Describe, in your opinion, the perfect female form
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Describe, in your opinion, the perfect female form
my gf
>>35307933
Wrapped around my dick
>>35307933
Skinny. Firm. Not necessarily toned, but thin and definitely thinner than me is a must.
honestly, probably exactly your pic.
pic related
>>35307933
For a start, no lordosis.
>>35307975
c'mon man how retarded are you
basically Nicole Mejia with slightly bigger tits.
>>35307984
You know what he means. Your problem with his statement is semantic.
I don't think there's such a thing. Proportions, race and height lead to certain body types, which can be perfect in different ways. As long as stuff fits visually together and the person isn't fat, they can appeal to different kind of tastes.
>>35308001
it isn't semantic. she's sticking her ass out; that's obviously not her natural standing posture.
>>35307938
faget
>>35308010
this makes too much sense to be on 4chan
>>35308107
Wouldimpregnate/10
>You will never have such fertile females.
>>35308073
Duck mouth.
>>35308107
>bmw
Into the trash.
>>35307933
hnggggggggggggggggggggg
>>35308263
i remember this guy i'm pretty sure he posted on fit. he was cool
>>35307933
WHO DIS?????
>>35308096
Im biting my lip so hard im afraid im gonna accidentally eat my entire face
>>35308296
Shoop.
>>35308288
this
>>35308096
this
>>35307933
Pic related
1. Thick
2. Firm
3. Good fat depositions
>>35308263
holy shit lotus your body is legit 10/10
Fuckin mirin m8
Since I started getting fit (and older) I went from finding skinny blonde grills hot as fuark to drooling after chubby ones, preferably with low self esteem.
I have no idea what the fuck is going on
that girl from the Sia videos but with an 8x6
>>35308350
Right there withy you bud.
They are easy and will do anything. Tempting combination.
>>35308288
Her ass is photoshopped on the leftmost picture, right?
>>35307933
high test robot grills.
Natty queen Sophie, of course.
>>35308394
Holy shit.
...More...?
>>35308107
One on the right for sure
One on left still would because she's clearly fun, but the second pair of tits is a negative
>>35308394
Would fondle those leg stumps/10
>>35308394
I'd call her a Gekko and scream cow noises while banging her
>>35308263
god damn you lotus
>>35308398
>natty
>has the body of a man
are you fucking stupid? this bitch takes steroid and/or powdered jew. the fitness industry has no place for nattys because the fitness industry is ran by the supplementation industry
>>35308519
>implying EHP Labs Beyond BCAA kiwi and strawberry flavour and Oxywhey strawberry flavour bought with promocode SOPHIE10 isn't natty
>>35307933
about 5'7"
thin waist
large hips
juicy squat butt
thick thighs
B/C cup breasts
long dark brown hair
green eyes
pale skin
thick lips
Young women (17-23 years old) with perfect genetics (none of this squat girl+test+fake tits bullshit)>all
>>35308535
is there moar
>>35308263
Shit dude you look like a superhero
>>35308562
Another young girl with perfect genetics.
>>35308554
using powdered jew does not make you natty. you are relying on drugs to help you lift. might as well take steroids fag. all that shit is fraud.
>>35308575
Last one. Literally just born with a perfect body, it's just not fair.
>>35308585
if her waist was two inches smaller then it would be perfect
>>35308562
>17-23
>young
>>35308583
lmao I bet you're one of those hypocrites that eat more food than you need to barely survive in order to fascilitate and accelerate the building of muscle.
>>35308558
this but 5'9" cuz im not a manlet
>>35308408
n-no... if you don't have pictures saved, it isn't a fetish, right?
>>35308575
lets be real. she has great tits, an average body, and an average face. Also has aged horribly.
>>35308408
>>35308241
>he says this as he drives a civic that shoots rice
>>35308657
this is a sfw board mate
>>35308614
>sophie arvebrink
you should change that filename...
>>35308633
>Claire
>average anything
No.
>aged horribly
Most chicks peak before 22. She was a 9+/10 as a high schooler so she really had nowhere to go but down.
>>35308614
>I bet you're one of those hypocrites that eat more food than you need to barely survive in order to fascilitate and accelerate the building of muscle.
wrong
fucking cracker you made that i called you on on your bullshit. keep believeing in fake nattys. might as well say rich piana is a natty too
>>35308657
>>35308657
What do you think you are doing, /fit/izen
>>35308681
rich piana is natty though
>>35308674
You think? I pulled it from her Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/p/91baYSwhd4/?taken-by=sophiearvebrink
>>35308681
Okay I'm sorry, you're very natty.
2D > 3D
2D > 3D
I lift for my waifu.
>>35308107
Seriously? Guys are really into that trashy face? She's chubby and already has fucking wrinkles she's trying to cover with tons of makeup.
>>35307933
Your mom
>>35308720
>waifu
>no curves
n-no homo
>>35308263
whoa still natural? that's awesome bro
>>35308760
It's ok, shes special to me.
>>35307996
this all day
>>35308263
>tfw lotus posts his pic in a totally unrelated thread, says nothing, then just faps to everyones compliments
>>35308836
His name is FakeBikeBrah, and he is a modern, digital Dandy, only existing to the extent that he is seen.
Do not resent him. Pity him.
>>35308666
Yes.
Literally perfect.
>>35307933
Sauce plz
5'7''
toned tummy
perky c-cup breasts
long legs
peachy bum
pink innie vagina
redhead
blue/green eyes
bros back in 30.000 BC had the right idea. Look at them tittays, and imagine the calf potential on those babies.
pic related
>>35308657
wow
>>35307933
Not her
>>35308107
>chub
Uhnope.
>>35308677
>potato nose
>boxy hips
gr8 b8 m8
>>35308583
Wtf is powdered jew?
>>35307975
Mah nigga
>>35308535
She has very ugly face.
>>35308570
It's an attentionwhore from 2ch's /fiz/.
The reason for attentionwhoring is that she is quite ugly otherwise.
Don't have pics, sorry.
>>35308942
had all of this except for redhead....
thank you genetics...
>>35308585
Do people really find that attractive?
I guess I have been living in Israel for too long.
I only see a pretentious non-feminine dumb cunt.
Am I the only one who doesn't want overdone hair and makeup? Or that fake smile with fake white plastic looking teeth?
>young, thick, disdainful
That's perfection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
>>35309290
>am I the only one who falls for the "no makeup, all natural" meme?
Yes, it's because you've never seen a girl without it
>>35309320
>"i only want a girlfriend who looks fabbbuuloooouuussss!!!!"
>pretending to be straight
>>35309315
fuck off
>>35308263
Mirin. N-no homo
>>35309234
Mah Mako
>>35308656
I drive a car that is not screaming "I just bought this brand because it's what is considered cool by idiots like me".
>>35307938
Must be gay
>>35307933
dude, that lower back fucking frightens me
>>35308263
Mirin
>>35308263
Lookin solid m8
>>35309363
What
Are you under the impression that the 16 yo in your pic isn't wearing makeup or something? Lol
>>35309139
Name?
>>35308096
I'd kill to impregnate that whore, not even joking
> hngh test overload
>>35309575
I said 'overdone makeup'. Foundation, natural shade of lipstick and LIGHT mascara looks fine. Unnatural color blusher, lipstick, eyeshadow or heavy mascara is clown shit.
>>35308562
>>35308575
toronto girls are bitchy as fuck
>>35308296
Looks like the Supreme Gentleman's sister.
>>35308350
Your brain has finally aligned your preferences with the type of woman you may actually have a chance with
>>35309365
High test is a meme, mate.
>>35309643
>am I the only one who likes what everyone likes? Pls say yes- I just HAVE to feel special and unique.
Faggot
>>35308900
Emma K model
>>35309365
>Queen of cellulites
>High test
Choose one
This is my jam
>>35309788
Name?
>>35309611
Muh dick
>>35309612
I second this
>>35309799
>those tits
>>35309808
Sorry wish I knew her name myself
>>35309842
What about them
![a52b8d45bc8724edbc6dc13efbadeabc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s7MfJeH.jpg "a52b8d45bc8724edbc6dc13efbadeabc[1]")
>>35309758
>i can't read but there must be some way i can make him look like the retard
Gettin' desperate bro, maybe go back to reddit for a while.
>>35309144
this makes me kind of sad
basically skinny with good fat deposits in TnA
the goddess in the blue&pink feline leggins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Taj3l9DLELw
11/10
>>35310125
Took me a while to realize that the front person is actually a dude.
>>35309857
More please
>>35307944
This
Whatever pussy my dick is in
>>35307933
Alysa Milano
I like dem thick girls, though. there's a point where I don't want to be seen in public with em but still wanna fuck them. anyone else know this feel?
>>35310215
>dat chest gap
u could park a denali in that 2bh famalam
>>35310201
They're actually siblings, Kasynets
>>35309684
Would wife sadly
>>35310252
This
/fit/ ruined my view on women before coming here I didn't even know what a cheater gap was but now... Even the hottest girls are ruined for me if they have a chest gap
I'm not going to potentially fuck over my future sons with that risk
>t-thanks /fit/
>>35308981
Notice how even back then they put a bag over it's head
>>35309857
is this post op mtf?
>>35308263
Would be mirrin if natty and not nigger desu senpai
>>35308096
Holy fucking shit.
>>35308263
>nigger
>big dick
pick one
still mirin' desu
>>35310403
That's not a sexy position.
>>35308096
I need a name
>>35310302
tits aren't muscles, you stupid fuck.
this or
tfw source never ever
>>35310411
>taking the time to post about another dude's dick
Lmao. Cuck general?
>>35310453
>this or
this or perhaps
>>35310360
>4.9 ft
>perfect
choose one
>>35310466 greater than emma
>>35310466
this too
>>35310469
Nah I'd love a little mini tank to snuggle with.
>>35310475
finally need to include this too
FUKKK these thighs boy i would happily die in them
I'm so drunk guys help
>>35310472
There's plenty of girls to fuck, the ideal body for me really morphs with what im feeling
this type is my current masturbation material
>no gf
>>35310452
Are you serious right now?
A chest gap is visible with or without muscle
And if a girl has a chest gap that's just bad genetics
>>35310489
what are you drinking?
>>35310501
photoshop?
>>35310511
I'm home alread but the barmaiden was offering me drinks. Help evr4ything is spinning
>>35310521
do you like eggs?
>>35310313
Yes actually.
>>35310403
Shit form
>>35307975
>Lordosis
>2/10 would not bang
>>35310466
>perfect
>those books
>>35310530
Fuck yes bro I'll have some tomorrw pls
Ps: fuck this captcha so hard
>>35310546
make some and post pics I'm hungry but don't have any eggs you got this bro please I'm also drunk
desu senpaitachi
>>35310569
>evr1 iz prfct luv urslf
>liek if u cry evry tiem.
>>35310560
Bro sorry pls i cant. Last time I put eggs on the flame. Dont want a risk it sry
Ps captcha street names I got this
>>35310595
Kill yourself for completely missing his point, you autistic mongoloid.
>>35310606
:^)
>>35310569
>>35310595
>tfw you were too subtle for /fit/
>>35310601
dude, like I said, bro. You got this. I'm so hungry man pls
I prefer scrambled eggs because runny yoke is like snot I mean c'mon why do you do THAT???
>>35310615
Can't risk but can't disappoint bro. Have this image of the best eggs on google. I'm so sorry man but I'll destroy the stove otherwis3
Stop shitposting, faggots, and post some high test women.
>>35307996
eh. she's getting old
Something like this. Pretty face, thick thighs, wide hips and a fat ass are kinda mandatory. Big tities are nice, but optional.
>>35310658
nah bro, scrambled and I put cheddar cheese on. I don't like you anymore.
>>35307933
This. Strong thick thighs but not too toned, great ass, tight core and some mild overall definition. I don't care too much about breasts.
>>35310667
BRUH
>tfw still can't find a fuck vid
>>35310248
I know this feel. Had a sex with a girl who had a ridiculously thick ass. Cute girl, really kind but I wouldn't exactly call her girlfriend material.
>>35310674
Sorry bro, I tries . Show your gf if she's cute pls
>>35310685
that's because there are none
no idea why (actually kind of do, she shops pics but still she's hot and should do legit porn vids ffs) such a fucking waste to only have pics of her
>>35310698
it's okay, man. I'm hungry for tacos anyways should I drive drunk to taco bell? do you think they'd call the cops? I'll get like 20 soft shells. fuck I love tacos, man. do you like guacomole?
>>35309139
>>35309365
would not put that cottage cheese on my berry/10
>>35309684
neat.
how often do you ever see a big titties azn?
>>35310715
Never had taco bell, I'm from Europe. You also /nogf/ right now?
>tfw this picture always gets deleted and I don't know why
>>35309144
Has anyone here ever seen the kind of guy that gets girls like these? Are they chads? Tyrones? Rich old fat men? What? This guy?
>>35309857
that fucking pigsty
>>35310739
>girls like these
A pretty big variety has been posted ITT anon.
>>35310501
>nigress
dropped/10
>>35310685
Hard to see the high test there. This one is much better.
>>35310720
jesus christ. Where do these women hangout
>>35310730
Yes. Of course. I should have known based on your usage of the word "barmaiden" Isn't it time for europoors bedtime? i'm jus kidding though did you know that we wash our eggs and it makes thos so that they don't last as long and refrigeration is mandatory? you should be proud of your egg keeping habits, man. very proud.
>>35307933
I dont know but
R2D2 reactivates at the end and provides the missing piece of the map that leads to Luke
>w-why are you sniffing my crotch, s-senpai?
>>35310762
backstage at ti and tyler the creator shows
>>35308263
I got a semi
im not gay i swear
m-mirin
>>35310772
>low res
>>35310667
>mfw must start ss and gomad
>hhhhnnnggg.png
>>35310764
Why are acrossthepond-ers so afraid of salmonela and bacteria etc etc c'mon bros enjoy life you're not gonna die. Tbqh
>>35308296
>>35308288
>>35308096
>>35308666
>>35308698
>>35309365
>>35309623
>>35310248
>>35310565
>>35310667
>>35310691
>>35310720
>>35310760
>>35310772
>>35310771
>>35310785
what kind of guy gets to hit this? I'm willing to to transform into a cocky asshole no matter what it takes
>>35308263
You look like a fucking superhero, god damn
>>35310790
Below 8x6 need not apply, famiglia.
>>35310789
man, we have department of agriculture lobbyists and whatnot. It's all out of my control. if I could choose to have my eggs last 3 months+ I totally would man, I totally would. fucking croissants in the captcha goddamn I'm hungry
>>35310809
Sucks desu but a girl from your country is cute and sends nudes to me so I like USA. And you seem like a bro. I'm horny and hungry fak
>>35310702
dem thighs
>>35308334
this
so many "high test" bitches that are just insanely obese. the fat has to go in just the right places to be a true 10/10
I did everything you said to do, /fit. I counted my calories, I did SS, I look like a typical /fit girl (not high test).
I got a boyfriend and he didn't find me sexy at all. When we got in bed, his penis was limp, at best he'd get half-hard for a minute.
What am I supposed to do? I'm already thin and/fit, my diet is almost completely clean.
To make things worse, this is the second boyfriend who has said that I'm hot but terrible in bed. My previous boyfriend said he had literally never gotten a worse blowjob.
I'll put as much effort into sex as I did into SS! Really! But they all leave after struggling with my skills in bed
;_;
I guess I don't have a question, I'm just wallowing.
>>35310851
dat face doe
this threat just
I can't
I've never such specimens in the real world. Send help bruh
>>35310864
Girl, this is drunk bro. Email me at quor_te@hotmail and I'll make you hot af. Training plan and macros. Totally serious.ofc i'll do it tomorrow not drunk. Hit me up if you're serious and want your bf to wreck you cuz you hot. Drunk bro out.
>>35310864
Post a picture of your ass I think we will be better equipped to counsel you
>>35310864
>What am I supposed to do?
Don't just lay there like a corpse.
>>35310790
>what kind of guy gets to hit this?
this guy
>>35308263
>>35310895
:( I'm not drunk, besides alcohol isn't good for my figure and I don't like the taste
I'm just heartbroken, is all
I guess it's like being drunk
Also he's my ex now
>>35310919
I didn't say you were drunk wtf.I'm drunk, not you. But I'll make you hot af. Can't really help with sex technique etc, you'll have to figure it out.
>>35310912
B-but I didn't
I'm just terrible at everything sex, so terrible that men can't get hard
>>35308519
You mad that grill has a better body than you while still natty? Good genetics and counting macros can go a long whey.
>>35310435
Pretty sure she's an MFC cam whore called Hollywould
>>35310916
lel. nah. girls care about charisma and shit if you have an everage face it's like an all you can eat buffet out there I promise just stop being a pussy and actually TRY
>>35310673
>pretty face
lad..
>>35310864
>What am I supposed to do?
I'll elaborate because I'm a nice guy. My first gf was my first true love, but the sex was just shit. She just laid on her back and expected me to do literally everything. I'll never forget this one time where I really started working up a sweat, hip drive in turbo mode; I was drenched in sweat and thought my heart explode (thx fit for no cardio meme), and she went like, "Wow, anon, you're really sweating a lot." I never wanted to punch someone more in my life.
I don't know what your specific problem is, but if it's bad BJ skills, there's literally videos online for that - I bet even on youtube. If it's just wanting to lay there and take it with zero effort reciprocated, stop being a lazy fucking shit. Sex is about giving AND taking. The more you put into it, the better it will be for the both of you.
>>35310864
can't help with blowjob help, but you should try and shake your ass at a constant pace while moving your core as little as possible
just watch porn chicks like rachel starr and dani daniels and try and move your ass like them desu
>>35310125
>theres a guy in that group
Dad must be proud
>>35309808
https://www.instagram.com/_amberhayes/?hl=en
mfw that chick bailed as soon as she heard she's supposed to put some effort in
fuck women
>>35309139
>>35309612
>>35309831
Kelsi Monroe
>>35310994
Holy fuck who is she senpai?
>>35310980
But I didn't lay on my back. I'm a modern human with access to blogs and advice columns and YouTube too. I tried my best at doing it in many positions, kissing, foreplay, etc. They were all probably terribly done, and I know my ex tried his best to work with it, he was sweating like crazy too.
;_;
We attempted sex like 15 times too before he gave up and ended it
>>35311028
Thiiiiis
>>35308666
Satan, this is the best all around set of features. Huge tits, hips, layer of ab muscles covered by just a tiny bit of belly fat.
>>35311043
https://www.instagram.com/mandykaynxtdoor/
>>35310973
Both the maxilla and mandible are well-devolped, given her cheekbones and a good jawline. Do you even know what you're talking about?
>>35310994
OK
I'll do that if I can trick another man into getting into bed with me
>>35311044
How old are you? I have a feeling I'm being trolled here.
>>35307933
Muscular, especially lower body. I need a girl who can squat
>>35311044
Did you make him wear a condom?
>>35311044
Drunkbro here. There are 3 possibilites: you're a butterface. Your body sux. You suck at sex. Ask yourself what it is, because 2 of those are fixable
>>35311053
yeah but no penis so she's like a 6/10
>>35311076
T H I S
H
I
S
>>35311062
it'll feel weird, but if you want to get truly good you're going to have to practice solo in front of a mirror
m-maybe get one of those wall mounted dildos and stream for us to judge
>>35311069
>>35311067
25. Look, I'm not a virgin or inexperienced. I have a hot body, that's how I get boyfriends, but I can't keep them because I make them get limp dicks in bed
>>35311071
We tried condoms at first and later I got on the pill, nothing worked. This may be a pattern because this is also why my previous boyfriend broke up
>>35311117
> I have a hot body, that's how I get boyfriends, but I can't keep them because I make them get limp dicks in bed
Well, I'll be honest with you. You're either lying to us or had the shittiest luck in literally every single boyfriend you had being porn addicted degenerates. So post your body for science.
>>35310864
How are we supposed to help you if you can't even post a picture of your body and face. Male attraction is something primal, so is your face symmetrical and showing good muscle function? Does your body show signs of high fertility? Fuck, maybe you aren't even his type or he needs to come out of the closet.
Also, just practice fucking until you become good at it.
>>35311117
post a pic and blur out your face senpai
>>35311117
I had problems getting/staying up with a girlfriend due to condoms. Over time this killed my confidence and it was the first (only) thing on my mind when getting into sex. There is no way in hell you can maintain a boner when "lol what if you go limp" is flashing in the back of your mind like a highway sign.
Basically, condoms physically killed my dick, and then the inability to forget the times my dick died during said condom period made it tough at times to keep a boner even without a condom, although I eventually got through it. Assuming it's someone you can trust and not a random hookup it could be advisable to let them not use a condom a first and pace it themselves for confidence.
>>35308398
sophie is literally perfect
>>35307933
thin petite woman with T (D cups) & A (big butt), with noticeable hips.
I have only seen 3 women like my description above in real life.
>>35309874
Nobody likes cakefaces nigger. Nobody posted any in this thread. You don't even have to say that here because it's heavily implied
Back to upvote land 4 u
>>35311135
>>35311136
>>35311139
Look its a typical white cardiobunny body, literally 18 BMI, moderately muscular for a girl, low test, A cup, perky but small butt body
>>35311184
Why the fuck are we even having this discussion if you're not willing to put your money where your mouth is? I'm perfectly willing to say all those guys were in the wrong but I'm starting to think you're some uggo and just fishing for compliments on a serbian kebab removal forum.
>>35310864
Don't assume it's all your fault. Maybe it's their issues.
As far as blow jobs go, watch videos. The first time I have a bj I was told it felt really good (this was a guy who said he didn't like even the idea of blow jobs). Well, I had studied before hand.
>>35311148
;_;
Should I go back and say pleeeease take me back, we never have to have sex if you don't want to, I don't care about your limp dick
My dignity and my pride though
And he deserves someone he gets hard to
>>35310752
> a pretty *big* variety
Ah shit mane, I see what you dun thar.
>>35311184
Like this? If so:
Pls be my gf. I'll live through the bad sex
>>35311203
pic of girl itt
>>35311184
If I were your boyfriend, I wouldn't find that attractive. Women are supposed to have curves as far as I'm concerned. Maybe he shares my taste, maybe he's gay, or maybe he just can't get a boner due to psychological issues of his own.
Just post a fucking picture already because I don't trust women when they describe themselves.
>>35308263
mirin those legs. Perfect shape
Well I think there is more than one kind of perfection
This girl without tats is perfect
>>35307996
she's perfect
>>35311196
Fine here
>>35310864
Don't listen to anyone here basically.
They are mental defective degenerates and bottom feeders of society and /fit/ in particular suffers from delusional vanity.
>>35311261
Okay. Well, there's nothing wrong with your body. So it's either your face or those dudes had a serious case of porn dick.
>>35311261
nice
it's not your body then. either you are legitimately bad in bed or you have an incredibly irritating personality and those two guys just happened to use the same excuse to get out of there
>>35311261
Either butterface or dude's fault
>>35311281
Tbh senpai a shit personality wouldn't make me go limp with a girl. I'd still be balls deep in it, but afterwards, yeah.
>>35311261
Not bad, your thighs aren't skinny and your ass juts out a little? What about the hips? Do they kinda look this?
>>35311285
>>35311281
I want to ask him to take me back and tell him we never have to have sex ever if he doesn't want to
;___;
>>35311275
They did help me get a hot body though. That is good. I used to be flabby. Not even chubby, just the body of a girl who never worked out
>>35308570
>>35309245
I have one more pic.
Her body is literally perfect though. I'm dead serious with this shit, her body is 10/10.
>>35311311
Not even close, I have very small hips. I'm your typical low test girl
>>35310957
oh my
>>35311261
pls be in Pittsburgh
>>35311329
https://www.instagram.com/moosefix/
:)
>>35311321
>I want to ask him to take me back and tell him we never have to have sex ever if he doesn't want to
Bad idea. Sex is a big part of a relationship. It's not all of it, but it has to be there.
>>35311323
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>>35311261
Fuggg, you're hot.
PLS BE IN FLORIDA
>>35311321
Fuck that. Leave him and find some guy like me who would wreck you, looks like a greek god, but still spills spaghetti.
Pls be in central europe
>>35311321
>I want to ask him to take me back and tell him we never have to have sex ever if he doesn't want to
m8 u serious? he breaks up with you because the sex is shit, and then you think he'll get back with you because you promise no sex at all? is this a ruse? am I just so far fucking detached from females that I just don't get it? are women just this fucking retarded?
average measurements in all department is perfect in my opinion, with perhaps more defined butt than usual.
>>35309144
>checking them dubs herself
not a gains goblin but a gains reminder
>>35311363
>>35311349
>>35311332
Great, you can be boyfriends #3, #4, and #5 who have sex with me once and are forever limp at my naked form afterwards
>>35311371
It is not bad sex, I get naked and touch his penis with my hand and mouth and it never gets harder than a semi. It's not even hard enough to enter me. I'm saying that we could get back together, and we won't even have to go through that embarrassing process of me attempting to arouse him.
That's so pathetic isn't it. I'm so pathetic. Sigh I'll just be single and continue to go to the gym
>>35311409
So wait, you never actually had sex? I'm not kidding, my mind is fucking boggled right now.
>>35311409
Bb, pls I'll wreck you every nite. Come to central europe. Pls respond
>>35311409
google NPD and tell me if it fits your or not.
>>35308707
>>35308720
>>35308785
>you will never plant your seeds inside of Korbo
>>35311409
>That's so pathetic isn't it. I'm so pathetic. Sigh I'll just be single and continue to go to the gym
You know, I'm starting to understand those guys. If you're this whiny, self-absorbed and neurotic IRL as well (which you probably are), my dick wouldn't want anything to do with you either.
>>35311323
>her body is 10/10
Boney af
>>35311447
ikr, and those pointy elbows...
>>35311409
FLORIDA: YES OR NO
>>35311409
maybe your pussy stinks?
>>35311323
nope
>>35311467
this anon may be onto something
>>35311445
yeah, I agree with this fellow. that self loathing shit is high maintenance and very unattractive. when us dudes tell you that you're beautiful it's because we mean it and you have to stop with that second guessing stuff
>>35311409
Is it possible he's asexual? He becomes nervous during intercourse? These things aren't usually the fault of the aroused partner, to be honest. You're looking at it the wrong way. Anyway i'm sure there are some type of sexual / relation councilors who can help with these type of problems if you're serious about solving them. There's nothing wrong with asking professionals for help.
>>35311463
No. I don't live in Florida
>>35311445
:( I accept your criticsm
>>35311479
yep that's fucking hot. that thickness in all the right places oh my goodness
>>35311501
Gooks are disgusting, but fucking hell that body. Thank god for doggy.
>>35311479
Stop posting this fat titless shitskin
>inb4 "bro ur just low test xD"
Nope, just not attracted to fat shitskins with no tits
>>35311495
No, he's had over 20 partners before me. He's definitely not asexual.
Anyway he's already broken up with me so it's too late for anything. I'm just wallowing and being neurotic and self-loathing, add these two correctly point out
>>35311494
>>35311445
>>35311517
nigga she's got blue eyes and lmao calling her fat. only accurate thing you said is she's flat
>>35311520
Are you at least coming to Florida this summer? I'll wait for you bb
>>35311520
CENTRAL EUROPE: YES OR NO
>>35310360
Yes to this desu
>tfw no under 5ft qt gf to OHP me
>>35311520
My advice would be to move on and maybe look for an actual relationship instead of just trying to fuck on the first date and breaking up if that fails.
>>35311520
If it wasn't some obvious problem with you it was a personal problem with him. Feeling neurotic and self-loathing after these types of break ups / problems is normal. You'll just have to ride the shitty feel out until you level again. gl
>>35311534
>>35311533
No, sorry :(
>>35311542
We tried for 9 months. I guess he only tried for 6 months to be aroused, the last 3 he's been avoiding sex completely with me
>>35311568
I can pay for your stay in /centraleurope/ srs
>>35311568
>We tried for 9 months. I guess he only tried for 6 months to be aroused, the last 3 he's been avoiding sex completely with me
Ouch. That sounds like complete hell. So did you manage to have sex at all or not?
>>35311563
Thank you, anon-san
>>35309144
Shoo Shoo gainz goblin!!!
>>35311568
So there's only 3 things I can think of
-You have a fucked up face
-You don't give off a feminine vibe and so theres no sexual chemistry
-You pick guys who with psychological problems
Also, my only question is, do you enjoy sex?
>>35311579
I think we had sex (penis in vagina) maybe 4 or 6 times. We tried more but he was too flaccid.
I wish he hasn't broken up with me. I'd tell him I'll never try to initiate sex again so he'd never feel embarrassed about being soft. Then we'd be happy, maybe
>>35311605
Yes, I do enjoy sex a lot. But I'm also very very good at masturbating so I don't need to have sex
>>35311610
>I wish he hasn't broken up with me. I'd tell him I'll never try to initiate sex again so he'd never feel embarrassed about being soft. Then we'd be happy, maybe
Nah, it's good that he did. You sound like you'd do anything to be with him forever even though the sex was awful. Stop being hung up on him. It's a pretty big red flag when a dude can't get hard. You both deserve better.
>>35311617
>But I'm also very very good at masturbating so I don't need to have sex
But so are guys. Nobody NEEDS to have sex, but if you're in a relationship with someone, you SHOULD, because there's nothing better in life than fucking a person you have feelings for.
>>35311576
That's very nice of you! I've heard there's a Muslim invasion going on in Europe though, so this probably is a bad time to go visit
>>35311617
Do you enjoy another persons pleasure? Maybe youre a sociopath or something
Are you autismal?
>>35311576
Holy fucking shit dude, how thirsty are you?
>>35311610
>I'd tell him I'll never try to initiate sex again so he'd never feel embarrassed about being soft. Then we'd be happy, maybe
that is... some serious co-dependant shit. you feel free to google that and come to our own conclusions on whether or not you consider that to be a healthy, functional and reciprocal relationship. pro tip: it is not.
you need to learn to like yourself before you're ready to like someone else.
I know this sounds like some cosmo tabloid-esque advice but it's ultimately the truth
like I said earlier, google narcissism or perhaps avoidant personality
>>35311658
I'm on 4chan, so yes, I am autistic
>>35311621
Yes, you're right. Why would you stay with someone who you couldn't get hard for?
>>35311655
It's Switzerland, we're fine pls
>>35311666
I don't have NPD or avoidant syndrome, not to the clinical extent anyway
>>35311689
well you're really down on yourself so see a therapist and be completely honest with them. I WAS LIKE YOU.
>>35308554
Ultimate kek
>>35311704
That's only because I've just been broken up with. Otherwise I'm very happy and outgoing and empathetic and social and dare I say it, a normie
>>35311720
Yeah but can't get a dick hard to save your life.
ZING
>>35311682
That sounds super amazing! I couldn't possibly take advantage of your generosity because I couldn't have sex with a guy I just met. You would have to be my boyfriend and we would have to go on dates and its just not possible from 3000 miles away.
>>35311727
Yes, yes, very much ZING
>>35311409
sounds like he was either nervous/ed or is gay
so unless ur a total dog face, its his problem and never talked to you about it
>>35311781
>nervous
>for 9 months
>>35311799
ED can last a while
>tfw no gf
>>35310466
>Full Frontal Feminism book
Beware
>>35309290
>>35309290
Truth
Aznqt milf at my gym doesn't wear makeup in or out of the gym, she has cute freckles too
>looks like a sad 18yo 8/10 in sweatclothes
>thought her son was her brother
It's crazy how young she looks
>>35311517
Tumblrinas want to police sexual preferences, you Stormfronters want to police sexual preferences, so tell, what is the difference between them and your ilk?
>>35310360
>black eyebrows
>blonde
Why
>>35312215
>shitskin detected
Lool
>>35311261
Pls be in North Carolina
I will go in diamonds every time
>diamonds
>>35307933
>>35307962
this niggas
>>35308263
Bobby Lashley the early days
>>35310957
>SHIELD shirt
Gooooooooood fuckin' taste guy.
