What mode is this and how do I get it?
>>35349141
Don't eat and do bodyweight exercises once a week.
>>35349158
>don't eat
>implying he doesn't consume large quantities of semen
OP do bodyweight exercises and GOCAD
>>35349180
This is legit. a gallon of cum per day will get you thin and make so goddamn kawaii
>>35349141
The twink who can turn a guy gay t,bh fa,mlam.
Thanks OP you fucking asshole
I'm gay now
>>35349158
Actually, don't do any exercises at all. Just don't eat and do nothing at all.
>>35349141
Twink mode. You get it by being a faggot.
>>35349446
>now
>>35349446
It's a girl with a pixie cut, but worse. I can understand traps being different up to a point, but twinks? Literally worse in every aspect except in blowjobs (I've been told).
>>35349802
>(I've been told)
Yeah sure, faggot.
i might be bisexual
>>35349141
What the fuck is that thing?
Marfan Syndrome Mode
>>35350336
It's Joel
Why doesn't he just become a girl?
>>35349141
LOS ANGELES
O
S
A
N
G
E
L
E
S
>>35349141
He looks like the guy my gf dumped me for
And i still want to fuck him
Hmm
>>35350336
It's a fucking adorable twink, that's what it is. Would smash.
Hey, um, I look kinda like him. I mean, I'm not quite as cute, nothing could be, but I'm still pretty freaking cute.
And I have a serious obsession with big muscles, so if any of you would like to marry me, now's the time to propose.
>>35350827
netherlaNDS
>>35350875
I live in New York, but if you really wanna talk you can send me all the pictures of your dick you want.
Snake mode.
>>35349802
Girls suck at blowjobs because they do it because you like it.
Guys are good at blowjobs because THEY are the ones who are enjoying themselves while they do it.
>>35349141
Why dont you twink faggots just fuck girls, get the fuck out of here.
>>35350883
faggit...
You into orgasm denial ?
>>35350913
Maybe, I dunno. I'm a virgin. I'm pretty submissive, so there's that.
>>35350923
my mail is
[email protected]
but i will be gone for a week.
how about you do nofap untill next saturday and then we will see.
>>35350960
If I email you today, you'll respond, right
>>35350970
gotta do it pretty soon boya
>>35351009
I did, you gonna answer?
>tfw I'm this mode
What do?
>>35351209
Come sit on my lap
>>35350909
Truth.
Girls are pretty, boys are fun.
>>35351260
This
And then come sit on my lap
>>35351317
>>35351254
Not gay.
>>35351260
But I can't get a wide back right?
>>35351209
Be angry at yourself that it looks like you never picked anything up in your whole life growing up
Don't hit on me, silly boys.
>>35351356
Then why post, little twink?
>>35351380
Because I'm actually desperate for attention, it's just that I memed to draw attention away from that.
>>35351399
k then.
Do you gag reflex
>>35351416
Doesn't everyone?
>>35351421
You can train it to behave. Good little twinks train it to behave.
>>35351356
Mirin sock
>>35351356
I really want you to choke me out with your biceps. Pretty please?
>>35351439
Maybe. I'd have to see whether you're an uggo or not first.
>>35351438
That's not a sock. I'm a bottom, why would I stuff? And it's not even that big.
>>35349141
He's adorable...
>>35351467
pls be in New York
>>35351505
Today's your lucky day.
>>35351505
Give me your email or something, fagola
>>35349141
Never understood the obsession with twinks, they look like loli chicks, that can only throat it or take it up the ass.. Is that really why?
>>35351356
Id fuck the shit outta you
>no homo tho
>>35351566
Better bjs and they have dicks
>>35351566
AND they have dicks too
>>35351571
Maybe I'll let you. Just don't let the balls touch, I'm not gay either.
>>35351589
>Better bjs
While I've never had a BJ from either a boy or a girl, I don't think this is true. You probably think/feel so because you're more attractive to dudes therefore you receive more pleasure.
It's the old adage "Transsexual give better head/blowjobs than women" Not true, just confirmation bias.
>>35351670
>While I've never had a BJ from either
Stopped reading there.
>>35351670
Naw. I'm bi and don't really care. Boys know dick better than girls, unless the girl has a lot of experience aka complete slut. Boys play with their own dicks always, so they know how they work.
>>35351505
I live in NYC, are you gonna give me your email or not already.
>>35351728
Post more pics and I will
>>35351834
I can just send them to you. I don't want more creepy 4chan weirdos saving my pics than is necessary.
>>35351356
nice core and chest faggot
>mfw those legs
do you know any exercise aside from curling
also i want to fuck you in the ass
>>35351865
That picture is pretty old, I've read the sticky and injected steroids into my asshole and everything else since then. How about you post your physique, if it's so much better?
>>35351863
I thought you wanted attention?
>>35351898
how about i post a pic of my dick for you
no homo
This is not a dating site get get off my board reeeeee!
>>35351910
Honestly unless it's like a foot long I don't care what your dick looks like, I care a lot more about the body it's attached to.
>>35351687
kek
>>35351899
I want a boyfriend ;-;
They're just all straight in real life, unlike /fit/
>>35351670
It's just that most women don't actually enjoy giving bjs. It's no wonder they're not very good at it.
Now pretty much every fag absolutely LOVES giving it, they get pleasure out of doing it and they want to do it as well as they can.
>>35352201
Go mingle with local gays, gay bars and gay organizations. Less chance of getting murdered and raped, and better chance of finding someone who's actually good for you. Try that.
>inb4 this faggot being serious.
>>35352262
What about the gym
>>35352298
Go to the gym. That's where the muscle gays are. Make sure you find a gym with a high % of gay members.
You live in NY right? Shouldn't be difficult.
>>35352314
I'm in college, I have no money and there's a school gym that I use. Also, I'd have to leave my dorm room to go to a bar. I'm much happier talking to internet weirdbeards and feeling sorry for myself.
>>35352359
>I'm much happier talking to internet weirdbeards and feeling sorry for myself.
If you're not even going to try, then I'll rape you myself. What's your fetishes, fuccboi?
>>35352393
Provided you're aesthetic as fuck and not a fat neckbeard, I wouldn't mind if you shoved my face in your armpits a little
>>35352428
That could be arranged. Tell me more.
>>35349141
>>35350388
Not gay, but I would pound his cute little boipussy into next week. (no homo, of course)
Need more twinks.
>>35352446
if you were even remotely serious and not a scared beta fuckboi living out a 4chan fantasy in his head you'd already be on kik/email whatever instead of shitting up this thread
run into you pussies all the time in grindr, gtfo arleady
>>35352446
Yeah >>35352490 is right give me your kik or something already faggot, so we can stop making this gay thread gayer
>>35350827
>Hey, um, I look kinda like him
>Doesn't post any pictures
you're a fat ugly neckbeard
>>35352592
I did shithead
>>35351356
>>35352505
This is me being a cat, playing with a ball of yarn.
You'll never come to Europe anyway, so why go further? I'll never get to fuck your sweet ass, unless I get contracts in NY, and that won't happen.
Now post ass, fuccboi. Entertain us.
>>35352652
I'm not yarn, you cunt. You post a picture already, and prove you're not the beta cuck you've been accused of being.
>>35352687
Lol. You mad, little twink?
>>35352705
No, this how I talk all the time.
>>35352711
Post ass and I'll post pic.
>>35349180
GOSADcunt
>>35350388
Shit, this guy looks like Rose
>>35352721
You're a shrewd negotiator.
>>35351356
hiya Jordan
>>35351356
>nolegs.png
>>35352779
Whoops it's sideways
>>35352780
Nope, thanks for playing though
>>35352786
all he'd be using his legs for would be backing that ass up anyway
>>35352779
Thank you naughty fuccboi
>>35352796
Ya win some ya lose some
>>35352796
>>35352779
Doesn't matter. Still gonna jerk to you.
>>35352801
Your move, cuck
>>35352899
Lmao
You actually believed me. I only post for mr HC, bb.
>>35352899
not the guy you've been talking to, but you're kinda cheeky for a bottom ;)
>>35349141
twink faggot bitch mode. you get it by being a twink faggot bitch.
>>35352925
Heh. Cheeky. Bottom.
>>35352938
You're not a bottom?
>>35352944
No you accidentally made a pun, dummy.
>>35352938
caught me
>>35352948
yeah this fag ain't me. he thought you were
>implying
>>35351687
Toplel
>>35352948
Post another ass pic. Bend over this time.
>>35353084
I wanna see who or what I'm performing for first.
>>35353091
No prob, handsome.
>>35353091
Pic?
>>35352463
I would too.
>YES HOMO
>>35353127
genova tier tricep pose
fucking idiot
>>35349229
use 2bh
>>35353127
Would take Aryan dicking from/10
God damn it fit never change
Is this a Joel thread?
>>35356081
It is now
>>35353127
has he posted any after this?
>>35356105
Oh boy.
>>35356145
Moar
>>35356121
No. He chickened out.
>>35349141
trap/fuccboi mode
>>35356145
muh dig
Since when is /fit/ a faggot board like /b/ ?
>>35356982
It always has been, don't you remember all those dick rate threads?
is Joel literally perfect?
>>35357053
How do I find more Joel? What would I search to find some?
>>35356982
Its been like this since the begining, though i always missed the twink threads i guess
>>35357216
This is bear territory, desu
>>35350909
girls do it because they know it turns guys into jello
>>35349141
SACRAMENTO
A
C
R
A
M
E
N
T
O
>>35357161
Dumbledore
>>35356789
Boipussy mode
twinky mode
If I wanted to be that mode i'd settle for your one rep maxes
Homosexual degeneracy mode
