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What kind of exercises would get you such a body?
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What kind of exercises would get you such a body?
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Genetics 1xF
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Train quads and hamstrings for 8 months
Abs are the same
Squat ATG

Goal body achieved
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Genetics

or

Waist trainer, lipo, implants and good photoshop.
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>>35423323
How to train quads and hamstrings at home? Without equipment I mean?
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>>35423305
Squats every day

Literally nothing else
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>>35423401
There's many bodyweight exercises you can do, just go on YouTube or google it.

Don't neglect your diet.
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>>35423310
This is your answer. She has ridiculously wide hips - no amount of training can give you that if you don't have it already.
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>>35423423
>>35423310
I would agree with these anons, It's her genetics. She doesn't really have an athletic body, She has low body fat which bring out her sexy features. She's a babe.
Just eat right, do cardio, and do a little resistance training. You will also be able to develop a unique sexy, distracting body.
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>>35423310
>>35423423
I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped as hell. Her right leg is out of focus but her left leg is sharp. I doubt she was kicking her leg forwards or something when she took the picture so something is definitely up. Looking at it a little more her hips are like twice as wide as her ribcage which I'm pretty sure isn't genetically possible.

Either way you wanna be doing some squats, lunges, hip abductions, really anything that's gonna be working your upper legs or your glutes. Put some fat on and you'll fill out nicely.
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>>35423485
I don't know about that. The grains of the picture on either side of her legs seem unaffected. And if she's going to put that much effort into making a good picture I wold imagine the first step is buying a new, good camera.
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>>35423423
I do have wide hips and also a thin waist, It's just not as "accentuated" as hers. I think it can get close with exercise.
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>>35423525
If you already have it then what the fuck are you asking for
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>>35423305
Follow this routine:

Delete character 3x5
Restart game with wide hips and laughable tits 3x5
Eat whatever you want and don't exercise 5x3
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ITT: OP takes a pic of herself and pretends to act like she wants to become that.

Goddamn, attention whoring to another level.
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>>35423546
It doesn't look as good...
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>>35423566
That's not her
That picture is older than 4chan
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>>35423576
Read the file name dingus
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>>35423574
Because you're not her
And because her picture is photoshopped
Don't be stupid
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>>35423546
OP wants to be cuter obviously

>>35423566
Nah if this was real attention whoring OP would be posting multiple pics. I know from experience attention whoring.

>>35423574
Real talk it isn't healthy to set impossible goals for yourself. Some things just can't be done. At least you have tits presumably.
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>>35423566
No, you can look up the photo, it has been posted many times before
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>>35423485

I think it's mostly the pose. She has hands behind her and seems to be leaning back, which makes her chest look smaller, in turn making the hips look out-of-proportion big.
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>>35423401

Squats/wall sits
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>>35423596
Yeah I can see that with the camera positioned at her knees and tilted upward.
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>>35423582
You can't possibly be this retarded
Or this much of a fucking newfag
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>>35423582
Try "tripson" on google retard
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>>35423626
here's a shocking find from google btw
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>>35423626
>high test thread
I see we have very similar problems, OP

>>35423643
Called it. The fuck is she doing with her leg though?
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>>35423655
That very picture from OP was posted in that thread on /r9k/
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>>35423643
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>>35423305
about 3 dicks a day id say
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>>35423643
>Reminder that pretty much every pic of a woman with disproportionately large hips or ass is shopped
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>>35423485
>I'm pretty sure this is photoshopped as hell
just a bit....she used to go by the name Tripson. real name Michelle
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>>35423695
>those hips though
Pretty good even without the photoshop assuming this one isn't also photoshopped. I wish I had girl genes.
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cut your dick off first anon
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>>35423562
>eat whatever you want
Youre fucking retarded, shes clearly skinny.
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>>35423734
Eating whatever you want doesn't mean eating 2500 calories of it
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>>35423626
You have the legit gayest ff skin.
Gaylord
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>>35423711
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>>35423753
It's just cupcakes and unicorns
What's gay what about that?
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>>35423758
Well at least my ass is on par with hers.
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>>35423745
One thing a fatty eats can be 700 calories for like 3 bites.
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>>35423804
Like what? Even pizza isn't that calorific
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>>35423758
40+ is fatty territory. Especially since her waist can be much smaller judging by non Photoshop pic. She's probably even more fat now and probably why she doesn't can whore anymore. Seriously why would you want toblook like that Photoshop job? Nothing fits, she has no tits. She honestly looks pretty disappointing irl
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>>35423830
That measuring tape is clearly on pretty loose
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>Photoshopping to receive attention from basement dwellers on 4chan

Kek. Women are pathetic.
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>>35423830
sry about ur low test f4m
she doesn't cam whore anymore because she got a 'real' 'modelling' gig (Wicked Weasel)
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>>35423865
I'm pretty sure it was the basement dwellers themselves who shooped it
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>>35423695
this one is a bad pose, since her hips are turned
makes hips look smaller
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>>35423865
I think it's pretty silly but I can understand why women do it. There's a lot of pressure on them to look cute.
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>>35423804
Lava cake
You're a dumb fuck roastie btw
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>>35423305
I don't deem this worksafe. Moreover, threads like this are constantly lowering the bar on a homosexual board with already low expectations.
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>>35423872
lord have mercy
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>>35423872
That's kind of gross
I don't get it lads
What's so hype about women?
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>>35423904
But anon modelling stuff is even more heavily photoshopped than anything you can find on the internet.
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>>35423921
Those slutty hipster brands like american apparel and whatever shit she's modeling for tend not to do it much tho
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>>35423643
>>35423688
>>35423664
>>35423655
>>35423660

its a different pic
look at the angle of the right leg
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>>35423753
i guess girls can't be girls?
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>>35423955
That's just what they want you to think, anon.
Modelling is fucking depressing.
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>>35423982
But like they'll just fuck with your skin and shit not your goddamn bone structure
I think
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>>35423688
check out Lily Sincere
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>>35423919
uhhh but anon if you don't like women, that means you might be gay!
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>>35423970
FAGGOT
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>>35423401
pistol squats
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>>35423988
Nah man they're paid to make shit as appealing as possible. Guaranteed her waist was made more slim and her hips were widened.
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>>35423998
I guess lolis can't be lolis?
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>>35423872
I actually take pills daily to help fight chronic excessive testosterone. Legit hormone.e imbalance . You don't know the first thing about hormones
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>>35423872
>>35423872
This isn't impressive. Honestly looks like a chubby older version of me with smaller tits. And seriously nothing fits you if your whr is legit 25/36 in. Opie why would you want this, this is what I worked out of
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>>35424099
you can't say that and not post a pic
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>>35424099
Delusional tranny detected
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>>35424099
>pretending to be a girl on the internet
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>>35424106
I can and will. I'm not asking for advice on what muscle groups need improvement, a pic is not necessary. My measurements are 35-25-36 and each thigh is 22 for reference though. When my hips were around 40 I was fat and felt like shit, idk why its desirable
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>>35424106
>>35424111
>>35424131
Guaranteed no pics will be posted. She's just upset that the picture looks cuter than her. I know because I'm upset that the picture looks cuter than me.
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>>35424099
Post pic pls.
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>>35424139
I can tell you in advance that you didn't look anywhere near as good as the girl you are trying to compete with

But hey post that pic and prove me wrong
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>>35424099
>this is what I worked out of
I reckon you done goofed then
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>>35423305
My ex had similar proportions, small upper body, small tits, huge hips and thighs. It really is the best body type.
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>>35423758
>40"
>my butt is 44"
>I am male
Fuck.
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>>35424144
That picture looks really doughy and pear shaped
Not even that bitch who's boasting but I'm not impressed desu
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>>35424144
Whatever fatty, Idgaf if your goal body is a chubby non fit, thats your problem. Just goes to show you must be fat as fuck to start out with to have 40 inch hips as your goal body. Stay fat/mad, and thanks for the confidence boost.
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>>35424189
>>35424191
It's kay I understand
We can hug it out later
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>>35424168
> I can tell you in advance that you didn't look anywhere near as good as the girl
I know, i look 100x better because i took amazing whr genetics and actually took the time and energy to get fit
>trying to compete with
There is no competition, were not even in the same weight class kek
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>>35424187
you're also probably a bit taller than the avg girl so the proportions aren't as striking
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>>35424139
>hey guys i'm a fucking goddess fuark
>no i will not prove it

you're full of shit
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>>35424099
you literally dun goofed
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>>35424224
Why aren't you a model yet if you're better than a real model?

O right you're just trolling

Fuckoff "le grill"
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>>35424224
I wonder if the obnoxious girl who keeps bragging about everything but does never ever show receipts is always the same girl or if there's more than one
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>>35423305
BREH
R
E
H
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Neglect from daddy 1xF
Genetics 1xF
Black Dick InfinityxF
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>>35424209
>>35424174
>hey guys I'm a goddess
Well its not my fault you unnecessarily literally put pussy you don't even know on a pedestal, I never mentioned being a "goddess". Never trust a Guy who so eagarly puts stranger pussy on a pedestal.
>because there's nothing sexier than creeps like you jerking it to me
>because I so desperately require your stranger approval to survive
Get over yourselves. I've seen your cbt and face threads, the thought of you guys jerking it is repulsive
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>>35424259
why do most women hate having a good ass
>b-b-but I was fat!
is it because they want to become something new and get into a delusional state?
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>>35423643
so this is why women complain about unrealistic standards

little nerds see OP's pic and set that as their standard when in reality it's all photoshop
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>>35424280
>implying you are jerkworthy
Bitch you are trash and no amount of >implyiing I'm beautiful will make you beautiful
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>>35424174
Her thighs are gross and too big, mine still are as well. I'd rather not attract "high test" guys, good attractive men aren't into that shit.
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>>35424280
>Get over yourselves. I've seen your cbt and face threads, the thought of you guys jerking it is repulsive


Honestly the ones that actually post themselves are probably the cream of the crop
The rest, the ones that actually spend their time shitposting here, must be dire
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>>35424309
top tier bait 2bh
if not
>wanting to go skeleton mode
literally stupid
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>>35424309
Every straight man in the universe would go for that, wide birthing hips and plump thighs are instinctively attractive. They aren't even that huge either, you're just jelly m8.
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>>35423401
pistol squats--start by using a door frame for balance
split squats-use a chair
bird dogs
nordic hamstring curl if you have something heavy enough to hold your feet down
interval sprints for 50-300m with 1-2min breaks between sprints.
hill sprints for 20-50m.
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>>35424309
>If you don't like me you must be a weirdo or something. A-Amirite guise?
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>>35424309
>good attractive men aren't into that shit
complete delusion 2bh
I guess media brainwashing girls into unhealthy standards was real after all
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>>35424253
>if you're attractive you automatically become a model
Because it'd be a damn shame to waste my IQ/cognitive capacity on something as dense as being.g a living coathanger? Just because you have the looks, doesn't mean you're a ditz. Why isn't Emma Watson acting? Because she has better, more important things to contribute to society.
>pretty girls are only good for looking Purdy
Grow the fuck up its 2016 almost
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>>35424259
All pretty girls are obnoxious to you, aren't they?
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>>35424366
> Don't be a do nothing bitch. C'mon, it's the current year.
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>>35424366
What the fuck is going on
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>>35424378
I guess girls in general think being obnoxious is cool these days
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>>35424354
You can keep your Kim kardashians, kayne. Every Guy who's posted a pic and is into "high test" has been repulsive. Ill stick with my fit Guy who respects fit bodies
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>>35424366
Fuck off with your elitest, sexist bullshit. You think there aren't intelligent models? You think smart people have some kind of noblesse oblige?
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>>35424414
kek, comparing good-looking girls to kardashian scum. You're touching the bottom and going into ad hominem, bb
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>>35424280
you're saying you look a lot better than a girl most of the thread are "breh-ing" over, so you must look fantastic, YOU get over yourself, post a pic to prove all us wrong, it has really nothing to do with your gender bitch.
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>>35424378
>>35424404
And some will never realize that maybe its not the 100 other people, but them.that's the actual problem. You're like that chick that keeps dating guys that all end in the same problem, and then blames them.instead of looking at yourself
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>this angry skeleton girl in this thread
>m-muh IQ is what prevents me being a model
T O P
O
P
K E K
E
K
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>>35424366
>its 2016 almost
t h e
c u r r e n t
y e a r
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>>35424442
Nah pretty sure it's an attitude problem
I'm pretty chill and well liked but that doesn't stop me from judging and observing other people and noticing some of them really do think being a cunt and a bad bitch is somehow cool
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>>35424404
>girl refuses to post pic for you to jerk off to
>Wahhh you're so mean and obnoxious
dude its the internet, go Google some other bitch to jerk it to
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>>35424464
>implying were aren't jerking for the third time to your tears
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>>35424422
If you're seriously modeling you don't have the time to go to university, get a.PhD etc. If they do get both its usually at separate times. There isnt physical enough time to efficiently do both. And your brain is like muscle in that if you don't use it, you'll lose it as neurons prune and such.
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>>35424366
Who cares about your IQ, you're only on this earth to get fucked by men and we only care about looks. Now post pics so we can see if your worthy of passing on genes.
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>>35424433
>>35424433
There's literally no head on opie pic. Body by body op pic and kardashian aren't that far off. (Except boobs)
>beauty as determined by this headless corpse
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>>35424488
>And your brain is like muscle in that if you don't use it, you'll lose it as neurons prune and such.


W-what?
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>>35424504
U
Mad
Brah?
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>>35424504

She won't because on top of being retarded (just look at her posts) she's probably fat as well. topkekerino
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>>35424521
Don't worry bro. She has a high IQ
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>>35424461
>Nan its all the other people that have the same problem with me, not me
Of course you would say that, its part of the detrimental cycle you love to play
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>>35424552
Nah bro trust me I'm on top of it
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>>35424488
Getting a degree isn't the defining feature of being intelligent, and there's no reason why a model wouldn't use their intelligence in their day to day life. I know several smarter than you.
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this is a fit women, not some skeletonmode you are trying to achieve
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>>35424449
I actually wish I was a skeleton, thighs and hips too juicy remember?
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>>35423305
Name?
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>>35424521
>>35424545
>>35424521
I'm surprised you're surprised by this. Your neurons are constantly pruning off what you don't use and strengthening the connections that you do use. Its common knowledge as far as brain science goes.
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>>35424583
Her name is Adobe
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>>35424611
You make it sound like it's impossible to learn something new
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>>35424529
The fact that you want to wish so hard that I'm at least fat brings a smile to my face.
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>>35424559
> Getting a degree isn't the defining feature of being intelligent
Never said it was, lots of idiots manage to get them with enough time and money. But in a world of billions to compete with 99% of people wont even let you get your foot in the door/take you seriously without some sort of degree- if anything just to show that you can accomplish something.on hard paper. You must be pretty dense if you haven't realized this by now.
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>>35424559
>>35424559
>I know several models smarter than you.
Well if were going to get on her for pics, I'm going to have to ask for some pic verification on that brah
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>>35424622
Its the kind of stuff I learned in 100 level courses, hard to remember/believe so many people are uneducated in this day and age. Its not like I called them stupid, I'm just surprised
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>>35424709
No I don't mean these anons
I mean your statement about the neurons getting pruned if you don't use them sounds shocking because it makes it seem like once they're gone you sort of handicapped in that area
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I leave for half an hour and you guys start talking about brains and shit
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>>35424743
You are sort of handicapped in that area, for a duration

If you don't use certain neurons, they become slow at firing, and there are less connections. With frequent practice, however, you can re obtain these connections, and it will happen much more quickly than if you never had them at all. Very similar to muscles in that regard
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>>35424788
dont insult me, that a small pathetic traps ass. I said im 35-25-36. at least get a pic thats fucking accurate. you can fucking google my measurements and shit tons will show up for you. im going to play video games now, enjoy your 40 inch fatties
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>>35423310
/thread
First post best post.
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more sexy midriffs pls
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>>35424788
i ate 3 celerie stalks and now my farts smell of cyanide, i actually wanted to go sleep but im afraid i might die if i habitually curl up under the sheets again so i currently shitpost on /fit/ to pass some time (and gas ;^))
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>>35425769

Cyanide smells like orgeat syrup, mate.
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>>35424788
No man ass faglord
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That body looks disgusting to me.

Looks like DeeDee from Dexter's Lab.

She looks fat.
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>>35425825

lowtest detected
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>>35423919
I don't get it? What's so hype about you not hanging yourself..?
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>>35423626
>/rk9/
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>>35425784
Youre just trying to ruse me so i gas myself!
Whats the smell you get from eating flax seeds called then? Its a bit like that but worse, maybe a bit more eggy and i drank a lot of beer yesterday too.
On topic i would like to contribute that i like pretty girls too if theyre neither obese nor anorexic
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>>35425825
deedee was his twig sister, you are referring to his mom.
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>>35425859


i stand corrected.

now the body is kinda hot to me..
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>>35424788
Why don't you faggots fuck off somewhere else?

>come back feeling high test seeing fit grills

>see faggot who I would genuinely gut for being a faggot

>ruins mood after a long day delivering 40kg items to customers in the wind and rain.


Yes, I am mad: Go kill yourself.
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>>35425899
Sorry breh
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>>35423310
this because she is extremetly short
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>>35425850
And /x/ too
Sue me
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>>35425899
I want to smack it as hard as I possibly can. I want to see it in slo mo.
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>>35425155
This is one angry fucking roastie
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>>35423919
It's just one of those things biology dictates. I can look at the most fit guy in the world and think "Oh, I wish I had that dedication/I looked like that" but I walk into Walgreens at 11:24 pm and see a girl in a college hoodie and sweatpants and think "Oh shit, that's hot as fuck." People are different, don't get caught up in the small shit.
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>>35425845
Well I having an intact neck and breathing oxygen is pretty great so I can see the appeal
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Bigger tits and it'd be perfect.
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>>35426187
I'm okay with small tits, in fact, I love small tits too.
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>>35425526
More sexy midriffs needed
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>>35426292
here's more mercedes
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Hahaha my wife has this body
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>>35424309
>thighs
>too big

does not compute
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>>35424366
>Why isn't Emma Watson acting? Because she has better, more important things to contribute to society.

hahahahaha
emma watson is famous for being hermione, and that's all she'll ever be. she's not good enough of an actress to make an actual name for herself in film/tv.
if you seriously believe ANYBODY will remember watson for whatever propaganda gig she's doing at the moment over her defining role as hermione then you're seriously delusional
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>>35424309
2ana4me
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>>35426606
No, she doesnt
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>>35426606

Does your wife give you free sex whenever you want?
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>>35423305
/thread
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>>35423305
Dont aim for someone elses body, just make the most of your own. You're just going to be disapointed otherwise
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>>35423305
>get past puberty
>do glute ham raises and hip thrusts
>do some squats and RDL 3x5
>put in little to no calf work
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>>35424309
>Let me tell you what your gender likes
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>>35424488
>you have to get a PhD to be "smart"
Good goy. Also Karlie kloss goes to NYU so fuck off
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>>35425526
Mercedes who?
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>>35423305
>What kind of exercises would get you such a body?
None. Just don't eat like a hippo every day.
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>>35424174
>that gap
my
fucking
DICK
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I wanna look through this thread but I'm trying really hard not to fap.

I wish these women were more common IRL, I have pretty good luck with the wenches, but I rarely see women of this caliber anywhere but online.
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>>35423305
Breh 3x8-12
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she could birth a full grown man
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why are females so fucking obnoxious

>hot girl gets posted
>suddenly:
>"I'M WAY HOTTER THAN THAT BITCH, I'M SMART TOO SO I'M ALREADY THE BETTER CATCH. YOU FILTHY MEN HAVE SHIT TASTE, KEEP JERKING IT OFF TO KARDASHIAN WHORES. I'M JUST WAITING FOR MY PERFECT 10/10 WHITE KNIGHT WHO HAS GUD TASTE AND LOVES ME AND MY MANY FOLDS"

fucking fuck off you delusional cunt
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>>35424366
>the current year meme
off my 4chan.

Also Emma Watson is hermione first and a feminist/activist second
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>>35424449
this, holy fuck
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Are front squats just going to give no booty? Back squats aggravate my rotator cuff and I'm a fag so I can't rely on genetics
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>>35431453
Bitches are super insecure and jelly. Seriously. They can't even take critique.

Never suggest a girl work out with you. Seriously. They see it as a personal attack. I would love it if I had some bro's to help me get gains.
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>>35431453
you realize this like 80% of guys too right? everyone's a fucking fag.
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>>35431589
Fucking this, my friend who is going to uni to become invited me to go to gym with him and I almost cried with joy. He did the same thing with a girl we were friends with and now she won't talk to him.
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>>35431663
to become a P.T.*
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>>35423626
>PT windows keyboard input

t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>35424099
im a 25/37 and my clothes fit fine. you needa shop for your body shape
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>>35430796
Terrell
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I've been doing daily yoga and taking my dog for hour long walks, but I still got a belly. I can't tell if I need to be more patient, or if I need to add some more exercises.

I even gave up drinking. Still got muffin top.
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>>35432583
LONDON
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are /fit/ girls more sensitive or less sensitive in their pee-pees?
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>>35433003
Dieting, dieting, dieting. Eat less overall and increase the share of protein in your daily meals vis a vis carbohydrates. Preferably stop eating white bread and pasta as this is generally the worst contributor to getting p.h.a.t.
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>>35423305
What kind of martial arts technique should I use to throat punch the jackass that had a model like that... and could get his shit together enough to afford a full-frame camera with external flash?
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>>35433173
Punching in the throat is very difficult against anyone with a modicum of training (first thing you learn, tuck your chin). The only training you need for that is hand speed and being able to fool people into a false sense of security so you can sucker punch them.

If you want to git gud at fighting, train MMA or boxing/kickboxing.
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>>35423643
I'm currently banging a girl like the original pic. I'll try to get a shot for you guys. She's in Argentina for the next week, but I'll send it along when I get it.
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>>35433207
well shit
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>>35426593
she's got a horse face
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>>35424414
>Ill stick with my fit Guy who respects fit bodies
I'm sorry to break it for you, bro
he's fucking high tests on the side and you don't even notice because you're so full of yourself
or is your bitching on some random internet celeb just your subconsciousness responding to an imminent break up.
Face it trap your anus will not any longer get served
>it's 2016
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photoshop
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>>35423695
album?
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>>35423574
>secretively fishing for compliments
Of course it does and you know it.
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>>35423643
Oh, snap.
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>>35433961
I just googled "tripson" and I got this

http://m.imgur.com/gallery/yxHvZ

What a goddess
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>>35433207
Waiting
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>>35423305

What a dirty room. Fucking disgusting
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>>35423305
no tits and flabby legs? just do fuck all and let nature take its course
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YOU WANT HIGH TEST???

YOU CAN'T HANDLE HIGH TEST!!!
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>>35435868
>no tits
Pls stop
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>>35433207
>She's in Argentina for the next week
Where in Argentina? come on man,share some wide hips with your blanco brothers.
Pls be in buenos aires
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>>35435942

>you're not gay
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>>35436014
not gay, just that women, you know, have tits

not that flat chested, tubby bitch. How fucked over did she get in the gene lottery?
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>>35436013
>white brothers
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>>35425899
That's one saggy ass, friendo.
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>>35436056

AHAHAHAH!

>not gay

It's okay, bro. It's the girl that isn't attractive. The problem's not you.

AHAHAHAHAH!
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>>35436056
Tit size doesn't matter unless they're non existent. Tight chick with a B cup is better than any chick that has DD's but a flabby body.
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>>35436090
no way is this body normal? surely this is grade a APT.
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>>35436090
Do girls ever stand up straight in pics like this? It's starting to drive me insane.
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>>35436090
holy anterior pelvic tilt batman.
look at that gut, almost like she's pregnant.
do any girls have good posture anymore?
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>>35436149
Username is kavaliar. I have a whole folder of her. Perfect proportions IMO even when she's not sticking her ass out for a photo
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>>35423305
curls for the girls and rows for the hoes
do it faggots
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>>35435868
Would impregnate <heartbeat
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>>35436191
Googled her and holy shit I have a new goal body.
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>>35436249
2 skinny tbhf
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>>35436264
4u maybe
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anyone remember that australian tumblr girl who lifts?
has really nice pics. big legs.
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>>35436401
jayde?
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>>35436249
perfection
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>>35436522
forot pic
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>>35436529
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Jadeyfit
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>>35430673
According to google she goes to Harvard Business school
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>>35423305
Have wide hips and eat like a piggy
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>>35424366
>so useless, horrible with time management and stupid that she can't even fit in modeling with a rigorous academic regimen
lmao this fucking autistic bitch right here
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>>35424191
> Just goes to show you must be fat as fuck to start out with to have 40 inch hips as your goal body
god damn it you sissyfag, no one here is talking about goal body, we're not fucking women you retard, we're talking about women we'd like to fuck
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>>35424309
top quality b8
then again, women are pretty retarded when it comes to crab bucket mentality, so maybe not, but I'd rather believe no one on /fit/ is this stupid
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>>35424280
That's not what putting pussy on a pedestal means, you retard.

We're calling you out on being a braggart and boasting with nothing to back it up with. No one believes you, because you have no evidence and you're so clearly a histrionic psych case.

You're disgusting, repulsive, and have the self-esteem of a botfly. So far you've only proven that you're this way mentally, but we have no reason to trust you that your body is any less of an abomination than your sociability.
End your life and better the world.
You'd be doing us all a favor.
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>>35424488
There's more than enough time if you're not retarded.

If you'd ever had a modicum of time management skill and problem solving ability (just a few traits of the intelligence you're yappering about, despite lacking it completely) you'd know that getting fuarkin' sexy and showing it off is rarely what defines a person, because it really doesn't take much time.
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>>35425938
That has to be a dude.
I'm into both low test and high test women, fuck I even love 2D traps (like, way more than healthy), but I cannot for the life of me think this image is attractive.
I dunno, I've even seen some 3D traps that got me rock hard, but this isn't even giving a tingle.
It's just a skinnyfat dude, isn't it?
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>>35436249
God damn she got the short end of her genetics. Those are some unlucky proportions.
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>>35423409
squats are a meme and will give you huge quads with little butt development, never fall for squats
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>>35431597
Yeah but when guys do it, everyone in the social circle knows them as a faggot.
It's a low-test sissy thing.
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>>35440090
Yup
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>>35436611
>>35436555
>>35436529
Something about her makes me think she's way too young.
Hard to fap to this without feeling like a pedophile.
I mean I'm gonna do it anyway, duh, but still.
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>>35440090
Admin's a prince though, gives nice advice to folks who want to look cute.
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>>35423995
>check out cellulite city

perhaps you don't really understand
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