ITT: explain why you aren't out on a Sat night banging sloots like these alphas
>>35384350
Just got home m8. I'm fucked up
I'm dealing with feels from another girl. No interest in random sloots atm
>>35384350
>token right under black guy
poo in loo panjeet
Thinking about these shit skin dyel pajeets banging girls while I'm foreveralone makes me str8 mad/10
I'm the guy on the left. We actually all got good pussy that day except for derek (Asian in the middle). He had to take one for the team and settle for the fatty.
>>35384350
>tfw I'm still under 21
>>35384350
Far left, middle left, and second from the right are aesthetic (not in /fit/ terms mind you)
>Sitting at home with gf hat I get to bang
>>35384772
Only one aesthetic dude here
Hint: he's white
>>35384544
>yfw pajeet beds that qt3.14 you've been chatting up on fb for months
Stay mad
>>35384350
Which are the sloots and which are the alphas?
>>35384350
im not fit yet
just wait anon, just wait
It's Sunday afternoon here, anon.
>>35385619
it cycle never ends anon.
>>35384350
I've got to be up at 8am for work
>>35385248
Indians never get pussy unless it's at a cheap Asian brothel
>>35384350
>4 pajeets
Mate, over half of them haven't banged anything in months/years.
>>35385774
i haven't banged anything in 22 years.
I don't have any ecstasy or mushrooms or coke at the moment. Slutz don't like me unless I'm high.
>>35385774
>>4 pajeets
There are two West Asians, two East Asians, and one black guy and one white guy. Come on
>>35384350
What is the point. What do I get from the activity but some instant gratification? I can eat chocolate if I want that shit.
>>35385749
True/10. I'm Mexican and all the Indian women flirt it up with me and the pajeets stay cucked lel
because nothing makes me feel any less alone and empty
>>35384350
Don't know how to approach girls, im probably ugly, crippling self esteem issues, no confidence, don't like hangovers.
>>35384350
Cuz I went on a date ;)
>>35384350
how do i into alpaca mode like these slayers??
Over the course of ten years jacking off to my dad's old Maxims gradually snowballed into edging for four hours to hundreds of photographs on one monitor while watching videos on another. Now nothing one single girl can do can keep me interested enough to stay hard. I have no issue landing women, I'm just usually too overstimulated to do anything at the end of the night. Every month I quit and every month I relapse and the only successful way I've found to stay on the wagon is to stay out of my house for weeks at a time which isn't exactly sustainable.
The fucked up thing is I'm not even that unhappy with it. If it wasn't for peer pressure I'd probably choose porn over sex with other people. It's both easier and more interesting, and I say that as someone who's throatfucked a stripper in a public park and sunk a good bit of money into BDSM and pet play.
>>35386670
It's not the same when you pay for it you tool. When a girl is willing submitting to you and eating your unwashed, post-squat day arse it's a completely different ball park.
>>35386719
I didn't pay for it. She became a stripper after I taught her to lift.
>>35384350
>brown people
>banging sloots
top kek, you obvioisly don't club. if you did, you'd notice how little success they have with white women. usually the white grills just let the rich brown guys buy them drinks, then go dance with / get plowed out by white chadleys.
>>35384350
That fact that there's six of them already means they didn't get laid. You need to go in with like two guys and have a SOLID fucking game-plan about wingman-ing each other and a set time to leave the place if your finding bad luck.
"The Hangover" ruined going out for men. The idea that if you go out and spend loads of money and get drunk/high you'll have a good time is retarded. Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" is what really cemented the man's night out in pop culture, we try to get laid while girls have their version of fun.
>>35384350
Because I work on doors, I have to bang them after I finish.
If I'm not working? because I don't drink and can't dance in clubs (I do ball room/latin though), I have no hobbies that aren't fitness related and generally struggle to meet women with similar interests.
Also mentioning "I train self defence" tends to result in some drunk cunt shouting "show us a move" or trying to pick a fight with me.
Also those guys in the picture aren't pulling on a night out, they would be lucky to have a girl smiling and fluttering their eyelashes at them trying to get free drinks.
The only one who fucks girls is the third from the left and maybe the dude from the far left. the rest masturbates after they go home or they drink enough to fuck a fatty
Food shortages, the sabbat, satanism would be part of it. Race mixing helps no one it could be the decline of civilization.
>>35384350
nothing makes me feel more vapid than a night of going out to a night club and not reaping rewards. Otherwise this feeling is postponed til the morning after.
Fuck that shit.
>>35384350
imagine the smell
>>35384350
>Asians, Pajeets, a DYEL African
>alpha
going to a shitty expensive club and having vanilla sex with some average looking, directionless college girl isn't my idea of living the high life lad.