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>be me yesterday running through park
>it's about 45°
>just finished my 5th mile, I'm running at a steady 7mph
>about to overtake some chubby faggot as he's going really slow
>as I proceed to commence overtaking the fucker speeds up
>lol
>he cant handle running at high speeds so he slows down again
>im still behind him
>decide to fuck around with him a bit
>do the overtaking thing again to make him speed up
>do this 3 more times to tire him out
>finally speed up to 10mph
>faggot tries to speed up, he can't
> a minute later I look behind me and I cant see him
>feelsgoodman
anyone else wanna share stories of how they make people feel bad ?
>>35471898
>Go on the magic box of humans, where millions of humans hide behind their magic boxes
>they tell stories about their 'real life'
>I do nothing but remind them how pathetic they behave, and how pitiful their lives are
>"I'm autistic."
is all i read
>>35471961
are you the fat guy from OP?
>Me in 6th grade running track
>Finish my mile in 5:55
>Proud
>Watching people cross line
>fatty crosses at about 7:00
>finally.jpg
>keeps running
>wat
>turns out everyone lapped him
>10 minute mile
>>35471898
>running
>calls other people faggots
you run cause you are too much of a bitch to lift weights.
>>35473627
>what is cutting
>>35472255
Are you the guy from the warlizard forum? XD
>>35471898
Running story not related to being a /gymbully/
>last august
>running around boston college campus area
>passing parking area in front of apartments at night
>some suv parked but running with lights on
>my path goes directly in front of it
>I slow to a walk because I'm tired
>notice chick in passenger seat, another chick standing next to the driver seat both staring at me
>I should mention I'm shirtless and at the peak of my cut, and it was dark so they couldn't see my ugly face
>they flick the headlights at me when I go by
>headphone in so I can't hear anything
>I wave but don't really look
>start running away because autistic
I will always wonder what they wanted and regret not stopping to talk to them
>>35475646
fatty confirmed
>>35475737
all you needed to say was "hey whatsup" and it wouldve flowed from there. They were probably ugly anyway
