>skull crushers
>skull doesn't get crushed
>>35261834
Your dumbass head doesnt need anymore crushing
>do squat
>actually get something done
>>35261914
If I wanted humour
>>35261922
Kek
>do flyes
>remain on the ground the entire time
>the press
>nothing is flattened
>>35261834
>bench press
You press the bar, not the bench.
>squat
>go home after workout
>power cleans
>kitchen still dirty
>>35261834
if you fuck up it will
>Deadlift
>nothing makes me feel more alive
>leg extensions
>still a manlet
>clean and jerk
>dick still filthy, didn't cum
>pull-ups
>pottytrained
>Crossfit
>Still not Jesus Mode
>push up
>I'm pushing myself up from the ground
>>35262131
>push up
>I'm actually pushing the earth down
>>35261924
I would have asked
>>35261834
>Doing bicep curls
>Can't seem to get my bicep muscles to curl, they keep contracting instead
>military press
>never enlisted
>decline bench press
>do it anyway
>>35262152
You suck.
>>35262126
>Crossfit
>still can't carry the world's sins
G E N E T I C S
E
N
E
T
I
C
S
>lat pulldowns
>my wife doesn't talk to my anymore
>>35262173
>split squats
>balls still can't touch ground
>>35262162
oh you
>leg extensions
>still 5'6
>>35262162
>chinups
>still depressed
>calf raises
>dont own any cows
>shrugs
>knows what he's doing
>>35261834
>good mornings
>workout in the evening
>>35262353
>dips
>there were no chips
>Do romanian deadlifts
>Don't steal anything
>hack squats
>caught by security
>face pulls
>not even touching my face
>>35261834
>not doing touch and go off your skull
>dumbbell curls
>dumbbell is not a vector, therefore has no curl
>rows
>don't make any progress down the river
>>35262162
>>35262149
What
>2016
>still no half life 3
never gonna make it
>yes/no/maybes
>mind is already made up
>crunches
>no crunching noise
>bench press
>lifting bar not a bench
>kettle bell
>not kettle or a bell
>lying leg curls
>i was telling the truth the whole time
>pistol squats
>working quads not guns
>donkey calf raise
>there was no donkey in the gym
>>35263000
trips of truth
> jumping Jacks
> no jacks have been assaulted
> hammer curls
> not even a hammer
> not curling
> sumo deadlift
> not even in Japan
>farmer walks
>don't even fuck my hot cousins
> log press
> cpt. Log not found
>clean and jerk
>bar is still dirty and I haven't fapped
>>35261834
>lat raises
>not training back
>dumbbell pullovers
>actually wearing cotton pullover
>>35262082
holy shit this post got me
>chest dips
>don't even have any sauce
>>35262871
Your
>>35262763
>dumbbell divcurls
>it's zero
>>35262149
for your one-
>Romanian deadlift
>Didn't steal anything from the gym
>lunges
>ids only bregfast
>>35264060
kek
>>35264060
Underrated
>>35264060
>>35264084
>underrated
>has literally one post following it which reads 'kek'
Consider self termination
> preacher curls
> I'm an agnostic atheist
>rows
>no boat
> clean and jerk
> but I jerk, then clean
>>35264104
You're as stupid as an undecided voter
>>35264126
Hillbilly redneck Trump voter detecter
>Nail a snatch
>Still a kissless virgin
>>35264102
If I wanted to consider self-termination, I would make my 1 Rep Maxes the same as yours.
>>35264134
Butt hurt bleeding heart liberal spotted
>>35264145
Dingdingding
>>35262164
no... you!
>>35262162
You little shit
>Over the Head press
>understand it perfectly
>>35262093
kek
>>35261834
>overhead press
>can't overhead press it because stalled
>>35262162
>clean and press
>it's a barbell not a suit and tie
>deadlift
>none of the dead are raised from the grave
>barbell flys
>not flying, just broken ribs
>deadlift
>get attacked by the people at the funeral home
>Jerk and clean
>cum still on pants
>dragon flags
>not in midevil England
>>35262068
Underrated post
>>35265878
>dragon flags
>not from wales
fixed
>>35262162
>start competing
>get into a weight class
>not even at school
>>35265860
>fuarkmyribs
>>35262152
Boo go home
>>35262016
But you do flyes on a bench anon
>>>35262174
Kek. It is the only muscle group I've been neglecting, it must be why she left me
>>35262056
speak for yourself
>>35263895
One
>>35263008
>i have no ass
>>35264141
Underrated
>>35262162
>>35266580
Rep
>>35267223
Max
>>35267275
niggers
>>35264141
3/5 I had a chuckle
>>35261834
>dumbbell flies
>the dumbbell doesn't fly
>>35261922
Lel
