Good morning son
You're starting to look pretty big without your shirt on...
What would you like for breakfast?
>>35410769
eggs, thanks mom, I have to go catch the school bus. Bye!
>>35410769
I would like for daddy to come back..
My mom's Nigella Lawson?
>Some milk mom!
>Oh we're out of milk?
>Well you can always make some you know...
>>35410791
yes
>>35410791
that would be fucking amazing... all those dirty knickers for you to sniff
muh dik
>>35410783
>want daddy to come back
Look outside, he just ran to the store for some milk
>>35410820
>implying he didn't steal it from the neighbours
>>35410769
Fresh milk. Lots of it.
Did you know with enough nipple stimulation anyone can lactate? We could have fresh milk every day with your udders mom. Haha..
>>35410769
Ebic thread
>>35410769
You look p-pretty good without your shirt on too Mom...
pls respond
>>35410820
whats going on here? It's the 2nd time I see this.
>>35413825
Boston marathon bombing put the area in lockdown. He got milk for a family that could not get out
>>35413876
not him, it was another cop and this is shoop based on the GOMAD meme
>>35410791
>My mom's Nigella Lawson?
That would be the cruellest trick of fate, to have your mother be Nigella Lawson, considering I'd like the bang the living daylights out of her -- and she'd make me the most awesome breakfast imaginable the next morning. Oh, cruel Universe..
>>35410769
Freshly squeezed milk
>>35410769
>Not cooking your own breakfast
You guys were shit kids
>>35410769
An English muffin
