Why do women like fat guys?
Money duh
>fat celebrity
Money
Power
Personality
>fat normie
Money
Personality
>fat robot
You will never _____
Money
>>35244683
Because this is what the average skinny guy looks like with his shirt off
fat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skeleton
>>35244731
I used to look just like him when I was 140 lbs at 6'2.
>>35244708
>fat celebrity
Money
Power
Personality
>fat rich dude
Money
>fat normie
personality
>fat robot
You will never....unless you get money or a personality
>>35244683
fat is his money maker and what gets him roles
he has so much money he can just hire a trainer, nutrition fag and get lean fast
whyd he care honestly
>>35244748
It's all about the face senpai.
Fat guy with above average face > average guy with average face
>>35244757
Bob Kellys looking great
>>35244683
probably could be the insecurities women have. if the guy is hot/fit/, he is more likely to be tempted and/or approached by other women. if he is fat, most girls won't glance twice and she doesn't have to worry as much about him cheating.
>>35244775
LIONNNNN ORDAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>35244816
yeah that's why i, and every other guy is super into fat chicks. can't have other guys looking at or tempting m'lady
>>35244817
>>35244875
You fat scum. How dare you post that pic again
>>35244877
>>35244875
What about an aesthetic bear?
>>35244886
>resort to ad hominem attacks because you can't refute any of the arguments in the image
skellies on suicide watch tbhfam
>>35244875
you forgot a few frames, where the fat guy lethargically plays with your kids for 5 minutes before he's "winded" and needs to sit down.
you forgot the part where his lack of movement has led to open oozing bed sores that quickly become infected without a daily spongebath
and the last frame where the skinny guy is still alive at 50
>>35244877
>>35244889
God-tier homo taste tbqh
>>35244875
lol fat people come up with the most ridiculous logic
>>35244911
>the skinny guy is still alive at 50
>implying he wouldn't have died from lung cancer in his 40s
>>35244915
>>35244683
Ever notice all the fat guys are either funny or rich, mostly both?
>>35244699
First answer best answer
>>35244683
They don't tbqh
>>35244931
if you look closely they're both smoking. and that lung cancer shit is hogwash, im convinced some people get cancer and others don't, smoking plays possibly a very small role
>>35244877
source on the pony tailed chick?
>>35245242
Oh found it, shay jordan
>>35244683
Personality. Had a gf for a long time because I'm funny and outgoing even though I was pretty fat. Now I'm funny, outgoing and semi /fit/ so it's even easier
Kind of glad I grew up chubby so I was forced to develop a personality, now I cut the fat and I get the best of both worlds
>>35244683
Reminds her of her father
>>35244699
>money
true?
>>35247215
what the fuck is wrong with her hand and underarm
why is it so fat
>>35244757
I bet he lost weight because of how Big Pun blew up and then died.
>>35247232
It looks like they Photoshopped a fat girl skinny.
>>35245018
You should publish your findings.
>>35244683
Better sex.
http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v22/n4/full/ijir201011a.html
tl;dr: Skinny guys have more test, which means premature ejactulation. The estrogen they lack delays ejaculation.
>>35244911
>all this butthurt
Hahaha, look at this dweeb.
>>35244945
funny recovering fat guy here
fat guys are usually funny because its the only way we could make friends in school when we were really young. if youre fat when youre 7 years old and your classmates constantly make fun of you a sense of humor becomes your most important social survival tool. you learn how to master self depreciating humor early on, make fun of yourself before they make fun of you. kids like you for it, then you realize its your prime method for socializing. then you experiment for years, it gives you the balls to say almost anything for a laugh and it usually ends up working. its the only positive thing to come out of fatness
>>35247343
>premature
>delays
Pick one
>>35244683
whats her name?
>>35247343
yeah but that doesnt factor in other things, like how the sex wont be as good with the fat around your pelvis. you wont be able to get as much motion in the ocean. theres less sensation for both the girl and the guy. plus fat guys have less physical endurance to go at it. worse hip mobility. harder to hold yourself up for long periods of time. poor body image can also lead to premature ejaculation.
>>35247402
>demonstration of reading comprehension
>your post
Pick one
In highschool I've seen a fuck ton of really cool fat guys with qt gfs. Chalk it up to:
>money
Non-whites especially will prefer thick to thin due to it being a sign of wealth
>personality
The funniest people I met in highschool were on the chubby side. Skinny guys were usually autistic gamers or something.
>>35247402
Can't you read?
>>35247439
>fox and grapes
Women prefer thicker men (dad bod), gays prefer jacked men. Find out your orientation and act accordingly.
im never going back to being a fat fuck, wear size 30 jeans compared to 36 in the past
thanks for the motivation /fit/
>>35247461
> Skinny guys have more test, which means premature ejactulation. The estrogen they lack delays ejaculation.
Yes i can read. Can you word things better? You cant have premature ejaculation while delaying ejaculation. Literally polar opposites.
>>35247552
You obviously don't speak English.
Here, the retard version:
>High test, low estrogen = premature ejaculation
>Normal test, normal estrogen = no premature ejaculation
>>35247563
I do speak english, seeing as how i can word sentences correctly. You, on the other hand...
>>35244683
Lemme tell ya one thing, its the same as "why do women like gay guys" they don't feel "threatened" by them, they have no worries about "what if im gonna get intrested in him and get horny over him". Easy. Maybe if they get drunk enough they feel sorry about the fat guy since he is "such a nice guy" and might have sex with them, and thats when they will never talk again.
>>35244683
They don't, picture is $$
>>35244775
Eggwhites
>>35244731
>wen she like em thicc
/fit/ am I actually gonna get pussy when I drop this weight?
dropped 30lbs so far, prolly 70 more to go.
life is torture. and not just because I'm not getting laid.
>>35244683
>Why do women like rich & famous guys?
FTFY, faggot
>>35244683
They don't, stop lying.
>>35244875
>>35244899
>>35244931
>>35247343
>>35247361
>>35247461
>he fell for the dadbod meme
I'd feel sorry for you, but you're clearly a weak willed faggot that saw an excuse to take the easy way out.
>>35244683
Girls with fat men are probably just overlooking the fat that he's fat. They really like some things about him (personality, sense of humor, money, height, intelligence, charisma, and so on) and those good traits more than make up for the fact that he's fat.
Maybe a very few girls find fat men attractive, too. But mostly they're just overlooking it.
>>35248456
*the FACT that he's fat, I mean.
>>35244810
Because humans in general are attracted to a variety of things, based on their social upbringing. Some make no sense like feet though.
Dunkey is a youtubers who is fat with a neckbeard, but he's extremely funny so he's got a cute bitch.
As /fit/ as we get, females are really attracted to personality
>>35244875
Maybe this is a guide for biker chicks.
>>35247389
but no one will take you seriously
They keep you around to make jokes but you're never a real person to half of them.
>>35244775
Women love the fupa look
>>35244683
The question you should be asking is:
Why do women like guys who make them laugh?
Answer: because humor makes life more fun and between a nice funny fat guy and a serious boring weight lifter the women choose the fat guy.
>>35249786
plus women are insecure and prefer to be in control of relationships.
bodybuilders don't allow either in relationshps
>>35247389
>>35249716
I didn't want these feels
Getting /fit/ has made me dislike people in general. It sucked being the fat kid. I'm not going to blame my weight as a child on the circumstances, eating to compensate for my other problems was bad.
But holy fuck did those kids making fun of me hurt. Anyway, I lost the weight and worked out, got moderate abs. And now I only hang out with the socially stunted nerds/ weebs, funny fat guys now. I HATED that bullshit where I had to be nice to be wanted as a person, but someone who was skinny got glory despite being a douchebag.
It's ok to make fun of landwhales who are fat positive, but don't be an ass and antagonize fat people just because they're fat. It's what douchebags with no sense of humanity do.
>>35249786
>nice funny fat guy and a serious boring weight lifter the women choose the fat guy.
this is what fat people tell themselves.
attraction is everything
>>35249716
> they will want me around
So what if they don't take me seriously? It's not like they somehow owe me serious friendship; I'll take what I can get.
>>35244924
MIssed you senpai.
Oh, and why women like fat people? They don't. Fat women like fat people.
>>35249843
>[ physical ][sic.] attraction is everything
You've been single for a long time haven't you? Girls really don't like to stick around you for long do they?
>>35249906
>projecting this hard
lmao @ u
>>35249906
and you've been in a relationship with a girl that is fucking other guys behind your back if you think that physical attraction doesnt play a key role
>>35249716
>>35249836
>>35249866
>>35249843
honestly, people aren't as mean as we make them out to be.
girls like funny guys. Guys who are nice, funny, and also not in control of the situation. Do you really think our washboard abs are attractive when we control the relationship and haven't spent years developing a "personality"?
Fat people have dealt with hate for their entire lives. Whether or not that hate is justified is another subject, but they have honed a keen demeanor, sense of humour and wit that makes them pleasurable to be around.
>>35249932
nice false dichotomy.
If you seriously think being fat gives you a personality by default, allow me to point you to /r9k/ for my rebuttal.
>>35249967
those retards have personalities, just really shitty ones that all mimic each other
>>35249931
>if you don't think physical attraction plays a role
you're delusional if you think physical attraction for women is chiseled jaw lines and ripped muscles.
Just go look at /d/, there are a variety of fetishes that make people hard. People are attracted to fat chicks and ham planets calling it "high test". It's retarded to say that chicks want fit guys, it's just not true.
The proof of this is not all males want fit girls, some people are gay, some people like overweight girls, some males like feet and are bisexual.
>>35249977
>but they have honed a keen demeanor, sense of humour and wit that makes them pleasurable to be around.
Does that really sound like /r9k/ to you?
Let me go one step beyond, and point you to any male who has ever posted on TiTP.
>>35249967
>>35249977
>if you think being fat gives you a personality by default
stopped reading there. Apparently all that time you've spent at the gym hasn't been spent in college, so it's obvious you don't know how to read.
People who have had their entire lives being made fun of have to make themselves pleasurable to be around. So they've had literally 20 years of practice of being a nice funny person, but you didn't read what I wrote, because again, too much time at the gym. Mental exercise is also healthy.
>tfw grew up chubby/fat
>lose the weight
>turns out I'm somewhat attractive
>telling girls I used to be fat makes them 500% more interested in me
I don't know why, but damn it's like some sort of weird green light that I have a funny personality and I also have discipline
>>35250017
>People who have had their entire lives being made fun of have to make themselves pleasurable to be around. So they've had literally 20 years of practice of being a nice funny person
No, they haven't.
You've clearly become a bitter cunt like the rest of your robot brethren.
>>35244775
ANOTHA
>>35249988
>People are attracted to fat chicks and ham planets calling it "high test"
Slow down faggot. That's not what it means.
>>35249988
you're basing your opinion on what women think of men based on posters perusing a vietnamese scarf knitting site? the standard is tall & chiseled. there's very little deviation from that formula. the end.
>>35250017
fatty detected
>>35249992
I didn't say they had senses of humor or were pleasurable. I just said they have personalities. having a personality doesn't always mean it's a good personality. take this guy for example>>35250017
>>35244775
BLESS UP
>>35250050
Sorry, I mistook you for the original guy who clearly does seem to believe that.
>>35250061
No worries mate, I think everyone deserves a bit of defense, even the shitters at /r9k/. Hearing someone say that you have no personality is one of the most hurtful insults that can be hurled in my opinion. I think alot of people don't understand "no personality" is like the .005% of the population who have absolutely no interests, hobbies, opinions, or favorite things that they developed on their own.
Or girls, ayyy
>>35250098
That's a good perspective. If you lack a personality, you're probably just not passionate enough about the stuff you do. If you can't express your personality at all, become more confident and get your social skills up to par
>>35250137
exactly. some people that I used to think had no personality, I just didn't know well enough. One time I went into the library at school and one of the typical airhead jock football players was there in the corner facing the window, away from the main area. He wasn't a dick or anything, I only had one class with him, but he was sitting reading a manga. I thought that was really interesting and figured there are things you just don't know about people or they don't care to divulge their interests
I ended up talking to him about it a year later, I brought it up at a party when we were both tipsy. That fucker knew more about manga than anyone else I'd talked to before
Confidence and personality.
most girls these days want to retain the upper hand of control in relationships today. i dont really think its all due to money or personality...its more about peoples egos. strongly skewed logic yes, but as a prior fatass I've seen it play out many a time.
if a girl is messing with a dadbod/fat normie then the relationship is always about them - its up to the guy to make himself invaluable, constantly reminding the girl that he's only a pawn to her own ego/status. she has the ability to leave that ass at anytime, bc the relationship is still constructed for her and she definitely has other options - its assumed that mr. fatty can't just find another good looking girl to lock down so he makes every effort to not fuck this one up etc.
Whereas the dadbod is a stable, ego stroking option, the fit guy/lifter is seen as infatuated with himself, vain, and entirely too eligible. Women logic precludes that since these cats care about their body/appearance, they won't be able to dedicate any effort to being pathologically obsessed with the thought of giving her attention in relationship.
Makes my head spin
>>35244683
Women are into high test guys. Real men have curves.
>>35245018
Are you retarded
>>35250418
>treadmill in the background
>multiple cans of mountain dew
are you fucking serious?
>9 year relationship ends
>what is this new brave world I've entered
>enter tinder
>hot grills all over
>"want fit guy"
>"Into guy that takes care of himself"
>"I'm active, you should be too."
>"Into hiking, yoga, running."
>"must be into health."
>"must be fit."
Yeah, chicks dig fatties.
>>35249866
I just wanted them to listen to what I had to say and take it seriously when I had a point to make
Not everyone was like that but I always found the majority were
>>35247780
God you look like you smell bad.
Shave your body, drop some weight and GET A FUCKING TAN
>>35250540
that's boogie, no it's not serious, the mountain dew is a recurrent joke on his videos
>>35250654
Tbf tinder is for fucking and not gold-digging
>>35244775
god bless this khaled's snapstory
>>35250858
..so just confirming, grills wanna fuck fit guys but use fatties for money?
>>35244889
>bear
? ?
? ?
?
>>35250831
You bet he still drinks them though
>>35250924
Probably. Or else he wouldn't keep making videos about him talking about starting to exercise.
>>35247215
shooped her skinny and shooped her face too
>>35247215
>Implying he didn't pay her for a hug
>Implying her smile isn't forced
>Implying no Wincest, after his parents discovered what a kek they raised, they adopted a normie.
>>35250914
Well duh, girls like hot guys and they like money
>>35250039
You're still not getting it.
The thing is, getting a better personality is almost optional to people who look good. But for someone who looks BAD, getting a personality becomes a make/break kind of deal.
Either they improve their personality a lot and almost achieve "normal person" status, or they will... well... r9k...
>>35249988
You can't make rules out of exceptions.
Males who are gay, who like overweight chicks and that kind of crap might as well be called "defective". I'm not saying we should be mean to them or whatever, but from an objective point of view... they are defective.
Sorry, strong independent plus sized woman, but normal men do not enjoy overweight girls. The black community seems to have a higher rate of abnormal men who are into that kind of deal, though, maybe you should focus there.
>>35250914
Women are pretty mean in the way they handle relationships. They'll be with a fat guy for his money at first, but over time she'll just turn him into a glorified ATM while fucking other guys.
While a man at least attempts to find a woman that has everything he wants (though he might fail), most women just prefer to take the easy way out and fill all their needs with different people.
>>35244683
They don't.
They like money.
>>35249903
Nope. Fat women like muscular men.
>>35247389
right in the feels
>>35244708
>fat celebrity
Celebrity
>>35249932
>tfw fat sociopath
