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>woke up to a small wart on my dick
>had sex with 6 girls in december
>all one night stands
>wondering how to go from here

does duct tape really work better for removing warts than wart remover that retail stores sell?
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Probably just cut your dick off. You don't want to risk the chance of that shit spreading anon.
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>>35445993
The trick is to have gender reassignment surgery twice to confuse the stds. That way you get a totally blank slate, tho it does also mean you become a virgin again.
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>>35445831
Go to the doctors, genital warts are different than regular warts brah
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>>35445993
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
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bump :(
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>>35445831
>be a fucking degenerate
>get std
You deserve it.
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>>35446408

Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread
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>>35446158
>>35446416


>Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread

Is this guy serious?
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>>35446158
>>35446416
Is this a new meme ?
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>>35446459
Apparently, that or the assumption that only an idiot would get an std stands.
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>>35446459
Yes, anon, it's a new le funny may-may.
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>>35446459
No, it's just one guy trying to force it like that guy who kept posting that top meme picture on every thread.
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>have unprotected sex with 6 random bitches
>get an std

You're dumb. Better hope it's HPV and not herpes, dumbass. Go to the doctor.
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I decided to be nice and reply. I've had genital warts for 4 years now. Go to a doctor and get the acid treatment or dry ice. Don't do it yourself and be an idiot. Welcome to the world of hpv my friend you're here forever.
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>>35446529

do they come back even after you treat them?
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>>35446158
Lol
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>>35446529
holy fuck, that post gave me chills down my spine
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I rejoice in your misery feels good to be clean and not fuck every piece of pussy that's out there did the 6 girls even look good?
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What degenerate trash you have to bang to get these diseases anyways, I mean have enough respect for you dick to not stick it into anyone that's willing ffs
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I have Hvp, but in my country all girls get vaccinated unless their parents don't want them to. So its pretty much impossible to spread it, i was just unlucky with some chick whos parents were antivaccers.
And if you're lucky like me your body flushes it out in a year or two. Havent had any for more than 3 years now, and according to my doc they will most likely never come back and im now immune to that strain.
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>>35445831
I used the tape method before. It makes the flesh raw AF underneath if you don't use a band-aid for buffer. Dunno how it would work with a dick though, I would recommend seeing a doctor.
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>>35445831
>I'm a good anon and will be disease free

no
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Fuuuuuuck
>be me back in high school
>16 years old have 19 qt gf that I still have to this day
>be hanging out with my best homy
>he's looking supper down
>ask him what's up
>"anon, you know how I have a coldsore right?"
>yeah what's so bad tho
>"I ate out this one chick and then fucked her, dude we both have herpes now"
>mfw
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>>35445831
Yes
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>>35446158

Kill yourself chad

Also if youre too much of a pussy ass punk to do the only reasonable thing and end your pathetic philandering, cockwart existence, maybe start wearing condoms you dipshit
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>>35451099
You can still get HPV with a condom.

I don't get why people don't vaccinate their kids for HPV.
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>>35450426
So you and your friend have herpes? And what does your gf have to do with this story?
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> Something like 99% of people have HPV
> You only get the warts if your immune system is weak
> You can burn them off with apple cider vinegar, but careful because its also caustic to healthy skin if left on too long.
> You can scrape them off/surgically remove it yourself
> Immune supplements can help, like taking D3
> I fuck girls without telling them, and just leave the lights off
> Only one girl has noticed them, and fucked me anyways but made me wear a rubber
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http://jid.oxfordjournals.org/content/198/6/827.full

Read the study then calm your tits.

No reason you shouldn't get gardasil anyways. though.
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>>35445831

Buy some liquid nitrogen.

Apply it to the wart spots using a q-tip
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