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Other thread is gonna be dying soon. Here is some new rage material straight out of the oven
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1so2ks7
>>35330163
So....how exactly do you measure willpower? Is there a specific test for that? Because I'd love to know my results and yours, fatty.
New from TiTP:
>So I recently went to a doctor for the main purpose of having my thyroids examined because issues with those run in the family
>By the end of the visit this Doctor, with my mother who works in the same office backing her, had prescribed me a diabetic medicine, despite me not being diabetic
>I was convinced to take it with promises that it was not for weight loss and was meant to reduce my risk of diabetes as that also runs in my family
HOW DARE SHE
>>35330163
For number 2, a lot of fat people don't eat more food they just eat higher calorie food. I eat as much as fat people but half the calories.
>>35330163
well they did say there's facts and evidence, so I guess /fit/ is btfo, chequemate atheists
>>35330314
Yeah, if you cook everything with plenty of butter and cream, and top your drinks with sugar, you don't have to eat a huge volume to become fat.
This fills me with so much fucking rage
>>35331065
This pisses the shit out of me because those girls could have allergies/medical conditions that prohibit them from drinking non-sugar free syrup or regular milk or some shit like that. Make their drinks "fattening" and watch them be carted off to the hospital, which ends up with you losing your job because you wanted to make yourself feel smart and witty for 2 seconds. Also, god forbid people just want to watch what they eat and try to improve themselves. Everyone needs to be a landwhale!
>>35331065
I'm so paranoid about shit like this that I never eat out anymore. Especially because I have serious digestive issues with all dairy products but people still think I'm being an annoying vegan trying to make their lives harder when I ask for non-dairy, and I mysteriously end up on the shitter for 5 hours straight because of some faggot entertaining himself. Just make people's food as they order it ffs
>>35331065
I don't get it. Aren't the skinny girls already drinking sugar all day every day but are just naturally skinny because of good genetics?
>>35331111
>i'll buy you mcdonalds honey
>never improve
>>35330277
with the same device they measured that most fat people eat less than thin people
>>35331065
isn't this illegal?
>>35331191
Very illegal, actually.
Remember kids...
>>35331212
I bet her pussy smell like acetone and Cool Ranch Doritos™.
So this is the story of how a fat ass caused my mum to die.
> be boxing trainer in local gym for 13-14 year olds
> 20 at the time
> gym is 4 miles from my house
> live in 3 story townhouse
> run home from session because cardio
> go into kitchen get drink and put music on
>hear thudding in distance upwards
> go upstairs and it gets louder
>coming from bathroom
> knock on door
> mum shouts help
> locked door, kick open cuz I'm tough
> she's lying on floor looking really pale
> tells me to ring ambulance as she can't breath alot
> call 999 they say community first response is just around the corner
> see car pull up at door, out gets a hamplanet.
> knocks on door
> let her in tell her where my mum is and what's wrong
>she goes back to car and gets defibrillators and oxygen tank
> old man partner stays in car to "keep it safe"
> hamplanet already wheezing
>tell her 3 flights of stairs
> she looks angry
>finishes first flight of stairs and is really red and breathing hard.
> I run up to mum and see she is really struggling to breath.
>run back down and she is at bottom or second flight preparing for the next set
> ask to have oxygen so I can help my mum
>"sorry darling your not trained"
> ages layer we get to my mum and she's not breathing
>lips blue
>hamplanet struggles to get defibrillator out because fat and uncoordinated
>mum doesn't make it
>actual ambulance crew arrive
> would have made it if she had people with training and oxygen etc when fatass first got there.
>fuck you fatass
>fuck you
>>35331231
outside fat may be bad...
>>35331140
don't bother trying to understand that shit. Most of these rants are really subjective and depend largely on what kind of evidence the poster is making up on that moment.
>>35331247
but it's the inside fat...
>>35331185
>>35331191
What show are these from?
>>35331258
that kill you.
>>35331259
Secret eaters I think. BBC show.
>>35331259
secret eaters I think
>>35331235
Danny Brown might enjoy that then
>>35331275
>>35331286
Ok, thanks
>>35331238
On the off chance this isn't a fabrication; you're not suing/pressing charges why? Sounds like a pretty clear case of negligence
>>35331286
>butter
>free
Jesus christ. Do people not know how many calories are in a single stick of butter?
>>35331304
yea but by their logic, those don't count
>>35331303
And gain what? No point and it would have been so much hassle for no gain
>>35331299
Kek
Honestly how are fat people that stupid?
Read the back of the box it's not that hard.
>>35331258
...is that Chris Farley?
>>35331238
They have physical standards for firefighters. I guess in the past they didn't need them for first responders because it's not that physically demanding, but I guess they do need a test to make sure they're capable of waking up some stairs.
Sorry about your mum Anon, mine died years ago. Shit sucks
>>35331325
nah I don't think so.
He wasn't that fat
http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/F/Chris%20Farley/farley2.jpg
>>35331320
The unit might be forced to take on people that can actually do their job, so the next patient might get the help in time.
>>35331343
He was fat though, nonetheless. The obesity issue doesn't just apply to the freaks of nature we post in /FPH/. It applies to everyday fats as well.
>>35331320
Financial gain for pain and suffering, press for obese health workers causing death and hopefully fitness requirements to orevebt it haooening to others
>>35331393
I was just pointing that the first dead person is a lot fatter than the chris so I don't think it's him
>>35331343
That picture actually makes me really, really sad. That poor fucking horse dude.
>>35331407
Oh my b. You meant "not that fat" as not as fat as the "person" in the picture.
I thought you meant "he wasn't thaaat fat" as if he wasn't the fattest man on television and in movies in the 90s.
>>35331429
What the fuck is that corset made of? Unobtainium?
>>35331065
>buying lattes or whatever the fuck
>not black coffee
>coffee at all in the first place
>>35331416
I agree. Animal cruelty (either intentional or through ignorance/stupidity) is far worse to me than anything inflicted on people. Animals just chill and do their thing. People are cunts.
>>35331464
there was also that fat women who bought a dog and it got super fat and now it's on a diet and is getting better. Poor dog
>>35331416
Let's hope that a vet saw the corpse and notified the police. People like that shouldn't be allowed to own animals.
>>35331429
I don't understand how her nipples aren't showing, if her tits are on a platter like that.
>>35331494
People like that shouldn't be allowed to fucking breathe.
Call it edge or whatever. But that bitch was obese, retarded, and cruel. That poor fucking horse struggled to carry her fat stretch pant wearing ass but still did it out of loyalty. It did so until it finally killed the fucker. She broke and murdered that poor animal just to satisfy her inner 7 year old princess complex.
I hate this shit more than anything. She deserves to be tortured with heavy weights until her back breaks.
>>35331476
That square ass gets me every time.
>>35331302
the one with the kid is from My 600lb Life
on TLC
>>35331270
holy shit, what is THAT?
>>35331788
A weapon, to surpass Metal Gear.
>>35331270
healthy at every size
>>35331275
Channel 4
>>35331788
That's fat, marbled with delicious necrosis.
>tfw eating while viewing said pic
>Work at Walmart
>It sucks but it pays the fucking bills
>I'm a greeter
>Haha I know but I get paid $11.85 to stand there for 8 hours so what the fuck ever
>Store has 4 scooters, 2 on each side of the store
>Usually fat fucks that have to use them, even though they COULD walk, they're just too lazy to bother
>My heart hurts whenever I have to tell an old, frail person that the scooters are in use
>Walmart has McDonalds in it at the front of the store
>Often these fat baby boomers will do half their shopping, then park the scooter in McDonalds so they can get some cancer food
>Old people often ask why they can't take the scooters parked in front of McDonalds
>I sadly have to tell them that they're still in use
>Old people wait patiently for usually an hour or two as fat fucking assholes do their goddamn shopping
It pisses me off, /fit/. I have a few stories about fatass Walmart shoppers, so I'm gonna post 'em.
>>35334172
>Working on cash this day, before I was a greeter (It's a long story on why I moved to greeting)
>Lardass rides up on his scooter
>"Hi there, how are you today?"
>With heavy breathing, he replies he's fine, and starts grunting and throwing his items on the belt
>Chips, pop, cookies, the usual
>After I scan and bag all of his items, I'm about to just relax since there's nobody else in line
>This fatass is struggling to grab the bags
>Tired of his heavy breathing and stench
>Walk around the till and start loading up his items into the basket of the scooter
>He thanks me and says it's so difficult for him to do
>His stench was so bad that I left the register for a very, very long bathroom break
This person literally wrote.....
There is no diet and exercise program in the entire history of medical science which refutes any of the above, which is why all current programs emphasize realistic expectations.
>>35334198
>Be me, greeting a few weeks ago
>Doing fucking nothing, cleared out boxes from the empty displays at the front so I'm just standing there smiling and nodding at people
>Fat fuck walks up to me
>"There's no scooters!"
>"I'm sorry. There may be some at the other end of the store, though!"
>"Can't YOU go check for me!?"
>"... I'm sorry, but I have to stay here at this door..."
>"Seriously!? Go check for me!"
>Fuck it, go and check, don't want her to complain about me and it's not like management pays attention to greeters anyways
>No scooters on other side of the store
>Walk back over to her
>"I'm very sorry, but it seems all of our scooters are in use right now!"
>"ARE YOU SERIOUS!? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!"
>"... I'm sorry, m'aam. We only have four of them unlike the other store. If you don't mind waiting, I'll walk back to the other side ever 10 minutes to chec--"
>"WHATEVER!"
>She sits down on the bench and starts panting
I hate fatties, /fit/.
>Another time before I became a greeter
>On cash, just chilling, one dude comes up to my register to buy socks or something, it was when I first started so I don't remember
>Fat fuck rides up on scooter at the till behind me, she has a service dog
>Glance behind me while guy at my till is paying, see dog
>I fucking love dogs, cute as shit
>Smile at dog
>Fatass throws a fucking fit and says I was going to touch the dog, goes into a frenzy on how service dogs shouldn't be touched
>Screams about how she's going to sue the store
>wat
>Guy at my till tells me to ignore her, tells her she has problems
>She speaks to a manager after, tells them me and another associate on the floor were disturbing the service dog
>Dog didn't give a fuck
>That was the day, 3 years ago now, when I realized fatties are just generally unpleasant people to be around and they're fucking miserable
>>35330163
i lost already
>>35331259
Secret Eaters or My 600lb Life. Both of which are incredibly rage inducing but great motivation.
>>35331065
Anyone spending money on lattes probably deserves the extra sugar. Drink your coffee black you faggots
>>35331286
This can't be real.
>>35334172
>>35334198
>>35334221
>>35334249
kek, more
first one made me sad though
>>35331455
>black coffee
>>35331322
In this case the guy was adding a shit load of cream instead of milk. It's actually worse than not understanding the back of the box.
>>35334340
Alright, you asked for it.
>Have a coworker/friend
>They've always been pretty overweight
>I don't give them a hard time about it because I have a soft spot for them and shit, but I'm a dick, so I still judge them in my head
>They come back from Uni for break
>Working for the next few weeks
>They've had McDonalds every day so far
Not my place to say anything, but seriously...
>Work with a lot of Walmart lifers
>We call people that if they've over 30, have no degree, and support themselves with their job at Walmart
>Dick move, but whatever
>Many of these people are baby boomers
>Have McDonalds literally every fucking day, I'm not joking
>They're all overweight
>"It's just easier to get McDonalds!"
>Walmart has ready to eat fruits, veggies, and salads between $3-$8
>Yet you're spending $9 on a fucking Big Mac meal with a large fry instead of a medium
>>35331238
im so sorry anon, this made me mad as fuck. Id have grabbed the oxygen tank and defib from her fat fucking hands
defibs are made so that even children can understand and use it. You would have managed
>>35334390
>Have fat, bitchy manager
>She's Scottish, a huge fucking bitch, every associate hates her
>This year I lost a lot of body fat, getting back to my average weight
>She notices this one day, asks me what I did to lose weight
>Acts like she's been trying so hard
>Offer her a few tips, tell her what I ate for my meals, told her I started working out more and cut out certain problem foods
>She listens, seems to be taking in what I'm saying
>See her later getting McDonalds
They just can't help it.
>>35334417
>They just can't help it.
Because they don't want help. They want you to magically give them the results you earned.
>>35334426
Basically. What makes me laugh is that the entire time I was telling her what I did, she was leaning over one of the tills, saying she didn't feel well.
She's apparently incredibly ill and it's all because of her diet.
Anyways, another story of what Walmart life.
>Like I mentioned in a previous post, I've lost a lot of weight recently
>I was never huge, never fat, but kind of chubby
>Be me, in the break room, eating some rice and veggies
>Really fat cashier whose fat rolls give me nightmares is glaring at me
>Glare right back at her
>She stops and continues eating her goddamn Walmart frozen chicken wings
Why the fuck do they glare at us as we eat healthy foods? God, it pisses me off.
suggesting that fat people are unhealthy is a hate crime apparently
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2891454/Katie-Hopkins-reported-police-committing-hate-crime-Angry-plus-size-campaigner-calls-cops-TV-star-labels-unhealthy.html
>>35330314
that and they don't do anything to burn the calories, like move
>gf is 230lbs
>quality girl, doesn't necessarily eat unhealthily but just too much quantity
>make her download a calorie counter app on her phone and go from 5 meals a day to 3
>not even eating healthier, but just cutting out calorie dense foods
>lost 40lbs in 3 months
we're all gonna make it, remember if anyone says they can't lose weight they're full of shit
>>35330314
I didn't realize how crazy of a difference it was until I stopped eating all junk food and drinking soda. I can practically eat as much as I could ever want and still never reach 2k calories unless I load up on carbs.
>>35330163
Holy crap, that's insane. It's literally calling obesity a chronic condition that we have no cure for. It makes the claim that obesity is similar to incurable cancers.
Jesus fucking christ.
>>35331299
i really want to know what kind of cereal has a day's worth of calories in a single bowl.
>>35331299
Should post the one that shows the cereal.
>Dating non-fit girls
>>35335491
Who the hell pours double fucking cream into a mixer bowl full of cereal and thinks "Sheeeit Im healthy"
>>35331238
Oh anon, I'm so sorry. Press charges. Seriously, press charges. Fuck that fat cunt.
I clicked on the link and almost immediately regretted it...This type of thing pisses me right the fuck off, so tired of thin privilege, fat acceptance, fat shaming etc.horse shit that is nothing more than fat bitches finding the easiest way to make a career out of being professional victims.
>>35335590
Fatties who hear the word healthy.
>Friend buys low fat ice cream
>Drowns it in caramel and chocolate sauce
>"I'm trying to eat better"
>>35335217
>losing 3 lbs a week
Please don't encourage this unless your gf has spare cash laying around for loose skin reduction
>>35334172
That is so depressing...
>>35334449
>who all work independently as plus-size activists or diet bloggers
So they're all on benefits.
>>35335708
Plenty of fatties are active.
>>35335726
kek
That article is hilarious, I want to see the documentary now.
>Katie then turns her attention to another member of the group and asks her: 'Can I ask you something? And you, and you can answer it honestly, or not answer it at all, is why are you big?'
>The woman replies: 'Because I eat too much.'
>Ms Szrodecki then interjects and says to Katie: 'Do you not realise where you’re going with this? This is actually to do with a hate crime.'
>Katie then laughs and replies: 'You’re a victim of hate crime?'
>Ms Szrodecki says: 'Absolutely. And can we call the police?'
>Katie then tells her: 'Do call the police, there’s a telephone right there, feel free.
>'Would you like it brought to you? Because it’s probably going to be hard to walk there.'
Top. Kek.
>>35334382
Oh man, post more fatfighters.
It's needed in every fat hate thread.
But what about Happy Humphrey's weight loss?
>>35334443
Idk anon. They have a completely different mindset. Maybe they hate us like we hate them, although they have no justification. Thanks for the stories.
>>35334390
>be european
>stumble across fat hate threads
>amused, then fascinated, then obsessed with fat people
>realize their mindset is far beyond my understanding and empathy
>look around and search for fatties for science purpose
>nobody s fat enough to quench my thrist
>lurk for more /fht/ in despair
>dream about walking around in walmarts and witness fat people fighting over scooters
What have you done to me /fit ?
>>35335977
>Everyone in Europe is thin and beautiful.
>>35331299
He poured like half a litre of double cream into it. And topped it with sweetened strawberry jam. Yum yum.
>>35335983
UK hardly counts as Urop. There's an ocean separating them from the continent, they want to leave the EU and suck way too much US dick anyway.
>>35335848
>When the burden of gravity is so immense on your gargantuan frame that a mild tumble on a grassy knoll beaches you.
I took a tumble down my garage steps the other day, it was three steps and about two and a half feet in distance. It's funny to think something that caused me a mild scrape would be lethal to someone like her.
>>35336000
the UK is fat as hell
>>35335977
>dream about walking around in walmarts and witness fat people fighting over scooters
This, it is like something from futuristic film.
>>35336000
U.K is one of the fattest countries in the world. It's behind burgerland and mexico.
>>35336014
I had a super fat roommate break a bone and have to go to the hospital because he fell off the fucking couch.
>>35335670
Fuck off, Im losing around 3kg a week and I have no loose skin. Just drink a shit load of water and you should be fine. If you are having loose skin at 3lb a week then something is wrong.
>>35335670
speed of weight loss doesnt cause loose skin, Genetics and how you lose it (ie exercising, weight training, nothing) is the only factors.
>>35331238
Im so sorry anon - you really should press charges. The best thing that can come out of it would be to stop someone else's loved one from dying because the people providing aid are physically incapable of providing it fast. Fitness is paramount for professions such as these and needs to be enforced.
>>35330163
>caloric theory
first law of thermodynamics is in fact still just a theory lads, heard it here first.
>>35336016
>>35336025
Yea, that's the point. They don't count as Europe, so UK fatties (like the one in the pic) don't count towards Euro fatties.
>>35335953
this triggers me so hard every time
>>35336140
theory is the strongest scientific argument you can have, it's backed up by experiment after experiment
what you mean would be "hypothesis" (hypo, greek "under", thesis = theory), don't mix them up please if you want to sound smart
>>35331191
That 1000 years stare in the kids eyes...
>>35330163
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1so2ks7
Ugh...
>>35335726
the roll of toilet paper on the right...
Just work hard anon.
It is easy to lose fat.
How sour can grapes get, bros?
Literally no excuses.
From fatlord to decent human being in no time.
Eat less, fit more.
>>35335848
she has to be drunk right?
>>35336025
Im so glad in work in London where everything is difficult for fat people. Even the train barriers are too small so fat people can't use the tube.
>>35335983
I don t mean everyone is beautiful here but morbidly obese peoole are indeed very rare. We have some slight chubbies that are socially acceptable though.
What I find fascinating with the usa is that you got both the worst human slimeballs and the best fit and muscular people. Europe doesn t take sides that much.
>>35336235
>mfw the after potion is my body after fat loss now
only a few more days until I can finally kill myself
>>35331258
That poor man.
>>35331191
>>35336273
these things take time, keep at it
>>35336297
actually its more like this guy >>35336232
I look fine in clothes but I can never be shirtless again. Time is not a factor, my poor decisions from my past are the factor
>>35336288
cool dad
>>35331800
Wtf is that supposed to be?
>>35336341
the ultimate in fitness
>>35336232
>341 to 213
>128 lost
>in 4 months
>17 weeks
>7.5 lbs a week
i litterally call bullshit on the time line
>>35336363
Well, deny reality as fatties then.
>>35336341
a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>35330277
They put a cheesecake infront of fatties and see how much of it they eat.
>>35336379
i dont deny the weight loss, but the 4 month part is bullshit
>>35336305
That guy doesn't even look that bad.
>>35336399
The lower stomach skin and love handles
I guess I should be thankful, it could have been alot worse for me but I just don't know where to go from here. Cutting is getting me nowhere at this point and bulking is terrifying because I'm so scared to gain weight again
I'm just venting, my bad. I just wish I had a fitbro to guide me
>>35331238
YEH press charges, I would be so fucking mad. That's shits just not right.
>>35336176
>I missed the joke, I took it literally
Dont be that dumb anon, you'll make others think that fit people have big muscles but little brains.
t. My thesis
>>35336363
Not totally unreasonable considering muscle loss to catabolism and likely some significant water loss due to them reducing carb intake and lowering sodium intake
>>35331322
Another issue is serving size. An average serving of cerial is about 25-50g. 25-50g wouldn't fill up a small child, so these fatties see cereal with 150 calories per serve little do they know they're eating 7 serves and 1000+ calories.
this guy however decided to use thickened cream rather than milk which is pure fat and 1000+ calories alone.
>>35336363
On shows like the biggest loser, they put them on a deficit and have them exercising 6 hours a day.
Pretty ridiculous honestly...
>>35336394
>4 month part is bullshit
Weekly tv show, you see their progress.
I just took pics from 1 episode and 17th.
It isn't bullshit m8, just work harder to lost more kg.
>>35336341
It's some morons rendition of legates.
They need to fire whoever designed this Fkn space shuttle of a machine
>>35336412
>cutting is getting me nowhere
Eat less. Exercise more.
And for god sake count calories. I tried cutting without counting didn't lose shit, as soon as I started counting Wright started falling off. COUNT.
>>35336288
What bothers me is that this kind of shows gives fatties the time of their lives. If they were to be judged and scolded for their laziness before, these fucking shows destroyed all their sense of guilt and shame just because tv gave them attention.
How could you be wrong ? You got your own show ! Only great and interesting people deserve that !
>>35336176
you're a dense one, arent ya
>>35336220
>>35336229
>>35336229
>>35336235
I know the more you weigh the easier fat comes off but some of these seem a bit extreme.
How can you lose 40kg in 4 months? That's impossible, short of using DNP
>>35335953
fuck dude
>>35336496
>How can you lose 40kg in 4 months?
1. Training few times a day.
2. Training with professional trainer 1 time per week.
3. Nutritionist advice.
4. Only low calories food.
5. Isolated space.
And that's all finalists. Some lost shit and got kicked after 1st week.
>>35336412
I had the same fears when I lost a lot of weight. I went down from ~250 to ~190.
I think that, if you track your caloric intake during the bulk, there shouldn't be a problem. Sure, as with any bulk, The weight gain will not be entirely muscle. But what's important to remember is that the 5-10 lbs that you gained aren't all fat either. You've cut before, you can cut again. Hope this helps.
>>35336496
In Russia, weight loses you.
>>35336220
>>35336229
>>35336232
>>35336235
>>35336239
Russia... not you too...
>>35330163
>"Every study on the chronically obese has shown that if you take chronically fat people and you put them on a medically-supervised weight loss regimen based on caloric theory ("eat less and exercise more") to get rid of all or most of their excess weight, they will lose some weight but will fail to maintain a good portion of the weight loss, almost all will rebound, some will rebound more than they lost, and they will tend to get sick. Without a maintenance program they get thinner in the short run but fatter in the long run, and they begin to develop deadly medical conditions if they haven't already."
This is a fat person literally admitting, in writing, that unless an autority figure is holding their hand and telling them what to eat and how much exercise to get, they will not lose weight. But a caloric restrictive diet and physical activity does make them lose weight.
>"Cheater only stop fucking hookers if under 24/7 surveillance by their spouse and law enforcement, but as soon as that ends they fuck more hookers than other. Therefore it is impossible to stop fucking hookers."
>>35336549
>>35336569
>Russia
Actually, it is Ukraine, their TV show very good, unlike censored russian tv.
>>35330163
>"With a good maintenance program you can, however, take off a moderate amount of pounds, prevent obesity's onset, or arrest constant weight gain, and maintain a healthier weight by developing healthy habits. The operative word there is "prevent." You can stabilize your weight. You can stop obesity from getting worse in your body. You can also take a moderate amount of pounds off. You can improve or even in some cases outright eliminate diabetes, high blood pressure, and other serious problems. But if you are obese, every time you try losing more than a moderate amount of weight--no matter what the program--you will likely wind up fatter within a year or two."
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU THE DEATH YOU FAT LAZY ENTITLED PIECE OF HUMAN FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCK YOU CODDLED LITTLE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED FUCK! FUCK YOU! I'VE LOST 70 POUNDS AND WITHIN A MONTH I WILL HAVE A BMI BELOW 30 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE AND I WILL NEVER GIVE UP WHAT I GAINED! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!
>>35335354
He's probably eating 300 grams of cereal with syrup or other sweeteners. Easily 2k
>Ukraine TV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1TAnVQsu6c
Also, that show about weight loss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrNIvZSVwQI
>>35336585
Even Ukraine. I wanted to believe in a Slavicparadise of pretty girls and no super fatties.
>>35336600
>pretty girls and no super fatties.
Most slavs drink and smoke a lot.
Not many people going into gyms.
Men don't live long and women very fast age (>25 - not pretty anymore), and gain weight fast after that age.
>>35336262
I live in a townhouse in London, mildly narrow staircases and my dad and step mum like having dinner parties with 20-30 people. Occasionally a wild fatass appears and can't make it to dining room easily because it's up a flight of stairs. Takes her/him 5 minutes to get up stairs as they have to twist each step in order to fit
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1TAnVQsu6c35336596
>1.18.42
What the fuck happened to her?
>>35336394
It's not. I cut 20kg in 3 months this spring and I wasn't obese.
>>35336615
Shame. I'd always heard the people were all about the aesthetics.
Become like a god among them, anon!
>>35336661
Breast cancer + no medical treatment.
>>35336586
>>35336674
>all about the aesthetics.
In cloths, phones etc. Not really about good body.
>>35331117
Just make sure to tell them that you're lactose intolerant or some shit to prevent them from thinking you're a vegan.
![the-buzz-vs-the-bulge_50290aa0e3634_w1500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BZfxKj8.jpg "the-buzz-vs-the-bulge_50290aa0e3634_w1500[1].jpg")
>>35334355
Black coffee has the highest ratio of caffeine to calories. Caffeine suppresses appetite. You save photographs of people in hats on your computer so you can post them in future arguments on the internet.
>>35336473
I don't think you understand. This anon isn't complaining about having trouble losing fat, he's complaining about being left with folds of loose skin.
>>35331452
>>35336680
lmao at them legs
>>35331320
A massive sum of money, getting the person responsible for your mother's death fired and possibly helping institute standards to prevent this from ever happening again.
>>35336490
nah, it doesn't work like that
those shows use fat people as laughing stocks
those blobs still need to deceive themselves to not realize that
>>35336596
>30:50
What the flying fuck
>>35335977
>tfw Spanish
>tfw the biggest people you see around are what HAES shitheads call "small fats"
>>35336532
if youre fatter its easier desu. more weight = more force you have to do to make exercise (imagine running with 50-80 extra kg strapped to your body, youd lose more weight i suppose)
>>35337026
>tfw argentine
>tfw not black
>tfw fat people here are simply fat
>tfw no fatty has the courage to start defending their shitty eating habits and life style more than "i cant stop eating"
>tfw people still make fun of fats in public and the police arent called for harrasment
>tfw you can upload a fat rant to the latino part of youtube and 99% will agree with you and you'll get tons of views and likes
(unlike nicole arbour or whatever her name is)
>tfw whenever i see a fatty on the street i start jogging until im past them just to make them feel bad
>>35337026
Valencia?
>>35337069
> not black
Now I know your lying
>>35336412
Also that loose skin should act as a reminder of what you've achieved. You fucking sorted it out, well done mate. You made a positive change in your life, that's the proof. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
>>35336412
The skin will snap back a lot, but it will take up to a year once you reach a stable size.
>Momscience says massage can help break up loose tissue structure to help firm up skin and reduce wrinkles
>>35331231
The heard on the left is surrounded by it's completely normal protective layer of fat. The heart on the right is not a human heart
baka senpai
>>35337037
You'd destroy your joints if you tried consistently running with 80kg extra strapped to you.
>>35337185
Madrid
>>35337261
Duh, that's why fatties have bad joints. But if you have a lot of weight that you have to move then it's easier to burn calories.
>>35336016
Once you get up north its like burgerland, just tubs of lards wondering around making me feel depressed.
>>35331238
In my town they give you instructions on the phone on what to do, like heart massage and everything
>>35337279
> WAKE ME UP
>>35336388
Oh I get it. They'd eat a lot of it, and so you can conclude that they have a lot of willpower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2YYZBrPwwU
>>35331238
sorry for your loss anon. without trying to be morbid, what was your mother's COD? Sounds like either a myocardial infarction or a pulmonary embolism.
>>35337589
>it is all genetics
>Here my starbucks cofee wich i drink at home.
Wow. Fat people.
![What I Want to Say to Fat People Response to Nicole Arbour.[720p].mp4_snapshot_04.27_[2015.12.22_19.43.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LJN1uG4.jpg "What I Want to Say to Fat People Response to Nicole Arbour.[720p].mp4_snapshot_04.27_[2015.12.22_19.43.31].jpg")
>>35337589
Damn she is huge. I was fooled by her face.
>>35334355
Hey what's wrong with a nice cup of black Joe in the morning? I love finishing a breakfast then sipping on a cup of black coffee while watching the morning news before work. So relaxing.
>>35337772
>I love having something hot and black inside me in the morning
>>35336288
based dad
>>35336596
The tan chick would get it super hard.
>>35337892
kek, you got me there, Aus.
>>35336436
i actually read an article where the show participants say that these are staged (they really lost the weight, but producers rearranged timing for a more dramatic effect)
интepвью yчacтникa oднoгo из пpoшлых выпycкoв
>>35338001
You can see they all really lost weight and numbers looks real, doesn't really matter how much which week.
But final montage can be very misleading, of course.
>>35336717
It's not his job to prevent food workers from poisoning him because they don't like vegans.
>muh 15 dollars an hour
>>35337069
porteño?
>>35336232
well that's just not fair, i started at 350lb like him but i'm down to 170 and i look worse than him 45lb lighter.
>>35338309
Maybe you are just shorter?
Post pic.
>>35334249
I've petted service dogs before. Most people with service dogs don't seem to mind. You just give them a crap ton of attention like a normal dog, a quick pat and rub on the head is fine.
>>35330163
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1so2ks7
Why did they cite no sources? "Research shows" is not a good way to make a point.
>>35336432
I'll admit, I'd like to try that once.
>>35336496
When you obese you can lose a huge amount of weight so quickly by eating at a defect. Realize it takes huge amounts of energy/calories to maintain a morbid obese body type.
>>35336586
Spottted the Murican
>>35335576
>230 lbs at 5'6
jesus fuck how desperate must someone be to stay with a girl like that?
>>35336234
don't know, she ate them all
>>35338262
15 bucks an hour in fast food/service? Where?? Holiday delivery driver is the only job in service industry I've seen over 11/hr. Or have the people you're referring to made it their career and been there for years?
>>35334355
What are you gay? Are you saying milenniums of people drinking black coffee is some how fedora worthy? Or are you just stupid?
>>35339106
It's a meme. Fast food workers are demanding 15 dollars an hour when they can't even remember to put fucking hot sauce in my bag.
>>35336087
>Im losing around 3kg a week
the eyebrow of dubiety raises
>>35334282
I've lost weight doing the exact opposite of those people
>They eat out/order in, I cook
>They buy chips and cookies, I buy fruit and nuts
It's crazy how well it works
>>35336747
Pretty cool graphic, but the point of origin at 150 really confused me for a moment. I know it's because looks nicer, but aesthetics should not go before clarity IMO.
I have a whale of a friend that I use simply because she works at a waterpark. Every time we go I go for free, break off of the lard demon group, and make friends with the hot ladies. She complains that she never gets to hang out with me.
He bday is in April and she just got a jacuzzi suite for 2 nights. She wants me to come along. I'm horrified I might have to experience her attempting to put more moves on me than she already has.
Every fat guy she knows is nicer than I am but they are "creeps". She wants my D but I'm not packing a harpoon long enough to go through that amount of blubber. I don't even want her for more than her free waterpark passes.
Hold me /fit/. I'm scared that I might have to share a bed/jacuzzi with this oversized whale.
>>35338360
"Standard etiquette" says you should ask the person if you can pet their dog, and they will usually be okay with it. But when people just walk up and pet the dog randomly, some feel it can mess with the dog's training, i.e. you're "rewarding" it for literally no reason.
>>35339403
then the whole train applauded
>>35339106
It's a combination of entitled millennials (I hate my generation) and people that fucked up in life and are working at mcdick for a living with 3 kids demanding a living wage on unskilled labor. Can't even wrap a burrito in the right direction and they think they deserve more than 8 an hour!? Fuck them.
>>35330163
> number 2: fat people do not eat more than thin people, they eat less!
> number 5: when fat people are forced to eat under deficit while under constant surveilance, they lose weight
Somethings fishy here
>>35339492
Number 2 is actually true. You can eat less than someone else and gain weight.
It matters what the fuck you're eating. You can eat one meal per day and have it be 4000 kcal and you will balloon to a whale.
>>35339403
I hope she grabs your D and won't let go. There's no such thing as a free (waterpark) ride.
>>35331238
pls dont b reel
>>35336288
SAUCE??
>>35331286
lol this is true though, when counting for sugar calories these items are low sugar. it's dairy, there is sugar present but there is a much higher fat content. Meaning these foods don't have large sugar calories and wont lead to large insulin spikes. However, it's treating it like insulin spikes is the only way people gain weight.
>>35336680
Those legs look like they belong on someone who's at least half a foot taller than him.
>>35339510
This. They aren't thinking caloricly less, just in pure mass. Ignoring that a pound of celery is not the same as a pound of cooking lard.
HAES exposed as bullshit by science. Fatties die younger.
>>Conclusions: Low aerobic fitness in late adolescence is associated with an increased risk of early death. Furthermore, the risk of early death was higher in fit obese individuals than in unfit normal-weight individuals.
http://m.ije.oxfordjournals.org/content/early/2015/12/20/ije.dyv321.abstract?sid=094c0b42-d224-4b05-a6c2-4bc825bf9bca
>>35335977
>be brazilian
>some fat people here and there, but government and population hates them
>no scooters
>tfw you will never witness the strugle of two fatties fighting over it
>tfw you witness two fatties fighting over the last ice cream at the supermarket
Life is not that bad, but we still don't see these giga hamplanets, i really would like to see it, for science and keks purposes, at least here we are legally allowed to laugh at them
>>35339819
Are the scooters only a US/Walmart phenomenon? I've never seen fat people driving them anywhere in Europe either.
>>35339802
>the risk of early death was higher in fit obese individuals than in unfit normal-weight individuals
BTFO. HAES on suicide watch. They'll probably all disregard this study entirely but it irritates the fuck out of me when they try to argue being obese and "fit" is way healthier than being thin and sedentary.
>>35339858
Yeah.
In my country you get a scooter assigned if you have a medical reason, and you just keep it at home like a car. They don't hand them out in supermarkets. There's no room for them anyway.
>>35339858
in brazil they are plain impossible, since it would be too expensive to force supermarkets to buy them, and driving one in the streets would be begging to either be robbed or have some drunk guys group turn it over with you in it, which would be awesome to see
>>35337355
>>35339987
Kek
>>35337892
>go to the same cafe for six years
>only ever get black coffee because I'm not a shithead
>friends with all the baristas and garçons
>they start pouring my cup before I even get through the door
>goofing loudly with campy theater fuck-fuck
>"Black coffee, sir?"
>"Yes, how did you know?"
>"Oh, you just seem like a regular Joe who likes regular joe."
>"Strong and black, like me."
>mon visage michelle kwan I'm a dyel white faggot idiot from the Himalayas.
People love you when you make their job easy.
>>35339215
When you're a humongous fat fuck, you can lose 0.5kg a day. Because if you're huge your body probably wants a 3k+ Cal/day, so eating a small amount of a thousand calories or so will already burn a ton of fat every day.
>>35337248
I'm applying moisturizer and massaging it every single day. I've lost 24 lbs, but still long ways from seeing if it helps. I still want to lose about 50 lbs, to get right in the middle of a normal BMI, when I'm thin I'll come back with results on loose skin and massages. (I've lost the 24 lbs in roughly 7 weeks)
>>35335848
I'm just glad it didn't shit itself.
>>35339858
The original intention was to have them in stores to help old people that have problems walking. You don't need any proof of disability to take one do lazy fat people started riding them. They also sell them, again for the elderly. Same story there. They could just as easily ride a wheel chair but that would require self propulsion.
>>35339978
Kek
Fucking BRs man. Stay gold.
At least I know you're as obnoxious in real life as you are in online games.
>>35334282
I find Secret Eaters to be more than just motivation, it is definitely informative. I wish the episodes were shorter, though. I don't give a crap that susan is a retarded hambeast, I want to see the results and the explanation of why they're happening. I don't care about her feelings.
>>35340540
Yep. Next time you feel bad because a BR is tormenting you, just feel sorry for them, for they are surrounded by other BRs all day every day.
It truly is hell on Earth.
>>35340565
HUE HUE HUE
>>35336363
That's the point of the show. These fats go from 5k+ cals a day down to 2k and get worked out twice a day. Of course they're gonna drop lbs like a motherfucker
>>35339510
Ehhh so... it DOESN'T matter what the fuck they're eating... All that matters is that they're eating too much of it.
>>35340605
It goes both ways. If I eat 200 cups of fat free yogurt per day, I'm going to gain weight.
In that same vein, if I fry chicken in butter and eat it with mashed potatoes loaded with gravy and all the fixens and have one or two portions every day? I'm going to gain fucking weight.
>>35340540
It is a hellhole of a country, but people here are pretty chill and friendly, the problem with online games is that only 12 years old play it,and mostly the ones that get bullied in school, the other half is out playing soccer,and as we are not a first world country, most decent people drop online games to work and study when they hit 18, so the BR base gets pretty shitty.
>>35331299
2500 calories? That's 2,5 kcal, not even a gram of sugar.
>>35340745
He filled the bowl with double heavy cream. Not milk.
>>35340745
In real world, people with no autism use kcal and cal interchangeably
