Which one, /fit/?
for what?
>>35414668
Ripped.
>>35414668
Swole
Swole is looking joocy
>>35414668
Only take swole if you're hairy.
swole because I'm tall as fuck
>>35414668
Ripped for now, swole when I'm 40+
>>35414668
Ripped
ripped but not that fucking ripped
ayy
>>35414668
Somewhere in between would be ideal for me honestly; 70% ripped 30% swole
>>35414668
ripped
>im not a fat powerlifter who has no concept of diet
>enjoy your lard tears, liftwhales
>>35415284
fuck i need to do some sort of fighting sport very soon now, i dont want to throw slap punches like that guy but i literally never punched someone before.
even if i am ripped it wont matter in a fight if i cant throw a punch.
any tips for what i can do to prepare for the one fight i will have at some point in my life ?
>>35415407
Make sure your wrist lines up with your forearm and make sure you only punch with your first two knuckles
>>35415407
go and take up boxing. Will teach you to punch and avoid punches etc
>>35414684
For you.
>>35415407
just conceal carry bro. Get something like a Smith and Wesson Shield, or a Ruger LC9s, or a Glock 26. Also take some sort of fighting training, because undoubtedly that would be useful. But conceal carrying would definitely be something to think about, because you never know the intentions of someone fucking with you on the streets, and its better to be prepared
>>35415436
>Make sure your wrist lines up with your forearm
?
>>35415407
daily strengthening of the wrist bones:
make your own punch bag and begin hitting it.
catching someone with a full punch if your hands and wrist arent ready will be brutal. dont let that happen.
Be thrilled with either desu
Although my shoulders are too narrow, my waist is too thin and my arms are too long to ever surpass ripped mode
>>35415519
Don't bend your wrist, keep it straight and lined up with your forearm or you will damage your wrist and have a weak punch
>>35414668
Ripped.
I like being able to hide my power level. In normal clothes I look fit and attractive but not super muscular. Then, when I take off my shirt at the beach and people just how ripped I actually am they're always like "damn, where'd that come from!"
It's always fun surprising people like that.
>>35415519
like so
>>35415526
>make your own punch bag
How?
>being fat vs being attractive
gee hard decision there
>>35414668
Ripped because like spiderman and stuff
>>35415284
Holy shit that bitch got manhandled
>>35415407
>any tips for what i can do to prepare for the one fight i will have at some point in my life ?
go join a boxing gym
they'll teach you how to punch real good
they'll also take you sparring, which involves taking a lot of punches - and being able to take a punch or two without losing control is a very important part of fighting.
tl;dr do boxing, learn to hit and get hit
>>35415526
Does front squatting with full grip count as wrist strengthening exercise ?
>>35415719
Not unless you're fucking up.
>>35415719
that counts as bad form 99% of the time.
>>35415231
>>35415573
why do idiots confuse swole with fat. they aren't the same.
>>35414668
they both look like Rick from Splatterhouse (swole moreso)
>>35414668
>choose swole
>cut on whatever
>end up as demi-swole master race
>>35415284
Old man strength is real. Fucking awesome webm
>I would pick the swole body.
>>35414668
Ripped because I won the genetic lottery
>>35415903
>why do idiots confuse swole with fat. they aren't the same.
Explain that to LITERALLY every single female human on the planet
>>35414668
ripped bc swole is unattainable for me
>>35414668
Ripped because I'm not some fucking fedora wearing iron lyfer
>>35415903
>0331 tattoo
>Them eyes
This dude has seen some footage
>>35414668
So test or hgh?
>>35415552
even that is incorrect.
if you tried that IRL with a straight object, you would find a slight gap in between your wrist and the straight object.
your fist should be straight to your wrist, not straight to your forearm.
like pic
>>35417246
confirmed to have never thrown a good punch before
>>35415407
My buds and I fight in the woods a lot. I like to get in as close as I can and wail on them. That tires you out fast, but I have a high pain tolerance so I can basically relax while they hit me and I recharge. I don't have perfect form, but I have quantity over quality and it's served me pretty well so far. I would definitely say go join a fighting gym though. If any one of my friends took a few months of actual classes they could wreck my shit.
>>35415284
lanklet got BTFO
Ripped.
>>35414668
Ripped
Swole or bearmode
>>35417464
>My buds and I fight in the woods a lot.
Based, dude. How did this start? I wanna try this with my friends.
Also do you allow face shots? If so have you ever broken your nose or lost a tooth?
>>35414668
ripped
>>35415185
This is the only correct answer
>>35414668
Swole
I have wide hip bones, a barrel chest and broad shoulders. I never had a choice
>>35417464
Chris, go to bed and quit fighting your indian friends up north
>>35417596
One of my friends is pretty much insane and became obsessed with the movie Fight Club a few years ago. He thought it'd be fun so he got a bunch of guys to tie some ropes around a few trees and just brawl. We've been doing it since except for winter for obvious reasons.
Technically the only rule is no nose shots and no groin shots. Teeth are free game, but people generally try to avoid that area because nobody wants to be responsible for knocking out someone's tooth. As far as I know, the only lasting injury from a head shot was someone fucking their knuckles up against my head.
Nobody hits me in the head anymore.
>>35417732
Sweet man, sounds awesome. I need to get some guys together and do that
>>35415505
I'll get a CZ-75 SA :)
>>35417776
It's definitely a good way to blow off some steam and strengthen your friendship. Just make sure you're not fighting any narcs because I did some research (and by that, I mean a 2 minute google search, so I could be wrong) and found that even if two parties consent to the fight, it can still be considered assault if one suffers grievous injury.
>>35417680
I'm afraid I don't follow.
>>35415284
Holy fuck
>>35417802
1911 will always be best but I do have a cz75 sp01 and it is by far my favorite gun in 9mm. Not really a carry piece though, it's even bigger than my full size 1911 which is what I typically carry. These little plastic pocket pistols with shitty triggers and no safety are for women and mental defectives who are too stupid to carry a s/a gun and keep track of the safety.
>>35414668
Obviously you want both. People that don't want to develop a strong core and instead workout to keep a big shoulder to waist ratio are only one above the 'no need for legs' bros in terms of stupidity and lack of manliness.
>>35416709
Excuse my ignorance, but what's the significance of the tattoo?
>>35417246
have fun with that broken hand
>>35418704
It's a number or code for a Marine submachine gunner or something.
>>35418298
This is by far the most fedorable post I've ever seen on /fit/
Have a tip
>>35416709
he has made some footage too. Dude makes gay porn
>>35415407
>punching
Enjoy your broken hand
Ottoman slap ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzxUZeQ7WaM
>>35419199
Lurk moar then you faggot.
>>35418298
If you have a shitty shoulder:waist ratio it's because you're dyel/fat, not because you have a "strong core".
Pic related deadlifts over 700 lbs. Also huge quads kek
>>35419283
KK has the same shoulder to waist ratio, the picture the other dude posted was from the side.
>>35414668
Must be able to climb 5.13, run a 40 minute 10k, bench 350, squat 450, DL 550, OHP 250, and swim 500m sidestroke in 7 minutes.
It would look kinda like lotus/candito/layne, with a bit more body fat for storage and protection from the cold.
>>35419283
He obviously isn't who I am talking about. I am speaking about people that have cartoonish lats on a small waist. Maybe if you don't care about functional strength and getting thrown around in a fight like a blow up doll then it is ok but if you are not desperate for pussy then it is a stupid goal to have.
>>35419344
>fighting
>functional strength
How many fights have you been in?
How many times have you been in a situation where an admirable physique would help you?
>>35419344
>>35419377
also, if you really want to get good at fighting, work on your lawyer hiring skills. You may claim to have been in 500 fights, but we both know if you start one youre in jail for a few years getting pounded by jamal.
>>35419377
I whacked someone on the spine with a putter on the 23rd of this month, I had a machete held to my throat at the beginning of this month, duck taped and hands tied behind my back as well.
When i am in my house I have shotguns everywhere(I am in the uk so that is as good as I can get without risking 5 years in jail) I got golf clubs and a billy club in my car. Just need a good physique in case I get caught in a situation where i don't have a weapon close to hand - like walking to my front home's door from the car or out at clubs/shops with gf/mates.
>>35415284
fucking filename lmao
>>35417538
WEWAZAWƎW
>>35419436
>I whacked someone on the spine with a putter on the 23rd of this month
You did not
> I had a machete held to my throat at the beginning of this month, duck taped and hands tied behind my back as well.
That is not true either
See, in the modern world, the shit you see in your video games is illegal. You cant hit people in the spine without repercussions, especially in that nanny state you call the UK. And to be held at knifepoint? I would expect such a thing would be on the news, please link an article about this great adventure.
>>35419250
and then he put the guy in the rescue position what a pimp
>>35414668
MY LIFE
FOR AIUR
Swole is literally three times the size of the twink. Look at those fucking forearms.
Definitely swole. Put a shirt on aesthetic and you couldn't tell he lifts.
I doubt anyone that picked aesthetic totals over 1300 or has been lifting more than a year or two
>>35414668
Dreamers "choose."
Men become.
>>35415138
THIS
im hairy as fuck and when i cut i just look like a dirty eastern european
>>35415526
anyone have the clip from that kid from that chinese movie that keeps punching his bderoom walls untill his hands bleed and then proceeds to fight against his bullys
it also contains the music that bastion stole.
>>35414668
If you pick swole you're either 40+ or a fucking faggot. I love being ripped and outlifting all the fat MUH BEARMODE faggots at the gym
>>35415547
Don't even talk about what you don't know.
Futhermore, do not "advice" ppl.
shitpost
>>35415505
This is a great idea, with no downsides
>>35417246
Broken wrist
>thinking this is a good idea
>your handlers allowing you on the internet again
>>35419344
Functional strength means nothing at all, unless you train for your job or special situations.
It's just an excuse for idiots.
>>35419225
What? Link that because I sure as shit can't find any. You're probably full of shit.
>>35421896
Holy shit he does do gay porn. I'll be in my bunk no homo.
>>35421896
Yeah but like which gay porn site? There are so many, so like which one specifically?
>>35421909
not him but whichever is best fa m
easy choice
>>35421955
Kek
>>35414668
Is getting ripped like that possible for a skinnyfat 6'5" guy?
Like, with that insane degree of definition.
>>35422215
Not without roids. But its what you should shoot for since getting swole at 6'5 would require even more roids.
>>35415185
this, only this.
Ripped because I'd like to retain the ability to wipe my own butt
>>35422270
>True american
>Able to wipe their own butt
pick one
>>35421315
Fat =/= bearmode
>>35416634
>I've never spoken to a female human
All my friends and housemates prefer rugby players' builds to really low bf defined muscles. Not representative of all women, I know, but you're deluded if you think they don't appreciate swole
>>35419283
Fuck off you goddamn fucking shitposting shilling tripfag.
In every thread I see your monkey ass shilling "Look at Lotus, how great he is, what big strong core he has :))))"
Goddamn nigger, get some life. If I'll ever see you here again, I'll beat you over the head with a stick.
- Stephen Lang
Swole without a doubt
>>35418298
You are fat and gay. Good luck with that fatty.
>>35415185
This.
Swole. It better suits my body.
>>35414668
Surtur-mode
Ripped
+ pros +
>People mirin
>Getting laid gets easier
>Highly respected by other lifters
- cons -
>Hard to maintain
>Low energy/moody as sideeffects of strict diet
>Looks dyel in clothes
Swole
+ pros +
>Strong
>No diet restrictions, easy to maintain
>High energy
- cons -
>You look fat and old
>Only sexual attraction will be from men
>Only recognition will be from other fat men
>Could affect health negatively
>Higher risk of injury if engaged in the muh strength maymay
It's a hard pick. How about...both?
ripped
>>35415554
YOUTUBE/JOOGLE
Stop asking questions like a bitch begging for attention. Use your own thinking...
SWOLE
>muhh aesthetics with 12 inch arms
>muhh abbss
>>35417246
Snap city
Swole as a natty = just look fat all the time so you have to make up for it by going around telling everyone how strong you are
>>35426256
b-but you got nice abs and aesthetics
>>35420043
>>35416632
this.Only fat fucks like to think their whale body is comparable to god tier ottermode.
you want ripped if your going for looks but swole if your looking for practical use in life, look at bodybuilders and those who do worlds strongest man.
