>tfw aesthetic but have literally no game
I've met up with 6 or 7 matches on Tinder in the past two weeks that I've had it and haven't gotten laid once by any of them. One girl straight up invited me over for a 1am netflix and chill and I didn't know what to do.
How do I level up my game? I have literally no problems when it comes to talking to women I just don't know how to escalate things sexually or anything.
>>35261679
>One girl straight up invited me over for a 1am netflix and chill and I didn't know what to do.
How did you fuck that up?
>>35261679
>One girl straight up invited me over for a 1am netflix and chill and I didn't know what to do.
Never change /fit/
>>35261679
>invited me over for a 1am netflix and chill and I didn't know what to do
Damn, son. I don't even know what to say.
>>35261679
/r/TheRedPill, read the sidebar, top posts of all time and fuck off from there.
>>35261711
>>35261724
I didn't know what to do. I was only talking to the girl like a half hour then she invited me over.
I watched the whole movie with her and talked to her but sat on a different couch. I tried making a move when it was over but she said she was tired and had work in the morning.
>>35261679
>One girl straight up invited me over for a 1am netflix and chill and I didn't know what to do.
Did you ever consider that you might be gay?
>>35261757
>I watched the whole movie with her and talked to her but sat on a different couch.
>>35261780
I know I fucked up. I've learned my lesson but I could use some advice.
>>35261757
How do you even have the test to lift when you're this beta?
>>35261757
What move did you make when you were on a different couch, Anon
>>35261785
>I've learned my lesson
>could use some advice
That doesn't make any sense
Stop taking the piss out of the guy. If you're inexperienced you can fuck up even situations like these. You're nervous as fuck and don't know what to do and your brain freezes. At least you are attractive enough to get matches OP, just practice.
either you are gay or have super low confidence.
OR... you are just plain stupid.
Did you even bring your written consent form for them to fill out so you don't get charged with rape? Man those consent forms get girls dripping wet. Just make sure to have an attorney review it, you might even want to have a legal notary present when you fuck just to make sure.
>>35261679
Just talk about stuff and act like you aren't interested in sex, it isn't that hard.
Of course you'll be in jail for rape once one goes in so hard on you that you're forced to give in and bang her.
>>35261790
Bro I have 1020ngdl natty. I had a rager boner the entire time I just didn't know what to do
I was homeschooled after the 9th grade so I could never really get it in with girls
>>35261828
Well, you could try pulling it out. Or place her hand on it or even say "I have a boner."
all of the above have lead to sex for me, act like an innocent child
>>35261757
>I watched the whole movie with her and talked to her but sat on a different couch
>>35261801
>Be 6'8 king of manlets
>Reach arm around her from different couch
>mfw she says shes tired and has to work in the morning
>>35261801
>Hey we should do something else
>How about you let me give you a favor
>hands working my way up her legs
>No anon I'm tired I have work in the morning
>>35261821
We did talk about stuff. I'm a really good conservationist I just don't know how to escalate things or what to build sexual tension.
>>35261828
Well as soon as you go over there, sit on the same couch as her and like put your arm around her at the start of the movie or as soon as she sits down. She'll cuddle up and you can move on from there or she'll go, " Oh no, Anon *bullshit excuse*". At that point, you watch the movie and never talk to her again
>>35261757
Alright OP, why did you sit on a different couch?
>>35261864
Gains Level: Rapist Mode
>>35261828
I wasn't socialized whatsoever as a child, and thus have a bunch of autistic social tendencies without actually being autistic, and I still don't have it that bad.
But I do feel for ya.
How to you get even invited, faggot?
>>35261891
I asked a girl if she'd seen X movie, she said no, I said You and I are watching X, she said when to my surprise, I said anytime, she said how about now. She was really hot too.
>>35261869
I literally don't know. It was just there and I sat there like almost as soon as I got there while she was on the long couch.
>>35261864
Well the different couch during the Netflix thing was honestly probably all it took to kill that one.
Just be in a physical position to be cuddled with, then get a noticeable semi. In my experience horny women have no problem escalating things for you but you have to accommodate it.
Sliding closer to you would have been no problem, outright coming over and sitting in your lap was probably too much.
>>35261927
It was more like this
>>35261936
When she sat on the long couch and you chose the other couch you signalised to her that you are gay. Are you really this stupid? Don't fucking tell you are inexperienced and shit, even some basement dweller can't be this retarded
>>35261936
>she was on the long couch
And you could have fucked her on that long couch. You got Netflix and Chill'd, and blew it.
Best you can do is to remember to never be that beta ever again.
>>35261966
I wasn't thinking bro. I told you, I literally do not know why I sat on the different couch.
>>35261936
>I literally don't know. It was just there and I sat there like almost as soon as I got there while she was on the long couch.
She probably got the impression that you weren't interested in her by sitting far away from her.
Did you compliment her looks or anything? Made her laugh?
>>35261956
This almost causes me physical pain...
>>35261997
>almost
>>35261997
Bro, cut me a break. That was the first time a girl invited me for a booty call.
>>35261995
I didn't compliment her looks but I like said, we talked a lot and yeah I made her laugh.
>>35262010
>cut me a break
I'm trying and I really want to, but the more I find out about this the tougher it gets
>>35261679
Can you describe your pictures for me OP? I'm only gotten about 2 dates a month and could really use some tips.
>>35262010
>I didn't compliment her looks
Remember to do that next time so you establish the fact that you fancy her.
And don't sit in another couch.
You'll get into the girls pants in no time with these easy steps, the doctors hate me.
>>35262054
>Asking OP for dating advice
>>35262080
Top Kek
>>35262054
One is of me wearing sunglasses driving my my 5.0 Mustang, second picture is a straight on selfie from my desk, 3rd picture is of me shirtless swimming in a lap pool, 4th pic is selfie of me with a killer arm and shoulder pump, 5th pic is of me white water kayaking.
I have about 65-70 matches not including bots
>>35262119
Kek'd heartily
>>35262076
Compliment what? To not come off weird or anything.
This girl had really, really, really nice eyes. I guess I could have complimented that?
>>35261679
Stop putting females in a separate category where you treat them like some unknown alien creature, we are all humans. And yes there are some general differences but when it comes down to it males and females are more alike than many would like to think. If you want a good relationship, not just a hookup or whatever, approach her like you would any other friend of yours. Get to know her and talk like you would with any other person. Basically comes down to
>females are people just like you, the sooner you realize this the sooner you can get on the same wavelength so to speak.
>>35262110
>wearing sunglasses driving my my 5.0 Mustang
Literally Elliot Rodgers 2.0. At least tell me it's not an automatic?
>>35262136
>girl had really, really, really nice eyes
>complemented that?
Yes: proven pantie-peeler technique.
>>35262159
Well it's not from the outside lol. My bro took it for me from the passenger seat and of course it's a stick. What kind of faggot gets an automatic 5.0?
>>35262110
t. Supreme gentleman
>>35262136
Of course not stuff like "dayum gurl that's some fine ass tits"
Just something like commenting that she's even more beautiful in real life than on her pictures. Or like you said, her eyes.
>>35262110
Did she message you?
>>35262247
Yeah
>>35261867
>giving up at the first sign of token resistance
you get laid like that?
>>35261757
>I watched the whole movie with her and talked to her but sat on a different couch
WHAT
THE FUCK
IS WRONG
WITH YOU
?
?
?
>tfw i've been reading all these "beta" or "missed opportunity" stories on 4chan for years
>tfw i'll never have a chance to even fail in this situation or even succeed
>>35262299
Fuck off, I didn't know any better
>>35261890
Fuck. I know that feel bro, I was homeschooled for most of my adolescent life and I have no social skills, but I doubt I have autism due to the fact that I could interact well socially when I was in single digit ages, but now I have nothing.
>>35263891
We must build from nothing, anon.
>>35261757
>Approaching her at the end of the movie
You fucking faggot
>>35261757
Bro I'm literally eating puss about 2 minutes into any movie with a girl
>>35261679
Cringed hard because i used to be just like this
The stars magically aligned and i finally got laid at 23. stopped caring and have had sex with multiple girls since then. Just try to kiss them. Never failed for me even with complete strangers in a crowded bar
>>35264333
>The stars magically aligned and i finally got laid at 23
Story?
Would appreciate pre text and post
>>35261679
It's okay.
Next time do what has been told here.
Compliment her (not too much, jsut here and there). Smile at her, might even stare at her sometimes and when she asks why just shake your head and say something like "It's your eyes (or whatever). I like them. Sorry for staring" and smile smile smile.
Looks open her door, charisma spreads her legs. Stay close to her, smile, don't talk too much and everything is taking care of itself.
Source: My own experience. I asked girls why they find me attractive after we had sex. They all said it's my charisma that makes me attractive. Some complimented my body or style, some did not.
It is like an invitation to a job interview. Once you get invited, neither your grades nor anything you send them matters anymore. It's all about how well you present yourself during the interview. Same goes with girls.
>>35264547
>sorry for staring
wew lad
Read the Book of Pook
http://www.djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/book_of_pook.pdf
Pls post body I want to know
>>35262176
the same kind of faggot that sits on a different couch than the girls he's trying to bang
>>35265074
*tips fedora*
Shit like this almost makes me not feel bad about being a kissless virgin.
Still feels bad though
Furthest I ever got was at a school dance where I got handfuls of tits ass and rubbed some pussy
>>35265210
>handfuls of tits ass and rubbed some pussy
Stop it anon, this pussy rubbin talk is getting me frisky
>>35261679
pua here
>eye contact
>neutral tonality
>physical touch
this should be more than enough to get you started
>>35261828
I know this is gonna suck, I know you and everyone else here will say fuck off, but start with fat chicks.
Most average and up girls want more than just a body. You can be as natty ripped with good aesthetics as you want, but you need a modicum of social intelligence and assertiveness.
Even marginally average girls will only go as far as to make it super obvious for you. Even if they really really want your dick, you'll still have to make the moves which you obviously can't.
Fat chicks don't care, you could literally have downs but if you're hot they will literally do all the work. Use them. Get enough experience to touch women, talk to them, and fuck them without sperging. Learn to see the signs and go for it instead of twiddling your thumbs.
You're a nervous fuck right now but fuck a few fatties and you'll at least be good enough to fuck a cute girl who's throwing you underhand.
>>35265618
>fatties
There are just some things that are too hard to swallow
>>35265618
>I know this is gonna suck, I know you and everyone else here will say fuck off, but start with fat chicks.
OP here. I had a Tinder date with a fat chick. Not fat just like 5'5" 140lbs. I got catfished because she looked skinnier in her pictures.
She made moves on me. Started making out with me, groping me, giving me a hicky everything in my car. I didn't want to fuck her because I didn't want to see her undress but I tried moving her hand towards my dick for a blowjob at least and she told me to not push it.
>>35265154
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>>35261679
>One girl straight up invited me over for a 1am netflix and chill and I didn't know what to do.
It's Netflix, it has top recommended for you and if that fails just ask max
