Bean him over the head with the gallon of milk I keep on me at all times.
>Th-thanks Mark

>>35340485
Jab him in the face multiple times as he tries to move around with his shitty cardio

I've been taking my wife' son to karate classes for a few months now, I usually just sit and watch but it seems really interesting and fun and was thinking of getting into if just for this type of situation
Anybody got any tips for getting into martial arts so you can fight better?

>>35340485
Use his accumalated injuries from heavy barbell lifts over the years and shitty cardio to wear him down until hes panting on the floor. Then I show him the real meaning of "ass drive"

Be sad he didn't smack my ass

>glutes too small.

Turn 360 degrees and hip drive away

>>35340558
>thinking of getting into if just for this type of situation

taking hours of classes for the .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance that Rippledoe touches your girlfriends butt?

>>35340558
<wife's son

Fuckin cuck

>>35340485

Assume he's just teaching her how to squat. I know the guy's obviously gay.

Apologize for having a girly ass, then thank him for activating my glutes before squatting the bar I just accidentally walked into.

shoot him and then take a shit in his dead mouth while yelling "fecal matter"

>>35340558

>wife's son

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>>35340533
The old holly Holm treatment

>>35340485
power clean the bar and shout AWAKEN MY MASTERS