this is why i lift
>>35339086
to take pictures of cats on the street?
awkward goal but at least you have one
>>35339094
it's not weird to take pictures of cats
>>35339086
>mfw the best pussy i had jumped ship
>mfw she could give bjs like no one else
>mfw always swallowed
>>35339086
>tfw fucking this chick who has a really beta ex and he's always texting her sappy shit
>meanwhile she's bouncing on my dick and feeling my arms and chest constantly
Literally why I lift
>>35339086
cuckcat has a really nice color pattern, very classy sleeves on front legs
he needs a shower though
this is why i lift
I always wondered what it looks like when cats have sex
>be me
>dating girl for 3 1/2 years, think we're gonna get married
>she slowly becomes more irritable after we finish college and she can't find a job in the city where I'm going to grad school
>she breaks up with me and moves halfway across the country and finds a really good job
>decide instead of feeling sorry for myself I want to get ripped and make her jelly as fuck
>fast forward 1 1/2 years to today, now I'm pretty aesthetic (when I started I was already in decent shape), dating a 7/10 qt3.14, and have my master's degree
>get a call from her after not talking for over a year, she tells me how it kind of sucks living in a small town since it's hard to meet people even though she's making bank as an engineer
>she wants to meet up for dinner tonight since we'll both be at home for the holidays
She's why I started lifting, but honestly I hadn't really thought about her much lately. But now that she contacted me I think I still miss her.
Wat do /fit/?
>>35339159
Strangely erotic
>>35339186
Try to fuck her and that's it, if you don't feel bad about cheating your actual gf. That's what she deserves, being used.
>>35339161
A cat's penis is barbed like a fishhook so the female cat can't pull away. That's why cats scream so much when they're going at it.
>>35339186
Show there. Friendzone her, just make her jello.
Ur dating someone, respect that bond
>>35339110
Aww, she's hugging him.
>>35339186
Fuck no, anon. She made her choice and decided that you weren't good enough for her, and fucked off.
People like that don't change, it's just that her options are limited, and she's now wanting to settle, since you're sexier and have your shit together.
The question is, do you think it's worth settling with someone who cast you aside in the first instance? Guaranteed if she finds a hotter, richer dude she'll jump ship.
>>35339267
how does barbed cock feel like?
>>35339267
but then how do they get off from each other again
>>35339391
Do you even know how erections work?
>>35339261
This is probably what I'll do t b h.. I do care about my gf, but I'm not sure she's marriage material.
>>35339410
never had a bf, but I can guess now
>>35339159
So fluffy.
>>35339588
Don't fuck up your life because of "feels".
You've been trained to think that emotional gut reactions are noble.
Assess the situation and evaluate it.
>you probably didn't get complete closure with her, which is why you're feeling the call now
>you found enough purpose to be distracted until she gave you the option of having her back
In the moment you forgot all of your purpose. Remember the life that you've built now. She basically told you that you were disposable or convenient.
If you have any self-respect then you will not contradict this by pursuing her.
You can have dinner with her without being romantic, but that's still a bit tactless (having dinner with an ex while you have a gf).
Tell her that her that you would not disrespect your grilfriend with such a gesture.
>>35339417
yeah I'm sure the guy that fucks other girls while in a relationship is marriage material though.
>>35339186
the bitch already ditched you once. she will do it again.
she's coming back to you because she's out of options - she said so herself:
>it kind of sucks living in a small town since it's hard to meet people
once that changes she'll dump you for the next best cock she finds.
>>35339110
the weird part about this is you saved it twice
>>35339110
I think I just became a furry.
>>35339186
go balls deep but DO NOT restart the relationship
she clearly does not have the type of commitment to you to get married
>>35339186
Rather than giving you a retarded "alpha male" answer, I'm going to tell you the truth
It wont be worth it. You might get and STD/Infection of some sort. Your current gf might find out and you'll just get stressed from that shit. You might end up back with this irritable bitch who broke up with you. And so on
But what do I know. Just another voice behind a screen who gave you a bitch answer unlike these other "alphas"
>>35342058
This t.b.h.
You've fucked her before. If the sex was so much better than what you're getting presently then you need to reevaluate your current relationship. If you're just fucking her to fuck her over you'll end up fucking yourself over as well. It's not worth it.
>>35339110
reported for kitty porn
>>35342058
>>35342211
Yeah you guys are right, I probably shouldn't fuck her. But maybe she doesn't even want to? I'll just grab dinner with her and catch up, and it should be fine.
