>Extra 10 points if you're 6 foot+ boys!
Seriously went on a swiping run of like 20 fat chicks in a row, and they have HIDE to be picky about height? It's not like they can tell 6 foot from 5'10, 5'11, whereas I can definitely tell they're 80 kgs not 50 kgs.
Stems down to the fact these whales have lines of desperate guys matching with anything, so I'm here to say please, stop, do not give these wretched creatures the time of day.
>inb4 manlet, 5'11, boasted 800 matches
for the record if you're 5'11, claim 6'0 and show up in boots
![dFuHCTi[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yW0YTxJ.jpg "dFuHCTi[1].png")
>implying you wouldn't
>caring about bogan fatties at all
also what's up with Uni of Western Sydney becoming Western Sydney University? didnt they spend like 30m on it kek?
>>35301149
I think the main problem is that they go to WSU
>>35301159
I like her chest she looks like she can bench 2pl8
>fatties
>australians
DROPPED
>>35301168
>literally 5'11
>just say 6'
>nobody has ever doubt me
>or care
it's not that they care about being an inch off, they care if you show up and you are straight up half a foot shorter
![1450489968493[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QBsmPEz.jpg "1450489968493[1].jpg")
smash or pass
>>35301149
Fuck women, fuck anything female. Even a female dog is inferior to a male one. Fuck them all, they can have their cake and eat it, I'm fucking done. I'm not doing it anymore, I'm done trying to impress these heathens, I'm done trying to jump through one hundred hoops to maintain the attention of a 5/10. I'm not fucking doing it anymore. These whores want to create an anti-male environment then so be it, there isn't enough 10/10 males to go around sweethearts so you better start looking up different breeds of cat to find which ones match the paint in your one bedroom apartment where you'll be living the rest of your life.
Seriously I'm fucking done.
>>35301149
You use feet and inches but not pounds?
I don't know what you are all complaining about. I am 5'7 and the only people who have ever mentioned my height were all male.
>>35301229
both
smash her with a hammer then pass her into the afterlife
>>35301192
yeah why does WSU have such a shit rep too? Macq here
>>35301216
>be 5'11
>"Guys under 6'0 are friends" in bio
>say I am 6'0
>meet tinder match
>hook up a few times
>decide to start being exclusive
>work up the courage to propose
>she says yes
>while engaged go to doctors
>she waits in lobby
>measuring station is visible to people in lobby
>she sees I am short of 6'0
>breaks up with me on the spot
>just say 6'
You can "just say 6'0" but I'll stick to being honest.
>hurrr women arent allowed to have preferences
>hurr its not fair girls dont find me as attractive as taller men
God you manlets sound like whiny little cunts
I'm going to create a fat version of tinder where you have to put your stats in to be accepted, over 17% for male, 25% for female a fat containment app if you will
>>35301260
I haven't been browsing this specific board to really judge your character, but if I know any better, you're a muppet at either end of the spectrum
>>35301247
Mainly because literally anybody can get in and it's filled with dumb cunt arabs
>>35301268
golem get ye gone
>>35301265
But fat men literally arent allowed preferences
Why should fat women have them?
>>35301265
It's not about the tall part it's about the fat and ugly part you malnutritioned drongo. If it was a 8/10 6 foot woman saying it id have no problem and just swipe past, but this, this is just an injustice
>tfw used to be 300lbs or fat nerd
>now 180lbs and lookin' good
>want to make a tinder of me when I was fat
>see who accepts if any just to get a feel for how shallow girls are
is this a good or bad idea? couldn't care less about actually meeting up with them or anything
>>35301285
Exactly
>>35301285
because men will always be hungrier than women, which gives women the upper hand and the ability to be picky. Girls don't have to try.
Imagine how quickly girls would stop being picky if every guy agreed to ignore girls for like two weeks straight
>>35301285
Anyone is allowed to have a preference. The world isnt 'fair'. Chances are you wouldnt fuck a 400lb woman because you're not attracted to her, why should any woman be obliged to fuck you if she isnt attracted to your tiny little body? Rather than being whingey little manchildren why not put your source of validation in something other than what height women on tinder prefer
>Why so many picky fatties on tinder
>so many
no, there aren't a lot of picky fatties on tinder - they probably make up 0.01% of the user base... you're just an insecure manlet that focuses on the minority and blows it out of proportion.
manlets, when will they learn?
>>35301291
Yeah and a disgusting fat woman doesnt find you attractive and doesnt want to fuck you, what does that say about you little fella? Injustices exist, cry me a fucking river
>>35301313
I think it's because, as mentioned before, alot of girls don't even know what 6' looks like. You can get away with lying fairly easily, they only put it on their bios because they see other girls do it and consider a flat 6' to mean something. When it doesn't. At all. Like if a 5'11 3/4" guy walked up to a girl, no shoes on, do you think she'd be like "WAIT A SEC NIGGA U AINT SIX FOOT, GET OUTTA HERE"
Women are literally requesting traits that they don't have any idea about. They're just being the height version of size queens.
"Bethaniii!!! 19Y/O, must be a mechanic!!!":
show up with a wrench "yeah im a mechanic"
"YES FINALLY A HUNKY MECHANIC MAN"
they just don't know
Girls don't really care about height, most just want a bf that's not shorter than they are :) is that too much to ask for?
>>35301321
How do you know? I didn't swipe yes to the beast you skelly prick, I have more than enough ACTUAL qt chicks to worry about anyway, stay mad, you are probably too scared to even make a tinder
>>35301229
More like smash and gas
>>35301149
>get notification that I have tinder right swipes because i havent used it in a while
>20 fat girls in a row
>>35301365
are you fuggo?
>>35301216
This, I'm 6'2", claim 6'3" and could probably claim 6'4" without anyone shorter than me batting an eye
>>35301234
Who hurt you anon? Want to talk about it?
>>35301175
Depending on fat contribution.. she looks pretty fucking good.. would probibly tap if not fat elder people slim face but fat every Where else
(Blame grammar problems on phone and lazyness as I'm a swecuck)
>>35301371
Like 5/10, but I put 6'3" in my profile and my pics are all me standing next to womanlet friends/family
>>35301386
kek
>>35301149
she's probably 5' 11 or some shit, senpai.
Scary part is before tinder these wild crazy whores were running wild in the female population, without any way to know their devilish ways, glad there's a filter now to show separate cute housewives with dick hungry clubbing sluts
>>35301386
Hahah you madmen
>>35301386
first honest guy in fit
keep it up, we need more of you
>>35301379
It's pasta
I think fat women want tall men because they won't look so big in comparison. If they are next to a manlet they will look fatter.
>>35301468
T-t-that actually makes a lot of sense
>>35301294
anyone interested in seeing this?
thought my idea was good but maybe not
>>35301149
> 5'11
> not a manlet
When will they learn?
>>35301503
How good are your facial aesthetics though? Post your transformation
>>35301534
they aren't great, i went from a 3/10 to a 5.5/10 in my opinion
You might be right, if my old neckbeardy face was shit I wont get matches anyway. nevermind...
Are you so desperate you need to set your search radius >100km? Have so many women really turned you down you need to look THAT far?
>>35301503
Might be interesting, if you're bored why not?
>>35301562
well now that I remember I'm not even that attractive it might not be worth it, refer to>>35301550
Just thought it'd be interesting though. And If I did meet a girl that actually seemed nice, even if bigger, if I just showed up looking way better than my pics. Wonder if she'd freak out or be happy?
>>35301177
U Went Shit
>>35301573
half the fun is finding out bruh
>Be 5'9
>Matched with 5'11 girl
>Went on date
>Things went well
>Never saw each other again
>>35301573
Post pix bro you probably are underestimating yourself.
>>35301149
Most dudes who claim 6 foot are actually 5'10.
People don't realize how tall 6 foot actually is. My buddy is a legit 6 foot on the dot and people think he is 6'2-3
>>35301592
well I'd be afraid that if I showed up looking way better than my pic, she'd think I'm there to mock her or something or like it's a prank
I just want to see how people react to change, not be mean to em
>>35301597
Hahahhahahahhahaha if I was gay I'd so kiss you
>>35301200
>girl
>kek2pl8 bench
C'mon
>>35301216
>Get measured at doctors as 5'11
>Going to get license a few days later
>Telling the guy at the DMV my height
>Say I'm 6'0
>He looks at me and raises an eyebrow
>types in 5'10
don't lie bros or you'll lose an inch like I did ;(
>>35301551
not OP, but I have my radius set at 50 and it'll still show people far away. what i think happens is, they were >50km around me at some time, but when you look at the profile it shows where they were at the last time they opened the Tinder app.
I travel a lot and live in a pretty hot tourist spot (Tokyo) so I'll match with someone when I get back from a trip and that person is where I just came from, or I'll match with someone and they just left Tokyo.
>>35301615
Being actually 6 foot it is incredibly weird when people call me tall (6 foot 4 is tall in my eyes). Maybe your explanation is why people think it is tall.
>>35301213
i don't get the picture
>>35301637
>having your height on your license
wat
>>35301551
I've travelled heaps of places bro, kept it that far when I was roadtripping overseas and just haven't changed it, besides what happens if your ideal woman lives 100 km, and you have it set to 50 and you miss out on a perfect future, I'm not willing to take that risk
>>35301664
american license have height/weight on them
definitely silly since most people get it at 16-18 years old and they change drastically before they get their next license renewal
>>35301664
Burgerclaps do
>>35301294
>be 300 pounds
>girls don't find you attractive
>ay girls are so shallow gee
>>35301294
lol wtf, are you high? tinder is a fucking dating app based on looks dickhead lmao.
it's a hookup app, i seriously dont know what you're expecting.
>>35301663
DROP
THE
FUCKING
NOSE
RING
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35301684
well i'm a tall guy so it wouldn't be seeing who is shallow so much as who isn't shallow
>>35301663
4th is you best pic, and lad you are like a 7, 7.5 considering your height, is your personality autist though?
>>35301690
>>35301695
deleted the wrong post, fuck
yeah yeah nose ring is dumb etc,.
and no my personality isn't autist at all, i think I just still have fat guy sydrome
>>35301149
>WSU
It's nice that the mentally disabled are finding love on Tinder
>>35301702
Why don't you just use your current pictures on tinder now, probably get mad hookups using 6'3 as your main selling point
>>35301283
Stinky Arabs and retards who get an ATAR of less than 70
>>35301724
not worried about getting hookups, i like to go out and do social stuff to actually meet people, just more fun that way. I'm pretty outgoing so it's not hard to meet girls
I dunno I guess I was just theorycrafting
They do it because they'd rather be a one night stand for an attractive tall guy than a girlfriend for an average guy.
>>35301734
In that case it would be pretty funny to put your fat pictures up, if you made your caption something which allured more than desperate fatties
>>35301754
Just tell em I'm rich and in town briefly looking for company or something
I definitely looked like a rich fat sperg
>>35301758
And put your standards up really high in your caption
>>35301662
>I've never been on /int/
>ITT:boohoo
If they don't meet your standards, why do you care?
Manlets, man, they can`t learn a thing.
>>35301234
pasta
>>35301229
Dear lord, what is this, is this a red flag dealership? I've never seen so many red flags all at once.
>>35301229
Also
> trans
> being islamist
> wanting to go to pakistan
Man, hard times ahead. Poor bitch is making all the wrong choices.
>>35301313
Correct. The only difference is that women actually get to put their preferences in practice, because there will always be a guy who just happens to be thirsty enough.
Not sure it's right to blame them for abusing a broken system, though. If anything, it's men's own fault for letting they do it. If they just weren't so fucking thirsty and could hold some standards, then we wouldn't be in such a mess.
>>35301670
> app meant for casual sex
> meeting anything that's wife material in there
You're right. I guess it's just a risk you have to take, man.
>>35301149
1. It's the internet
>Self explanatory
2. It's a dating site
>Social rejects for either personality or appearance, not the top pics
3. They are women
>Women are bitches
>>35302505
You know what, there's quite a big and prevalent transsexual community in Pakistan
I mean they're not exactly respected, seen more as entertainers, but still.
It's weird as fuck man
Matched with a college athlete...
>>35302784
Her all the way on the left. Fucking angles man...
>>35301653
>Being actually 6 foot it is incredibly weird when people call me tall
6'1 and I feel the same way but 191cm (6'3) is what I consider tall
>>35302802
Is she on the wrestling team?
how to talk to woman on tinder
>>35302840
Judge by the baseball emoji, i'm assuming she's a fat softball player. She looks more like a sumo wrestler though
>>35302784
College athlete, moving on up there Anon. Lucky dog.
bio is shits and gigs doctor line
>>35302784
>>35302802
>/plg/
>>35302784
>>35302802
Shame, her face is pretty decent too
>>35301597
>be 5'6"
>match with girl
>hit it off super well, talk on the phone for an entire before date
>meet
>she's at least 5'10" or 5'11"
>everything goes well from my perspective
>she never messaged me back again
at leas-t-t-t I'm not ugly
>>35302878
>What kind of diet do the collegiate coaches have you follow?
>>35301662
t.Alberto Barbosa
>>35302900
>>35302867
haha good man
>>35302900
at least you had the balls to try, brother.
>>35302904
I hope she responds
>>35302942
ice cold, that chick would be so sexy like 130pounds tho
>>35302900
Same guy, here's another one
>talking with girl
>bio says she is 5'9"
>why the fuck not?
>match
>hit it off, talking, calls me good looking and even set up a date for the same day
>asks me how tall I am
>read at 6:36pm
>no response after that
>>35302942
Common man, don't be a dick. How would like it if someone got to one of your insecurities?
>>35302963
as soon as she asks, shes not worth the time bro
>>35302979
Not gonna lie, I did feel bad sending that, but I don't like being deceived.
>>35302784
athlete of what
hot dog eating?
>>35302892
my thought exactly
>>35301386
"I'm 5/10, b-but my height"
Not to take the piss on you but this is basically how I imagine everyone who boasts their height on /fit/
Inb4 Manlet, I'm 184cm (without being ironic I about the height shit)
>>35303006
I know bro.
But can you blame them? I mean look at us. Surely a lot of us here are probably assholes who think we're perfect but is there anything wrong with having preferences?
What's the difference between us having a no fat chicks policy and HBBs having a no manlet policy?
>>35303078
/fit/ has gotten to me. Everytime I see a short person in public, I subconsciously label them as manlets. Hell, I was the tallest person at my local gas station when I went there today
>>35303138
There's so many short people or rather average people out there that I don't think people in real life care to that extent, tinder is just a way for a girl to try and find that one tall guy. I guess what I meant by my post was that you need more than just being tall otherwise you're no better than the rest
Best of luck to you though brethren
>>35303169
I wasn't that 6'3 anon by the way, but your point still stands though.
>>35302878
congratulate her on being in the superheavyweight wrestling division of her college.
>>35301149
because fat women are dumb
>>>35303399
Just matched this girl lads, she likes playing with spiders and insects (entomology major)
Anyone got a good line for that?
>>35303375
she seems like a pretty cool person, aside from the "thick" description desu senpai
>>35303424
Woops
>>35303399
>>35302784
She is actually cute.
>>35303463
Agreed. Shame about the body though
>>35303375
burn it with fire
>>35302867
the girl looks like a typical 6/10 though
>>35302845
she's fat as hell
>>35303375
>fit-thick
What the fuck is this?
>>35301234
get your shitty pasta out of here.
If you seriously believe this I assume you've been shunned by women and therefor feel all are bad.
>>35303375
That has to be a joke. I could replace food with alcohol and psychedelics for a week and I still wouldn't be that delusional.
>>35303375
>I've been told I'm intimidating
>>35303006
I want to know, because it makes me uncomfortable to be taller than the guy. I'm 5-5 so its not hard to be taller than me, but it's happened. So I ask.
>>35303544
>intimidating
Code for bitch
>>35303375
>work out with me 5 days a week
>workout consists of 15mins of walking on the threadmill, 10minutes of chit chat, and 10minutes of stationary bike at 7mph
>>35303556
What's the cut off for you continuing to reply after that, out of curiosity?
>>35303574
This, basically. I don't ask girls whether or not they have innies or outies before I at least take them to dinner.
>>35302979
back 2 reddit
>>35301149
>Penrith Panthers
Lol. Is Aqua Golf still around the back?
>>35303601
That was an epic bread mane
>>35301260
>girl you propose to and she says yes breaks up with you for being under 6'
I'm going to let you in on a secret Anon.
Either this is b8 and we both know it
or in the slim possibility this happened
She is a horrible person anyways and would of left you for any possible reason.
>>35301229
>Utrecht
>Netherlands
what the actual fuck
>>35301302
Girls try a lot though. And lots of them get ignored (it's pretty bizarre, actually).
>>35301168
>people who are 5'11 say they are 6 foot show up in boots
Gonna go out on a limp and say you are insecure about your own height.
>>35301149
Because even being super picky she's still able to get as much dick as she want and has shit loads of bata boys doing shit for her and paying for everything...
>is a forum about fitness and helping others get fit
>has more self esteem issues then the fucking MLP thread
>>35302878
Just leave her alone.
>>35301149
>/fit/-health and fitness
Fuck off height troll
>>35303703
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>35303661
woman can search for men based on their height. Some women only search for 6'0 men and therefore will never even see your profile if you're 5'11 and put 5'11
>>35303679
>a board dedicated to vanity and male beauty
>surprised when most of its users have bad self images
>>35301149
>6'4"
>never have to deal with this shit
>too depressed about my oneitis to get laid anyway
>>35303674
thats the crux of things unfortunately
>>35303023
It was a funny thought, but shouldn't have gone any further than that. Dunno, at least you felt bad.
>>35303759
message them? most initiate first bro, you'd know if you were attractive
>>35301243
>>35301343
>>35302498
>>35302505
>>35303652
you guys know everyone can make an OKCupid Profile in a few mins. Its obviously a troll profile.
I mean
should give it away already.
God damn people on this website are so gullible
>>35301468
It's because every girl wants to feel like a little petite princess.
>>35303078
>mfw murricunts will call out a 6' manlet but not a 184 cm one
Looks like you didn't make it either
>>35302784
>487 miles away
Do you seriously need this big of a radius to get matches wtf bro
>>35304157
He's already swiped right on everything in a 486 mile radius :^)
>>35301373
People can only really tell if you are taller or shorter than them anyway. I am 6'4" but I could easily get away with claiming even 6'6" because the only thing they are able to tell is that I am taller than them, past that they have no idea what those numbers look like.
>>35302505
Reminds me of that ~50yo Swedish tranny from a few days ago who wanted to hook up with with an underage Moroccan.
Didn't went to well for him.
I'm not sure if women are serious anymore...
>>35303652
They're out there Nedervriend. Shopping at the Appie Heyn. You could be sitting next to one of the train.
Luckily they will get themselves killed very easily. By going to Pakistan as a guy in a dress/
>>35304337
If you make any less you won't be able to feed her
>>35301149
They don't have a line of desperate guys though. They put up these ridiculous criteria so that when they end the day with absolutely no one who wants them, they can say to themselves: "pfft clearly there are just no real men up to my standards". Defence mechanism man.
![Action-logo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xa4asbn.jpg "Action-logo[1].jpg")
>>35304365
>Appie Heyn
Nah mate, Action is where it's at.
I think it's pretty much the Dutch Walmart.
>>35304373
hahahahahaha
holy shit
>>35302802
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>35304337
lol that's basically a prostitute
>>35303375
How the fuck is she working out 5 times per week unless she's eating for three?
Do people have no idea what working out is, or how little it actually effects weight loss compared to not stuffing your face with sticks of butter.
Signed up for tinder 2 weeks ago nothing but fatties. What is this bullshit
>>35304715
if i lived near you id buy you a drink my man
>>35301234
Okay, gaylord. Calm down with your queer self.
>>35304810
Its a pasta.
>>35301149
>fat
>bogan (Penrith lol)
>u went shit university
fucking 0/10 for any ausfag here, let her live her delusion no worthwhile male will dedicate any worthwhile time towards her
>>35304712
But i do 3 sit ups a day, it doesnt matter what i eat hater
>>35303130
Huge (heh) difference is you can change being fat.
You can't change being short.
Having standards for something like "no fat chicks" is perfectly reasonable, because being fat is a sign that they don't know how to properly take care of themselves, and you work as hard as you can to look your best, why shouldn't they do the same?
Having standards for "no manlets" is a bit more shallow, but not completely unreasonable. It's like how some girls only date black guys, or some girls only date asian guys. It's preference over something that can't be changed, but there's nothing inherently wrong with it.
>White girls
I almost got a gf from tinder. but she didn't feel comfortable dating an atheist
wanted me to start attending church with her.
now shes dating this army dude whos spams bible quotes on his fb wall everyday
:( I miss her /fit/
also its men fault fatties act like that. if men stopped being desperate things would be different
>>35305371
>Men's fault
Can they consistently get 6'4 athletic guys then sure it would be men's fault. Or rather, no ones fault because if they're in demand then it's all good.
But the fact is that they set those high standards and then complain about not getting any men. How is that men's fault?
>>35305371
Declaring yourself an atheist is the fast track to cuck city.
Congrats.
>>35305384
Idk your own personal experience. but I have co-workers who act like the girl in pic related. who have dated guys way above their league and feel like they shouldn't go down.
in all fairness i'm sure if op talked to her, she wouldn't care about that shit.
its mostly a shit test majority of the times. Its like when 18 yr olds put im not looking for a hookup. but suck your dick after the first date.
its all shit talk
But I still think it's desperate guys thinking with their penis. who cause girls to have high standards
Who /player/ here?
>>35305419
Again, if they can get hot dudes, why settle for ugly dudes? That makes no sense. And in reverse, if it's a one night stand the penis is the only guy that's supposed to do the thinking. I don't know why athletic guys would date fatties, I guess they have some sort of redeeming factor? It's all free market economics. The problem is the women that overprice their pussy and get no sales and then complain about it rather than match the price with the quality of the product.
>>35301149
Cum on, anon. You want to put your dick in that front butt just as much as the next guy. Fat chicks have an extra ass in the front, two or three more racks of titties in the back, it's like two or even three women in one! It's like having a foursome! What's not to love?
>>35301149
>>35301260
>>35301216
>be 5'11
>"Guys under 6'0 are friends" in bio
>say I am 6'0
>meet tinder match
>hook up a few times
>decide to start being exclusive
>work up the courage to propose
>she says yes
>now spend the rest of your life with a woman cunty enough to say "guys under 6'0 are friends" in her bio
I am 6 ft and I still swipe left on that bullshit. Do I say "girls less than DD-cup are just friends" in my bio? No, and I doubt most women would swipe right if I did.
>>35304554
That would be the Aldi denk ik
>>35305478
people hate being lonely..
Have u forgotten how majority of top athletes and politicians are caught time and time again paying for sex.
Doesn't matter if its overprice some guy will take it . if girls like op ever get desperate they can go down to a bar and get a guy. guys can't do that shit reverse. thats just how life is my man
also looks like u been watching too much patrice o'neal bruv
>>35305516
I just don't see that as a problem but a fact of life. The women that get gets used up by a different guy each night has no value for marriage and are seen as low class so it's not all roses. And I seriously doubt that this fine lady >>35305496 can get some high quality dick any time she wants it.
And speaking of doing things in reverse and Patrice O'neal, he was a fat fucking disgusting mess but was living the life in regards to getting the pussy he wanted to pull.
>>35302900
>be 5'9"
>meet a girl who is 5'9"
>she is 8/10
>dating for a year
>tells me she wishes I was taller because she wants to wear heels.
>two weeks later she breaks up with me.
>>35302845
Post more responses anon.
>>35301268
i thought i was looking at a penis but it's above the snail trail
>see qt grill on tinder
>she's a photographer
>google her
>find her site with her number on it
>after liking her, send her a three paragraph message with my phone
>waiting for an answer
>she just checked the message but hasn't answered (yet)
Brehs have I gone too far?
>>35302878
not cool
>>35305371
Fucking laughed at your post bro. May I save it?
>>35305497
You're a good man, your mother raised you well
>>35305666
>666
>>35305637
3 paragraphs?
yeah dude, that's too much.
>>35301229
Fat tits tho famz
>>35305637
Post message here
>>35305677
>>35305637
>>35305637
>>35305637
>>35305637
She just answered
I said I wanted to ask two questions after explaining who i was and how i got her number
it was seven sentences in total
i said i wanted to ask her two questions. the first question was are you the grill from the tinder?
She didn't really respond to that but asked me what my second question is.
B R E H S
I was thinking of asking "if you saw these pics [send my pics]" on tinder would you swipe right?
IS that too beta?
>>35305702
>>35305702
>>35305702
PLS RESPOND FAST
>>35305702
>>35305710
>>35305637
HHEEEEEELLPPPPP
>>35301580
Worthless Shit Uni
>>35305702
Holy shit that's the most beta thing I've ever heard....
Thank you for making me feel better about myself anon. I will never be as pathetic as you.
>>35305702
send her dick pic, ask if she likes what she sees
>>35305723
Then what would you say
>>35305666
>666
>>35305637
What would lead you to do such a thing?
>>35303683
Fatty detected
>>35305710
I could tell you how to respond to seem like not a creepy fucking stalker, but straight up that is a weird desperate thing to do. Why did you do it.
>>35304337
>>35304373
Somebody screencap this
>>35305739
I wouldn't fucking message her in the first place!
You stalked a girl on the internet and then sent her a "plz respond" message pleading her to consider you.
Don't be so fucking pathetic.
>>35305702
Go for it.
>>35303375
>>35303428
>>35303530
I found the original Reddit thread — she had a post history, so not a joke. The landwhale also has a kid.
>>35301177
Still less shit than UWA. We just named the science library as the "BJ Library". Shit Uni and now they can't even name stuff.
>>35301616
they will just be happy ur hotter bruh, but also tinder is a kinda shallow app so probs wont get a lot of matches desu senpai etc
>>35304337
T H I C K
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>>35303648
it was obviously a joke
>>35301234
Holy fuck anon..... Pass the joint>>35301234
>>35301260
I'm 6'0 1/2, i just round up to 6'1 (which i am anyways in shoes)
>>35304337
what the fuck? she is 19 too.
>>35302802
Typical dyke softball player
>>35305430
Kek ,I gave up on saying hi
>>35305637
Why not just say hi and your number no need to be anymore autistic than that
>>35304337
Fuck. I'd pay for it. But she better not have limits.
>>35301597
lmao she probably thinks you hated her
>>35301597
>>Things went well
>>Never saw each other again
>>35301149
You knowbyou can be 6ft+ AND fat right? Its not like she's requiring you to be sub 15% Bf. Besides
>using tinder
>thinking you're a catch to behold
get over yourself dude, you're likely pretty shitty yourself if your even on the apparently in the first place. That shit is below even normal internet dating. Some guys have a preference for Shorties, don't see girls getting butthurt about it because its just a preference ffs
>>35301234
This is copy pasta right? Like the angry /r9k/ containment version of the army Guy rant?
>>35305702
hahaha how can someone truly be this autistic
>>35301302
>its the girls fault that you guys are desperate betas
You sound just as bad as the Guy who preemptivly cheats on his Bf because he "knows shell eventually cheat on him or is already cheating ". Grow the fuck up and take responsibility for yourself and your actions ffs. Enough of you whiny bitches playing the victim role and claim to be adult men, overgrown children
>Be fatty, 6'4" 280lbs
>Regardless of fatty, I have a decent face (girls think I'm cute. I personally think I'm 3/10 at best but I digress)
>Get OKcupid matches and set up dates all the time
>Never dated before using this service.
>None the less I play it cool, make them laugh, they have a good time
>They actually say yes to a second date
>Knees weak, mom's spaghetti
>This is where it all goes downhill
>Didn't expect them to even like me for the 1st date let alone a 2nd one
>Actually fucking Google what to do on a date by date basis (1st is meet and greet, 2nd is go for the kiss, 3rd is potential fuck)
>2nd dates usually go well. Get the kiss, manage to keep my power level hidden
>The pressure builds in my chest as 3rd date seems likely
>Fuck fuck what do I do?
>I live with my folks so my place is out
>Not going to assume we'd go to her place
>Ask her to a hotel? No that comes off as skeevy
>Eventually decline 3rd date
This gentlemen is why I'm still a virgin at 23. Shoot me please. Im even worse with potential one night hookups because I know they're not a virgin and will probably nonatop shit talk me to their friends about how bad I was. Or god forbid, see me around town after the night.
Rinse and repeat for the next 4 girls. I have a great job, car, and personality (so im told) and am saving for a house, and women seem to usually like me . co-workers always asking "why dont you have a girlfriend anon?"
>>35304373
Kek
>>35301213
Why do Australians hate Portuguesefags?
>>35307242
Lol wtf. What I always tell girls is that "hey wanna see (X) show sometime this week?, I got a hotel too just cause I don't plan on traveling back to my place driving"
It's a pretty chill way of saying you wanna fuck or at least to gauge where she's at. If anything get plastered with her at a bar and have a hotel ready nearby without telling her beforehand. Just tell her you got a hook up on it
>>35307319
why do boys on the 'ch0n hate girlz on the 'ch0n?
#boyz2men
>>35307323
Oh trust me I've talked to bros about it and I jist freeze up as soon as the situation moves towards sex with whatever girl im talking to.
Im not even looking for "the one". Just a girl(s) that are dtf, std free, and willing to be friends with benefits and understand what that entails. I get them 90% of the way there and I pussy out. Every. Single. Time.
Think it has a lot to do with self body image issues. I.e. i hate the way I look. Hence why im on /fit/.
>160lbs down, 60 to go :(
>>35301175
I fucked a 62 year old from tinder. My god she was good at sucking cock. It was like attatching a vaccum to your dick. Too bad she did not look that good or she looked like a normal 60 year old so not too bad i suppose for her age.
She also had like 1kg of weed laying around on her kitchen table.
>>35307388
>this post
>>35301149
Why not just put in your profile
>if your over 120 pounds you only qualify as a friend
>>35305702
Quick, ask her if she's an archaeologist!
>>35307194
>army guy
>>35303654
You're a girl aren't you?
Usually girls suck so hard at flirting that it isn't distinguishable from regular kindness or having a laugh.
>>35303654
Men ask women out like 100x more than women ask men out. Same for men approaching women, men sending the first message in online dating, etc. Women think they try, but they really don't. If even a 10/10 guy only tried as hard as the average woman he'd struggle to have any success.
>>35307159
>don't see girls getting butthurt about it because its just a preference ffs
They get very, very butthurt if you somehow indicate preference for women younger than her or thinner than her. I am pretty sure reading /r/OkCupid will show that, at least according to snapshots I saw on /r/TheRedPill. Actually describing how a 30+ man successfully scores with 20- will result in an atomic explosion-level butthurt, and probably a ban.
>>35307194
will you get the fuck outta here b
>>35307242
I have lost mine at 25.
>you literally only have to ask
