Continued from >>35269152
Dump all your fat hate.
>>35274419
100% true facts and she doesn't even see it.
>>35274479
>janetic things
They're not only fat, they're retarded aswell
>>35274454
>>35274479
>triggered
>not saving
>>35274172
Girl on the top is too ripped though. The bottom one is disgustingly fat but the top girl needs to stop cutting and bulk for a bit. She needs more fat, and more muscle wouldn't hurt either for that matter.
>>35274561
>missing the point this much
>>35274663
Christ, they're as salty as the fried they eat everyday.
>>35274360
That spine
>>35274384
>deathfatz
what...
>>35274722
>>35274734
>deathfatz
My woman, who specialises in fat fucks, tells me they use this term to reclaim "morbid obesity". They think it's empowering and cool.
>"Yeah, anon, they call themselves Deathfatz..."
>"And soon I'll call them dead."
>>35274752
She's right. They think they're so smart by 'taking it back'. Proud of being at deaths door...
>>35274729
Bitch you are not teaching anyone. Who would hire your dumb ass?
>>35274729
>TODAY, I TAUGHT FATNESS
Why are these people allowed to live again?
>>35274340
How little oatmeal does someone eat to get only 150kcal from it? My oatmeal breakfast is at minimum 500kcal without even adding anything else into it, often just the oatmeal partition goes above 750kcal.
>>35274776
>men offer me money for sex
That is not a compliment! The delusion is unreal...
>>35274798
Can we LITERALLY get some fat fucks on this board? Let's make a thread to receive them and argue.
I badly want this to happen.
>>35274795
....do you eat the whole pack? What the hell?
I eat a bowl of oatmeal soaked in a cup of non-sweetened almond milk for breakfast. It's about 200 kcal.
>>35274401
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
>>35274784
>#living while fat
lel
>>35274840
>I feel so bad that I don't even get to consider options, like eating better, working out, and getting fit as fuck
No fucking sympathy for these fatsholes.
>>35274835
I have between 1-2.5dl of oats depending on how hungry I am. 1dl of oats is 85grams. 1dl makes about one plateful of it when you add the water and cook it.
100 grams of oats is 362kcal, says it right here in the package of oatmeal I have in my hand.
>>35274776
I mean she had s point, it's pretty messed up that fat girls have an easier time getting laid then fit guys. There was an okcupid chart that showed the morbidity obese slob getting more messages than the normal looking guy. To be honest yeah it does piss me of a little that women have everything so fucking easy
>>35274604
This always confused me, does anybody know why fatties like Mariyln Monroe so much?
>>35274934
Yeah, but a regular portion is like 40 grams dude. 5 table spoons.
>>35274934
>plateful of oats
out of interest, why do you eat your oats off a plate? Isn't that a bit tricky?
>>35274835
inb4 you have been using the amount of calories it has after you add the water lmao
>>35274860
>double parking
>>35274962
Because she got slightly chubby towards the end of her life and they think chubby = morbidly obese or something.
>>35274962
because she was curvy, and they like to think of themselves as curvy.
Also there's a cult of misquotations and false reports of her dress size, going as high as a us size 14. If you're fat it's nice to think you're the same size as marilyn monroe, and that society just doesn't appreciate hot women like you and her
>>35274631
>waah I'm being discriminated against because the uniforms don't accommodate my special needs
>waah I'm being discriminated against because the PE teacher is bending over backwards to accommodate my special needs
>>35274964
>murica
.. Even the packaging has guidelines for 4 servings which is 1 liter of water or milk with 500 grams of oats.
Here in Europe oatmeal is usually considered as a proper meal, not a small snack.
>>35274907
>that forehead
>that perm
>that awkward smile
>those braces
>that obesity
>that bikini
>that post
everything about that woman is a disaster.
>>35274984
best comment in the whole thread
>>35275015
Or as a breakfast with bread and milk and what kind of a breakfast would have that little calories?
>>35275030
>I boil all the calories out
>so it's diet food
>ragin'
>>35275015
I'm European moron, I'm Dutch. I've got the package right here. AH Basic Oatmeal. It specifically states:
This package has 12,5 portions. One portion of oatmeal (40 g) contains 150 kcal.
Shoo shoo fatty. You're eating more than twice a normal serving.
http://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi48405/ah-basic-havermout
>>35274860
Yeah, we could've figured that out without the shirt
>>35275034
>what kind of a breakfast would have that little calories?
Found the fatty!
>>35274526
My curtains have less fabric
>>35274401
>give me $37
I lost here
>>35275069
Meh, I like to eat a huge breakfast too because that way I don't have to worry about eating or getting hungry later in the day. Then I have a dinner in the evening and that's it.
It works for some people.
>>35275050
>What is portion and what is serving ??
Pasta:
Fat people survey. Copy the questions along with your answers, for legibility.
1. Why are you fat?
2. Didn't you see it coming? If so, how come?
3. Do you understand that eating more calories than you burn makes you gain weight and eating less calories than you burn makes you lose weight?
4. Do you count the calories you eat daily?
5. Are you aware, roughly, of the calories each food item you eat contains?
6. Did you know a small peanut butter jar contains around 1800kcal, which is almost three bigmacs and about two pizzas' worth of calories?
7. Ever checked the calories on any sort of chocolate?
8. Why aren't you losing weight?
9. Did you know exercising is optional to lose weight?
10. Do you often say, to yourself and others, "I would, but I am too lazy or I don't have enough time to work out"?
11. Would you stop using that excuse if you knew it wasn't true?
>>35274323
>Tfw work in a library
>hear heavy, labored breathing
>look up to see 10 yr old landwhale and trashy landwhale mother
>*silent panic while chair squeals for its inanimate life as landwhales sit down together*
>smell was horrendous
>>35274729
Do they teach how to deal with chafing, rashes, how to bathe, wipe their asses etc.?????
>>35275069
You obviously either are very inactive, a fat fuck trying to diet or a 12-year old anorexic girl.
How do you expect anyone that exercises daily with a TDEE of ~3000kcal to have any energy during the day if you start off with less than 500kcal in the morning
Unless you snack shit throughout the day, have 12 meals a day or are dieting there's no fucking reason why anyone living a healthy lifestyle would start their morning with so little calories.
>>35275098
A portion and a serving are the same term in Dutch, sorry.
Point is, a normal breakfast serving is 40 grams, is 150 kcal. Not 750.
>>35275091
Well yeah, but anon was asking
>How little oatmeal does someone eat to get only 150kcal from it?
And the answer is, the normal amount. I don't know why people are so surpised, or why anon is eating 750 kcal in just oatmeal every day.
>>35274907
Love the body you're in.
>>35274835
>>35274934
Here's my latest oatmeal with milk oats and whey
400 calories but will keep me full longer than a bagel that's for sure
>>35274994
I thought she was a size 14, but it's just that dress sizes were so different back then she'd be a size 4 today
>>35274454
Every time. Every fucking time they bring thyroid. Jesus, is TSH supplementation some black magic for Muricans?
Also, triggered. Fuck thyroid apologists
>>35275190
that's 200 ml milk, 50 grams of oats and one scoop of whey. Cutting
>>35275199
9 of 10 men prefer women in good shape. The other man is into bestiality
>>35275122
>while chair squeals for its inanimate life as landwhales sit down together
Poetry.
>>35275168
That's not what I said. Anon >>35274795
asked a question and I answered it. I don't know why you're all getting so defensive over it.
And if you're trying to reach a TDEE of 3000 on oatmeal alone I don't know what your problem is.
>>35275212
My mother and I both have an under active thyroid, the thing these fatties claim. When not on medication for a while we both gain anywhere from 5-10 pounds. That's it.
>>35275181
Maybe that anon is taking the whole oats and squats meme a little too seriously
or maybe they just reaaaaally love oats
>>35274442
why is Dredd so based?
>>35275218
Well yeah, but that's with milk and whey. Other anon had 500-750 kcal just in oats. That's a lot of oats
>>35275030
>calories boiled out
excuse me?
>>35275190
>>35275181
Maybe it's just because I'm Nordic but here it's quite normal to have one (big) plateful of oatmeal for breakfast with some butter/jam/honey/bilberry soup and a cup of coffee and a slice of bread.
Especially among people who exercise/eat healthy.
>>35275253
He is a true conservative who fights for truth and justice.
>>35275205
ah yes, you are correct, dress sizes did change quite a bit esp. due to vanity sizing
but yeah at her biggest she wasn't even overweight, just a normal weight girl
>>35275258
Didn't you know anon? You can eat anything if you boil the calories out. It's a secret the doctors like to keep from you because they don't want you to be happy.
>>35275279
>happy thighs
>mixed of trigger and keks
>>35274962
>This always confused me, does anybody know why fatties like Mariyln Monroe so much?
Because they're idiots who think she was just like them.
Pic related, Marylin at her fattest 1-2 years before she died.
>>35275199
but of course the guy is not fat
>>35274401
> Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>35275258
Read the sticky anon, you have to boil all your calories out
>>35275241
she looks like she needs to pull the trigger
>>35275326
gross
>>35275350
>muh genetics
>genetics only began to kick in around 1960
>>35274941
>well what if i dont like spicy things!!!
>why do bigfats get to be XXXlovely??
god I cant weight until fat activitsts start dying off
>>35275343
well duh, check your privilege, fat girls need to have all the hot guys redistributed to them so as to balance out the privilege skinny girls get
>>35275304
>that face
>>35274419
so....?
I tell you what, smoking some weed here and there doesn't make you a pothead, smoking multiple grams per day will and trust me, people know
same applies to shit food
I don't get the logic behind this, it's like asking someone where they got the dent in their car and they snap at you yelling "how dare you suggesting i could've been me"
>>35275326
I believe it's because only her dress sizes are officially known, and there have been a change in
Murrican dress size standards since MM died.
>>35275319
Fucking based Colorado
>>35274538
>>35274570
>>35274579
where is this from? Insight, is that some tv show? I feel bad for that guy, his facial expression...
>>35275105
that image would be funnier if in the last fat bitch would say "won't stop fucking eating"
>>35275429
I think it's because they assume that skinny/normal people eat the same insane amounts of food as them, and do just as little exercise. It's sort of how alcoholics normalise drinking, and may see drinking beer every day as normal.
>>35275454
Someone will post the links soon enough, I have no doubt.
I had them once, but couldn't get to watch. Triggered too hard.
>>35275460
True. Change it.
>>35275480
Top kek.
Americans are so fat even dogs gave up
>>35275480
I wanna see them argue that the dogs are fat shaming them.
>>35275416
I thought that dude was from Die Another Day
>>35274570
>>35275454
https://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0?t=36m46s
>>35275454
It's from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
The "facial expression" guy is called Julian and I think he came on /fit/ once to talk about it, there was an image going around that capped some of his responses to questions, maybe someone else can post it
>>35275480
FUCKING GOLD
>>35275241
If anybody has a link to this video please share it. I like listening to these things after I workout, it reminds me that I've taken strides to not be a fat failure like them.
>>35275538
>must not click this
>must not...
>click
>this
>CAN'T FUCKING RESIST BUT DON'T FUCKING WANT TO, HERE WE GO
>>35275538
>>35275597
>go to 42.50
>I swim 2 km per day
GOD
>>35274825
Then make the thread, if you want it so bad.
>>35275602
>>I swim 2 km per day
>>35275538
>>35275541
I shouldn't have asked... I'm feeling very annoyed now.
>>35274553
I can't read that typeface.
>>35274984
Underrated post, 10/10
>>35274454
I hate when people say this bullshit. I had to get a kidney removed when I was 3 and I have heart problems but that didn't stop me. Even though I'm not allowed to do hard core lifting (or at least my doctor says so) I do a shit load of running/pushups/situps and that keeps me healthy enough. These people are just full of shit.
>>35275407
I'll buy you a diamond drill for the thick skull of yours
>>35275589
This is pear chan.
A girl made famous by 4chan fapping over her fat girl angle shots, and the weirdness of her bodyshape from the gut down.
She now makes a living out of shitty photos like these of herself and other hambeasts, for sick weirdos to masturbate to.
I hope 4chan is happy for what it did. This... thing... makes more money out of her looks than the prettiest girls you personally know.
>>35274579
>triggered
>>35275651
All you'll get is trolls and more trolls, you need to bait the fatties out in a clever manner instead of openly asking for the fatties to join in.
>>35275538
>thumbnail
>my fokin violet crumble
>>35274211
kek
>>35275304
>fiercest
>fierce
oh look, it's that word again
it's a shame that FA has ruined that word. the only definition i have for it now is "a fat woman who thinks she's strong and to be feared but really isn't"
>>35275589
>all-american girl
USA USA USA
I feel so fuckin patriotic right now
>>35275538
you overclocked your mouse?
"I'm primarily vegetarian"
>>35275749
"What is phytoplankton?"
>>35275749
>"I'm secondarily a carnie."
>>35274962
They like using her pregnancy photos in drawing comparisons to themselves.
>>35275470
please reformat that picture to an acceptable format
>>35275538
>r9k
>pol
>v
>tumblr
>>35275809
funny because being morbidly obese has nothing to do with having overcome suffering, rather the opposite
so I discriminate on the grounds that people actively chose not to aspire to this innate aspiration aka nature' call and even celebrate the fact that they did not. they shit on everything that is dear to this planet, figuratively. they have forsaken their calling thus the whole of humanity.
still not talking about fatties that wanna do shit or know that there's a problem
>>35275661
Pear chan was made famous because she has a very pretty face
Needs some Ripple Toe.
https://youtu.be/7HRqB30lxmo
>>35275888
i don't think you understand what you just read
>>35275947
ok
explain then
>>35275947
Not him. My take is that whoever made this wanted to ask why discriminate between animals and plants, but missed the "sentient" bit.
My best guess.
>>35276019
>diet coke
perfect
>>35275846
It's po not Pol. It's Tumbler cause I have a photo blog. V and r9k I don't go anymore but chrome syncs up anytime a new install and I just formated
>>35275602
I bet there is current involved.
>>35276019
I like to look at pictures of fat women in these threads and try to determine if they would be hot if they were fit.
I think this one would be.
>>35276148
They all would be if they were fit.
>>35275979
dalai lama said this
>>35275974
no need
>>35275696
Nah I just looked for mouse forums. And I installed a beta firmware for my Avior 7k that gets rid of the smoothing. Also disabled native windows acceleration that you can't disable from settings. Got sweet ass raw input now. I overclocked my monitor once and raised it to 74hz but I switched it back cause I am afraid it will explode
>>35276239
nice blog
>>35275630
Elliot plz go
>>35274792
Because nobody has the money to properly dispose of the millions of pounds of rotting blubber that killing them would create.
>>35275538
didn't that julius guy post here?
>>35274401
>is she mentally insane or is she just the biggest fucking asshole who blatantly lies infront of our sharper minds that can immediately see right through this bull
>>35275235
They are whales, they can hope.
>>35274479
Motherfucker can't even spell genetics and thinks his opinion on genetics matters.
WOW!
>>35275199
I just imagine him lifting up that giant ass cheek releasing a toxic cloud of stench.
>>35275470
Just having 1 trillion feminists around means that most of them will die when they cannibalize each other after exhausting the rest of the world's resources. The feminists who got on the stairs would probably break it before they got high enough for the fall to kill them, especially with the fat padding their fall.
>>35274688
I would bang the whole bottom row and probably part of the top row
>>35274967
i am much disappoint
Fatty here. Lost 160lbs thus far. 60 left. That said, I still get poked at with fat jokes from co-workers. They saw me at my heaviest and when they made those jokes then they of course hurt but I always used self-depreciating humor as a coping mechanism. Problem is it is no longer working like it used to. Does "thicker skin" come with weight loss? because Im still waiting.
>no matter how much I lose and how much muscle I put on they'll always know me as the former fat fuck.
There is only so long I can put on a fake smile and laugh before I'm going to beat someone skull in. Or break down into tears. Or both simultaneously. Fuck fuck shit dick.
>>35276801
at least the US is the tallest.
>>35275182
>phone cover is food
>>35276810
I'm in a similar position. What you're waiting for is the moment when you surpass them, anytime they start picking on you start firing back. Eventually they'll realize that you outdid them and that they need to back down. More optimistically they'll want you to help them get in shape.
>>35275272
CONSERVATIVES ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE FAT.
>>35275538
Australians talk weird
>>35274967
Good dammit america
>>35275396
This is an extreme case, but I'm ALWAYS dubious about what websites claim for the nutritional facts.
Albeit, sometimes it does simply come down to brand variances. Point is I always check
>>35276852
that second reply
>>35276857
There isn't enough "brand variance" in the world to account for a 700 calorie difference.
>>35275908
I had never heard Rippetoe talk before.
Its glorious.
>>35275105
I am desensitized from 4chan, as well as having worked in hospitals since graduation from undergrad, and am now currently in medical school. This coupled with a sick sense of humour, again from 4chan, can make me come off somewhat inhospitable.
However, there is a special place in hell for the assailants in vitriolage. This picture, more than any of the other fat shaming pictures triggers me beyond all possible measure. I can feel the blood boiling in my arteries and veins.
If I EVER actually hear that a HAES advocate compares what they go through in terms of body humiliation, to a victim of an acid attack, I will forfeit my medical license. I will never walk into the geriatric unit and the burn unit on the same day, and not think of this picture.
thank you anon.
P.S. wasn't going to post a picture, but my captcha is cookies.
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>35276886
No, no you're right. Usually it's just added sugar or what have you, or a substitution.
>This is an extreme case
>>35276838
Is that still true for the younger generation? The fat acceptance crowd is overwhelmingly liberal and the "fat feminist" stereotype is pretty accurate. I'm a fit liberal but I feel like especially among women, college aged fatties tend to be liberal
>>35276852
was it ever confirmed as actually him?
>>35275030
> boil all the calories out
>>35274891
I would love nothing more than to give Maria a deep, throbbing cream pie.
>>35275089
this, the fact that they mentioned such a specific amount makes it even more ridiculous.
>>35275074
I think I had the same experience as the guy looking at this woman had. I once saw a real, live walking tumblrina and was somewhat shocked these people actually exist.
>>35275199
What annoys me in all these images is how the man is always in shape/toned/fit/etc. Like they expect thin men to be attracted to fat women, but it never seems to be the other way around.
>>35277095
Well aren't you a shitlord.
>>35275538
>comments are disabled for this video
>>35274860
Fukin disgusting m8
>>35277162
this is my biggest fucking fear.
>>35276967
Yeah, he posted his trip on his FB page.
>>35275265
That's actually pretty impressive for a whale
>>35277215
Never get married. There is no advantage and this will happen.
>>35275199
Yeah I like curves. Large breasts, small waist and large hips with a thick ass.
I don't like women who look like giant toddlers.
>>35275617
>Horking intensifies
>Captcha: Select all the images with pancakes
>>35276852
>Any real threat would have stayed at the bottom
>>35275359
>dying from anorexia
>fat
Pick one.
>>35274579
>Eating no carbs
>Not being <10% bf
no
>>35275480
>so fat you disgust literal, actual dogs.
Holy shit.
Do you think if they invented a magic diet pill that made you fit and skinny in a couple of days that all these delusional sea cows would take it? Or would they stick to their "love your body!" bullshit?
>>35274860
Could have figured that out no matter what shirt you wear
>>35275535
I'll take 'things that didn't happen for $400, Alex'
>>35275681
THANK YOU SUPREME GENTLEMAN
>>35277250
>>35277162
Holy fucking shit what a nightmare and you're never waking up.
>>35277379
Fat people can be athletic.
>>35274860
what the fuck is wrong with her feet
I just saw this on /co/ and immediately thought of you guys
>>35275443
Guns weed and fitness. I fucking love living here. Visit Denver some time. Full of qt cardio bunnies.
>>35275896
> 'Every body is beautiful. Just be you!'
> 'I'm 80lbs and feel bad about myself'
> 'FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU TWAT!1'
The hypocrisy of these beef goblins is off the scale. They'd all be fighting over who was the most triggered if a skinny girl told a fatty to die.
>>35275326
Knock it off with this fat Marilyn meme, that was on set of River of No Return; she sprained her ankle VERY badly and was off set for several days. Then her ankle was then placed in a cast and she continued trying to work on it, during this very physical movie- repeatedly injuring it.
With all the press, filming, photoshoots and stress would you want to be working out on top of it? Besides, it's not like she fained 50lbs and kept it on, she gained like 10 and was the skinniet in her life before she died.
>pic related, injured on set on left and test shoot for her last film that she never finished, Something's Gotta Give
>>35277454
They'll start judging each other on size next, who's the most the oppressed by weight...
>>35275109
>Now /fit/ but used to be a fat person so I will answer with what I thought at the time
1. I have a few kg too much but if I wanted I could lose it in a short time - from todays perspective absolute dellusion
2. It was a slow moving process, qutting sports and continuing to eat a lot and eventually eating almost only unhealthy stuff and LOTS of sweats
3. yes
4. no
5. aware as in I know it has a lot but I honestly didnt care I ate what I felt like
6. no
7. no
8. I deluded myself into thinking I was just chubby when I was fat. I didnt even look into the mirror when my shirt was off anymore and I didnt weigh myself. I didnt really care and instead of confronting my problems I prefered to spend my time with videogames and tvshows or drinking with friends
9. yes but didnt change the fact that my mindset was totally fucked
10. no I was the type of fatty that always thought "well I will start tomorrow" and then purposely forget about it
11. I knew it wasnt true and I didnt use it.
>>35277419
Why do they always go to great lengths to talk shit about just how much exercise they do?
Why do they blame men and tell men they don't care and then assess their value by saying stuff like dudes want to fuck them?
Stupid fats
Welp, finally 98kg, down from 112kg 3 weeks ago, just another 20kg to go. These threads have really motivated me over the last few months.
>>35274400
>>35274431
I think these should include the instruction to work out your own basal metabolic rate - there are calculators all over the internet and it is important to make sure you're under-eating by 500 calories and not 1500 (if your bmr was 3000).
>>35277513
I prefer cut by 20% than subtract 500kcal, specially when you are calculating things for a woman.
Fat hate threads are more motivation for me than motivation threads
>mfw
>>35275091
Tess is really pretty
>>35275579
http://www.videoup.org/v/los3344m9-it-s-really-hard-being-triggered-all-the-time-i/
found it and I am not sure but it kinda sounds like she thinks she has anorexia. I mean she says "when I dont eat I give in to my eating disorder". I cant fully grasp this level of dellusion so I might need some anon to translate her words into something that makes sense.
What did she mean by this?
>>35277483
theres a good pic ill look for or hope gets posted where some store released xxxlarge (or some shit) clothing and some fat chicks (little fat, as they called themselves) were happy about it. but the heavy heavy cunts (self-titled bigfats) were outraged because there were no sizes for them, and started saying the lil-fats were becoming part of the problem
>>35277419
>run a 4 min mile
>>35277667
gracias muchacho
>>35274953
how many messages someone receives is no indication of anything, men will spam accounts with template messages to see who will respond - they may not even have looked at the profile.
>>35274984
Toppest of keks
>>35274401
>face weighs so much the fucking desk breaks
>>35274962
she was famous at the time for her hip-to-waist ratio, I think.
>hip-to-waist ratio is amplified by fat if it's in the gynoid distribution pattern - hips, thighs, ass
>somehow this translates to "fat is attractive"
>Work in an office
>90% female coworkers
>They all spend the day 'snacking' while they work
>Have basically all visibly gained weight since I started 9 months ago
>The manager of our team is the head of the women and the fatty in chief
>Weighs probably 300lbs and gets fatter
>Clearly trying to make everyone in the team fat and resents any of the women in the office who aren't disgusting slobs
>Brings in advent calenders for christmas
>One for everyone in the team
>Seems fairly good at first
>Everyone eats their chocolate the first couple of days
>Third day
>Very busy
>At the end of the day she calls a team meeting
>Congratulates everyone
>Says we got 5 days work done in 1 day
>Proudly proclaims 'I guess I earned 5 days of the advent'
>Opens 5 doors of her advent calender and eats them in front of everyone
>Loudly says "Well everyone.. come on... have your prize!"
>sits still staring at everyone
>some people nervously shuffle and take their advent calenders and start slowly opening the doors while she watches them eat the chocolate
>Most people sit still
>Fat boss snaps
>''Well I guess the rest of you don't want the next 5 days pay?''
>quickly realises how bitchy it seems
>tries to laugh it off, tells everyone to sit back down
>comes back the next day with 2 more advent calenders
>'anyone who does more than 1 days work can have some extra days chocolate'
>by the end of the day she has eaten both advent calenders in their entirety
>explains that 'it was 50 days of work trying to correct the mistakes of ' then names some of the attractive girls who aren't fat
>heard that she cancelled the holiday of one girl because she hadn't eaten any of her advent calender chocolate from previous days 'so had obviously taken those days off'
the worst part is she won't get fired because she has been here a long time and can do whatever she wants
>>35277419
HA! Four minute mile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8swwn6D7IY
>>35277849
The amount of rationalization that fatties go through is amazing.
>>35277425
Dude a lot if fat chick's turn their feet to look cute. It's definitely a thing they do
>>35274384
>>35274384
How do they walk up a flight of stairs? Why do people at this state keep eating? I don't get it. And their worried about clothes! CLOTHES! If you body is that much of a travesty, wear a fucking barrel, or maybe a burlap sack. The old expression about putting lipstick on a pig fits.
I just googled what a size 28 is. It's bad. It's the size where you know the pussy has it's own fat shield hanging over it. It's the point where the belly gets that roll over. It's disgusting.
>>35274743
That's true. Having a fat GF is way beneficial in the event where cannibalization is the only option.
>>35274752
becoming skinnier makes you taller?
>>35274594
>Here's to being visible at any age
>visible
Boy is that an understatement
>>35275541
>>35276399
>>35276852
I miss that day so much. Do any of you guys have that thread saved on the archive or screencaped?
>>35274891
I don't get it, the tag line and the pic just isn't making a connection in my head.
Is she saying what's your excuse for not having kids?
>>35275433
>expand
kek
>>35278176
Are you some kind of simpleton?
Most women blame child birth on why they gained weight. She had three kids and is still fit. She's asking what is their excuse for being fat still.
>>35275109
>1. Why are you fat?
Because I eat too much.
>2. Didn't you see it coming? If so, how come?
No, I've been fat since I was a kid.
>3. Do you understand that eating more calories than you burn makes you gain weight and eating less calories than you burn makes you lose weight?
Of course.
>4. Do you count the calories you eat daily?
Yes
>5. Are you aware, roughly, of the calories each food item you eat contains?
Yes
>6. Did you know a small peanut butter jar contains around 1800kcal, which is almost three bigmacs and about two pizzas' worth of calories?
Yes
>7. Ever checked the calories on any sort of chocolate?
Yes
>8. Why aren't you losing weight?
N/A; I've been losing weight for the better part of a year.
>9. Did you know exercising is optional to lose weight?
Yes.
>10. Do you often say, to yourself and others, "I would, but I am too lazy or I don't have enough time to work out"?
No. I miss enough gym time due to family obligations.
>11. Would you stop using that excuse if you knew it wasn't true?
N/A
>>35277454
>beef goblins
kek
>>35277419
>world's fastest mile runner ever
>>35274849
I don't get it.
>>35277918
WHAT THE FUCK
WHA
WHAAAAAT
>>35277918
Fucking sides are in orbit
>>35274401
>(I'm vegan)
>is a lardass
??
>>35277595
if you're blind
>>35278259
I think she is sucking in her stomach
>>35275396
>Do you think this will be good? Or is it too healthy?
Why do these people exist. I now understand why PTs, Supplement companies and Nutritionists make so much money. Oh and doctors to perscribe placebos for fatties.
>>35275538
Sup Adrian Chiru
>>35276148
after that there is no way back , imagine all the hanging skin
>>35277628
>"when I dont eat I give in to my eating disorder"
she might mean when she tries to restrict her intake entirely (eating nothing) she gives in to a "binge-eating disorder" by then suddenly eating a lot of food.
it makes sense that would happen, and the overweight are sometimes diagnosed with binge-eating disorder and I imagine they like having that seriousness which is associated with anorexia.
>>35277849
this is one of the most horrifying work stories I've ever heard. Just... fuck. It's gotta be a fuckin rad job otherwise if no one's quit.
>>35275109
>> Recovering fattie
>1. Why are you fat?
Because I eat more calories than I spend, what else could it be?
>2. Didn't you see it coming? If so, how come?
No. I was very thin until around ~7. Then we bought a computer and I stopped being active. At the same time, my mother was "afraid" because I was "not eating enough", so she started doing things "You can only go to the computer after you eat it all". It worked. I was fat by 9 and it just remained so forever.
>3. Do you understand that eating more calories than you burn makes you gain weight and eating less calories than you burn makes you lose weight?
Yes.
>4. Do you count the calories you eat daily?
Now, yes.
>5. Are you aware, roughly, of the calories each food item you eat contains?
The most common ones, yes.
>6. Did you know a small peanut butter jar contains around 1800kcal, which is almost three bigmacs and about two pizzas' worth of calories?
No, I never eat those.
>7. Ever checked the calories on any sort of chocolate?
A few times, I don't eat much candy.
>8. Why aren't you losing weight?
Refer to 1.
>9. Did you know exercising is optional to lose weight?
I do now. Wish I did before.
>10. Do you often say, to yourself and others, "I would, but I am too lazy or I don't have enough time to work out"?
No. Never comes up.
>11. Would you stop using that excuse if you knew it wasn't true?
But "I am too lazy to do it" actually is true.
>>35278363
Psst, even if you're only eating veggies, you can still go over your daily caloric need, bruh.
Also, it didn't say she was always like that. The change might've been recent. We don't know.
>>35274934
Yeah, but how do you get the 700kcal using your own calculations? You'd need around 200grams of the stuff, which is half a pack (at least mine comes in 400g packs). Not saying you're bullshitting, I believe you eat a lot, but you have to admit it's WAY above what the average person eats.
>>35275541
>late by 30 seconds
ouch
>>35278526
Yeah but who would ever eat 2500+ calories of just vegetables everyday? She probably eats 1 vegetarian meal a day or eats fried chips and thinks shes vegan
>>35275538
This triggers me more because I live in the same country as these people.
>She wouldn't answer the question of what she eats
fatties gonna fat
>>35275074
>delusion.jpg
>>35278560
Yea, probably. Don't forget non animal sauces/oil that add to the calorie count.
Those sneaky bastards q.q
>>35275101
Are they finally learning? Will manlets be next?
>>35278604
Don't get too far ahead, Manlets will learn in 100 years when the average girl is 6ft.
>>35274907
there are plenty of women for whom you could say would be beautiful if they weren't fat.
she is not one of them.
>>35278560
>Yeah but who would ever eat 2500+ calories of just vegetables everyday?
You can get that in three large orders of fries from McDonalds, senpai - to say nothing of vegetable tempura, pastries, caramel corn, etc. It's easy to gain weight even without eating meat if you stuff your face with fat and refined carbs.
>>35278636
Yeah, That's what I said earlier, the stupid bitch Probably gets fries and calls herself a vegetarian.
>>35275109
Saw this on my phone at work, wanted to answer but couldn't be asked to write all that on my phone.
>1. Why are you fat?
Because I take in more cal than I burn.
I actually eat pretty well 90% of the time, no sweets ever, just don't like them. Before you mad, I've just recently come to admit to myself I got a drinking problem, like a gallon of beer a day most days.
>2. Didn't you see it coming? If so, how come?
No not really. I was sort of a drunk like I am now, but I always drank at my friend's house five miles across town and always walked home after. Then I moved from my smallish town to a bigger city, got a soul sucking cubical job I hate, increased the drinking, quit the walking.
>3. Do you understand that eating more calories than you burn makes you gain weight and eating less calories than you burn makes you lose weight?
I don't eat it, but yes. Sometimes my liver it feels big or swole.
>4. Do you count the calories you eat daily?
Yea work cafeteria posts what everything has in it and it's pretty easy to calc at home (I'll ballpark and just round up) don't bother with the beer tho
>5. Are you aware, roughly, of the calories each food item you eat contains?
Yup
>6. Did you know a small peanut butter jar contains around 1800kcal, which is almost three bigmacs and about two pizzas' worth of calories?
Peanut butter gives me heartburn, never eat it.
>7. Ever checked the calories on any sort of chocolate?
I don't care for sweets, they ruin my beer tooth
>8. Why aren't you losing weight?
Because I won't stop drinking
>9. Did you know exercising is optional to lose weight?
Yes, but when I took off my first 10 lbs it sure helped. Had something to look forward to.
>10. Do you often say, to yourself and others, "I would, but I am too lazy or I don't have enough time to work out"?
too hungover
11. Would you stop using that excuse if you knew it wasn't true?
What excuse? My lack of will to not drink is the reason.
>>35278622
I dunno. If she was actually slim instead of just "not fat" I could see her pulling off a 1940s/50s look quite well - she has blonde hair and blue eyes and that's half the battle right there.
>>35275199
I prefer petite girls with small breasts. I guess that makes me gay in the eyes of a fatty and I'm OK with that.
>>35275030
"Boil all the calories out"
Kek
>>35274454
These kinds of people always have low self esteem
>>35274509
Love him
>>35278785
According to fatties, if you don't like fatties, then you're a faggot who wants to be constantly buttfucked by other faggots.
>>35274538
> It's really hard to exercise
Fuck did she really say that? That has to be the most cliche shallow reason for not losing weight
>>35275064
>all that cellulite
Fucking disgusting
>>35274967
The only redeeming factor for 'Murica is the superior height genetics
These fat hate threads give me a soft chubby :3
>>35277419
I can't find the screencap but someone did the math on that and she had more force at that speed+mass than a .22 bullet
>>35279085
Actually it was a 7.62.
>>35277101
Feminism had always been about holding men to higher standards than women and removing any sense of personal responsibility for women. Makes sense fat acceptance would be more of the same.
>>35277738
Men send more thoughtful messages than women too though. On the rare occasion women send messages, it's little more than "Hi I think you're cute."
If women weren't getting enough quality messages they'd be sending more of their own, and replying to the ones they do get
>>35275182
> cutting
Looks to me like she was bulking.
>>35279085
>>35279104
different fatty
>>35274891
Does her husband have down's syndrome?
>>35274631
Okay, literally what she's talking about is a really easy fix, she just has to pull the elastic out of the original waistband and sew in a new waistband that's longer and thicker to accommodate her belly. It's one of the easiest things in the world to do. Why can no one sew anymore? You could do that without a sewing machine, just by hand if you just put a couple hours into it.
But fat people are too lazy to do basic clothing modifications, I guess.
>>35274340
The irony is that the sort of person who would complain about that is the sort of person who would never actually buy oatmeal; they'd get the bagel every time. But the type of person who understands with and agrees with that sign is probably the person who shops there. So the business is ending something that current customers may enjoy because it offends people who would never patronize that business.
>>35275241
If she's triggered by everything all the time, maybe she should consider changing her lifestyle so she's not constantly reminded of what she could have been.
This is the face of a doctor who has just had his opinion that everybody is capable of losing weight (which we all know is true) be brushed off as untrue due to people's lack of discipline. But that's not the kicker. A fucking housewife says this on national television and he isn't given the chance for rebuttal before the program ends.
>>35279338
I assumed it was a lack of fabric rather than a waistband issue
>>35275074
maybe its because they saw a person take pictures of themselves rolling their eyes like a retard?
>>35279491
>I assumed it was a lack of fabric rather than a waistband issue
I know, but you can easily purchase a couple yards of spandex fabric and add it to the top of the skirt to create a comfortable waistband and increase the length of a skirt.
Maybe I should offer this service to fat people for outrageous prices since they clearly can't do it themselves.
>>35278138
Correct posture does.
>>35278604
Manlet here, I am willing to learn but no one is willing to teach.
>>35275480
Based puppers
>>35274454
Guys, grills, etc; let's just give them what they want. Let's just feed them all the food they desire!
https://youtu.be/hqf_SIQ3JAk
More and more and more and more! In the end... everyone wins.
somebody please post the fatty and the donut tip jar pasta
>>35277366
Idc, if I made dat shit I'd just swim in my pool o cash
I've been wanting to post this for a long time.
>>35278728
Where do you buy beer that it comes in gallons?
>>35274907
How to be a father: Impregnate a woman
>>35275109
Would've done this but I'm losing weight. Lost 40 in the past 4 months
>>35279727
Saved.
>>35278363
even if you are vegan, you can still eat like shit. you can still drink softdrinks and there is vegan cake. however, since you can not eat most fast food, to get that fat you have to either seriously learn to cook basic sugary food and/or drink your calories.
it is alot harder to get that fat as a vegan though I would imagine.
>>35275101
LOL
>>35278728
oh you are going GOBAD- gallon of beer a day?
>>35275236
butter?
>>35277419
>imagines what a 300 pound person looks like actually running a 4 min mile
>planet size blur passes me on the track
>sides in orbit
>>35276907
i saw a woman yesterday, a Malaysian (lots of them in aus), with her family. she was pretty old, but her face was scarred with acid burns. made me think of this pic too
>>35275199
Such bullshit. I'd love to see a study that actually suggests this.
>>35279241
the only way he's not lying is if he accidentally forgot to press the 3 key twice to make 33 minutes
>>35275359
>worked out and dieted for years
>never thin
I dropped from 260 to 180 in 8 months from diet and exercise. It wasn't that fucking hard in hind sight. I'm 13.5% BF and I'm currently eating crackers with cheese and summer sausage with beer for the third day in a row. I know damn well I've already run off the calories.