ITT:
Post your body, and we guess how many girls you've fucked. Respond to the 3rd guess with your number.
Pic is me.
>>35311956
well age would help to guess
4?
let me guess 0
>>35311986
over 9000
>>35311956
>>35311986
Fuck off.
/thread
>>35312042
Fuck mobile
>>35312022
Over 70, exact number or even all their names unknown.
>>35311988
>>35311997
>>35312022
>>35312033
u guys were right :(
>>35312088
t-thanks
:^9
>>35312213
I'm thinking zero
>>35312213
Statistically 28% of gay men have had sex with over 1000 partners.
I feel like you're probably gay and in that 28%
>>35312213
Your ass seems like biscum so I'll say you probably have fucked some girls.
>>35311956
32
>>35311986
1
>>35312042
10
>>35312042
>>35311956
>>35311986
0
>>35312213
You've probably fucked more girls than those faggots, kek.
hola, guess chicos
>>35312271
3
Rationale: posting on 4chan (kek), slouched shoulders concealing crotch with hands and lack of confidence in facial expression, proportions suggest manlet (estimate 5'8), but solid physique and good jawline, cheekbones and nose, guessing early 20's. Plz respond. >>35312042
7
Rationale: Posting on 4chan (kek), tall white male, broad shoulders, very low body fat means defined jaw and cheekbones, has an iphone and faggy necklace, likely upper middle class judging from the bathroom, response to 27 guess indicates he believes that's high, didn't read the rest in case he responded before I finished this.
Sherlock out.
0 to everybody in /fit/
>>35312349
very many
>>35312213
Damn you!
Take a swing bitches
>>35313027
Your uncle fondled you once
>>35313042
10 except one of them was a dude and it really hurt your sexuality for a while.
im 22
>>35313042
>>35313056
Sorry to disappoint guys, but I am a virgin.
>>35313085
You're full of shit. Your my goal body for the sole purpose of getting laid :(
>>35313149
Haven't even touched a breast in real life. Grand Wizard status. Get On My Level!!!
>>35312213
3 girls, unlimited dudes
>>35312349
muchas personas, tambien tienes un pompi muy bien...me gusta y por favor eres de LONDON? really tho i'd smack that ass
>>35313060
22 inches deep in your ass, faggot?
How many?
>>35313322
>tambien tienes un pompi muy bien
this is not fucking spanish, or you're wasted as fuck.
>>35313357
Negative women positive men
>>35313357
U go to xsport brah?
>>35312349
Yo vivo en London. Usted también vive en London?
>>35313889
+10 times
maximum security prison
congrats everyone that participated in this insecurity thread, gayest thing i've seen all day.
laughing at (You)
>>35313912
That's okay, it's okay to be gay
>>35313019
girls: 0
guys: maybe 2 or 3?
>>35311956
I fucked more girls than you losers before I even touched a weight.
Random question do you bros think I'd look good with a buzz cut?
Thinking about it my hair genetics are literal shit, not in the sense I'm balding but my hair is girl thin and does absolutely nothing
Age 19 almost 20
>>35311956
6 girls
>>35311986
3 girls
>>35312042
2 girls
>>35312213
75 guys
>>35312271
7 girls
>>35312349
However many times you've had to pay rent wherever you live
>>35313019
2 girls
>>35313027
0 girls
>>35313042
10+ girls don't lie to me lotus, no way you're a virgin
>>35313060
Over 5
>>35313357
7?
>>35313889
8 girls
>>35315166
2 grils, 15 guys.
Nice husbando mode. May I touch your chest hair?
>>35315009
Virgin. Definetly virgin. Possible underage
>>35311956
> how many girls you've fucked
> /fit/
>>35312213
ngl best ass I've seen on /fit/, ever.
>>35316057
Where is that gif from? Sauce?
>>35316074
Sense8.
>>35316074
See: >>35316099
Dubs don't lie. It was a Netflix Series. Strange concept and could've been better but still entertaining.
>>35316096
Senpai. Don't take pics of yourself when high, pls.
2-4 grils. Will go gay4pay for weed money.
>>35316096
SS victim?
>>35316113
Thank you based senpai :D
>>35316125
No problems son. I'd also recommend 'Rita' and 'Hjordis' to /fit/. They're both very mellow, light-hearted and nice to watch.
>>35316113
It was an interesting concept desu, but kinda poorly executed.
Season 2 in 2017, hope it gets better.
Some pretty hot scenes tho and that german husbando gave me feels.
>>35316136
Thanks. Will check them out :)
>>35315166
What routine did you do to start off/maintain
>>35316116
Never smoked weed in my life, what's making me look high?
Also 2 is correct, but I've probably had sex well over 100 times by now
>>35316123
Nah, just always had good leg genetics. I haven't squatted since last february when I tore my meniscus, and yet they still look sort of joocy.
>>35316251
>Also 2 is correct, but I've probably had sex well over 100 times by now
A-are you a prostitute? How much?
>>35316147
Lel, I wish Sun (Bae Doona) was in it more. She was good, and I really liked her in Cloud Atlas. And I agree, Lito (Miguel Ángel Silvestre), Will (Brian J. Smith), and Wolfgang (Max Riemelt) all gave me feels.
>>35316200
Have fun anon.
>>35313388
Pompi could be slang for ass
>>35316284
Nah, been in a relationship with my current gf for about 3 years now
>>35315166
>>35315009
3 girls actually, 0 guys
>>35316316
Oh ok. I though you meant the gay4pay thing.
You can still prostitute yourself, senpai. Easy money :D
>>35316347
Nah I meant "2 is correct" as in I've had sex with two women. One was a cunt who treated me like shit, the other was/is my current gf
But I am flattered that you think I could be a prostitute, thank you very much.
>>35316358
No prob :)
Glad you found non-cunt breeder material. I've heard those are rare.
>>35316287
>Sun (Bae Doona)
Yeah, her story was the most interesting, at least for me.
What a fucking cunt of a father.
Didn't even know it was her in Cloud Atlas, i really liked that movie, even though all my friends and bf thought it was meh-tier.
>>35315192
>May I touch your chest hair?
no
>>35316223
brosplit + water polo, i look ok from that angle but i'm really borderline skeletor mode
>>35316327
you got close. 4 girls, one of them being a drunk chubby slut so not sure if that counts
>>35316757
mirin, so SS isn't the way forward for aesthetics?
>>35316757
>>35316924
It's not a bad routine for beginners.
>>35316757
>May I touch your chest hair?
>no
:(
Why not?
>>35316422
Your filename made my day. Thank you naughty fuccboi.
>>35312213
Id fug ur boipuccy...
>>35312349
C H I L E
>>35316241
Are the hearts meant to imply anything?
>>35313208
I honestly hope you're joking
>>35320161
He is.
He's given Cheekie the BBC.
>>35320386
Every day is back day.
2
guess
>>35313085
A woman older than you can fix that right up.
>>35320815
That one special gril
>>35320854
Around 10-20 guys, mostly twinks, some otters. Always a top, never a bottom (but wants to be a pretty princess)
>>35321049
Wizard masterrace
Take a guess
>>35321263
3-4 in the summer and only 1 in the winter per years for the past 5 years
>>35321263
Why do you have poles on your bed, desu?
Do you tie them up when they're naughty?
>>35321315
he hangs his girlfriends halo on them
>>35321288
Winner
>>35321315
Na, it's just an expensive ass bed and it came like that
>>35321069
>>35321246
8, and only one was fat
>>35321366
>only one was fat
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>35321366
I like the fact that you have to mention how many were fat
>>35321387
>>35321393
Because if I didn't, everyone would just assume all 8 were fat because I was fat
>>35321405
>because I was fat
>was
>.....was
Dude
>>35321428
That pic is from January if you didn't notice the filename. So, not really current
>>35321440
how much kg did you lose
>>35321456
110lbs, 50kg
>>35321440
Now post new pic or it didn't happen.
>>35321468
gj
>>35321471
this
>>35321471
>>35321487
6 girls when I was fat
Only 2 since I've lost weight
>>35321513
WELL DONE BRAH
>>35321528
Thank you thank you
unfortunately I didn't lift much so my body comp is wonky under the shirt but atleast I feel good in clothes again
>>35321513
Oh god, you're mr mustache.... Now I got the mental image of you doing porn. Thanks for that
>>35320161
Not joking, why would I want to feel a bag of sand? Only wizards make it...
>>35321564
Try boipussi. That works.
>>35321561
Mr. Mustache indeed, unfortunate that I'm getting a reputation though
I should probably get off /fit/ for awhile
>>35320863
>woman
you're in the wrong place...
>>35321584
Naw man. This is the time to get Trips and terrorize :D
>>35321584
Nice cat btw
>>35321627
I'd have no reason to Trip, despite my fitness progress the only thing people ever want to talk about is that I have a mustache. And by talk about, I mean just insult and call it a porn mustache even though it's just normal
>>35321580
>>35321611
I was right. lol.
>>35321638
Thanks, he's a fat lard that doesn't do jack shit
It's awesome
>>35321641
>even though it's just normal
Where do you live, anon?
>>35321654
You got a beard now? The stache would look a lot better with a bit of fur on the sides imao. Bear mode be your thing, desu.
>>35321674
United States. When I say normal, I mean it doesn't look pornographic in my opinion. It's just a mustache. I do understand that anyone under 35 with a mustache is a hipster though so I have to deal with flak regardless
>>35321650
Sex is for plebs, hetero or homo.
>>35321654
Your cat looks badass, desu :D
>>35321678
I can grow a beard quickly so I go through phases frequently
I added one to the tally last night brehs so take a guess
>>35321709
Oh god pls go bearmode. pls pls pls!
Without the stache you're kinda gorgeous.
>>35321694
Don't know about that lotus but it is definitely overrated
>>35321747
But you can't even see my face anon
Ah well I'm growing my beard back out anyway, shaved the stache last week. First time having a full beard since losing the weight
>>35321768
>shaved the stache last week. First time having a full beard since losing the weight
Yeeees! Thank you!
>But you can't even see my face anon
So post it then?
>>35311956
>itt
>guessing how many girls you've slept with based off body pictures
>the answer is zero
>because you're all still autistic.
>>35321748
The more financial freedom you have, the less sex you crave. Sex is the main source of entertainment for the impoverished. Overrated in a casual sense, euphoric with the right person (so I have read in many books).
>>35321709
4th is best mode and my current mode.
>>35321808
Are you eunuch?
>>35321808
you're a weird guy
give me your body though
>>35321776
I think you'll be disappointed anon, but if you really want one give me a few moments
>>35321709
>fast beard growing master race reporting in.
Once you embrace the beard, the shaving woes go away!
>>35321811
I have this weird mental block about growing a beard now that I'm slim because I always had one when I was fat so it covered my neck and general fatface
Growing the beard back makes me feel the same, but I'll have to get over it eventually
>>35321822
Na, my parents Cronus and Rhea raised me properly.
>>35321828
It will happen as you mature. Guys who chase tail their whole lives never experience true success and power. Outside college (22+), body count is for the slaves.
>>35311956
>>35321859
2-3 every weekend.
>tfw I'd rather just hold a girls hand instead of have sex at this point
I can get laid with no real problem, the tables have been turned on me
>>35321859
2-3 in your lifetime
>>35321869
Haha in my imagination maybe
>>35321896
Closer to the real number
>>35321856
>It will happen as you mature. Guys who chase tail their whole lives never experience true success and power. Outside college (22+), body count is for the slaves.
>Spends his time shitposting on /fit/
Well done, little Lotus flower.
>>35321919
>little
>>35321935
Yes
>>35321919
I spend 30 min every couple days posting. Don't be mad because what I said struck a nerve.
>>35311956
aye lmao
>>35321999
>I spend 30 min every couple days posting.
Why little lotus why?
>>35322000
2,5
>>35322000
heres a better pic.
>>35321856
lol guys who fuck girls are successful and powerful. That's basic evolution.
Don't act like you are celibate on purpose, i can see through it.
Your problem is that you are way to insecure to approach women but youve worked your way into a corner. Physically you look too good, girls aren't going to by the shy thing, so you just come off as aloof.
>>35322036
2.5?
but how
>>35322051
He fingered a girl, she started crying and left.
0,5
>>35322040
mirin the fuck out of the vascularity of your arms,
that blood vessel going from your pit through to your bi/tri split is crazy
>>35322023
Mostly for the lulz these days.
>>35322040
I'm not celibate, I'm a virgin, what do you not understand about that?
>>35322062
>>35322071
bruh virgins are celibate by definition.
>>35321828
Where's my pic? ;_;
>>35322087
Not even a chance being celibate is when you get raped and become a born again virgin, that did not happen to me.
>>35322103
are you joking?
please tell me you are joking?
>>35322112
Why would I joke about being raped and becoming a born again virgin? That's NOT WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!!!
>>35322093
Totally forgot
My facial gains evolution since January this year. inb4 >septum ring
I know it's dumb already
>>35322118
you wanna talk about it L
>>35322123
I knew it. Without the scary mustache (and the septum ring) you're pretty handsome.
Can I adopt you pls?
Hint: the answer is 0
>>35322040
ive fucked 8 girls.
not exactly a lot, but ive been in a couple long term relationships
>>35322131
This one time at band camp...
>>35322146
You are not alone bro, we are in this together!
>>35322145
If you teach me how to lift, sure
and the mustache wasn't scary, come on... just goofy. here it was at critical mass
>>35322146
Why is it 0 anon?
>>35322146
Expensive watch. Horrible pants. Good prioritation breh.
>>35322000
Always mirin. How much weight did you loose/
>>35322168
The watch was 90 bucks but yeah the pants are 20 dollars from old navy and I've had them for 3 years so you're not wrong
Ngrs.
>>35322163
>just goofy. here it was at critical mass
pls stop.
>If you teach me how to lift, sure
Excellent. I'll prepare your cage immediately :D
>>35322040
height/ weight? how long lifting? natty?
>>35322173
went from 240ish to 178 or something.
low key im fat af right now, bulk is going strong.
I'm gonna look crazy in a couple months.
>>35322177
>The watch was 90 bucks
Burn to me. Ok then. Try selling it to a pajeet for 400
>>35322163
Combination of high standards and bad with grils, but more importantly /manlet/ at 5'7
>>35322185
yo when you grow up watching westerns and then have the ability to grow a mustache, you atleast see how far it can go. Can't blame me for that
In all honesty though how can I hit pic related bodymode, I'm 6'4" 180lbs currently but I'm scared to bulk because of the whole ex-fatty thing
>>35322199
Wow I just sort of figured you were 6 foot or so. Most girls in real life honestly don't care anyway man, don't let the memes get to you
>>35322193
bout 2.5 years, im 5'11 and was 179 in that pic.
That pic was from like the end of summer, im probably like 193 right now. Starting my next cut in a month.
>>35322204
>In all honesty though how can I hit pic related bodymode, I'm 6'4" 180lbs currently but I'm scared to bulk because of the whole ex-fatty thing
Eat maintenance but do your lifting. the muscles will come without heavy bulking just a bit slower. I can see the fear of returning to fatty mode. So you're targeting ottermode rather than bear?
>>35322193
oh and yeah natty.
just lean and have a pump
>>35317405
C O N F O R M E
>>35322218
Thanks anon :^)
>>35322204
i'd say between 1-6 maybe?
>>35322190
Currently on 9, don't plan on breaking it off with her either. Doesn't necessarily count tho, more than half are from tinder.
>>35313042
>>35313085
>virgin
>not in gear
Nigga, how long do you intend to lie?
>>35322235
You telling me that guy isn't bear mode? I mean I know he isn't huge but I don't want to get colossal, would be hard to do with my fear of over eating and being tall
I just want to be tastefully thick. Is this guy bearmode? I must be confused about what that entails
Either way, I have a lot of body hair and would prefer to just be ottermode, the pic I posted prior to this is just my dream body. Doubt I'll ever get there
If I got fucked (pegged) by a girl does that count as -1?
>>35322253
That guy is just a goal body picture, that isn't me
for you I'd say between 6-8
>>35322255
Fair enough mate, i mean atleast they found you attractive enough to bang you. Or vice versa
>>35322262
Okay you got me, I did take creatine once for a couple of weeks...
>>35322265
>Doubt I'll ever get there
Yes you will. Give yourself time to recover from fattymode first.
The guy you posted is bear. I just though you used him as a retorical example. You can definetly achieve that, handsome.
>>35322303
I will do my best and return in the future with my progress
Everyone remember mustache guy, I will make you proud /fit/
7 for vaginal intercourse
Many more counting fooling around
Only one was a land whale, the rest were at least 8s
Just goes to show you can get girls as a fridge if you have a nice face / know how to act
>>35322349
unfortunately people will fall for a bait that is even this bad
Just give it a few minutes
>>35322123
>I know it's dumb already
And yet you wear it till the last progress picture
>>35322356
Because I like it
I guess I should have said "I know you will all mock the nose ring so let me just acknowledge it ahead of time so we don't waste posts talking about why I have it"
>>35322399
call the cops man, someone stole your entire chest
also I'll guess 3-4
>>35311956
0
You have strongly implied you're getting too much black dick to hae any time for women.
Mad props, homo.
Here is I
>>35322385
Alright, what are your lifts?
>>35322448
No idea. Cardiofag, lost all the fat through running excessively and completely changing my eating habits. Should have lifted the whole time though
Hindsight's 20/20
lets hear it
>>35322583
gonna guess 5-6
>>35322583
mirin whats your bf% you think?
also idk 6 chicks
>>35315009
Timmy Sullivan?
>>35315009
tim Savage*
>>35322611
>>35322611
I think it's around 9 or 10%
>>35312237
Sauce? That seems unreasonably high.
>>35323118
It is an outdated 1970's pre-HIV era study propagated by christians.
More recent researches have found that gay men tend to have 2-3 sexual partners a year, while it is 1-2 for straight men.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexualities:_A_Study_of_Diversity_Among_Men_and_Women
>>35324640
>g-gays aren't really that promiscuous guys
>having a new cock in your ass ever 4-6 months isn't even slightly promiscuous
I don't give a damn if you want to suck cock but at least have the self respect to acknowledge that you're voluntarily leading a promiscuous and hedonistic lifestyle
>>35324720
>a new cock every 4-6 months is promiscuous
It's really not, kek.
I'm 20 and i've fucked 9 guys, 7 casual, one was a 1-year relationship and another is my current boyfriend.
I wouldn't say that i'm promiscuous.
I have straight friends that have been with more than 9 girls, no relationships whatsoever.
Are they leading a hedonistic lifestyle?
>>35324640
I know a old fruit who lived through the pre-HIV 1960-1970s era and survived the AIDS epidemic, from how he describes it 1000 sexual partners would actually have been considered to be a small number of sexual partners by San Francisco standards, orgies and daily hookups were the norm
>>35321584
Mr Money Moustache?
>>35324758
>friends that have been with more than 9 girls, no relationships whatsoever.
>Are they leading a hedonistic lifestyle?
Yes, of course they are, the literal dictionary definition promiscuity is having many transient sexual encounters
>>35324758
>straight people who befriend homosexuals are promiscuous perverts themselves
color me surprised
>>35324764
Well, he's probably right.
There's still a disturbing culture in the "community" (cruisey gay gyms, saunas etc), but nothing like the books describe the 70s.
>>35324788
Yeah, but you hardly see anyone pointing the finger at heteros fucking random girls from Tinder calling them whores, instead you praise them as alphas and chads.
>>35324758
In most of the world having sex with1-3 people in your entire life (your wife and maybe a mistress or a prostitute) is still the norm for ~3 billion of the 3.5 billion men in the world, outside of the actually quite tiny bubble of the western world both you and your straight friends would be considered depraved freaks
>>35324831
Please, i'm fairly sure most of the guys itt have fucked more than 3 people.
>>35324828
>you hardly see anyone pointing the finger at heteros fucking random girls from Tinder calling them whores, instead you praise them as alphas and chads.
Maybe in your friend circle senpai, for most normies a guy being able to seduce lots of HPV infected whores on Tinder is worthy on no more praise than a guy who seduces lots of fat girls at the local nightclub
>>35324831
You are just pulling shit outa your ass.
The average number of sexual partners world wide is 9.
http://www.statista.com/statistics/248856/average-number-of-sexual-partners-in-selected-countries-worldwide/
>>35324758
>I'm 20 and i've fucked 9 guys, 7 casual
>I wouldn't say that I'm promiscuous
That's just like a fat bitch refusing to admit that she's fat and referring to herself as curvy or big boned instead
>>35324901
>Muslim countries (where having sex with more than one man can get you murdered) having an average number of sexual partners higher than 1
>>35324901
Kek, you expect me to believe that bullshit with zero sources and Muslim countries having an average number of sexual partners higher than 1
>>35324901
Pretty sure that website is the one pulling shit out of its ass, how exactly are a few Europeans countries and South Africa supposed to be an accurate indicator that the global average is 9
>>35324905
Well, i might have been a whore then, i thought it was pretty normal to have around 10 sexual partners, even for straight guys.
I've changed my ways,i swear senpai, i'm in a monogamous relationship.
>>35324891
>HPV
>totally clear of STDs, not even HPV, after 9 guys
feelsgoodman
>>35324922
Not the guy that posted that link, but you're the one that made a claim out of your ass.
Burden of proof is on you desu.
>>35324941
Like I said, suck as much cock as you want, as long as you don't get a std and expect my taxpayer money to pay for treatment I couldn't care less, I'm not condemning your lifestyle by calling it promiscuous and hedonistic, just calling a spade a spade, also there's no male test for HPV ya dingus(although based on rates of HPV related cancers in men it has been theorised that the rate of HPV among gay men are pretty darn high)
>>35324979
>there's no male test for HPV ya dingus
I mean i've never had any warts or anything.
Could be an undetected case, though, so who knows.
>>35325012
As HPV testing becomes more sophisticated it's become apparent that HPV has such a sky high infection rate that some researchers have said that unless you only have sex with kissless virgins it's almost guaranteed that you've become infected with at least one strain of HPV, on an equally disturbing note the strains that cause cancer don't otherwise cause symptoms like warts or herpes sores, fucking scary IMO
>>35325041
>on an equally disturbing note the strains that cause cancer don't otherwise cause symptoms like warts or herpes sores
Welp, now i wish i was a kissless virgin.
>>35325041
>tfw I've only inserted my benis into kissless virgins
Technically I still have HPV tho since I occasionally get warts on my feet
>>35318667
They're to cover his nipples.
>>35322583
>6-7
>>35322968
0-1
>>35325903
3
>>35325041
dont smokle or drink.
eat raw spinach and maybe you wont get penis cancer
>>35326238
.5 do gays count as a full point?
