/fit/ I need your help! My Gf's brother is only 5ft6, how do I destroy his life without being ostracised from the family?
I have already glued phonebooks to his shoes as a way of humiliating him, but I need to step it up a notch to let him know he shouldn't be alive.
Im going round to her parents for Christmas dinner later and the disgusting little midget will be there. Any ideas how I can wreck his life?
>>35366950
Please don't take the bait manlets. I love you all and marry Christmas
be nice OP, no bully
>>35366950
fuc his boipussy in front of your gf and her family
>>35366988
I cant do that, he's 13, Ill to jail
>>35366950
>glued phonebooks to his shoes
>>35366950
Cup the back of his head and pull him towards you to kiss the top of his scalp when you guys are when parting ways. That's what I do to anyone below 5'7. Don't grab hair. It will be weird.
Also I'm 6'3 with shoes on.
>>35366996
How tall do you expect a 13 year old to be?
>>35367154
>kissing men
>>35366950
Does it get to you he's fuckin your gf more than you are?
>>35367154
Your shoes, anon?
>>35366967
I wish I could marry Christmas t.b.h. Familiosa
>>35366950
Put him in a dark cage with the key on a shelf outside the bars juuuust out of reach. Thats how they broke Tom Cruise
>>35366996
At that age he's still got the potential to even become a lanklet
>>35367602
Or to a pit. Bitches love pits.
>it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
