what would you boys do if you saw me at the gym? :P
>>35234742
nothing, I'd look away because I'm ugly and have a small dick
Are those things on the sides supposed to be like a squat rack or what?
>>35234742
tell u to squat lower or say goodbye to your knees
idk I usual drop my spaghetti hard around /fit/ girls
last girl i saw i told her to stop doing upright rows with shitty form. she got mad at me :(
>>35234749
this 2bh
>>35234749
im ugly, but i have a big dick, still i get no pussy
>>35234775
im a solid 9/10 with an avarage-bug dick and still get no pussy cuz beta af
>that wide stance
>can't even keep an empty bar balanced
I'd continue my workout
>>35234794
wtf, if I had a 9/10 face i'd be slamming pussy left and right
What is your major malfunction soldier?
>>35234742
shitpost on /fit/ between my sets and smell the barbell after you leave.
>>35234742
Tell you the bar is only 45 lbs. and to step up your fucking game.
>>35234742
did the plates fall off?
>>35234742
Begin my workout and leave when I'm finished
>>35234815
probably the same condition that would lead him to post on a sudanese imageboard for discussing traps used in the viet cong
>>35234825
This
>>35234775
Iktf brah
At least we never have to worry about disappointing the 5/10 shoots we pick up on a rare chance
>>35234742
I would casually glance to see if you we're mirin me and then if you were I would be sure to not give you a single bit of attention to feed your ego. Then when I went home I would think "hmmm gettin mires from a hottie.....nice." I would then think of ways I should have approached you/ will approach you next time I see you at the gym knowing damn well I don't have the balls to cold approach women even if they are mirin.
>>35235808
Does anyone have the meme of this with the cool clock kid Ahmed?
>>35234742
Force a polite laugh and because I'm 10/10 facial aesthetics you'd probably take it as encouragement but really I'd be mentally cursing your vain stupidity while waiting for you to GFTO THE GODDAMN SQUAT RACK
>>35234815
I just don't like being around people and I'm extremly nervous. Many girls says it's cute at first but they get tired after a few months and I'm not very self confident so it takes me a lot of time to even kiss someone
Completely ignore you, as i'm there to workout, not crush pussy.
>>35234815
Personality, looks, and fitness level don't actually net you any girls if you self-handicap. I've been self-handicapping for years, the one time I stopped I ended up dating a cute, smart, funny girl for a long period but when we broke up I went right back to self-handicapping and have been alone ever since.
And I know I'm not the only person here who does it, I'd wager to say most of you aren't actually "autistic," you just self-handicap and show no signs of stopping until it's too late.
>>35237136
I know the feel bruh.
>>35234742
>says 300
>clearly 180 on the bar
that's questions, regards questions frog
>>35236094
It's really like you're me
feels bad
>>35234742
No way you're squatting anything more than the bar with those wimp legs.
lmao 0pl8!!
>>35239420
>he has no access to plates larger than 20kg
>>35239420
Those are 55 lb plaets, so its actually more than 300kg dumbass!
>>35234766
>Going around critiquing people that don't ask for it
Wew lad.
>>35239420
35 kg plates.
8*35 + 20 = 300
>>35237136
This is accurate. I'm good with girls, but not attractive and can confirm that looks and a body only make you more approachable, doesn't really do much to seal the deal.
>>35239939
MOAR
>>35240048
where have you ever seen a 35 kg plate anon
>>35242329
25 is the biggest plate ive ever seen
>>35239479
feels real bad man, I catch girls mirin all the time and put on a great show and seem confident as fuck and am able to hold conversations with women fine. I'm just way too much of a pussy to approach them. Not gonna lie I get a real nice feeling catching girls miring at the gym or whatever and then not giving them the attention they are begging for though.
>>35239955
It clearly says 15 on them you
>>35234742
Has she ever lifted weights in her entire life do you think?
>>35234742
kick you in the back of the knee while you're struggling to squat the bar
>>35243670
>>35234794
>tfw no bug dick
turn away in shame because I can still only squat the bar
>>35234742
Why do girls think they're so fucking tough?
>>35243836
You can only squat 45lbs?
ty mr skeltal
>>35243841
Correct. I started barbell training for the first time in my life on wed and my form fucks up and I lean forward too much with anything but the bar.
feels real bad
>>35243856
its alright, just eat alot and squat hard mate, you'll make it
>>35234742
Probably go up and say hi to you because we go to the same gym lol
