dies from her condition.
>>35485137
I dont know if you can blame that on lifting really anon
>>35478048
>5'9
>live in china for a year
>lift 3 times a week in shitty cheap campus gym
>eat shitty cheap greasy chinese food
>gain 20lbs
>come back, "wow anon you got huge" etc
>tall/big friends all want to arm wrestle me
>most of them win lel
>strong manlet arms can't beat 6'7 noodle arms
>>35485137
Do you really find that fucking knee attractive?
>>35484534
>A-are you a wizard?
auch
>>35485160
That's because lifting won't make your arm wrestling technique better. It's about leverage and "wrenching" your opponents arm down
>source: that one pro arm wrestler who had like one huge arm and one tiny one.
>>35483414
>I think /fit/ has given me body dysmorphia.
>I think I gave my girlfriend body dysmorphia.
Is it supposed to be because of SS?
>>35485137
Pls eat
>>35485312
Its probably because of everyone's estats and shitting on eachother constantly in CBTs.
>Think you look pretty good
>Feeling proid of gains
>check /fit/
>See someone who looks like you getting rekt for being a dyel
>>35485137
Thanks mr.skeltal
>>35483565
This.
>>35481753
This.
I've got a good posture so I seem to look down on others. This combined with shyness (i.e. not talking much with other people)
Conclusion? I must be an arrogent fuck.
luckily this got better since I became more outgoing
>>35478048
well, when you are used to being fat, even when you are very fit you still feel that you arent good enough
I have a size 30 waist and good mass, yet I still dont think im in great shape. I guess dysmorphia is good for one thing: it keeps you hitting the gym to get better.
still, the drive to get better never goes away.
>>35485184
You have no idea, bro. Also:
>pointy elbows
>protruding hip bones
>visible ribcage
>mosquito bites with ultrapuffy nipples
>big hairs, tons of make up
>loose fitting clothes
>>35478820
My sides have left the planet
>>35478864
Don't give a fuq what pics show of this midget.
He's a novelty by every sense of the word. Always will be.
He should just an hero.
>The jealousy
>the passive aggressiveness
>everyone always shit testing you
>no one is your real friend anymore because they see you as a threat because of your better looks
>everything that is normally looked upon: Reading literature, being interested in scince and arts becomes compensating in the eyes of the others
>all girls now like you, but only because of your body
The ride never ends
>>35485600
And yet he still gets more cash, recognition and ass than you.
Perhaps take your own advice?
>get fit
>not satisfied
>get cut
>not satisfied, bulk up
>get cut
>not satisfied, could still be better
it's an endless pursuit of perfection.
>>35485377
This has been my life thus far.
>>35485620
>>all girls now like you, but only because of your body
this is only why I like girls so seems like a solid goal to me.
Craving pad thai already.
Only a week into cutting from Xmas gorging and I'm fighting bitch ass cravings.
Pissed me off I'm so weak minded.
>>35485645
This.
>>35485630
GoT cockrider detected.
>>35485692
can't you make some healthy macro-fitting pad thai though?
>>35485715
>A wild Hater appears!
>Hater uses saltiness
>It's not very effective...
>Hater uses insult
>It's not very effective...
>Hater uses an hero
>It's super effective!!!!
>>35485692
your body needs carbs in addition to protein to build muscle
dont go low carb
>>35485755
That's a good idea. I'm awful at cooking tho and it probably wouldnt taste as good as the take out place I enjoy.
>mfw I have no idea how many calories are in pad thai
>>35483872
not him but you're tripping me the fuck out right now
>>35485775
I eat pasta/oats/brotein shakes every day.
>Inb4 read the sticky.
Just something about take out makes me cringe man.
>>35485630
Dont steal my images from /fraud/ and post them around all of /fit/ on your shitty iphone shitlord
>>35483847
M A N C H E S T E R
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C H E S T E R
>>35485764
>mfw your God failed you
>>35485829
noodles arent going to kill you though
check myfitnesspal for a generic entry if you are guessing calories, or look up the name of the restaurant.
it isnt say, deep fried kfc...it's thai noodles. doubt it's going to be too bad for you.
>live nearby a private boarding school, their girls are all around town after classes
>getting mired by preppy jailbait frequently, particularly by this skinny one I keep running into
>should I? I shoulf, fuck it, it's legal in New England anyway
>start taking out the skinny one on dates, roping her in slowly, wrapping her around my finger
>pop her cherry on halloween, keep seeing her, keep banging her, she starts to get attached
>realize how much she cares about me, how much I mean to her, start feeling guilty
This is bullshit, old me wouldn't have given a shit about it and just dumped her. But here I am now with a conscience, wanting to do the right thing and be a good boyfriend to her, wanting to make her enjoy her first time in love so she remembers it fondly until she's an old lady and her old brain erases me from her memory.
What the hell is wrong with me?
>>35478820
>be half black
Not going to make it. Shame on your parents...
>>35485902
>What the hell is wrong with me?
Sudden Onset Acute Oneitis. It's a sign of lowering test levels.
>>35485878
I've been debating posting and asking about it for weeks honestly but didn't wanna sound like the rest of these neckbeards fishing for reassurance.
Thank you for the help man. Much appreciated.
>>35485868
>Image ownership
>On the Internet
>Claiming ownership of images posted on a Mongolian pubic hair twine collection board
Don't want it shared, don't post it you fucking numpty
>>35485943
if you eat healthy regularly, occasional fast food wont kill you, especially if it's something simple like noodles.
just dont have deep fried crap all the time for example.
>>35486043
I've been considering doing a bulk til summer but I just don't have the money in my budget anon.
How long would you suggest waiting to do a bulk after starting lifting?
>>35483847
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>>35486225
im eating close to maintenance, so 2250cals or so...trying to add muscle slowly while minimizing fat gain, cant complain so far.
no point in cutting unless you have muscle to show imo. better to add muscle then cut down after i'd say
>>35483847
PLS PLS PLS BE IN ATL
>>35486291
Damn nice.
I just started last May, nothing special atm but I've never had a four pack til now so can't complain.
I just know I won't be able to make gains and lose weight at the same time for much longer, soon I'm gonna have to start bulking. Scares me to think about gaining weight again...I hate being fat bro.
>>35483747
Just sew them in. It's easy to do. Buy one with proper shoulders and sew the waist in.
>>35486349
eating close to maintenance essentially puts you in recomp mode: you can gain muscle at a slight surplus, but it's slower than a "dirty" bulk. the plus is you minimize fat gain.
in any case dont cut too many cals, at most 500 below maintenance. if you cut too many cals you'll stall your metabolism: so eat enough good foods to keep that going.
>>35483875
Keep it up, you're going to make it
>>35483847
M E... Fuck this
Mexico
>>35486039
You. I like you.
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>>35486039
>pubic hair twine collection board
We legit need a new board for that
>>35485187
w-woher?
>>35483297
Bullshit
>>35483297
dated a muscular chick
best sex ever, also really cute, but you could see that she was pretty narcistic and self centered.
>>35478541
none of this has happened to me in the last years, the only one that used to happen were the farts but that was like 2 years ago, what the hell do you eat man??
>>35487767
Beans and proteens
>>35483847
Dublin?
>>35485160
isn't the average height in china like 5 foot 6, how can you have so many lanklet friends??
>>35478048
Never being satisfied with yourself
Having to hold yourself from cheating
And. at least not that I've noticed, guys trying to pick up fights with you to test you out. Even my box trainer asked me if any guy ever tried to get into a fight with me just because I'm big
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>>35485939
Oh shit, sounds serious.
Is there a cure, or am I doomed?
>>35483801
>give you nicknames relating to how big you are
>mr biceps
>>35485137
THANK MR SKELTAL
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>>35488358
this
the guy in my class literally calls me ''back'', which is retarded because i have wide shoulders but a lacking back muscles
>>35488672
>which is retarded because i have wide shoulders but a lacking back muscles
Autist logic
>>35478048
I can't think of any.
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>>35484973
Lol wtf
>>35484973
FUCKING THIS
The bondage crowd is a bunch of autistic weaboo goth kids who think they are so cool and sexy for tying each other in rope. Real beta shit.
Just find a hot girl and dominate her if you want to brehs but stay away from that fucking scene
>>35483875
good good good keep going
>>35478048
>apparently I'm "big" or "ripped" by normie standards
>can't take a compliment at all
>I think people are making fun of me when I get called hot or big
>can't wake up
Even though i look like a chad now i will always be that 150 lbs 18 year old beta at heart.
The shy cute girls i used to go for are now intimidated by me, and i don't trust all the girls in my league for a relationship. They will cheat and be on another dick everytime you turn your back.
So now im stuck in a limbo, and im tired of the one nighters, i just want someone to spoon with, smell their hair and whisper i love you into their ear. I just want to travel the world and start a life with some loyal cute girl.
>>35483367
She's not wrong.
>>35489097
Then you wake up next to them and realize that without makeup they are horrible, wretched creatures with dirty rooms.
One problem is that pants never fit me anymore in my size even though my squat max for 5 reps is slightly under 2 pl8 kek.
>>35489097
c-can you post a pic, senpai
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>>35483747
meby work on your abs and obliques?
>>35489097
Just date below your league, it's not rocket-science, bro
>>35478048
>finished chest and tricep workout
>pretty lean (sub 10%) 6'0 185lbs
>finish workout and go front desk to hand in towel
>behind this nyr chick, friends with receptionist
>"there was this guy doing chest fly's (me)"
>heart skips a beat... go on...
>"i could see like the lines under his shoulder muscles (striations im assuming) it was so gross..."
>thanks /fit/
>a-anon you have it so easy, i barely eat anything, but i still gain fat
>how much calories do you take in
>i-i don't know, but it is really few
>hey anon what is in your sportbag? Must be whey and chickenbreast
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i didn't even make it
>>35489950
she was not worthy brah
>>35489950
Kek
>>35478541
Manlets really are the worst. Asian manlets are the worst of the worst though.
>>35485902
it's callend being in love.
>>35483847
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>>35483847
Post pic we rate
>>35483297
I would marry you tomorrow if you look even remotely like picrelated
>>35478541
Yep.
>>35480074
Dude my dog happened to pass by the monitor while I was reading your turd of a post and let out a big fart.
>>35483847
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>>35485902
That's real sweet, bro.
Take her to the gym with you and teach her how to eat proper so she makes the mental association between healthy habits and young love.
