expecting any fit related gifts tonight lads?
ive got my fingers crossed for some weightlifting shoes and a new carton of chalk
>>35363214
My gf didn't get me a christmas present, it was really weird. I got her a bunch of shit and yet there was nothing for me.
I mean not even a card or a piece of chocolate or anything.
So.. I'm going to the gym today. Merry Christmas.
No because I'm not a child. I'm going to the gym
I asked for some coolkid Eleiko and HK shirts
>tfw they'll get me a Lu shirt
>i want an Eleiko vintage shirt
>life is suffering
>>35363230
my gym is shut, even though its supposed to be a 24/7 thing.
oh well, i will just go tomorrow. No big deal.
>>35363223
maybe her family is just weird and she didnt think she had to. im sure it wasnt personal.
merry christmas!
>>35363223
Tyrone already had your 'present'
>>35363223
Thats really mean of her
>>35363214
although i'm sitting here and browsing every possible /fit/ thread there is, merry christmas anons
>>35363214
I'm not a child and my family hates me because I'm a huge introvert. I will gift myself a huge bottle of whine and maybe a rope
>>35363252
>>35363250
>>35363243
I asked her and she said she didn't have much money (She's unemployed but has about 20k in savings that I know of)
Really sucks desu. I know it sounds childish but i really love christmas present surprises and was so excited to get something stupid/silly to laugh about. Instead it was just awkward.
I mean, what the fuck
>>35363298
she could have atleast made something, doesn't cost much to make something out of paper or stuff
>>35363298
i mean thats a pretty shit excuse, she shouldve said something about not getting gifts for each other if money was that tight
like even literally anything probably wouldve been fine, not even the thought counted on this one
>>35363223
thats fucked bro
>>35363298
Get ready to cut ties senpai. Go to the gym
>>35363298
wtf?
how long have you been together?
>>35363223
Dump her, she doesn't give a fuck about you..
>>35363325
>>35363321
>>35363320
>>35363314
>>35363309
been together 3 years, gonna go gym later.
desu this is the last straw lads.
happening thread coming when i get back from gym
thank you bros
>>35363339
scooby be with you
>>35363214
Dad got me an abwheel, pretty sweet desu family
>>35363339
Good luck man. It will be hard, but you deserve better.
>>35363223
>>35363298
I don't have a gf, but i have sisters. I got them gifts but dont expect anything back. Both of them don't work or have much money and they still got together and baked me cookies and brownies. It's the thought that counts. I hate to say it but your gf doesn't value you enough to get you something or even make you something. It might be hard but i think you should break it off. Your worth more than that.
>>35363223
Lol break up with her she don't give a shit about you
>>35363339
Dump the cunt. Take joy in ruining her Christmas.
>>35363339
Fat gf of 3 years broke up with ME. I cried like a bitch in my dad's lap but zyzz was looking over me and made it happen and forced me through it. Thank god. Hot tall gf with big tits now. Gains made it easy to get chickS. It was awesome
>>35363214
the only gift i got was the conclusion that we're not argueing and that has made me a lot happier than you guys can imagine
also
hail scooby
>>35363223
Take the gifts back and buy yourself some suppliments
My best friend got me 2 55lbs plates for my home gym from rogue fitness. Last year my secret Santa got me weight lifting straps. Don't think ima get anything more that's fitness related.
>>35363223
dump her.
believe me, son. believe me.
>>35363223
A fucking fish in the deep sea is more considerate than your girlfriend
>>35363223
Dump her, after you fuck her pooper.
I am a social-autist
I got invited to a party tonight, should I go lads ?
>>35363214
>expecting
Nah, grew up a poorfag, I keep expectations low, so I never ask for anything and prefer to just give gifts. I did get some canvas and new art supplies from family but they're out of state. Gonna cook breakfast for the wife's family and got some toys for their kiddos. Afterwards heading to the gym with the lil lady to pass out gift cards to anyone else spending the holiday there, then Diddlylift in my Santa hat before heading home. I gifted myself some gloves though... I'm pulling callouses off my hands... Got the woman some festive lingerie, and a few trinkets n stuff, gonna wreck up my diet with eggnog and whiskey and hopefully get frisky.
>>35363223
That's fucked bruh, maybe she's waiting to surprise you? I hope... I mean if she just didn't bother putting any effort into at least making you something herself then she sounds pretty bitchy. Hope you get some X-mas ass at least.
>>35364381
TFW no irl gymbro to exchange /fit/ gifts with as we share in glorious holiday feasting bulk.
Wife lifts, but it's not quite the same bruh.
I bought a pullup bar for my parents to give me
I have whey and there's nothing really /fit/ related I could get other than the above
>>35364904
Holiday parties generally dissolve into autism eventually, just show up late and say fuck it for a day and have some drinks. I believe in you Anon. Merry Christmas faggot.
Showed up at my gfs place with her favorite band sweatshirt, band poster, stocking full of candy, a card with $100 inside telling her how much I love her, and two nerf guns so we can shoot each other and shit.
She said she hasn't gotten me a gift yet and wants to wait day or two after christmas.
Not sure how I am supposed to feel.
Merry Christmas, /fit/. Here's to your gains.
>>35364904
shut the fuck up and lift, manlet
My best friend gave me a grip strength device bc I hurt my wrist longboarding in September.
>>35364929
thanks bro, i guess i will have to put myself out there to get over this social autism
>>35364937
y-you too
My parents got me some running shoes, so im happy.
>not getting some next level shit
>tfw mom doesn't want me to go to the family Christmas party
>tfw 19
I blame my beta-ness to my parents
>>35365089
why?
>>35365095
I believe she thinks her friends and family will be commenting about us behind her back, she never goes to the parties her friends make. I could had been smashing young latina pussy right and left in these situation but I am stock with such parents.
I have never seen a vagina in my life
>>35363339
Can't wait for the update
>>35365115
Start taking responsibility for everything that happens to you. It's better to blame everything on yourself, and thereby (hopefully) improve in life, than on everyone else and do nothing about it.
>>35363214
My gf got me a reebok crossfit shirt, thank fuck it only has that little triangle thing at the bottom
First time lifting in a "proper" gym shirt, only lifted in 6 different shirts over the past 7 years, holy shit that breathing material is off the charts
>>35365169
Unless that shirt blows me after my workout I have a hard time spending that kind of money on a shirt. How is it so much better? I'm curious.
>>35363214
$25 giftcard to starbucks.
About to bulk on those frappuccinos
>>35365002
You better not diddly in those shoes, son
>>35363339
Stay safe anon. Good luck
<3
I got an olympic barbell (no plates so I gotta go buy that shit)
Weightlifing belt (lmao I am still DYEL I don't need that shit)
Muscle singlet (see above)
Didn't get anything fit related gift wise, but for the first time my family looked at with respect and that's the best fit gift of all. especially because my shitass older cousin brought his new spic "wife" and surprise kid this year and it was nice to be given the honors of a "real" man while he got treated like the child he is. Here's hoping next year I've got someone to bring with me and introduce the right way, instead of "here's he girl who sued me and 3 other guys for 6 years of child support, and I drew the short straw in the paternity test"
Got new Mizuno wave sayonaras
Feels good man
xbox one with 5 games and xbox live gold. 24" monitor with a new sound system. bottle of scotch. new pair of boots (valued at $400). A watch and some socks (can't believe they had the nerve to give me socks)
I got a real fancy pansy gym wears for a gift which was real nice, but I always wreck my gym wear and doesn't respect quality clothes in the gym so I won't be wearing these in the gym. I get my clothes at a thrift store goddamnit I don't know how to treat these things.
>>35365554
Socs can be quite comfy
>>35365554
This is bait, but I still want you to die
Compression shorts
Preworkout
Go Pro
>>35363223
>>35363298
>>35363339
>people have gfs and dump them just because they don't get crissmiss gifts
Just make her give you a couple rimjobs ffs. You're really gonna give up pussy because of this?
>>35365554
>vidya
ur thumbs are gonna be so aesthetic senpai
>>35365578
do you also get your roids from a hobos anus you fuc-
ahhh i cant be bothered today cheekie, merry christmas to you. next time tho
>>35363214
10 lbs of Gold Standard.
>>35365605
>pussy
>valuable
You fucked up
i got a pullup bar that fits on my door frame, and im getting protein powder next time i visit my cousins
we had a pretty small christmas but im very happy with what i got
Praying for a Reps for Jesus tank
>>35363214
Im probably gonna buy an olympic bar for my homegym
The one im using is all rusty now
>>35365609
>not working every muscle of your body
pleb
>>35364912
Merry Lifttmas based muscle santa
It's beginning to feel a lot like gainmas here in AUS
>>35365803
Merry Christmas anon!!
>>35363298
Maybe she's thinking of breaking up. Cause that's odd as fuck.
>working night shift at shitty job
>customer comes in
>'hows it goin-.....oh..hey dad'
>haven't seen him in a year
>comes in with some lady
>'hello son, merry Christmas'
>shake hands
>introduces me to his girlfriend
>'this is my special friend'
>this nigga thinks I'm 8
>'oh hello, nice to meet you'
>'she's from England anon, we met in an online card game'
>'oh.. cool'
>'so.. do you have a girlfriend yet, son?'
>tfw
>'nah'
....
>'do you still play your games?'
>"yeah"
>'do you have your license yet?'
>"no not yet.."
>'do you even care, son?'
>'yeah I'm going to get it soon"
>he's about to leave
>goes to shake my hand again
>'merry Christmas anon, I love you, I always have'
>I lie and say I love you too
>try to release my grip but he keeps holding on
>regrip, hold it
>try to release again but he holds on
>my dad is more autistic than me but has a gf
merry fucking Christmas I'm getting wasted next day off
>>35363298
>>35363223
Did she get you anything the first 2 years in the relationship? Cause you said youve been together for 3. If this is the first time she does it in 3 years then i have bad news for you anon... break up before she does. Shes leeching off you to get her savings up and will GTFO with tyrone once she reaches her set goal of $$
I just came back from the party. It was good, i had people mirin my arms and height. "wow anon you look real good and tall, had you been going to the gym"
I am this anon >>35365089
>tfw spending christmas alone.
>gym not open even though it's 24/7
>only food I have are Tuna, Pasta, eggs and oatmeal.
fuck this lads.
>>35366286
Kill him, take his position as alpha autist and steal his gf
>>35364935
Some people want to save money and buy expensive shit during the post christmas sales. This might be it.
Or she is just a cold bitch. Hard to say.
>>35367038
Oh, and who gives money to their gf as a present?
My friend got promoted to manager at my gym. The gym had to be closed but with an invite we were allowed inside. We didnt lift but we ordered a ton of sushi and drinks and just chilled in the weight room. We all said we wont bring gifts but we all actually bought something for each other.
The moment i showed up i kind of sneaked inside and one guy was asking about me which was nice. He didnt remember my name so he was talking about my gym gear i wear. I used to lift at night but now i lift in the mornings. This made me miss some people since they have their schedule but they were all there today. It was cool having most of the regulars just hanging out and Bsing.
it was a pleasant day.
Just hit a pb 10k in the pouring rain and can't feel my fingers. Merry Christmas lads
>>35365868
Ayy lmao brah, got the exact same one. I also like how you can do dips and press ups with it.
MMA gloves, a weighted skipping rope and a super nice tank top here. Merry Christmas Anons, hope you all have fun <3
Just fucked my rotator cuff doing shoulder press. Merry xmas me.
>>35367216
>I'm already 25. it's too late for me brehs
darama quene detected
>literally no friends
>never been to a christmas party
>never been to nye party
>will spend new years alone in my house
>have fucked 9 different women but iwasnt really attracted to any one of them
>never fucked a >6/10 grill
>never made love to a grill
I'm already 25. it's too late for me brehs. Hope you all make it.
>>35367227
>>I'm already 25. it's too late for me brehs
darama quene detected
>>35363223
Leave her man. I know these feels
>tfw don't receive present for birthday from gf
>she hates on me because I get her a DVD for her birthday
fug man, some people are rude
>>35367015
Lmaoooo
mom gave me money towards a new bass
merry xmas
>>35367015
lmao I would m8
i really want to fight him and regret not sticking up for myself when I lived with him.
w/e it's in the past, just need booze and therapy... and get shredded while he was a 3-400lbs fat fuck at my age.
just want to be a better man than he was (wouldn't be hard but I'm a fat fuckin scumbag right now)
LOOKING TO THE FUTUREEE FAMILYYYY
MERRY CHRISTMAS FUCKERS
>>35365605
One day, if you ever get laid and get a gf you'll realize that having a gf doesn't automatically make you happy. A gf is more than pussy.
Spending Christmas alone because I'm living in a foreign country and my friends here are visiting their family.
Sad because the girl I like doesn't seem to be able to make time for me, but she appears to be trying.
>>35368541
same situation on my end with the grill desu senpai
just keep trying and once you actually do something together really do your best to woo her and shell probably wanna go out more
>>35367177
Make sure you don't aggravate it for a few months, time flies and wounds heal with time, don't stress.
How did you hurt it? Too heavy? Bad form?
>>35363223
>gf says she wants a new office chair
>buy her one in secret
>few days ago ask if she still wants a new chair
>"Nah I went to OfficeMax a while ago and couldn't find anything as comfortable as the chair I already have."
>"Did you get me anything for Christmas? Because if you did I'll feel bad because I didn't get anything for you."
Still haven't opened gifts with her family because she stayed up all night on her computer on Christmas Eve and now she'll sleep until like 10 at night.
I want to move back home
>>35366060
HO-HO-HO, May your gains ever grow.
>>35363298
>pussy can't be a christmas present
>>35363339
Talk to her, don't break up with her wtf
>>35366286
If you see the handshake as your dad being autistic then I have some news for you anon.
>>35371623
no it can't be. You should be getting pussy on the regular, to think it's a present means you're a desperate little beta shit shit and your "gf" knows how thirsty you are, willing to accept pussy on only special occasions. christ beta as fuck brah.
going to gym in 1-2 hours. Deadlifts today.
Someone please tell me some warmup or post workout stuff for lower back pls. Been doing band stuff for shoulders and it's helping a lot, but got nothing for lower back.
>>35372043
Nah there's definately special occasion pussy, missus and I average 3 times a week. But birthdays, holidays, trips and whatnot mean one of us cook up some shit in the bedroom, or out in public, or toss some anal in or something. It makes a great excuse to get creative, anon.
>>35364830
Underated. Refer to this post if yoy have doubts about dumping her
>>35363214
My mom got me track suits a size too large. I'm simultaneously annoyed at the sheer tackiness of track suits, and trying to be happy that my mother cared enough to pay attention to my interests and try to get me gifts she thought I'd like.
>>35373311
>girlfriend let's me do naughty things like cum on her tummy only on special occasions
>it's-its fine g-guys... I'm n-not a beta
Please go.
>>35368449
Nice, what's the bass guitar you got?
Merry xmas, guys. I love you all. N-no homo. You are all the friend's i've got and want. Cheers!
>>35364381
Your best friend is a cool guy dude
>>35363223
Into the trash she goes
Mum got me some crockery and stuff for Christmas, first Christmas without dad. Feels bad
>>35374605
You fishing for details or mad that your idea of kinky is jamming a fleshlight in your waifu pillow?
Got me some shoes
>>35363223
Thats what you get for associating yourself with females in the first place loser
