havent jerked it for like 2 days and im on that lecithin and zinc stack for increasing load volume/density
cant wait to explode tonight brahs
>pic related is the hottest pic /fit/ has even had
>>35220352
ever******
I think OP is trying to tell us something
>>35220352
god I want to bury my face in that
>>35220352
breh get you some pygium. it'll increase your precum by gallons
>>35220413
same here bro... fuck i get so hard everytime i see this dumb slut in this position
please post more that are similar to this
>>35220490
thing is though, i dont want to increase my precum lol. whts the point?
but yeah, i heard that stuff works like crazy
>>35220490
What brand do you buy? interested...
>>35220565
precum is lube for your urethra, and just like Scooby says "You can never have enough lube".
>>35220635
>lube for your urethra
>>35220352
If a gril assumes that position in front of you, showing off her camel-toe; does she want the D?
This pic always makes my penor feel funny
BIGGER
>all this 3dpd shit
I wonder how life must be like having zero taste
>>35221988
Would you prefer
THICK
HIGH-TEST
women, anon?
>>35221988
>>35222006
No
Post more beautiful, normal sized women that will make my dick twitch like a parkinson's patient
>>35220490
Where can I get this cheap in (or shipped to) Australia?
>>35222041
I dunno anon I'm pretty sure what you need is a healthy dose of THICK
>>35222109
Trust me, I dont.
I'd rather see more like OPs
>>35222113
OP's image is tastefully thick. You are clearly in denial.
Smashed my gf 3 x today. Ate her out and tossed her salad from behind. My penis feels retired. This thread and its premium image fails for me today. Thanks
>>35220352
HIGH TEST
>>35220352
>>35222336
>>35222353
OK
>>35222371
3/3
>>35222067
blease resbond
>>35221797
so your penis feels hilarious?
>>35220352
#NOFAPFOREVER
ONLY THE WEAK MASTURBATE
>>35222336
I shouldn't, but I would
Once or twice a month, my wife requests a mega cum shot. We abstain from sex for about 2-4 days, but we edge each other via oral every night during that time. I take lecithin, arginine, zinc, eat tons of celery, and lots of shellfish, and drink water like I'm dying of thirst. She pounds pineapple like it's her job. When it's time, we lay out the sex blanket on our bed, switch in a red light bulb next to our bed, cover each other with baby oil, and proceed to 69 until she comes, then she gets on her knees while I stand up on the bed and blast a massive porn-star tier cum shot on her small perky tits, which she then rubs all over herself.
This is literally the only kinky thing we do, everything else is 100% vanilla, and I'm not sure how to feel about it.
>>35224461
>Not swallowing your gallons of gains while in 69 position while you swallow hers creating a gains gaining cycle
>>35221664
no thats rape
>>35224461
>This is literally the only kinky thing we do
But that's boring.
>>35224461
>we abstain from sex for about 2-4 days
you're getting c.ucked
>>35224663
Read the second half of the sentence; if I'm getting keked, some bastard is getting a mouthful of my cock.
>>35223114
This. Fappin equal waisting your gains
>>35222041
Anyone else do no-fap purely just to have one awesome fap at the end of the month?
>>35224461
>She pounds pineapple like it's her job
?
>>35224461
>wife
you fuck'd up, nigga
>>35221965
i can smell the roses
>>35225363
Makes the pussy taste on point, virgin
>>35225363
Makes her pussy taste better than normal.
>>35226021
Yaoi is for fags
>>35225763
What does "on point" taste like?
>tfw finals and have no desire to fap at all
I've been fapless for 2 weeks almost and still have no need at all. Used to fap twice a day until a month ago.
Should I get checked?
>>35225300
Yep. Pretty much every month, I reward myself with an orgasm if I've made progress on my goals. Quickly approaching semidemihemi-normie status.
>>35223700
My problem every time
>>35226137
Like pineapple nigga damn
>>35224461
that sounds fuckin awesome
>>35226315
no, sex drive is linked to stress and emotional health and a whole lot of other factors, you could just be stressed out or depressed. Which in turn is a bigger concern so check up on that
>>35226595
>being married
>sounds awesome
You have no idea what you are talking about.
>>35226637
Depends on who you marry.
>>35227410
It literally doesn't matter.
>>35220490
>that feel when i have never had precum
how fucked I am?
>>35226731
i didnt ask for those feels
never seen before actually
obviously not a real movie
>>35227434
i assume you're married
you should've chosen someone you actually like
>>35226637
>>35227434
The old "marriage is a trap" meme
Anyone notice how this is ingrained in our culture now? Like it's the way things are supposed to be, marriage is supposed to be this trap that men fall for. You see it in movies, TV shows, etc. Why do you think this meme was created? Like honestly who benefits from men settling for shitty women because they assume that's how it's supposed to be?
I mean, somebody had to have been like "too many men are making an effort to find women who make excellent companions and therefore excellent wives, we need to stop this"
Fucking hell this place is sad.
>>35229926
Who benefits from marriage then? Pretty sure it's not the man 90% of the time.
>>35229974
Both people benefit from marriage if they do it right. If you married someone and you don't consider them your absolute closest friend, then you married the wrong person, and that's your fault.
Blah blah blah men lose everything in the divorce. Well why the fuck is there a divorce in the first place? How in the hell are you going to put a ring on a woman without figuring out if she is bad or not? Like how can you say "wow I don't really know if she's the type to divorce me or cheat on me, and she seems a bit sketchy, but oh well, better get married anyway".
And I know most of you MGTOW people are only bitter that ever since the 19th century, you just can't find a silent and obedient wife who does everything you tell her, and it's fine if that's the reason you personally don't want to get married. But stop acting like it's this death trap, because plenty of other people benefit from it.
>>35229926
>>35230171
>>35229974
>Who benefits from marriage then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5kWu1ifBGU
>>35229926
Best new cUckpost.
>>35230261
Ok so buying a diamond ring for an engagement is a scam? But as any conservative/libertarian (which I assume you are) would agree, business is business no matter what, and engagement rings were just a really good business model.
That literally has nothing to do with the overall concept of marriage though. Please, if you aren't going to be an adult about this, just stop embarrassing yourself.
>>35230171
>Both people benefit from marriage if they do it right.
1 out of 2 first marriages in western countries ends with a divorce.
>blah blah blah it's all your fault if you didn't choose well
Oh, shut the fuck up. 99% of the times custody is granted to ex-wife and she wins a lifetime welfare from ex-husbands - until they decide to marry again.
>>35229926
>le fucking this place is sad meme
You purported literally no arguments, just a generic conspiracy meme that "someone is trying to stop men from making efforts to find women who make excellent life companions"... and then again let's blame the media, and still zero arguments.
In the current year of our Lord you don't need a contract (intended to fuck men in every way) just to live with a lady and have an offspring.
You like to believe that
>plenty of other people benefit from it
and still, zero arguments. How do they benefit? Discount on taxes? A marvellous ceremony in a Catholic Church?
>>35229926
want to know how I know a woman wrote this?
*BRAAAAAAP*
how do you continue with nofap once you have blueballs? im being forced to beat off tonight because of this problem
>>35224461
You sound domesticated as fuck, to be honest, with all your rules and schedules.
>not mouthfucking your wife whenever you feel like it
>>35230375
Are you fucking retarded?
>Oh, shut the fuck up. 99% of the times custody is granted to ex-wife and she wins a lifetime welfare from ex-husbands - until they decide to marry again.
That literally has nothing to do with my statement that people who get divorced clearly didn't marry a good person. 1 in 2 people get keked because they're fucking idiots who pick shitty women. Pick a woman who doesn't fucking cheat, and is a decent person, and the problem is solved. How is this difficult?
Also
>How do they benefit?
Having a best friend to live with for the rest of your life who offers you moral support, makes you a better person, and just generally makes your life better. If you're going to pull the "marvelous ceremony" card, it's actually important to people. It's a milestone for them to look back on, it brings families together.
Seriously though, and I mean this in the nicest way possible: /r9k/ is a far more suitable board for people like you, and I think you would be much happier there.
>>35230481
>You sound domesticated as fuck, to be honest, with all your rules and schedules.
But both of them plan this out, like, it's fun for them? It's not like his wife is forcing him to do it. If he enjoys it too, why is there a problem
>not mouthfucking your wife whenever you feel like it
Pretty sure that's sexual assault?
>>35230554
>pick a woman that doesnt cheat
you cant stop a girl from cheating if she wants to
and you are losing half your shit regardless if she does.
>>35230554
>1 in 2 people get keked because they're fucking idiots
>50% failure rate has nothing to do with a contract intended to fuck men in every single way in case of failure
>Having a best friend to live with for the rest of your life who offers you moral support needs marriage
>the ceremony is important
And that's why you don't argue with kids, ladies and gentlemen
>>35230554
>Are you fucking retarded?
Stopped reading there
>>35230566
>you cant stop a girl from cheating if she wants to
Well obviously, that's why you pick a woman who isn't going to want to cheat in the first place.
To be honest when you socialize enough and get to know enough women, it's pretty easy to get a read on what potential cheaters are like.
I want to try nofap but everytime I dont cum for over a week I just feel a nagging feeling in my prostate until I gotta give in and cum everywhere
Feels bad man. Well it feels good man but the nagging prostate feels bad man.
>>35230554
that's kind of naïve to think that 50% of the people who get divorces are just stupid or they picked the wrong person. you have a very juvenile way of thinking about relationships.
>>35221988
Go back to your containment boards
