>yesterday, gym time
>was thinking I'd do a short easy workout because hangover from Sunday night
>decide to have some fun and put my aneros in my butt
>blaze bowl for preworkout
>fucking SMESH OUT a full-house heavy lifting session before realizing I was gonna 'take it easy today'
>Gym clothes are soaked in sweat and precum
>Husband comes home from grocery store
>we fuck like screaming Viking bunnies after dinner
>still had aneros in
So how was yall's Monday?
>>35262673
pls move this to /trash/ mods i want to actually discuss this
how do you cum handsfree? ive had mine for almost a year
I don't actually cum handsfree either, but sometimes I notice it'll milk my prostate when it's in for a while.
>>35262747
>it'll milk my prostate when it's in for a while.
what does that mean?
>>35262881
Rub against it
>>35263377
you can actually feel it do that?
>>35263388
Yup, and it feels fucking amazing.
>fuck like screaming bunnies
>still had aneros in
Fuck off roastie.
I almost fapped to this but I imagining your fat weak husband putting his tiny dick in your limp vag made me vomit. You Could been two hot guys working on your gains and just having mutual sex. Now that's hot.
>>35263443
Could he's just a really loose bottom?
>>35263416
huh, lucky
maybe something to do with experience with anal penetration. (that i don't have)
most of the time recently it just feels either uncomfortable, or insignificant (I don't feel neither good nor bad, it just takes up space)
LOL. I topped him.
>>35263443
girls have no business using aneros toys
>>35263590
Clearly this one did.
Imagine how gross her ass must have been. Makes me vomit.
I'm not a girl.
>>35263443
...because it couldn't have been that OP was top, right?
Basic reasoning skills. Use them.
>>35263811
Thanks broski!
>HEY PEOPLE LISTEN I AM GAY , GAY , GAY, GAAAAAYYYY
No one fucking cares, sage.
>>35264350
I care.
>weedfags
>>35264373
No one cares about you.
>>35264420
I care.
>>35264350
>OH GOD YOU FUCKING SHITLORD YOU TRIGGERED MY PENIS
Found the closet case. May the rest of your life be filled with truthfulness, honesty, and happiness.
Seriously breh, try an aneros, they're fun!
>>35264439
>implying I don't own one
>implying I need to make retarded threads about it on an unrelated themed board to grab attention from online neckbeards
Pathetic.
>>35264408
You're funny, Harry.
are these legit? i see videos of guys using them and they look they're possessed by satan, drycumming for ten minutes straight
>not hitting PRs with a massive buttplug up your ass
>>35264350
this tBH
>>35262673
You hadn't used a squatting plug before? You must be new here.
>>35265958
>>35266228
LOL. Where yall think I got the idea?
What's the best board to discuss aneros? this is important
is it safe for a male to wear a buttplug all day? also is there any harm in wearing one when working out
pls I need the hands free orgasm
>>35269021
it's safe if it's made to stay in
>>35262673
How do you cum hands free with it, mine feels good but nothing I do seems to make me come close.
>>35263443
>le men are so superior 2 roastie I pretend 2 b fag me-me
>>35262673
Just received one of pic related
My supreme disappoint exists where I found out it does not require battery
>>35270477
Also, I'm 5/10 (at best) with muscle (and fight ability) but my wife is 9/10 and wont let me take pics of her vagoo for the internet. I keep telling that slut I need to share that shot for the world to see but she won't let. Should I kill or keep slav squat??
Srs question
but why does anal play make my boner harder and last longer
>>35270515
rubbing your prostate feels good, duh.
