Pick your Table /fit/, do you fit in there or would they stare at you? why would you choose it? what would be your ideal table?
Is there someone you want to sit with but isn't there?
Popular kids Table (Tier:S+):
Elliott Husle
Greg O´Gallagher
Brandon Carter(that douche who no one likes but is popular anyway)
Frank Yang
Hodgetwins
Occasional Guests: RSD Crew, Tai Lopez, Ronie Coleman, 8/10 and 9/10 qt3.1416
Cool kids table (Tier: S):
Matt Ogus
Christian Guzman
Steve Cook (AKA I would suck your dick #nohome)
Bradley Martin
Dom Mazzetti (AKA Mike Tornaboleone)
Lex Fitness
Chris Jones
Furious Pete
Buff Dudes
Occasional Guests: their gfs and sidehoes (Sandra Perez,Chelsea lifts)
Handsome/Aesthetic Guys no one likes (Tier A) (Fuccboi crew):
Ulisses Jr
Simeon Panda
Jeff Seid
Chestbrah
Yucki Lavado (if he still exists)
Mike Rashid
Occasional Guests: Lazar Angelov, other fuccbois, doctor and polygraph experts defending their fake natties asses
Mutant Table (Tier B):
Rich Piana and his mutants
Occasional Guests: Mike O'Hearn, former Olympias, Sylicon High-Test Babes
Fit Table (AutisticMuscle) (Tier B):
Rippetoe
Scooby
Not Jeff Seid
Arnold
Zyzz (no longer there)
Occasional Guests: Scooby Husbando
Meh Table (Tier: C+) :
Omar Isuf (Certified SJW)
Luimarco (On the daily, baby please)
Silent Mike
That asian guy (Bart Kwan I believe)
Jerry Ward
Ocassional Guests: Powerlifters and ...
Who is he? Table (Tier: C):
Scott Herman
Nick Wright
Athlean X
Occasional Guests: who knows?
Delray Crew (Tier C) (no Autism, JUST OCD ADD AND DYSLEXIA):
Jason Genova
Big Lenny
Nathan Figeroa
Andrew
Occasional Guests: Jeniffer tits, Big Richard, Brad, Debbie (Pornstar banged by the sith lord)
Outcast Table (Tier - -F):
Vgan Gain.s
Jason Blaha
Ian Mccarthy
Occasional guests:Richard's mom, Blaha's mother in law, Jason Genova
I'd be eating outside on a picnic blanket, with my real friends and some wine. Fuck all these phonies.
>>35273165
Where is my boi Jonnie Candytoe?
>>35273165
This is the gayest thread I've seen today.
I have been coming to this board for quite some time now, but this is the most autistic thing I have ever read. I have no picture that can describe this level of autism.
>>35273165
>thinking elliot's euphoria is socially acceptable.
i will tell you who is at my table, since you are too much of a NEET autist to tell who is popuplar.
greg o'gallagher, frank yang, matt ogus, bradley martin, and mike tornaboleone
brandon carter can go sit with the cool kids, elliot can go to the delray table.. that seems to fit his intellect a little better
I'd sit with the misfits and help brad stuff Jason in a locker and steal his milk money
>tfw the sound Jason makes as he experiences the swirly of the century
>>35274256
>who is he?
you know this already.
people with hobbit faces and large eyebrows cannot be popular, well-liked, or even well-known.
>>35274295
just woke up, eh?
>>35273165
This list is absolute shit. Also Silent Mike but no Smelly? Why, guy? Why?
>>35274381
and Dima? Where is he?
>>35274381
>just woke up, eh?
>eh?
ur gay dude
This is easily the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
You have way too much time on your hands to study these YouTube fitness personalities. You're a massive faggot too. Get a life.
>>35273594
Are your friends as autistic as you are?
>>35274476
that is uninsultingly accurate.
>>35273165
Ideal table:
Furious Pete and the Green gain man
Restaurant would be a steak house
"Oh sorry guys I just have to take this important call. I'll be back in 10 minutes. You can discuss which food to order already."
>>35273165
>Arnold
>autistic
>>35273165
The Meh (C+) table is the only one even remotely interesting. The one with Rip and Scoobs maybe as well but everything above there is full of insufferable cunts.
>>35274920
I do feel sorry for Dom though, for a funny guy he doesn't deserve to be at a table so full of faggots.
Arnold, obviously... He is like the best networking contact in the world.
For fun, tier S.
>>35273165
ctrl+f alan thrall
/thread
>>35273165
S+ table.
imagine having these dudes as friends and all the amazing shit they could tach you. Elliott, Frank and Tyler alone.
>No Abdullah Zeinab
I'd sit with Blaha and Virgin just for the jokes
>tfw Jason starts talking about his gun collection and Richard is just sitting there because his persona vanishes irl
>>35275609
nah, he's probably at the /k/ meetup.
>>35274933
>implying he isn't brad martin's buttbuddy
Cool kids table probably has the best conversations but id pick the aesthetic crew.
id carbon copy everything they do in the hope that one day i will not be a guest at the table but a host.
also steve cook obv. belongs to #aesthetics. invite David Laid aswell.
>>35275808
>id carbon copy everything they do in the hope that one day i will not be a guest at the table but a host.
only shows how little you know about fitness
Greg O'Gallagher m8
>>35275826
hyperbole dickface, im obviously aware that they are seasoned lifters and their program would little good for me.
its like if someone said they would mix their semen in their shake to get their gains only like 25% actually mean it.
>>35273165
hulse
fonk
pisslord
blaha
elgin
>>35275879
Nope, still not quite there
No-one remembers adie?
